Ranking EVERY Ride at Alton Towers! 

Never been to AT but it looks insane really missing out 😢

Dans famous words: “Shove that disagreement up where the sun don’t shine”😂😂😂😂

Love the bringing back of older vids. Keep it going!

Can't believe you didn't put Runaway Minetrain under GOATED!

Awesome video Dan, amazing as always!

For the first time in one of these videos, I totally agree.

Nice list Dan my opinion is so close to your but with 1 or 2 changes and great video :)

I like this list a lot. Smiler and Nemesis are my absolute GOATs

This is incredible!!!❤❤

When i was on the barrel ride thingie, there was another group that got the barrel spinning impossibly fast, w to the ride runner that didn't kick them off but was in hysterics over it

Dan you forgot the gardens

Am I the only person whose favourite is Rita? 😭

Should be going here next year, I'm really excited!

Woooow, I love this channel and the content, keep it up 👍 🎉

God I love this channel wish you had more subs

One time when I was really young I went on cuckoo cars and crashed in a tunnel area. I thought you weren’t allowed to get out and the tunnel was really scary to me, don’t know why. I sat there for a good 10-15 mins crying for a worker…

Justin’s house is genuinely more entertaining than Rita to me

Early! I love y these ranking videos they are some of my favourites! For me galactica is my number 1

I managed to get on Hex once this year, since it was open for most of opening day for the 2023 season Great ride, would do it again

Great content loved it❤

Love your content keep it up ❤

Good video

LOVE YOUR VIDS DAN ❤

When I went on the spin jam the hole thing shuddered and my cart rocked a lot

PLEASE MORE RIDESIMS!!!

I do agree with galactica where it’s been put but I feel like recently where I’ve ridden it, if I’m stuck on the brake run, the ride collar is so uncomfortable

I’ve been AT before and it’s really great I love galatica

I only been to Alton Towers once I want to go again I really really like it

Not a bad list! I would put many like how you did however spinjam is nah for me

What about rides like Thunder Looper, Energizer, The Flume, The Beast, Black Hole and Outta Control?

Pls do al day challenge on Congo

Danny can you make a video about CBeebies land?

How do you rate the rollercoaster restaurant though?

I’ve never been to Alton Towers I didn’t even know they had rollercoasters

good video dan! am i early?

28 SECONDS AGO? HI DANNN!

There's no way this guy just put Rita below runaway mine train, Congo and Mixtape. Outrageous (#stopritahate)

My opinion on these rides at Alton towers: Battle Galleon's Is Cool! Roller Disco is Decent Blade is good but I like the Bounty more Twistatron is ok Bugbie Go Round Is Cool! Congo River Rapids is good but I like Adventure Cove River Rapids at Drayton Manor more Cukkoo Cars Driving School is completely random Spinjam is Weird! Duel Is Cool but I like the Curse at the Alton Manor more Flavios Fabulous Fandango is Cool but I like Gangster Granny better Galactica is Awesome! Get Set Go Is Cool! Gangster Granny is Cool and it is my favourite ride in the David Walliams area! Submission is Awful! Go Jetters Is Cool! Rajs Bouncy Bottom Burp is Cool but like I said Gangster Granny the ride is better Heave Ho is Cool! Hex is Nice but I prefer the Haunting at Drayton Manor Funk N Fly Is Cool! Nemesis Sub Terror is Awesome and Terrifying! 13 Is Bad! Ripsaw is Cool but I like Nemesis Sub Terror more Marauders Mayhem is great! Spinball Whizzer is great too! In the Night Garden Is Decent Mixtape is Cool! Oblivion is Cool too! Octonauts Is Decent Peter Rabbit Hippity Hop is better than Rajs Bouncy bottom Burp and a great ride! The Curse at the Alton Manor is absolutely amazing! Postman Pat Parcel Post is Cool! Rita is bad! Royal Carousel is Cool! Nemesis is great! Runaway mine train is decent The Smiler is crazy but it's Awesome! The Alton towers Dungeon is Cool and quite scary but it's Awesome! Wickerman is amazing!

I though Dan will make it as a live stream 😅

Your top 10 dan is 10.spinball whizzer 9.th13teen8.galactica7.nemesis sub terra6.hex5.oblivion4.curseataltonmanor3.smiler2.wickerman1.nemesis plus your best vid ever❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

Alton Towers is amazing

For a second there I thought you were going back to all the old rides too. Like The Beast, Corkscrew and Thunder Looper. But I guess you have no way of judging them as you were all but a twinkle back then. P.s you put Rita in the correct place to begin with and then moved it up the rankings later. It’s rubbish and should be replaced with a ride like hagrids motorbike ride at Universal. Good video.

1.Nemesis Reborn 2.Wickerman 3.Smiler 4.Oblivion 5.The Curse 6.Th13rteen 7.Sub-Terra 8.Galactica 9.Rita 10.Spinball

I gotta agree

i just went and oblivion is more intense than it looks

I would happily queue up for an hour for smiler, I really wouldn’t for wicker man

now rank thorpe park (probably flying fish s tier)

Digital dan 2021-23 has just been put down the drain with spinjam

Spin ball whizzed is GOATED! 😠😡😡😡😡😡😧😡

I’m going to Alton towers this year and I’m going on nemesis

Not having wicker man above smiler, it’s decent but smiler is out there with nemesis as the best rides there

Can you link in the description so we can do our own??

Nearly 200 likes

I am also going to alton towers for my birthday 🎉

The real comparison will be Nemesis Reborn or Wickerman!! Also I totally agree that The Smiler ranks lower than Wickerman, it would be a harder decision if Smiler was in its prime but omg it’s just 🤮 rn. The exit from the cobra roll feels worse than ever and the headrests actually reek of sweat, I’d choose Wickerman any day; give The Smiler lap bars then let’s talk…

Can you maybe rank every ride at the uk’s most underrated theme park PAULTONS PARK

I can’t believe you put curse so high, I went on it during scare fest and it’s just kinda boring and definitely not better than Galactica or Th13teen I also went in the dungeons for the first time that day and I preferred that over curse too

Bro mimicked durl man exxeclently He IS THE DUEL MAN

My list 1: Wickerman 2: Nemesis 3: Smiler 4: Th13teen 5: Galatica 6: Oblivion 7: Rita

Nemesis forever!!!

Smiler is by far the best coaster at alton towers!! End of chat!!

SMILER,SMILER,SMILER!!!!!!!!!+!

Nemesis is/was easily the best ride at AT and Wickerman is great too, especially when you sit at the very back. Smiler has never really done it for me. Maybe too much hype, not sure but have always found it underwhelming.

nemesis forever!!!

At 7:48 l died with laughter

Togapea in the background

Rita deserves better

Were about the tunder loop

I just thought of a new ride 14

How do u know about rollercosters alot and thier g forces you are like ne i know infusion is an vecoma slc and icon double launce coster mack rides of germany i read videos and i f get information from that

marauders mayhem going below submission... I know you said you didn't do submission but I cannot tell you how wrong this is ahahahahaha

YOOO

I went to Alton for 6 hours of being there and 2 rides wickerman and smiler didn't like wickerman

yippee yippee

my shoe fell off on spinjam

I'm off to Chessington on 29th June. I have autism and am very scared of rides and I'm looking for a theme park enthusiast to help me overcome my fears and come on with me.

I just want to go for hex

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Rita under th13teen? Rita is good though, th13teen sucks. The launch on Rita is really good, and th13teen’s drop track is alright, the rest of it is boring.

Why was battle galleons just hiding at the bottom?

You forgot one Dan!!!! How dare you

Ride every ride in cbeebies land

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Me and my friend went on battle galions at scarefest and got in to a little bit of a war against someone 19 year olds and we all went on it 3 more times for a rematch (Me and my frend won because we broke one of there AirPods so we just ran)

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I tried to go on coo coo cars when I was 11 and they said I couldn’t 😢

More nl2 vids?

Really doesnt have a large collection of rides, it has 10 rolllercoasters, no flats or water rides an only 4 top class cossters

4.14 my favorite ride why 💀

57 seconds ago wow

smiler should go to does the job. does the job of being a 14 loop coaster, not much else imo 😂 Not even a must ride whenever i visit, especially peak

hi

Hi

10.09

SMILER before nemisis!!!!!!!

Hello

Rita is fun

#nomoreretrosquad

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Wheres the skyride?😭😭😭😭😭