Ranking every Kirby ability by how useful it is IRL 

Which ability would you choose?

Infinite birds equals infinite food, just sayin

Ghost might require the ultimate sacrifice but it would be worth it to take control of the president and hit the griddy on tv

I do want to note that the mike ability is just a normal mike, it's Kirby's 'singing' that's so unbearable that everyone explodes.

You are deeply underselling how useful the leaf ability would be. 1) Livestock feed 2) Mulch and composting 3) Biofuel 4) Annoying your neighbour 5) Having amazing entrances 6) The ability to stop trains in the UK 7) A job for life in media production of Autumnal Scenes

I find it really funny how poison is immediately rejected because it only kills people but then higher tiers still have things usefull mainly for murder or other crimes

sand is infinity money because is used in bulding industry

Honestly thought hammer, yoyo, circus and magic were done dirty. Rarely have i thought in my own life "oh i could really use a sword right now" or "sure wish i could turn into a stone so I could negate this fall". In contast, being able to provide entertainment (or a hammer) to myself and others is useful at least weekly.

Depending on the iteration of the ability, Doctor is capable of producing some combination of healing elixirs, sleeping gas, elemental bombs, and an infinite supply of large, dense pills, and can even resurrect the dead. That's S-tier if I've ever seen it, even if you're scared of Kirby's lack of qualifications.

I was unaware Kirby had so much uhh "self defense"

I think you've forgotten the biggest weakness of becoming a UFO: you can no longer travel up and down ladders. Sure, you think that's minor, but wait until you're somewhere where the only way down is by a ladder, and you then realize what a fool you have been for trading your ladder-traversal abilities for a UFO... Edit: In case you ever wanted to see someone say they've never played a 2d Kirby game without explicitly saying it, feel free to check out the replies.

Sand might sound useless, but think about all the glass and concrete in a city. Glass and concrete are both made with sand, and there's only so much sand in the world. But if you could generate more sand out of thin air? That would be huge for the construction industry, and you'd be financially set for life.

Glass is made out of sand so you'd make a KILLING as a custom glass maker with infinite sand supplies

well, the ability to fly and destroy things for self defense sounds good, but, being able to sleep well wherever you want? that's a big deal XD

6:57 Never underestimate the power of POCKET SAND

Mini would honestly be extremely useful for conserving food and grabbing objects from hard to reach places. You could make your house into a mansion just by changing your size.

Being tiny would mean you're extra portable. You could fit in a pocket and go on an adventure with a friend. And think if the saved costs on airplane tickets! But personally I'd love to have cleaning powers, I struggle at times.

A lot of medicines are just poisons being used differently which means that poison could be quite useful in the medical field.

"Breaking and entering, legally of course" Something seems off here.

If you count final weapons as copy abilities, the secret #0 would be the Star Rod, which I think can quite literally turn dreams into reality

Some people underestimate how powerful Sleep could actually be irl. It might not look like much at first but it's when you look at smaller details that make it great: 1) Immediate sleep anywhere, in which can provide an actual good sleep without worrying about your social anxiety 2) Recovers your health, which means it would heal up any injuries overnight 3) Instantly summon a hat to sleep, in which you can sell and essentially bank off of it. 4) When upgraded, you can summon a literal bed for yourself in which you can ALSO sell (more likely to bank) 5) A boost of some kind upon waking up from the UPGRADED BED. Overall: Sleep is above top tier IRL.

mini would allow you to eat way less food, so if you buy an ice-cream you have unfathomable amounts of icecream at no additional cost :D

I think you need to look at these abilities more. You mentioned Ghost making you dead as a downside, but didn't mention wing getting rid of your arms and turning you into a harpie, or UFO turning you into a weird flesh vessel monstrosity.

So with spark. Hook a load of high capacity wires to a bank of batteries. Hold the wires and discharge electricity at a rate that the wires can handle until the battery bank is full. Depending on your output, the capacity and number of batteries and wires and your electricity usage you could potentially get a weeks worth of electricity in a few minutes.

I'd argure the best ability is to just BE Kirby.

6:50 You can throw it into people's eyes. "For Self Defense"

Nice video. 👍 I wrote my many observations that add to or differ from those of the video's below. • Poison could be a lot more useful than you described. It could be used to get an occupation in exterminating pests. • Leaf has a move that provides the means to hide. It could also be used to feed pet bugs or provide entertaining leaf flying action. This ability is more versatile than you described. • Mike doesn't destroy allies. During Kirby Star Allies, allies can join in Mike's third attack, implying that they don't get affected. • Bell can be used for amplified protection when blocking attacks. • I think that the entertainment that someone could provide with Yo-Yo, Magic or Circus earns them a higher spot than F tier. The cool tricks that can be done could be a fun way to cheer oneself up, and easily getting an occupation as an entertainer could be very useful. • Only allies start dancing along with Festival Kirby. It isn't implied that allies dance against their wills, and it's likely that allies want to help Kirby with the technique. Nearby enemies turn into Point Stars instead of being forced to dance. • Beam could be as useful as Spark and Plasma. • Don't forget that Hammer can also be a source of fire via the Hammer Flip technique. • Whip also grants the super speed. It isn't only Kirby's incredible capabilities that allow him to attack very fast when using some of Whip's techniques; all the moves have short timeframes, yet some of the names of the moves describe that they hit one hundred times. • Sword can also shoot cutting beams using certain techniques. • Archer and Bomb could also be useful when it comes to finding easy employment in specific occupations. • The staff weapon that Staff uses can also extent, allowing to push things from a distance. • Sand has a technique that literally immediately generates a high quality sand castle. This would be great for winning sand castle building competitions, unless it counts as cheating. Otherwise, generating sand would count as generating a valuable resource in some businesses, Sand has a move that a provides a means to hide, and its hard fist attack is strong enough to break iron. This ability is more versatile than you described. • Ninja provides as much knifes as needed, which could be useful could selling them to make money or to quickly get cooking equipment for a lot of people. Ninja is additionally described as providing stealth skills, which could have many uses in real life, even though people don't specifically think to be a ninja if they desire to be more stealthy. • Something useful to note about Ice (and technically Blizzard by extension despite not having been demonstrated) is that it's strong against fire, even though people usually associate fire with something that melts ice. Putting out fire can be useful. • Cleaning is arguably a lot more useful beyond its theme of cleaning solely because of its ability to summon Nago, Pitch and ChuChu. Those characters are capable enough to help Kirby defend the entirety of Planet Popstar from Dark Matter. Having access to characters that can protect from an apocalyptic threat is a huge deal. • Bubble doesn't shrink things, it turns them into Copy Essences or Star Bullets, items that can only be used by Kirby. Additionally, items in bubbles get stored by going into Kirby's Copy Palette pocket realm. This ability isn't very useful if a human were to use it. It'd still be cool for magic shows or bubble baths I guess. • The wings provided by Beetle can cut enemies or ropes without breaking, so they're tougher than they seem. • Cook doesn't telekinetically drag nearby allies in when used, so you wouldn't need to worry about accidentally cooking anyone you don't want to unless they naturally fall in the cauldron. • I don't think that a person on Earth would be able to use Time Crash because they wouldn't be able to access the upgrade. The regular version of Crash could have its uses, but it would realistically be too destructive for my liking. • Did you mean that Cupid spreads love literally or metaphorically? The arrows that Cupid provides don't appear to be magical.

With UFO you could take rocks from the moon and sell them on Earth. Just saying there's some business opportunity there👍

Artist is literally creative mode, I'd pick that easy

crash let's you fulfill your dreams of becoming oppenheimer

Wheel is absolutely s tier. Getting around quickly without needing a car or driver’s license sounds amazing, and it saves a ton of gas money. I know there are things like bikes, but wheel just seems easier

I can tell you haven't played Kirby 64

Super ironic that you ranked entertainment related abilities at low tiers while bomb is higher when it literally has less practical use for a law abiding citizen

0:56 Nah, Kirby is so bad at singing that his foes *explode* with laughter. No seriously I read the Dream Land manual.

Depending on the quality of sand, infinite sand would be a huge money maker as concrete uses sand or microchips if you can make silica sand.

1:54 -magic is entertainment and that's useless 0:00 -the youtube

Bomb being low tier means you're not actually thinking practically

Are we gonna talk about the fact that he placed the "Animal" ability above Drill just because it makes you a furry? 💀

the amount of time he said 'self defence' was hilarious :D If I had to choose, I'd probably pick Parasol or Sleep. He's right, being able to make yourself sleep on command is an underrated power.

Sand needs a few more useful points for a) quick escapes (pocket sand!) And b) extinguishing fires

16:40 Kirby was never seen again

UFO is just a classic ability. If you just turn into a ufo that’s cool, but if you can also go inside the ufo and decorate that would be awesome.

Plasma because I would be able to blink really fast, I could charge any of my devices instantly, and the electricity bill would no longer exist for me because I am the power generator, also I’d have an electric shield around me at all time as self defense that would shock someone if they tried to hurt me and even when running I’d generate the shield more so.

I sure do love doing self-defense

14:52 damn if only i could had this power for college…

I feel like everything kirby could create infinitely would be incredible irl. Even poison and leaves. You'd need to enslave him for eternity but you could create paper out of his leaves for example.

Mini would be pretty useful for doctors since they could send someone into your bloodstream to find what's wrong with you.

These are the kinds of videos i want to see on youtube. Random videos from topics i know nothing about but are entertaining.

Why is you saying "Self Defense" in these air quotes so funny to me? I don't outright explode with laughter, but I do have a chuckle.

depending on the quality of the sand, you could provide materials for stuff like glass and computer chips.

It's a small thing, but I really like how quickly paced the video was. No lengthy transition between each point, just straight to explaining why each ability is useful. Keep up the great work!

j0rts + Kirby keeps the crazy away

The fact that Kirby's fursuit is only A tier and not S tier feels targeted

“Bell centered genre of music.” *Christopher Walkens intensely*

6:46 if you think about it, Kirby seems to shape it as it forms, sand can be pretty strong when shaped well so, stairs, bridge, house,

Yoyo might still be somehow useful, it has low impact on your usual life but it can serve as entertainment and self defense plus some sick moves

I could argue that leaf is useful. Could be one hell of a dancer or actor.

Jorts continually discounting the usefulness of demolition

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for "self defense of course"🤣🤣🤣

The failboat fans when beam attack got d tir 😭

I love self defense so I would pick mecha

I would like to make a defence for the yoyo ability: My IRL yoyo skills (which are comparable to Kirby's) led me to designing yoyos, which helped me get an engineering job doing bearing degredation research.

What happens if I DON'T choose Wing? Do I lose them? Do I become flightless? Sand is an infinite food source Finally, a tier list where Light is ranked decently well You absolutely underrated Spider...

what about the mixed abilitys from cristal shards? or the upgraded abilitys from forgotten land? or what about the mix ability you get for eating 2 enemys with abilitys? id put mix on top of s tear cause imagine having all the powers mentioned in this video at the palm of your hand the only set back is that you need good timing to use it but thats a tiny cost and swapping abilitys isnt instantanius but does it matter when time freezes when rouleting the abilitys? also i aint mentioning the mixed and upgraded abilitys from cristal shards and forgotten land cause im lazy and forgor💀 all of them and what they do

Ok so spear copter would look cool going into things, but esp should be a tier for it’s absolute style 😎 (and also you can cosplay as ness bay-B)

that "whats better than love? flying mechs!" part got me lmfao this stuff is great i subscribe

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mini would be helpful becuse you could get mini and eat food and then get big to save money on food bills

I imagine that Ghost would be a low-tier ability. You just immediately die.

5:21 can answer that, my work deals with passing internet cables through building, from walls, ceilings, tubes and such, you do not know how many times I just wished to grab the cable and walk the distance myself, instead of literally hoping that the guiding cable would pass through

I choose artist because you can have inf food by painting it without the risk of turning your loved ones into dinner

Poison is at least D tier for being very useful on farms.

The Robobot is fun IF done right.

creating sparks? being able to turn into a protective stone? a jet? significantly stop time? sleeping whenever you want? creating clones? *Reminds me of a game about gloves*

I'm going with artist. Paint whatever you need. Paint a sandwich. Paint a car. Paint a $100 bill. Paint a camera. Paint a toothbrush. Paint a kidney. Paint a TurboGrafx-16. Paint a designer shirt. Paint a condom. Paint a bumblebee. Paint iced tea. Paint a house. Paint a fallout shelter. Paint a bridge. Paint a teleportation device. Paint a CD player. Paint a turnstyle phone. Paint the cure for cancer. Paint a tree. Paint a watch. Paint a three-cornered hat. Paint a pig-sized elephant. Paint an elephant-sized pig. Paint an engagement ring. Paint a computer. Paint a saxophone. Paint a flamethrower. Paint psilocybin mushrooms. Paint an island. Paint an indestructible Mech. Paint a coffee mug. Paint a television. Paint a mattress. Paint real estate. Paint a pair of glasses. Paint 73 blades of grass. Paint a stained window. Paint a spoon. Paint an umbrella. Paint a new Mount Rushmore with Mario, Fred Astaire, James Baldwin, and your sister. Paint a battery. Paint a casket. Paint a bath towel. Paint a beard. Paint an air freshener. Paint a hard drive. Paint a whoopee cushion. Paint a catheter. Paint a bucket of orange jello. Paint the end of this comment.

FIRST!!!!! lovely video ol chap

Paint should be higher, because in games like star allies you can paint food. You could also paint things that the other abilities give you so there’s that too. Edit: nevermind I forgot that artist and paint were two different abilities.

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Leaf could be used to clean up your lawn of leaves, but not everyone has that problem, and generally folks might want to go for something more useful anyway haha. Sand can be used against floods.

Cleaning should of been a tier because you have little guys to help with chores and you can fly

If you’re stuck in a desert, you can use ice to survive a very long time. You can eat the ice cubes, and the water can sustain thirst.

15:53 Have a dumpling

I think bomb, sand, and hammer could all be really powerful for construction work. Demolition, leveling out the ground, and then getting a new building up!

I'm gonna play a game and take one power from each rank. D: gun for "self-defense" C: ghost for epic pranks and slow easy travel B: esp for telaporting into the bathroom at night A: metal for safety. S: mecha for a mix of travel and "self-defense" along with infinite power also congrats on reaching 100k nice work pal. feel free to play this game with me if ya got the time.

I'm surprised how literally slept on Sleep is in the comments! Do you have any idea the amount of producitvity you can squeeze out of your day with this ability?! You get a full night's rest in a matter of seconds! No need for pick-me-ups like coffee or energy drinks! Feeling sluggish? Use Sleep! And thanks to Forgotten Land, if you upgrade it to Deep Sleep, you can also get a temporary boost as well! Sure, it's random but any 9 times out of 10 you'll likely find a use for the boost! Oh, and I forgot to mention... you HEAL!!! If your mildly hurt or feeling a little sick, just hit the snooze for a few seconds and you're good as new! Might not fix a broken bone but you can cure any cold or pulled muscle you have! Sleep is awesome and it'd be on the top of my list!

I love these videos because they answer questions I didn’t know I had

congrats on 100K subs :D

1:16 Have you *SEEN* modern art? "Paint" would make you a millionaire overnight!

"You thought it was an kirby ability but it was me DIO"

Get a job at NASA with any ability to generate a material from nothing. Go to the space station. Generate it in space. Seriously. Getting material or living things up there is the most expensive part. Go up there and generate sand. Use the sun to power a kiln. to make glass. Make everything out of glass until additives are sourced. You will be given tons of money for this. Additive sources make things easier. Opens up way more materials for you to make with your sand.

Leaf- if you have an animal that eats leaves you now have infinite food Yoyo- a source of entertainment is useful and probably a pretty common place issue Magic- eat the birds and refer back to yoyo Circus- refer back to yoyo Throw - do you know how useful picking up heavy things is Bomb- do you want to do to jail Freezing- food preservation Sand- sell the sand you do not undersand how much it is used for Needle -forceful personal space bubble Doctor- doesn’t the pills revive dead people Ice- food preservation again Spider- comfy custom hamock Jelly- you could get through a closed door Drill- you can also go under fences Sleep- also good for insomnia

Considering bells are part of every Christmas song, irl it's actually a bit better than f tier, depending on your knowledge of playing them. Also by default it's up to d tier, same for leave, because both let you ignore damage from anything short of a black hole. There's no joke here. If you looking for all but immortality, go with one of them. Also magic is also d tier, true magic like that would make you by default the best magician ever, meaning you could earn tons of money yet again, bro is not considering changing jobs at all, so I expect circus to be s tier. Beam is occasionally given electric properties, meaning infinite electricity, meaning you could end up off the grid without losing power. Imagine how much money you could save with that. Oh my God, you weren't considering ways to get money, THAT'S WHY THIS LIST IS SO WEIRD!

this vid is great! i actually made a video inspired by it and its my best preforming one, thank you! (also i did provide credit in the descripton)

You know what? Yeah, you’ve earned a sub. This was such a fun idea for a video!

Honestly, mini sounds amazing. Imagine being able to see more clearly the tiny wonders of the world in person, without a microscope! Maybe its just my inner science nerd but that sounds so filled with potential to me

this video is great to me, because when i was a kid, i once had this dream where i brought kirby ability collectibles (like in milky way wishes) to school for show and tell

1:19, If the bells a PURE gold and seeing this footage, it looks like if kirby looses the bells new ones appear. So, you now have INFINITE GOLDEN bells, that you can sell, you'd have a get rich quick glitch!

Artist, Water and Sleep would the most useful to me frl

Parasol is my absolute favorite to use in the games so I’m glad it got in S because it was the first thing I thought of, while water would be useful and be my second choice (imagine going to a desert with that ability) but if I need water I could use parasol multiple times, plus not only is it like the strongest shield ever, but you can throw enemies with it, and could probably also use it as a boat upsidown. Plus umbrella and shade from the sun. In a survival situation it would be incredibly useful to keep yourself safe with how damage resistant it is. The other option would be sleep because issues with insomnia, but I always kinda see the sleep ability as a double edge sword, you don’t know how long you’d sleep, danger won’t really wake you up so I doubt an alarm will, and if you don’t have complete control of it you might just never wake up. And that’s a no from me, id rather twirl and play with my parasol