Ranking homestuck trolls 

IM CRYING YOU SAID "WHY ARE THERE TWO EQUIUS'S??" AND IT WAS THE RICH FISH BOY 😭

I once got blocked by one Homestuck RU-vidr for jokingly hating on Gamzee and calling Equius a z00ph1le (these two were their favorite characters)

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND KARKAT’S🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

roxy lalonde, my favorite troll

guys im just gonna say it: equius's dancestor alone deserves F tier (i dont like that sprite of him. you know the one 8C)

Equius is not Eridan 💀

there were 2 feferis because she's sollux's ex-matesprit and his theme of duality ha ha dave in s tier🙏

YOU LIKE CRONUS BUT NOT JAKE???

Eridan is rated higher than a d tier oh the joys 🎉🎉

SiNcE wHeN ErIdAn Is EqUiUs...ThAtS CrAzY BrOtHeR.....

Kurloz in c tier is criminal

you have NOT read homestuck 💀