Ranking Genshin Impact Characters in a ZOMBIE Apocalypse 

Nah, he would be patient zero.

@@JD-ds5qs well if he’s patient zero then it’s gonna be the basic horde

HAHAHHA

bruhh

@@socketyellow3 now imagine that zombie bennet want infect but have so bad luck that he died lol

you are what you eat

@@RaccoonPrince bahhaha

Lmao

OH NO MY DINNER ITS ATTACKING ME

I honestly doubt Xiangling would go as far as cannibalism, but it is the thematically obvious outcome of "character likes to eat weird food, and eating infected meat will turn you into a zombie."

Yeah.I like this about him

He's legit an adrenaline junkie

Yeah lol same It’s his entire personality XD

literally his entire shtick is wanting to fight non stop😭

I think it'd depend too if the zombies that were formally vision holders could still use their visions, he'd definitely be seeking them out for a challenge

YESSS!!!!

I would have put him in "What zombies?" instead. For him, hilichurls or zombies would make no difference, he would just try to slain them as many as he can.

hey girlie, wanna fight?

Could easily become protecting others as well if his siblings get involved, after how he reacted to ruin guards attacking his brother Id feel sorry for any zombies that try to

Doubt it,he looking for a fights,not just clearing out thing,so it absolutely depends on level of what zombies it's gonna be.If zombies gonna be fairly dangerous yeah,fighting all the way,but if talk some classic zombie apocalypse(something like Walking Dead) he most likely will fight only than he is needed,cause he just will think it's a chore

No cause fr 💀💀

*that's my cousin jeremy right there*

She seems like a totally different type of undead from an apocalypse kind of zombie.

She’s a zombie with a seal. The weird part is she controls herself. Usually sealed zombies need to have someone control them

Oh look it’s my siblings

We saw this in the Labyrinth event

I mean, he technically only likes difficult fights. He explicitly says that he doesn’t like getting the weak involved so a Ying’er zombie probably won’t even cross his mind. A vision-holder zombie in the other hand….

@@Jolls981 well as said he likes fighting and especially difficult ones. But the difficulty is increasing with each horde and it is confirmed that he won't laze around just because the enemies are no match for him. The labyrinth event shows that.

He would get bored

yeah Lisa’s talent is literally pharmaceutics so she obviously would help in finding the cure

Yeah, she's literally the best student in the Sumeru school in 200 years so she probably should be finding the cure

i agree but it makes more sense for her to be in the “fighting when necessary” because she said something like “i’ll lend a hand when the time comes” so when the time comes, it’s necessary

@@birb5304 That isn't meaning she'll lend a hand when the time comes intermittently, once the time comes she will fully invest into it (the zombie apocalypse) On a sidenote this is foreshadowing Sumeru's story quest 🙏

@@lisaop2782 either place would work doe

either this or protecting others because of the whole chivalry thing. he would definitely cling to chongyun for him to stay with him though

I think he can also be in the category finding a cure since he is ofcourse very knowledgeable

@@zoey398 He'd be initially oblivious to the situation, but once word goes around, he might be leading survivors onto Chongyun for protection

@@tada_da Only in literature. If this is an unprecedented and undocumented scenario, he'd be useless. But his chivalry will definitely push him into action

He could also probably be helping with the cure by providing any research he finds that could help with that, even if he isn't necessarily working on it.

Mona trying to predict the future so it’ll be more easier to make strategy. Diona is helping Albedo and sucrose to mix the cure so the cure is effective and tasty, Or supplying medical equipment, foods and drinks with Noelle, Barbara, and Jean. Diluc, Jean, Eula, Noelle, Kaeya, Amber, Venti, Rosaria is at the front. Razor, Bennett, Fischl (and probably Amber)are teaching the Citizens of Mondstatd how to survive in the wild if they are lost/any kinds of things. Bennett is a translater of Razor and Fischl. Thats my take on Mondstatd, I’ll update if I have an Idea lol

LMAO

@@moonleafx yeah, definitely agrees with you on that take

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@@turtlyocean7169 I literally imagined your comment as a fucking epic scene with an epic soundtrack lol. I really like it

Honestly though, Sayu would be cute as a sleepy zombie

But also. She would never become a zombie

Kinda weird diona will survive while sayu doesn't, right?

late to party, but she also always has 'one ear to the ground' based on her hangout event, cause she's constantly being harried by the shrine maiden, so she isn't going to be ambushed by any zombies anytime soon. She's definitely gonna lose some sleep when her fav spots are filled with zombies, but she definitely will survive.

She would go brrrr

Lol

yes! i also think that bc kokomi is very into strategy, i think she will think about the longrun, and help find a cure. afterall, she has healing capabilities.

I think Xingqiu would just drag Chongyun around so zombies would just run away from everyone and drown somewhere or smth

Yeah ecpecially from what i got kokomi basically does that anyway, story quest shes just trying to tend to her folks so will be buisness as usual for her

@@ryzhik9608 Or, if that isn't realistic, his chivalrous nature will lead him to pull survivors onto chongyun, which he'll lead into survivor camps

Kokomi: (Holding firebomb gernade) "All batteries, execute enemy suppressive barrage... All batteries execute.'

Lol send her to liyue to help baizhu in the bubu pharmacy! Everyone complains his medications taste bad, she will solve that problem

I’m not drinking wine- never in my life- Diona DO NOT COME NEAR ME!

‘he almost turned Liyue into Liwho‘ this had me laughing on public transport lmaoo

I imagine childe will just go manic and frenzy kill the zombies into some genocide out of the sake of fighting

I feel like Childe would be bored tho, I mean, what type of Zombie we talking about

He probably didn’t do so much research (sorry if he really did but doesn’t seem like)

It’s all in good fun. :p

Blasian queen

Yeah she would be in her plane of euthymia just chillin’

Zombies are a threat to eternity because they themselves are pseudo immortal

@@maliciousqueefer3427 exactly. They’re immortal. They are eternity themselves

Protecting others while providing background music.

if he was put into protecting others, you would only hear "GATHER!" "SOLIDIFY!" and "ORDER GUIDE YOU!"

Lord Inquisitor Zhonglis Moraxus declares exterminatus on the world of Teyvat

i will have order

Thexade :zhongli will fight tirelessly Actual zhongli: they will have order to die

Zhongli to the zombies: please state your name and your reason for attacking Liyue. It’s just good manners😂. Also Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER!

I think its both. If jean fights tirelessly to protect. Then how do you protect is to fight tirelessly it just contradicts it @_@

I think fighting tirelessly means that they are actively seeking out zombies to destroy them and protecting others means that they are actively seeking out people to help. Although in that case, then protecting others makes even more sense.

Agreed - I saw fighting tirelessly as offense and protecting others as defense, Jean seems like she would be focused on leading the defense.

That's why that category doesn't exist.

"Why do I hear boss music?" "Oh, that's just Xinyan setting some atmosphere during the fight"

*_*Flashbacks to zombies vibing to the ELF Academy ED_**

Agreed

More like Qiqi apocalypse, are you afraid of Qiqi apocalypse? I'm not, she's pretty much harmless.

Who'd be afraid of precious zombie girl?

@@1mol831 As long she keep that talisman on her fore head. She will stay harmless. I basing this on old story lore on Jiang Shi. Any Jiang shi with out talisman is bad news. I do recall that Jiang Shi track people by their breath.

I think xiangling actually would be dumb enough to do that. After all she's eaten slime condensate.

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Which tiers overlap?

@@ProfessorAres personally, i feel like "fighting when necessary" and "will survive", "protecting others" and "fighting restlessly" kind of do ! since as he stated before, it's hard to place characters like jean, ganyu or xiao because they'd definitely be fighting restlessly, *for the sake of protecting others* yknow what i mean? you'd probably fight alot if you're protecting others, anyway. surviving os just fighting when necessary and basically keeping yourself hidden from zombies, no? :) anyways that's just something from my personal opinion and the video was very cool, i liked it !

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@@Epicdragon-vn6hu Should I be scared to ask for more details?

@@Moon-Archive Yes you should 😅🥲

@@nudiustertian3686 In a NSFW way or bloody way?

@@Moon-Archive In a NSFW way

I would think albedo started it because boredom

In my opinion, I think Itto will also be in fighting tirelessly because as we know he is a delicuent who always search a dare to fight

isn't shenhe and itto is a 5 star???

@@Kurxmiera yes they are there are 5 stars what I meant is that there are 4 characters that aren’t playable yet those being Yunjin, Gorou, Itto, and Shenhe

@Wingedlight8415 oh yea ok sorry I was mixed up hehe lol

I feel like Shenhe would be in "What Zombies?" because she's an exorcist like Chongyun and she's pretty much an adepti/immortal due to training a lot from Cloud Retainer and eating something that is inhuman (dew from the mountain or something?) so she can easily destroy them I agree about Gorou being in Fighting Tirelessly as he is seen in a cutscene about war against Sara and her army Itto is definitely in Fighting Tirelessly because he's dumb who like to dare a fight like a man Yunjin might be good in Fighting when necessary but I also feel like she'll be in Background Music along with Xinyan because as I heard they are good friends together

IMO she could be financing a cure, but she doesn't have any medical knowledge, that we know. Since we're there, I doubt Barbara would be of any help either; she heals with some magic powers, but she doesn't seem to know what makes her powers work, and understanding that is required to make a cure. The only characters that I can envision working on a cure are Albedo, Sucrose, Lisa, Baizhu, and possibly Mona (people basically reduced her to the broke meme, but she's very competent, and often partners with Albedo and Sucrose when discussing their findings). If you want to stretch it, you *might* include Zhongli, since the dude's a walking encyclopedia, or Venti, because he has knowledge and competence greater than he actually displays.

@@transient_moonlight I put Ningguang there because I thought she’d be financing and working with an organisation. Working on a cure doesn’t necessarily mean she is making it, it could mean she’s associated with all those characters and helping them get the things they need (with her money ofc)

@@1nnernet Gotcha. I didn't interpret financing as working on the cure, because financing during a zombie apocalypse would basically just consist in paying people (in shelter and food, I guess) to retrieve whichever resource the team needs to continue the research. I mean, Ningguang would have to spend little time on this, because she wouldn't have to consider it from an investor standpoint, so she'd be free to spend most of her time doing something else.

@@transient_moonlight Fair enough. I don’t think of it that way, but now I see it.

She used to bury qiqi but she doesn’t do it anymore and want her forgiveness

Her category, lore accurate, would be like Bennett

Cause you know historians will call them roommates

I totally agree.

in lore itself, it’s even there that barbatos only appears when mondstat is really about to get wiped off the map (in the case of durin) or when freedom is so threatened that mondstat won’t be the city of freedom anymore (in the case of the aristocracy)

And she is pretty much close with albedo and sucrose, so they are a good team finding the cure

Agree

Same

also, samurai code of honor lol

Hu Tao: *just casually purifies all zombies around her with Staff of Homa*

The half adeptus lawyer is Yanfei