Ranking Scary Mascots w Danny Gonzalez 

i don’t know if i love or hate that there’s literally no intro just danny telling cody how his dog died

The regret on Cody's face as Danny tells him about his dog passing away. Almost comic lol.

"he is fun, he doesn't look like a child molester"... the bar is SO low 💀

When I was a child I won a contest to run the bases with orbit the isotopes mascot, but instead of racing him around the bases I thought the objective was to take him out so when I caught up to him I just fucking tackled him

R.I.P. Peanut. You may not have defended Danny when he got his house broken into, but you were an awesome dog nonetheless. You will be missed.

As a Chemist, I can confirm that is exactly what every single isotope looks like

The fact that both Danny and Cody have vaguely scientific backgrounds but cannot understand what orbit has to do with isotopes is so amusing

Hello, Cody! Montgomery, AL native here. "Big Mo" is only described to us as "a biscuit lovin' beast". We think he's an anteater/aardvark, but we know there's something more underneath that trunk...

Danny just casually starts off the video talking about how his dog died

crying. sobbing even. shaking and throwing up in joy.

the fact that the “human being” mascot is BAREFOOT, his WHOLE DOGS OUT AND EVERYTHING should’ve automatically put him in f tier 😭

The way Danny was so serious in rating these I’m crying

Danny: my dog died recently in pain Cody: lol ok anyways

Danny factoring ass into the ranking every time is something I respect

Danny talking about his dog unfortunately passing away in such a calm voice was what Noel would call an “empath moment”.

I'm actually from Rocket City (it's in Alabama, where they train Astronauts and shit) and the Trash Pandas came from like a vote on what to call them and decide the mascot, and it was unironically the best option cause at least three options were just humans and the other animal options included Possums, Ants and WORMS.

Watching Danny’s jokes being laughed at in real time is honestly a blessing

Cody’s absolute horror and awkward laugh after hearing about the tragedy of Peanut. It’s a very sad situation but the abrupt way Danny ended the story got a chuckle out of me too. 😅

I love how hard Cody laughs at Danny's jokes. Excellent

Love how no one's talking about how you can tell which ones were made by fursuit makers lmao

Danny being able to explain what an isotope is but not knowing how “orbit” has anything to do with isotopes is hilarious

why did danny’s “what the fuck is this? why would you show me this” completely take me out 😭😭😭 that frog thing truly looks demonic

the idea of some workers just dragging the blue wahoo out onto the field and just leaving him there the whole game before dragging off the field at the end cracked me up

I WAS BIG MO (IN THE THUMBNAIL) FOR MY FIRST JOB!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice to see him represented😌 Also he’s officially a “biscuit loving beast” and this is actually his old design,the new one is less in your face💀

"why would you show me this" is possibly the funniest reaction to anything ever

“That doesn’t exude positivity… -.” “IS HE HOLDING A GUN??”

As a Fort Wayne native, the Tincaps mascot is actually Johnny Appleseed (hence the name of the team too), as we're where he died. When I was a kid, our team used to be called the Wizards, and our mascot was a green dragon, and I prefer that a LOT! more than Johnny!

The chemistry between these two is off the charts

Cody makes everyone feel so good abt their jokes it’s so cute

We’re getting closer and closer to a Cody, Noel, Danny, Drew, and Kurtis collab

As someone who is friends with someone who used to be Big Lug, I'm pleased to see him in S tier

Fun story: The Fort Wayne Tin Caps were originally going to be named the pot heads but people protested and it was ultimately changed to Tin Caps

Cody ko: brings up dead dog Also Cody ko: says sorry Also also Cody ko: laughs

Danny's hair deserves it's own award.......FLAWLESS!

As a native of Rocket City, the entire municipality of Huntsville and Madison voted on the name Trash Pandas out of a larger list, it was a massive deal!

I went to the blue wahoos stadium for a field trip, not during a game, just to look around. A living cat was in the inside of the stadium and all of the workers collectively bought food for and fed the cat, and the cat would follow us around. I got to pet it.

Besides being Noel's number one fan, Cody really is just everyone's hype man

Yet, nothing is as terrifying as the Greendale Human Being

I wanna dress up as Danny, dressed up as the man, dressed up as Ripchord, dressed up as a Jedi

I love how hard Danny makes Cody laugh

This is the collaboration we always wanted and needed but never received until today. Can't wait until Cody Noel Danny Drew and Curtis all collab

As a person who has attended many river bandits games and lives in the quad cities, I can say that Rascal does, in fact, shoot the crowd with a real gun to get them hyped.

I'm from Lansing and I went to Lugnuts' games as a kid and I was waiting for Big Lug to show up bc I just knew he'd make the list lmao Thanks for ranking our weird purple hardware dinosaur S tier! Edited to add: The team is the Lugnuts bc of the history of the automotive/manufacturing industry in our area.

As someone from the landing area, seeing them give the lugnuts’ mascot an s tier is the light of my day

Lovin these two Computer Science grads just reviewing mascots

“he’s fun he doesn’t doesnt look like a child molester” standards

3 weeks straight on a meth binge and smelling like cigs is SOOOOOO ACCURATE FOR EVERETT IM FUCKING CRYING THATS ACTUALLY THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

How is Danny's hair so...swoopy? Swishy? Swirly? I don't understand how his hair is straight up defying the laws of physics.

danny: makes a good joke me: chuckles cody: *dies of laughter and has a seizure*

The fact that Cody knew peanut’s name by heart is so endearing

as a montgomery, alabama native i wanted to announce that big mo has now been replaced by and even scarier mascot that is called "the chef" that has huge bug eyes rides a chicken 😐

I think big Moe is an anteater, based on the tail. No idea why they didn't just make him a biscuit like the name of the team.

Does anyone else HATE how Cody isn't shrinking the mascots enough to fit inside of the tier rows? It looks like a clusterfuck, Cody

The fact they didn’t address the tin caps mascot bring barefoot is painful.

Omg I was SO psyched for y’all to find out about the Yard Goats. Two things non-CT natives should know: -there was a state-wide contest to name the team, and this is what won -a “yard goat” is actually a nickname for a train that transports train cars from one train to another in a train yard, and the stadium that they play in (which is, no joke, Dunkin’ Donuts Stadium) is near the Hartford train station

was at a game in NJ and there was a mascot called "General Admission" so so good

Watching Danny and Cody misunderstand electrons is incredible

They’re laughing. These mascots are terrifying and they’re laughing.

this is everything. ive been focused on college so i havent had much time to watch youtube, but cody and danny are 2 of my favorite youtubers- i'm so happy they finally made a collab :)

These mascots are far more entertaining than anything that happens in a baseball game

Danny and Cody proving that they’re not nerds and don’t know anything about chemistry

"Why did you show me this?" Is one of the funniest reactions to that thing I have ever heard

Never thought of these two coming together to make a vid, but gotta say extremely glad they did. Funny af and great vid!! Good shit guys

Ik I'm really late but I HAD to say the trash panda deserved S tier. It was well designed, clean, and adorable.

I really feel for Danny, losing a dog is losing one of the best parts of your life. Especially when some unexpected like that happens. Very sorry for your loss man

I got really drunk at a Jumbo Shrimp game and yelled "scampi fucks!" He gave me the big thumbs up.

As a person that lives very near the quad cities, I can confirm that the river bandits mascot has a gun /j Okay but really the quad cities are western Illinois and Eastern Iowa, right on the Mississippi River. It's quite literally 4 cities that ran into each other, hence the "quad" in the name

I was worried you guys wouldn’t get together well and your vibes wouldn’t match, but that was NOT the case! This was hilarious!

this NEEDS a part two because the new orleans babycakes might not exist anymore but they DESERVE TO BE SEEN.

The fact that Danny knew the exact definition of an isotope was but didn’t know that the term orbit IS related to atoms

Im from lansing and it made me happy to see big lug getting the recognition he deserves

I really like the idea of a mascot pointing a gun at his head saying "I don't wanna die"

Danny makes Kody giggle: the movie

it is a CRIME that the grotesque flesh creature with a pot on its head escaped F tier, and that the dope ass Raccoons didn't make it to S tier

Danny saying it reminds him of Chippendale (male strippers) OR Chip n Dale (cartoon chipmunks) is a top tier observation

As a Montgomery native, I feel very honored that Big Mo is the thumbnail for this video. Edit: 6:03 might be my sister.

Danny *casually*she just stopped eating and then she died. Ps. Rip peanut:(

Personally offended y’all forgot the Florence y’all’s. Our mascot is literally a water tower

as someone who has been raised in asheville and has gone to many baseball games in my life, mr.moon (the mascots real name) is the reason why i have a crippling fear of mascots or people in full body costumes. my parents always thought it was funny to make me go up and hug him while I would be crying my eyes out struck with fear. Whenever I see him I have a full body shut down where my brain goes on fight or flight mode and I have to get out of his eye line in the next few seconds or else something bad will happen. I am a 19-year-old college student and every time I see him I still wanna cry my eyes out

As someone who lives near Lansing and who's seen multiple lugnuts game I'm proud of the S teir

Poor Isotope is so misunderstood. Those aren’t the rings of Saturn, Danny.

As someone that actually works for the Missoula Paddleheads, Paxton (the moose) does play baseball midgame. We also let kids pitch and go around the bases and he chases them the entire time. :)

Now we need a Cody, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Nick, and Jarvis collab

It really hurt hearing them not getting the orbit thing.. like you almost got isotopes- but so close to the electrons orbitals 😭

I love how Danny just starts unemotionally talking about his dog dieing

im convinced big mo is not a person in a costume, but a whole separate entity

The way Cody laughs at Danny's jokes every single time and real hard, i love seeing this.

Definitely need a part 2

"Ears chewed up" "scar on the eye, red pupil" "Batshit insane" are pretty normal if you ever had a chihuahua

The reason why the ABQs minor league team is named isotopes is because ABQ is know for the area Los Alamos which was where the atomic bomb was developed hence the name “Isotopes”. Orbit refers to the orbit of an electron around a central atom or the theoretical path of an electron around an atom.

I forgot I had a fear of mascots so this was a fun video to watch

I love how easy it is for other creators to make Cody laugh. great to see.

I’ve met Big Mo twice and he gives off BAD vibes. However the Biscuits used to shoot biscuits out of their tshirt cannons at games but the cannons kept breaking from getting clogged with biscuits and I love them for that.

Danny and Cody giving the mascots personalities and little backstories is the best part of this video

1:36 different number of neutrons actually

as someone who went to school in the quad cities, we were taught that if iowa is a face, the quad cities are the nostril. also fun fact, the river bandits stadium has completely flooded on multiple occasions

The scariest thing is when your home town pops up on the screen, and u have ur favorite content creators talk about it. (The Quad Cities is a collection of Cities btw. It isn’t just one city, but we do have some pretty nice quads here.)

Danny making a deez nuts joke before Cody shows why this collab is so perfect.

“What’s quad city” *me, vibing at work in the quad cities at Midamerican Energy HQ, watching this on my lunch break, with a view of the stadium*

The minor league team in my hometown had like 4 mascots for a while. I was trying to find them but they recently changed names and went down to one new mascot. He is a water tower though, so that's a bit more fun than the 3 baseballs and 1 bird or whatever the mascots were before. Team is now the Florence Y'alls, mascot is now Y'all Star, the water tower.