Ranking Honkai Star Rail Characters by their RIZZ?! 

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fun fact : the reason Dr.Ratio wears the alabaster head is because he can't teach effectively since all his students only pay attention to his face. soooo... yeah ! Dr. Ratio is actually an ultimate rizzlord in canon surprisingly 🗿🗿🗿

Dr Ratio has been lining up to be insulted by him, everyone goes to his classes not to learn but to just breath the same air as him.

Sampo wouldn't ask u to pay at the bar, he'd just grab your arm and run, criminal rizz and u end up stargazing on some rooftop hiding from the cops

I think Argenti is actually rizzing everybody, and then he doesn't understand why people are so into him "I'm always talking about my love for Idrila and spreading the word of her beauty, they're supposed to love her not me!" He makes people feel so good about themselves, they kinda get pulled in because he makes you feel so good with the compliments, especially because the compliments are so genuine!

Argenti not in "Ultimate Rizzlord" is HERESY!

Jing Yuan's rizz is so strong that he's rizzed people's _MOMS_ and his VA (and probably the mom's kids) has been embarrassed by that fact in public more than once lmao.

I think Dan Heng shook us all with the CPR cutscene, lol, and Argenti rizzing the plant as well 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I think Ruan Mei falls is S tier before you date her, and falls right to negative rizz because she spiked your drink on the first date.

Luca having Itto energy is what gives him that accidental on purpose rizz lmao

im sorry but ratio had me by the throat, when i did his story quest i completely forgot what the quest was about cuz i was staring at him thinking how pretty he was

You’re the only person here brave enough to admit that Dr. Ratio could not realistically flirt to save his life and I salute you for that

Even though he lacks rizz, Imbibitor Lunae might attract monsterf***ers

Argenti might say the same things to everyone, but you'd still be able to tell that he's honest about what he's saying.

funfact! A talking plant in the space station actually mentions some researchers competing on who smashes dan heng first

Topaz was done so dirty 😭Bronya got rizzed up so easily by her! Should have at least been A tier

Sampo would probably keep dropping in rizz the longer the conversation goes on lol

What do you MEAN by the long ears and horns SCARING people off?? Horns and pointy ears are OBJECTIVELY hot! Anyone scared by that is a pooosay!

Argenti gets bonus rizz points because yes he does seem like he flirts with everyone but it's only because he genuinely means all those compliments. Also I don't think trailblazer was rizzed up by Ruan Mei, they seemed more caught off guard and uncomfortable imo 😭

1:49 Literally. Anyone that wants to see this happen in real time, I invite you to watch the Mina Aoyama vod where a fan paid for a cameo from Kafka's en VA, to wish her happy birthday. 99% of that vid is Mina just losing her damn mind in a fit of wheezes and flushed giggles. Also, for Yukong, I feel like she would not be the one to *start* the rizzing, but she could definitely respond with it. Like if someone were to try and rizz her, and she actually liked them that way, I imagine she'd be very flattered and have no issue dishing it right back and be surprisingly strong. So much so to the point where the original rizzer, becomes flushed, which makes her laugh a little cuz she finds that cute. She has game, it's just quiet and mature.

Hanya tends to hit on the Trailblazer quite often. She makes a pass on how attractive the Trailblazer is through her anonymous profile ("Frigid Raven") and if you pull for her, she'll actually ask you out on a movie date.

welt has old dad rizz

Okay... Have you seen the Luka animation in the latest hoyofair? He rizzed me up IMMEDIATELY at the beginning of his boxing match with that playful wink, my goodness. He's the smiling type that is very passionate in their career and hobbies that he looks so hot doing them because he's so in the zone. After a match he's exhausted, but still strikes a smile at you, you wouldn't blush at that moment?

You didn't understand Luka's companion mission He was doing the goofy quotes and stuff because of the girl who idolized him and is implied to have either died or her condition got so bad her dreams became impossible It shows how good of a person Luka actually is

Hashtag justice for Stelle, put Stelle in Ultimate Rizzlord

Argenti is in ultimate rizzlord tier imo. And Dr Ratio definitely has negative rizz but I bet there's still a line of people waiting to get insulted by him lol

Imo Trailblazers should be High A minimum with the dialogue options they use to flirt with Natasha and that Belobog Museum worker😂😂

now that aventurine was shown, I think he's an ultimate rizzlord

You can just say most of the reasonable mommies and daddies are your rizz-to-go

Can’t believe you put Welt in C 😔 he literally rizzed me with the first scene he had and I’ve been trapped in this Welt Yang prison since-Dan Heng, IL, Luocha, and Argenti are coming for me I know it

Argenti is the rizz king. When I first saw his trailer I thought he would be extremely conceited and vain with Itto vibes. But then I played his story and THAT. CUTSCENE. He is the the literal embodiment of a gorgeous night in shining armor that will sweep you off your feet with words. Because he's ACTUALLY a nice and genuine dude! Totally shook me and I can't get over the way his voice sounds when he turns and says "Hm? A lady..."☺️😳💓

Ratio rizzed up in his character demo and did what no other rizzlord would have been bold enough to do

If you read Dan Heng's messages though, he's so intimately close to you, albeit in his own kuudere way, but he is particularly close to you, informing you about his missions and outings over other Nameless, and agreeing to your weird questions/requests without any annoyance, dunno if this counts as rizz but could he have been in a higher tier?

Kafka is the lady there no matter what type of convo you have she somehow spin in into some sort of flirty line there takes you off guard and make you go on your knees

Sampo made it to A tier!!🎉😁 I would’ve rated him the top category, but honestly I’m just happy he’s not in the D tier 😂

Luka's take is kinda weird. If you had played his story then you'd surely be swoop away by learning why he said those things

i think imbibitor lunae should be higher with how many people i see saying they'd smash him in that form but wouldn't smash his human form i've almost never seen it the other way around there's no doubt in my mind that dan heng is pulling more bitches in his vidyadhara form than his human form (although lets be honest it's completely on accident either way lmao) i think it's mostly the long hair and the fact he shows a lil more skin also the fact that he's basically a dragon and dragons are cool so i'd put him in a tier instead of b but his human form stays in b tier

I would be rizzed up by Jing Yuan, Luocha and Argenti the most🥰😊

I require a Koomaxx & E collab, y’all would be a menace together

I’d put Topaz in the ultimate rizzlord category because outside of her job she does flirt with people and the way she was flirting with Himeko and Bronya after the TB quest completion is proof of it. Even if not the ultimate rizzlord still a high A nonetheless.

TB is the ultimate rizzlord rizzing everyone including bronya asking her to punish us when she catches us looking at her desk

"too otherworldly" GIRL THAT MAKES IT BETTER

Blade is the type who is mean to everyone but care for only one he loves

Am I the only one who remembers when Argenti messaged mc just to practice his compliments? I was blushing and kicking me feet so hard, I love this man so much 😭😭

The Sampo part is so accurate, lol. I wouldn’t mind paying the tab if I got to keep talking to him

I am thoroughly disappointed that you didn't put Trash Can in this list. They're so suave that they rizz up the MC more than anyone.

Dr. Ratio is serving theater kid who has main character syndrome really bad.

I kinda agree on the negative rizz for Dr Ratio. But theeen there's his lightcone and the accidental rizz is just very strong. x_x With Imbibitor Lunae I think it'd be more fun if he was counted as his OG version (since DHIL is just Dan Heng). Seeing Clara missing on the list (rightfully so, children have no place to be on a list like that), I wonder where you'd have placed Svarog though. :D

Dr Ratio is the literal reason why i came back to Honkai SR. I made an account when the game came out but it didnt catch me that time. But then I saw Mr Ratio and played from Level 9 to Level 49 within days. And now I have E2 Ratio😂

Argenti is either the ultimate rizzlord or negative rizz , no in between for me. For Dr. Ratio he is C not worse than Blade. Insufferable is better than suicidal maniac

I'm under the strong opinion that yingxing had negative rizz but still somehow pulled dan feng so I agree with putting Blade that low just because even in a second chance of life that man does not care enough to try and rizz, he just accidentally pulls literally demi gods when he tries. Dr. Ratio canonically seduces every one of his students by showing his face, hence the mask, so its more like accidental rizz on his part and Argenti is the type of man most women would kill to have. He's dedicated, will shower you with sweet yet honest words, strong, attractive. The only downside is that he will compliment you and call you beautiful but not actually try to rizz you up since it goes against the knights of beauty's code to pursue a relationship (or something like that, it could've been about how it might distract them from their journey to find their aeon).

SW and Blade would be negative rizz imo. You can't convince me SW doesn't take "aether-edited showers" and considers that hygienic enough (other stellaron hunters have to force her to use water and soap from time to time) Blade's eyes are just for Imbibitor Lunae (aka Dan Heng) man is OBSESSED he would be next to you one second and the next he's jumping a fence and running into oncoming traffic just to reach the dragon-guy, big nope

this is actually the first video ive watched from you, and i must admit (or perhaps im just as biased LOL) but this is such a rare instance where i agree w almost all of the tier rankings in a tier ranking video in general!! this was an interesting watch, thanks!!

Can confirm for Natasha. She rizzed me up to play HSR accidentally. Plus Kafka. Especially Kafka.

10:15 Love the Ruan Mei impression 😂

As a Topaz believer I must say that she can rizz if she wants, as we see her being very charismatic in her trailer

i’d argue that trailblazers are ultimate rizzlords (but not on purpose) because remember when they were rizzing up guinaifen’s fans 😭🙏

I have to give Dan IL the A. Not only does he have mad finger skills, he has master over magic dragon water.

Black Swan: she can be pulling people in accidently. Mysterious nice mystic rizz. Some might be offput with her furtunetelling, high B Sparkle: she seems like high A at first glance, and might charm people just to suit her chaotic purposes. Anyone who can pick up her twisted vibes whould step back imediately.

I'm so happy there's another Honkai Star Rail video! Also glad to hear your opinions about Dr. Ratio. That man is a menace and I also love him ^.^

That march 7th valentine’s day line would absolutely work on me ngl

DR RATIO NOT IN ULTIMATE RIZZLORD??? HIS LIGHT CONE??? THE BATH SCENE IN HIS TRAILER?????

Argenti not being in rizzlord tier and Dr. Ratio not being in A tier from accidental rizz is simply incorrect

Trailblazer kinda simps for Herta (based on some of the dialogue options you get sometimes, TB is like "Yes, my queen" whenever Herta tells them to do something, though not as much as with Natasha). Serval I think is one of the few characters who actively flirts with TB.

Doesn't TB rizz up everybody. As far as i can remember theres natasha,serval, seele, bronya, asta, JY, kafka, hanya, march, dan heng and himeko who TB rizzes up lol

the fact that i saw the cpr scene for the first time after learning cpr

Ideas for future tier lists for Honkai: Star Rail characters: At a mall Going to Disney Land/Disney World (March 7th will DEFINITELY be fangirling AND going on a shopping spree. Meanwhile, Dr. Ratio prefers EPCOT) Going to Universal Studios (March’s there only for the Wizarding World area, Silver Wolf’s only there for Super Nintendo World) Playing DnD As Pokemon trainers (I think March will be an Ice and Fairy trainer, Kafka will be a Bug, Poison, and Dark trainer, Gepard will be an Ice and Fighting trainer, and Dan Heng will be a Dragon trainer. Also, Ruan Mei should have Mewtwo in her team) Playing Super Smash Bros. (Silver Wolf will DEFINITELY be a “FOR GLORY MODE! FOX ONLY!” girl) Playing Among Us Playing Fortnite Playing Minecraft As university students Playing horror games/At a haunted house (March and Huohuo will DEFINITELY be screaming and crying as they try running outside. Silver Wolf is not scared…Until a scare actor makes her drop her video game, then she starts attacking said scare actor. Dr. Ratio is not scared at all) In a zombie apocalypse As RU-vidrs As college/university students Going camping/fishing Going to a zoo/aquarium (Hook: “Miss, can I touch the bird/snake/lizard/turtle/bug?”. Also, Natasha will be a tour guide/educator and March will fangirl over cute animals (ESPECIALLY the meerkats, the squirrel monkeys, and the animals at the petting zoo). The Trailblazers will definitely relate to the raccoons and the vultures at the zoo) Going to a museum/art gallery (come one, Dr. Ratio, you know you want to…) At a country fair Pets (I have a feeling that the Trailblazers will have pet rats, Kafka will have a pet tarantula, March will have a tiny dog or a cat, Dan Heng will have a snake or a lizard, and Hook is not allowed to have one (too young), so she keeps a Tamagotchi)

I agree completely, but I would have put Imbibitor Lunae and Caelus at an A, and Argent at the top! Great video! ❤

Dude, that’s Mama Kafka but you’re not wrong. She got big time rizz lord energy. Accidentally rizz Gepard is so true. Let’s not forget that this Bronya and Seele are very different people from Honkai 3rd Impact. Sampo will not rizz me. He’ll get a knuckle sandwich. Argenti and Luca and Raito… are on point.

Luka was doing all that stuff in his character was because of the notebook from Margie! A little sick, probably dead girl who looked up to him! Those stupid things he was doing were her dreams and wishes! Dude's got that "great with kids" rizz.

Trailblazer can be negative rizz or ultimate rizzlord depending on your dialogue choices. “No. Fuck you. Do it yourself.” “How could I say no to those eyes that twinkle brighter than the stars?”

THE FACT I JUST GOT HSR YESTERDAY AND NOW KOOMAXS CREATES THIS gasp

koomaxx out here thinking IL danheng's horns and ears are going to unrizz me when it is, in fact, quite the opposite : )

I honestly think ruan mei and dr ratio should be switched lol. Ruan mei is pretty, her voice sounds comforting but not only are her words careless, her actions are as well, and she doesn't care if she's putting people in peril. If youre not her fellow genius, she will probably only talk to you to make you clean up her mess, and have you forget all about it. Dr. Ratio on the other hand is straight to the point and honest, but genuinely seems like he's looking out for people (e.g., he saves people from duke inferno even though he technically didn't need to). He says he hates idiots, and yet chooses to teach said idiots anyway. I find that more endearing lmao

My headcanon is that Serval was Pela’s bisexual awakening. Pela goes to work, gets hit by the Gepard accidental rizz, then after work she goes to band practice and gets hit by the Serval accidental rizz.

I adore Himeko and can't wait for her story in Penacony!

bronya has accidental rizz bc she's a supreme guardian, seele would try to get u flustered but she gets flustered instead, silver wolf would rizz u up by inviting u to play games w her, welt has accidental rizz coz he's just a charismatic old man and he knows what to do/say, luka has natural rizz coz he takes good care of kids, argenti would worship the ground you walk on, and asta would accidentally rizz u up by buying you a designer product a bday gift. guinaifen & the tbz have admirers from the ghost event w huohuo like someone following them and sending them gifts and ppl asking if the tbz is single.

Koomax, about IL: "his horns and ears are going to scare people" Me: EXCUSE ME?! What do you mean scare, they made me even more interested!

To be fair Argenti had a moment when he texted us in the game and ligit rizzed us up. Based on that as well with his personality I would've at most put him around high A Tier but maybe like second and not in first for that

doesn't Heta say her in game model she's "90% sure this is how I looked as a child?"

no way you played argenti's quest and dont think he's a rizzlord, bro has people changing their entire career paths because he has so much rizz

Argenti is the rizz god he rizzed up a plant and turned a man gay

Something I feel like people overlook about Kafka is that she has the downside of being way to nihilistic. She’s going to be acting all sexy and stuff and then suddenly say “and nothing you ever do will ever matter, choice doesn’t exist and free will is a lie.” And for me at least, that’s a MAJOR turn off. I don’t need that in my life.

See, to rizz people up, you have to compliment them a little. It's a bit cringey, and also hard... But Argenti litterally compliments you every single second if he considers you a thing of beauty. Bro ain't even trying, it's just how he speaks

"Topaz has zero rizz" As a representative of the totally not into fin-dom mad trust Topaz simp community I take this as a personal attack, I DO care who the IRS sends

8:55 "I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes!" energy

Have yall aregenti's text where he showers you with compliments , i freaking evaporated

hear me out dr ratios bathtub scene though 😫 he so shmexy😮‍💨 i swear im to gay for this

8:05 HELP also not you forgetting Aventurine

I've been rizzed up by Dr Ratio's absolute audacity 😂

Serval is-yes thank you for A tier. I would’ve been fine with B. She’s charming, sweet, talented and the texts about her being lonely? I would absolutely fold. MC is stronger than me. Jing Yuan’s rizz is so strong that I’m actively fighting to pull him while I’m waiting for Aventurine.

Jing Yuan rizz so strong he pulls people from all ages and genders. 😝(Ask Cyyu if you don’t get what I’m saying)

8:54 "I don't care who the IRS sends, I'm not paying taxes!"

Id put Welt in A for the reason of knowing his story after reading the manga.

But Pela has that thing going on with Lynx, and she even has a nickname for her.

the finger-blaster 5000! LOL

I know Topaz working for the IRS really hurts her rating but I would still say she’s a high B in my books, especially since she seems to be the token good teammate for the IPC, other than that this seemed pretty accurate

I don't have DIL, but I'm referring to his ult as Fingerblaster 5000 from now on

Hard disagree on Topaz and Jingliu. I'd litteraly swap both tbh

Trailblazer canonically has passive rizz