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Which of these actors could I take in a fight? 

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This video came from my stream on March 6th, 2023. Catch me live from 9AM-2PM PT here: / northernlion
please note this video is satire, obviously every A24 actor could rinse me in combat except maybe patrick stewart
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Комментарии : 231   
@jonathanarcher5356
@jonathanarcher5356 Год назад
"even if I have a few inches on Daniel Radcliffe, and I'm taller" Had me in stiches
@Dorderhan
@Dorderhan Год назад
so funny
@legion999
@legion999 Год назад
Did NL want a wrestling match or a sword fight?
@calypso4882
@calypso4882 Год назад
I'm guessing he meant reach? It matters a lot in a fight obviously.
@legion999
@legion999 Год назад
@@calypso4882 it's a dick joke
@calypso4882
@calypso4882 Год назад
@@legion999 no I get that, I just thought NL wasn't making a joke in the moment, but that might just be watching too much boxing killing my sense of humour.
@bulkbogan6235
@bulkbogan6235 Год назад
I think NL underestimates himself. How many Hollywood actors can output 220 watts on 30 minutes Sufjan Stevens peloton ride?
@jenm1
@jenm1 Год назад
I hope patrick stewart is one of them
@asddsaasdfg2846
@asddsaasdfg2846 Год назад
I love this content because its so random that no one can predict what will be next
@Cueball
@Cueball Год назад
It's like he's the rougelike of RU-vidrs
@tassmh7080
@tassmh7080 Год назад
NL: Bodybuilders actually aren't fit or threatening basically Also NL: movie stars with abs can kick anyone's ass
@goodguybrian9764
@goodguybrian9764 Год назад
Diff is most of those actors are lean and not just pure bulk, some exceptions but still
@benvipond9034
@benvipond9034 Год назад
@@goodguybrian9764 half the point of bodybuilding is to be as lean as possible
@goodguybrian9764
@goodguybrian9764 Год назад
@@benvipond9034 I'm saying they can look less intimidating than they actually are power wise, and no being as lean as possible is not at all everyone's goal in body building in fact looking massive is a lot of people's goals just as much as those who wanna be thin but jacked
@rylace
@rylace 4 месяца назад
​@@benvipond9034 He's obviously talking about overall mass not muscle vs fat. Bodybuilders have a low fat % so they are lean in that sense of the word but they are overly bulky just in terms of overall mass (even if it's all muscle) for the sake of weightlifting/aesthetics which is impractical for literally every other physical application including fighting. Sure you can lift hundreds of lb but doesn't mean shit if you get gassed after 30 seconds. There's a reason professional fighters don't look like bodybuilders and vice versa, but rather pro fighters just look like normal fit people just to a higher degree.
@gabrielemelucci4155
@gabrielemelucci4155 3 месяца назад
I mean he is not a fighter nor a bodybuilder, Fighter>>>>>Bodybuilder>>>>Average person
@Anthem34
@Anthem34 Год назад
i think he could take Ryan Letourneau from the Northern Lion Super Show
@NotSoNoble6
@NotSoNoble6 Год назад
That depends. Is ass-kicking on the docket?
@tsawy6
@tsawy6 Год назад
Ryan Letourneau rinses me, no doubt about it
@elguty4045
@elguty4045 Год назад
He got dad strength now.
@ChicaneryBear
@ChicaneryBear Год назад
E sports superstar Northern??? No chance
@chronchris1486
@chronchris1486 Год назад
No chance, that guy is bald.
@lironi1111
@lironi1111 Год назад
I hope he enters another tierlist arc, that shit was top content
@Blackobluna
@Blackobluna Год назад
Breakfast and drink tier lists were absolutely pogged out
@MrMatbuck1234
@MrMatbuck1234 Год назад
They’re honestly GOATed content, I’ve rewatched the tier list playlist so many times
@slick3996
@slick3996 Год назад
now that HITMAN is over (and there's no GeoGuessr) this is the only way
@tongpoo8985
@tongpoo8985 Год назад
I'm still waiting on standard time chess
@fernandozavaletabustos205
@fernandozavaletabustos205 Год назад
I came here from the Warhammer 40K parody edit!
@BillyGoatBaaaa
@BillyGoatBaaaa Год назад
How does someone below 6' with no combat experience have this level of physical confidence? I gotta get a Peloton
@finalcountdown3210
@finalcountdown3210 Год назад
Take 4 BJJ classes and you will feel on top of the world for a week
@pate7179
@pate7179 Год назад
Funfact, peloton means fearless in finnish 🙃
@JoeMama-fw3xu
@JoeMama-fw3xu Год назад
Reminder that a lot of streamers have never actually been in a fight
@jenm1
@jenm1 Год назад
@@finalcountdown3210 I took BJJ and now I have no joints left
@thegrandwombat8797
@thegrandwombat8797 8 месяцев назад
@@jenm1 That's why they call it "Bereft of Joints Jitsu"
@Squedism
@Squedism Год назад
Ryan has dad strength, that's at least +1 over normal.
@Sheamu5
@Sheamu5 Год назад
Colin Farrell is also Irish, that's a buff in skill and crazy.
@santaclawz4431
@santaclawz4431 Год назад
Skill in what? Eating potatoes and being poor?
@jaggy-snake
@jaggy-snake Год назад
There’s no way I’d fight Colin Farrell
@UlfMTG
@UlfMTG Год назад
colin the kind of guy that would bite your ear off in a fight
@newtnewtnewtnewtnewt
@newtnewtnewtnewtnewt Год назад
​@@santaclawz4431 righteous catholic anger and making bombs
@EsotericCat
@EsotericCat Год назад
@@santaclawz4431 mountain peoples get a +to aggression and fighting
@emerz3530
@emerz3530 Год назад
Holy cow he's Tierlist pilled, this really is the golden age
@justnachoday5811
@justnachoday5811 Год назад
Oscar Isaac is in Marvel and Star Wars shape and was buff af in Ex Machina. You get him zero out of ten rounds.
@DGTLCLANGAMING
@DGTLCLANGAMING Год назад
Yeah, think Isaac could legit pull him apart with his bare hands😂
@moguel1524
@moguel1524 Год назад
If he was sooner on the list he gets in the 10-0, but my egg man needed a win some where, he was 20 minutes on a row with "this man would make me kiss my own ass"
@TheRugFace
@TheRugFace Год назад
Ex Machina was nearly ten years ago...
@justnachoday5811
@justnachoday5811 Год назад
@@TheRugFace For Star Wars and Moonknight, do you think Disney would want Oscar Isaac in better shape or worse shape than the A24 indie sleeper hit Ex Machina?
@TheRugFace
@TheRugFace Год назад
@@justnachoday5811 Didn't watch any of those, but unless he takes his shirt off in one of them, it's probable that he's just a normal looking guy.
@chrisfndproductions
@chrisfndproductions Год назад
i think the “thank you, librarian”s that have been coming up lately are nice 🥺 much love librarian
@calenono1512
@calenono1512 Год назад
My immediate thought when Adam Sandler came up was also “but he plays basketball all the time” lmao
@eggoslayer1001
@eggoslayer1001 Год назад
I would 100% put Adam Driver in the Nope I'm Running spot lol
@int3r4ct
@int3r4ct Год назад
While he did do training in the Marine Corp, he seems like a genuinely nice dude, not sure he’d actually kick your ass.
@eggoslayer1001
@eggoslayer1001 Год назад
@@int3r4ct for sure, but if we're talking angry blood lusted Adam Driver I want no part of that lol
@impersonal6650
@impersonal6650 Год назад
Considering that Adam Driver is a former marine, I think he just kills him
@cringlesORIG
@cringlesORIG Год назад
I love this game of nl convincing himself to place them one tier higher than he knows they should be
@Romancesymphony
@Romancesymphony Год назад
Adam Sandler is well rested from all his vacations that he calls movies and he has that old man strength. I think it would be even.
@ryannixon4138
@ryannixon4138 Год назад
I would fight Seth Rogen, but I’d be afraid to be hit and then he does his iconic laugh at me. The psychological warfare would crush me.
@heliopyre
@heliopyre Год назад
I'd be afraid to hit him and have him call me an anti-semite
@dokidokiduckie
@dokidokiduckie Год назад
"No offense to this guy... I forgot his name" 💀
@TheErebusGaming
@TheErebusGaming Год назад
The Oscar Isaac slander and the Daniel Radcliffe praise. He has those two totally backwards.
@Technocolor00
@Technocolor00 Год назад
you should rank which celebrity kids your kid could take in a fight
@Sheamu5
@Sheamu5 Год назад
The Costco arc continues 🤣
@unimpressedalchemist
@unimpressedalchemist Год назад
Grocery store/drinks/food/snack/shopping cart tier lists were top tier content, so I'm here for this return.
@SadderCatLin
@SadderCatLin Год назад
no matter who does this list, even tom hardy is running from himself
@fanboy11
@fanboy11 Год назад
NL shares a hairline with Voldemort, makes the Radcliffe matchup compelling
@TheThunderbirdRising
@TheThunderbirdRising Год назад
The man really put Ryan Reynolds as a tougher opponent than Oscar Isaac. Insanity
@Nick-xu7ns
@Nick-xu7ns Год назад
Canadian bias smh my head
@conorskelly5838
@conorskelly5838 Год назад
Oscar 5'9 72kg Ryan 6'2 84 kg Is Oscar Isaac a bad mf? Not seen much of him before
@metetural9140
@metetural9140 Год назад
​@@Nick-xu7ns Canadians automatically start with a woodcutter's axe
@ceeb830
@ceeb830 Год назад
NL puts on a masterclass here of saying the same thing in many different ways
@deeznoots6241
@deeznoots6241 Год назад
Finally some good fucking content
@poopoofard
@poopoofard Год назад
me every time NL uploads
@coolfool183
@coolfool183 Год назад
Haven’t tuned in for a little, but this is a must watch
@THE_DEMONLO_RD
@THE_DEMONLO_RD Год назад
NL slowly learning about how jacked Will Poulter is was hilarious
@ChezzyKnytt
@ChezzyKnytt 2 месяца назад
Honestly it should have been a definite loss against Will Poulter, but I think ethan hawke would have been a draw
@stevenhageman8255
@stevenhageman8255 Год назад
i love that the definitely beats me up section has more people than all of the fight is a draw and up combined
@Nutman2001
@Nutman2001 Год назад
My man is truly fiending for a hit
@bloodwolf2609
@bloodwolf2609 Год назад
10:13 in my head I was like "yooo that's Ron Weasly" so I'm glad someone else in chat said it lmao
@lakemmm
@lakemmm Год назад
"We've all got our own cursed load to pull in this life..." 5 seconds later: "I think I could probably beat up Dave Franco"
@jellevaneijk9397
@jellevaneijk9397 Год назад
Tommy Wiseau LOVES America, there is no way that guy doesn't play at least an hour of basketball every day
@the_lizardface
@the_lizardface Год назад
Adam Sandler seems a little too unhinged to be confident against for me.
@the_lizardface
@the_lizardface Год назад
also colin farrell's eyes scare me, i would not want to fight him
@Asian_Caleb
@Asian_Caleb Год назад
This is criminally underrated content right here
@Alactrium
@Alactrium Год назад
Ah, yes. One of the most important videos of his career, maybe ever
@ryanclemons1
@ryanclemons1 Год назад
can't wait till NL tells us a egg would have a draw with a panda.
@richard_nj
@richard_nj Год назад
will poulter is like 6'3 and built, with no disrespect, he would crack the egg with ease...... You could see nl's ego start to affect his rankings more and more as he realised that all that was left was loads of guys he had no real shot against when the board was already heavily skewed towards the 'would beat me up' side
@WorldsWorstBoy
@WorldsWorstBoy Год назад
I think NL is wrong about Sandler
@MicoDossun
@MicoDossun Год назад
I refuse to believe Nat Wolff would take more than one punch to kill
@calypso4882
@calypso4882 Год назад
How delightfully surprising.
@theoldabyss
@theoldabyss Год назад
half way through this was hilarious.
@Ender13123
@Ender13123 Год назад
How can someone be so bold yet so controversial a colloquially milk-toast man with a vengeance
@wulf2757
@wulf2757 Год назад
Sour patch kids are D tier
@dcub6251
@dcub6251 Год назад
"Smoke more pots" lmao
@calembazz8941
@calembazz8941 Год назад
Adam Sandler would 10-0 Timothee Chalamet. Make it make sense
@user-kq7rd1zl6p
@user-kq7rd1zl6p Месяц назад
"a pampered coastal elite"
@satprep475
@satprep475 Год назад
tier list era is back pog
@TTFFlash
@TTFFlash Год назад
"I saw hustle , with bo cruz" lmao
@JoeMama-fw3xu
@JoeMama-fw3xu Год назад
I like how he pronounced Timothy Chalamet like 4 ways
@Ragnarokgn
@Ragnarokgn Год назад
Seth Rogan supporters were hilarious. Ryan would absolutely roll that jelly roll. I cannot think of a non-disabled, non-elderly person less intimidating.
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625
@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 Год назад
What about a one Northern Lion
@ZomBkiller115
@ZomBkiller115 Год назад
The K8 banter is so good
@shilah1940
@shilah1940 Год назад
if there's a no-shave NL in the thumbnail, be ready for some toxicity LMAO
@bluegorilla1014
@bluegorilla1014 Год назад
This is excellent content
@trevorgalvez9127
@trevorgalvez9127 Год назад
I wasn't even in chat and this man ROASTED me 🤣🤣🤣
@vynncenttryllian9959
@vynncenttryllian9959 9 месяцев назад
Peloton riders thinking they can fight irl is incredible content
@MicroMartin
@MicroMartin Год назад
This was golden
@SilverionX
@SilverionX Год назад
I'd definitely run from Colin Farrell. He feels like the kind of guy that would go berserk when the punches started flying.
@PepijnIsPro
@PepijnIsPro Год назад
Long awaited Sesame Street character tierlist when?
@katiapapadakou
@katiapapadakou Год назад
This is so good my content monster is fed
@erikralph
@erikralph Год назад
So according to this list and the other, in NL's head we live in a world where there's a possibility that Timothy Chamalamadingdong can win in a fight against a panda.
@matthall7359
@matthall7359 Год назад
Pandas are weaksauce honestly can’t see one putting up much of a fight. I don’t think Tim o thee can finish off the panda unarmed, he doesn’t seem like he has it in him however I think he can put enough of smack down that the panda would retreat eventually
@erikralph
@erikralph Год назад
@@matthall7359 Bro, it's a Panda bear. Emphasis on the BEAR part. it can outrun anything but the worlds fastest sprinters, weighs up to 350 pounds, with a bite force that can instantly break 99% of the bones in your body. You know whats black, white and red all over? A panda standing on top of Tim's corpse.
@matthall7359
@matthall7359 Год назад
@@erikralph listen bub I’ve seen the RU-vid videos i know their true nature
@kevinkevinholt
@kevinkevinholt 6 месяцев назад
"I don't care if I've got a few inches on Daniel Radcliffe AND I'm taller" must have been him misspeaking because he had a completely straight face afterwards
@Medsas
@Medsas Год назад
this what Bing Ai think: Based on these actors’ ages, physical attributes and roles, I would say that Ryan Letourneau might have a chance against Ke Huy Quan or Rory Kinnear if he were to fight them one-on-one. However, he would probably lose against Brendan Fraser or Adam Sandler due to their size advantage or experience with physical comedy respectively. And he would definitely lose against Robert Pattinson because he is younger, fitter and has played a vampire before.
@TheAmorphousGamer
@TheAmorphousGamer Год назад
I asked ChatGPT about this. It agreed that NL could beat Timothée Chalamet but said he'd lose to Florence Pugh. AI has still got a long way to go lmao
@captive-audience
@captive-audience Год назад
did I hear that he’d got more tier lists in store?
@Mama_Peach
@Mama_Peach Год назад
This is fucking genius NL
@maxwilliams9774
@maxwilliams9774 Год назад
I wish Jonathan Majors was on here. He’s a “nope I’m running” for me for sure.
@Ulysses3113
@Ulysses3113 Год назад
Im so disappointed not to see Steven Seagull there. I reckon you could take him today. Would also make for very amusing discussion. Also, you'd probably get called out by Seagull and have to give him a beat-down in real life. 😂
@Vulture2k
@Vulture2k Год назад
A lot of those I would run too. Actors seem above average on the crazy scale. Also Patrick Stewart is fit as hell. I wish one of those was a nl fan xD I'd want to watch the real thing.
@fernandozavaletabustos205
@fernandozavaletabustos205 Год назад
I came here from the Warhammer 40K parody edit!
@Crashpunk
@Crashpunk Год назад
44:37 Cracked me up
@jellevaneijk9397
@jellevaneijk9397 Год назад
how are you going to defeat Patrick Stewart when he uses magic or enters your brain?
@G33KST4R
@G33KST4R Год назад
Oscar Isaac is the panda take of this tier list
@insomniacway
@insomniacway Год назад
I love the tier videos.
@Nick-xu7ns
@Nick-xu7ns Год назад
NL not even drawing against Jesse Eisenberg let alone clearing
@phillazenby5351
@phillazenby5351 10 месяцев назад
There is no way you could have taken Patrick Stewart at 34....look him up.
@thatfunkadeus
@thatfunkadeus 4 месяца назад
There's a good artical about it from an old blog called Rule. Look up Patrick Stewart Rule 34
@henrythompson7768
@henrythompson7768 Год назад
this is too hype
@fixpontt
@fixpontt Год назад
good content laughed a lot, thx
@RobertSoul123
@RobertSoul123 Год назад
0:49 It's Tuesday. Is this guy on coffee?
@darbow898
@darbow898 Год назад
Streamed yesterday Monday, uploaded to YT today Tuesday
@RobertSoul123
@RobertSoul123 Год назад
@@darbow898 Thank you captain obvious, I guess my joke was a dud
@mattbuergel8487
@mattbuergel8487 Год назад
If you've seen ex machina I think you'd run from Oscar Isaac. He has major psycho vibes and he's ripped.
@locustsun
@locustsun Год назад
What's your search history look like now? Looking up weirdly spindly male stars images.
@adamt4697
@adamt4697 Год назад
Midsommer, is it really that hype?
@Q_z_
@Q_z_ Год назад
The rumors of tier list videos' demise have been greatly exaggerated
@fonsly5077
@fonsly5077 Год назад
NL not realizing how insanely dehydrated every male actor has to get for a shirtless scene
@MaybeDOOM
@MaybeDOOM Год назад
NL, thinking that smoking can affect the way you fight. Then there’s Nate Diaz whoopin ass in the ufc.
@yasinachekzai2567
@yasinachekzai2567 Год назад
Golden content.
@mcap0611
@mcap0611 Год назад
No touching of the hair or face!
@kierengert6177
@kierengert6177 Год назад
Ok, listen, bodybuilders are absolutely something to be concerned about. They may gas easy, but with that kind of power behind their strikes, all it takes is 1 punch landing to drastically change everything about the fight, if not completely end it outright. It doesn't even have to be a great one but assuming absolute basic knowledge of how to throw a punch, its still fight-ending power. Also height absolutely is a big advantage, its a bitter pill to swallow being 5.8 myself, but its just a fact. Reach advantage is huge, it means you have to work extra hard and weather some strikes before you even get to striking range yourself, your defense and mobility (both footwork and head movement) have to be on point and even if you do get in, its not like they have no options, they can throw hooks, uppercuts, elbows, knees, they can clinch you and their sweeps will be more effective with the increased leverage. Higher and thinner center of balance? yeah not really a factor at all, its not like a single leg kick will bring them low, it just doesn't work that way, and even if it did, again you'd have to get in range in the first place.
@doolicious
@doolicious Год назад
NL please watch and review the green knight. Film changed my perspective
@philfedorowick
@philfedorowick 5 месяцев назад
There is no fucking way I could hurt Patrick Stewart. His time as Picard was too fundamental to my development for me to raise a hand against him
@baseballgenius3
@baseballgenius3 Год назад
Same tier list for actresses when?
@Szanth
@Szanth Год назад
Algorithmic engagement
@fonsly5077
@fonsly5077 Год назад
I still think kates funniest roast was NL’s crusty college socks story, and i dont think she even realized how massive a roast it was
@hubert9370
@hubert9370 Год назад
nl thinking his can take Will Poulter is hilarious to me
@efegokselkisioglu8218
@efegokselkisioglu8218 Год назад
This video be a video doe
@nickl.922
@nickl.922 Год назад
NL has just about all of them considering “no touching of the hair and face does not apply to this man.”
@JayElJay
@JayElJay Год назад
Keep in mind that this man thinks he has a nonzero percent chance at beating a bear.
@knmrt2760
@knmrt2760 Год назад
🐼
@stevenclark5173
@stevenclark5173 Год назад
If it's a smaller black bear, he might have a 0.1% chance. Plus the bear would likely run away if attacked.
@TrenosUK
@TrenosUK Год назад
Will Poulter is jacked now he’d destroy Ryan
@MrGeebsTheLegend
@MrGeebsTheLegend Год назад
Basketball is a non-contact sport, therefore basketball does not make you a better fighter
@MrGeebsTheLegend
@MrGeebsTheLegend Год назад
Yes,NBA players are huge and that’s their advantage but they aren’t skilled fighters they’re basketball players
@donkeykong315
@donkeykong315 Год назад
I mean when you’re talking about two people that are not trained to fight, it really just comes down to athleticism and conditioning.
@MrGeebsTheLegend
@MrGeebsTheLegend Год назад
@@donkeykong315 yessir and size matters a lot in a fight,so most basketball players would beat the shit out of us simple because they are 30-100 pounds heavier and taller by a significant margin.
@xraidev
@xraidev Год назад
cmon ben stiller is almost 60, you can cook him
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