Ranking EVERY Crit Quote In Three Houses (TIER LIST) 

Before you comment, yes I know I still have to rank the enemy crit quotes 😅

Tragic that they made Seteth’s VA chill out in Heroes, we just got “Judgment is passed.” Instead of “JUDGEMENT IS PASSED!”

Post combat quotes go way harder than crit quotes in 3H for sure “Only thorns left on this rose.” “Her enemies, are my enemies.” “Hilda! Hilda!”

Fredericks “pick a god and pray” quote from awakening still goes so hard

Shout-outs to Claude's crit-quotes being absolutely goat'd for actually reflecting his growth as a character. The cheeky "Don't hold this against me, okay~", becomes the solemn "Hold a grudge if you must." It's one of my favorite little details in 3H, absolutely incredible.

Felix saying "died like a true knight" was so good I felt like it might as well have counted as part of the crit quotes regardless

"Time for seconds" implies he already ate someone's corpse and is about to eat other.

While Marianne’s sets are very similar, I like how “stay away from me!” has changed to “I won’t run away!” to tie into her character development

Don't care what anyone says the annoyance in lindhart's voice when he says might as well win is raw as fuck

Not putting Darkmitri in S is a sin against humanity

29:07 What’s cool about the TS Dimitri quotes is the “feral” ones are him hellbent on killing, but after he opens his eyes/heart, he goes back to his pre-TS quotes w/ more resolve. It’s pretty cool.

You know, Seteth was a sure S tier with his quotes, but now that 3 Hopes arrived, it is revealed that one of his former title as a warrior was "The Hammer of Judgement" which I would say deserves making a whole new tier for Seteth just cuz he is quite literally referencing himself on his rawest crit quote.

Post Timeskip Dorthea, who is now more like a jaded opera singer, calmly saying "I'll leave you breathless." is so fucking chilling. Edit: I also like how Post Timeskip Bernie who has become less of a recluse, is pumping herself up for the kill.

I have a particular fondness for “Defenseless are we” just because of how many times I have heard it

Before watching. My favorite is 'Mad' Dimitry's "OUT OF MY WAY!" He sounds psychotic and bloodthirsty and i love it.

The democracy in the video was perfectly organized chaos, I loved it. ALSO PLEASE RANK WARRIORS CRIT/AWAKENING QUOTES, SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY GOOD. Also another idea, rank S Supports.

I think "Here is your answer" is my favorite crit quote in the game, just because whether you're pre- or post-timeskip makes it mean something VERY different.

bruh theres a section dedicated just to the bidding war lmao that was the most money i spent for a joke

You have Sylvain too low. "gonna need you to move" and "open wide" are two of my favorites in the game.

If I hear "pick a god and pray" I am afraid for my life and embrace my death. If I hear "watch how weak you are" or "you're irrelevant" I am gutted, just emotionally destroyed on the battlefield and will never recover even if I live through the battle

I almost wish Byleth’s “actual” crit quotes were used There’s some bangers, like “TURN TO PAGE 57!” And “THE BELL DOESNT DISMISS YOU, *I* DO!”

This stream was wild. Between Pavise's vision becoming worse as the stream went on, the microwave and toaster talks, the "L + ratio" comments and the Linhardt Wars, this was a very entertaining thing to be part on.

Pavise Critquotes: "Subcribe... now!" "Let me show you why you're an F-Tier" "Who say i need a Microwave?!" "Don't even try to buy my Shirt!" "I don't need a Poll to end you!" Easy S+ Quotes!

In game Linhardt steal his parents money, in this stream he steals the chat’s money

I think another series where you rank death quotes on how sad they are would be cool. With that you can also go with games without voice acting as well!

Spoilers I suppose (3h and the video): The reason why "here is something to believe in" is so good is mostly due to the context of when it can play imo. It seems like this list is mostly looking at things in a vaccum, but in game, when the situation is dire post timeskip, and you hear chasing daybreak playing, and your byleth says that for the first time after getting a massive crit, it's just so empowering. It's effectively the game showing you not to give up. A miracle if you will So yeah, it may not have the insane punch of "pick a god and pray" or "i'll destroy you" or something like that, but it really feels special in context. At least for me. It's one of the most memorable quotes, and it's not like it doesn't hit hard either. Byleth is quite literally merged with the god so if anyone can make miracles happen out of nowhere it would be them. It's just such a cool concept to get across in so few words without necessarily saying anything specific. I really feel like it's the quote with the most depth in the series right now at least that I know of. Another quote I think is fantastic in this game is Lysithea saying "I don't have time for this" It's very in character, it's very sad, it's delivered very well, it's hard hitting, and it's unique. Easily two of the most memorable quit quotes in series for me, though this game in particular does a pretty good job of giving most of the characters really cool quotes

Lorenz quotes is pretty much just him calling his enemies ugly, so simple, so effective.

Seteth is my favorite character in general. His crit quotes hit so hard, and he really grows on you after watching his supports. I love the green church dad

The chat was so chaotic in this lmao

Honestly “My Blood Compels Me!” by Marianne is one of my favourite crit quotes

Timeskip Ferdinand's "No openings, I'll make one!" And "I will not back down one step" are awesome. Underrated

The best one is still "THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU, I DO!"

Hubert taking S tier as he should. This was amazing even my poor linhardt heart is hurt seeing how low he was placed

My favorite part about the crit video is how you could tell the person that made it was losing their mind with how many times they had to update it with hidden and rare trigger crit lines.

31:33 Ingrid surrounded by two Sylvains, this will get interesting

For those of you who haven't watched the stream I would honestley go watch the whole stream. It was full of cut out hilarity. That stream was the dunking on Pavise stream. This video is good but if you want to see more memes and more of chat bullying pavise go watch the whole stream.

48:24 I think these are actual custom crit quotes for Catherine when (SPOILERS!!!!!!!!) she lands a crit against Rhea at the end of the Silver Snow route. Her normal set of timeskip crit quotes is almost identical to pre-timeskip. "Repent from the grave!" is in the post-timeskip set, as is "Where should I start?"

My man just refused the democracy on darkmitri. Went straight dictator on that shit

Haven't found any crit quotes that beat Frederick's "PICK A GOD AND PRAY." Still my #1

Today I learned Aelfric has crit quotes.

I need a man to say "don't struggle" to me like Dimitri does

Pavise: Take a shot every time you hear, "Prepare yourself" If we did that we'd end up dead.

Time skip Dedue still robbed of S tier but hey what can I say there are always “other ways” 💰💰💰

ignoring "I don't have time for this" was a crime

Dorothea getting the love she deserves is heartwarming

Also your editor is a freaking champ. Omg, I can't imagine having to edit that whole stream

Dang Pavise has something against Dimitri, clear S, chat even tried to help him out but he still put him under Edlegard’s mid pre ts quotes

My absolute favourite crit quotes are early timeskip dimitri. Both the quotes themselves and the delivery gives me chills every time

In what DIMENSION is "I may as well win" D tier- At least "I regret nothing" got the recognition it deserved

This stream was pure chaos and I enjoyed every second of it. Happy to be a new sub, keep up the good content Pav :)

This was an absolute trip to be a part of for the first stream I caught live, it was a blast! It's a bit weird seeing my comments in a youtube video, lol. It's a shame some of the unrelated bits like the allegation that Pavise owns a fridge (which I do not believe) or how bad his vision is were cut, but with the vid being nearly an hour long already I can see why! This was just an awesome time. Oh, and I may or may not be working on an unnecessarily verbose copypasta about how bad Pavise's vision is.

Goated list, good shit dude

Linhardt was done REAL Dirty. Post timeskip lines that SHOULD of happened: Wow Somebody lazier than I am. Eternal Slumber it is then. Should have stayed in bed. Be erased from history. What a waste After line: you sicken me (no but he gets Queasy from blood)

wheres shamirs "sleep in the dirt"?!

My blood compels me to think Pavise ranked the entire Golden Deer house too low

I will die on the hill of Dedue and Dimitri being S on any tier list

I haven't seen your Awakening ranking, but Frederick wins everytime. His is still the most memorable to me. "PICK A GOD AND PRAY!"

Haven’t watched yet but I’ve heard “On my honor” so much from battalion wrath/ vantage/ killer lance Dimitri, it’s engraved in my conscience

I would love to see you do the post-crit quotes for this game. There are so many bangers for those specific quotes. (As in the quotes that follow after the crits themselves.) Great tier list btw! X3

Ignatz’S LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE will never not be funny. It really sounds like he stopped mid battle to show the enemy his art

I genuinely can't tell what his issue is with Linhardt's quotes. They aren't spectacular, but they're at least high C imo

I didn’t know videos like this existed till today 😂 I didn’t even realize they said different things

the post-timeskip quotes simply have more raw delivery

Honestly some of the gambit lines are good too, like Claude's "Time for a secret scheme~"

The only reason he didn’t hear Seiros crit quotes is because he wouldn’t be ready for that delivery and how hard her quotes go

i love every time pavise goes "hey it's an improvement from the pre-time skip ones" 90% of the times he comments that the lines are literally unchanged

I just saw in the video Yuri's name was changed to Bootleg Leon and I laughed so hard

When I first got Seteth I immediately thought he was gonna be generic mage guy but then this man came in riding a wyvern yelling "JUDGEMENT IS PASSED" like a gigachad out of nowhere and now I love him, also post time skip Dimitri being A+ and not S is a crime against humanity idc.

I loved living through this and also seeing some of my comments get zoomed in on even if not intended

Edelgards Quotes are literally the most generic there are what the hell does he mean :(

"Here is something to believe in" is the best crit quote in the game, however the set brings it down to mid A

Happy to help with the Capitalist Democracy, my dear Pavise.

I feel like so many characters have a single A or S tier quote but so many meh ones that they just get weighed down. Like why not just nix some of the variety in favor of hearing the good ones more often

I mean, Linhardt doesn't care for battle at all, so him not caring one bit in his crit quotes just makes sense. They're not good quotes either way, but it makes sense.

Fun fact! Edelgard shares a VA with Lucina, and is the VA of Zero in Drakengard 3, so if you wanna hear Lucina/Edelgard curse up a shitstorm, look up some of Zero's lines, they're genuinely great

“Here is some thing to believe in” is the hardest thing I’ve heard since awakening

The only people who don't have post-skip Ignatz as an S-Tier didn't turn their Ignatz into a walking ICBM.

Academy Ferdie's always gets me hyped

26:28 The TimeSlips 30:40 I did not think he said that. 35:10 I heard Bleed as well. 49:50 His pretime skip also said Kneel.

Time skip Dimitri is the easiest S I’ve ever seen smh

Nothing will beat “Pick a god and pray.”

Seteth is my favorite lol, it's a shame FEH made his VA chill out

Jeritza's quotes are better with the death knight filter

The spice from seteth had me shook like what, never used him so i didnt know what he says

Did anyone catch the name of the artist who Pavise got the shirt from? I’m the worst at deciphering people’s pronounciation 😓

That shirt is really cool... Any idea where I might be able to find it?

Ranking death quotes is a good idea too ;) Edit: Also that is a dope shirt where did you get that😂

Hubert as a dancer killed me🤣😂

I kinda dig "Aha! A weak point!" Honestly one of my favourites lmao

“My criteria is whatever I want it to be” Based

YEAHHHHHHH

Man he really simping for Dedue

I was involved. I feel great

Caspar was basically the kid waiting for the teacher to stop yelling at the class so he can begin his presentation/project here 😭😭😭

That's right, my man, you believe in your own hustle and never let anyone change your opinions until they give you the appropriate $$$ amount!

Lunch time quote tier list next?

"Let's see you dodge this" is a pretty good quote before you skewer someone. So is "I'll have your head"

IMO, Lorenz goes up to S but gets knocked down to A by "don't you know who I am" like ok Karen

Do you think you’ll rank Fishy Emblem’s Cipher Crits?

Will u rate fates dead quote but more the voice acted part because most of the dialogue are them retreiting not dieing but there still some good one