The Weirdest Divorce Ever w/ Kurtis Conner 

@Angelina L 👇💋 girl what😭

@@mikossworld THANK YOU now I know I’m not the only one seeing these dang bots

Brb getting that tattooed across my heart

When Kurtis and Cody were trying to say that line seriously i thought of that Tyler Brash kid, I just think he’d somehow manage to say the line without laughing maybe even muster up some tears lol

Throw in Jarvis Johnson too

Read this as “my two favorite caucasians” and still agreed

next they’ll collab with jagmeet singh and make tik toks and i’m excited

@@TheOtherBoobJustDropped there he is! my favourite white boy!

The political issues being farting and homelessness lol

Ryan Reynolds has entered the chat

Even with context it's so wtf 😂

@@MakaylaPaterson no Fr I still was like “wtf” WITH context 😂

Dude he was fucking homeless they didn’t gotta do him like that

I bust in front of every homeless person I see

Well, who hasn't farted on a homeless man in Los Angeles???

omg i cant breath 😭🤚

@@fingore1213 and you truly shouldn’t with all that gas around here

Nah for food

@@Alina-fo9kr LMAO

Especially since HTML isn't technically a computer programming language, and you wouldn't get hired to write it.

Underrated comment lmao

exactly. i wish it would have been “farts are neutral and very normal” and not “they smell like roses i love farts hehe”

“Yeah, farts smell bad, but it happens to everyone. It’s inevitable. So it’s whatever you know? Sometimes they’re funny, sometimes they’re gross, sometimes they’re cute; let’s move on”

i mean... roses do smell terrible

True. Farts are farts. Yeah, they can range from funny to gross but there’s no reason to be insane about them.

ikr? Missed opportunity right there

Larry got dat fart kink

Super dhar manny ending

Exactly where I expected this to go…disappointed it didn’t!

whos larry

I cannot do this today

OMG 😭😭

EPICCCCCCC COMMENT! THEY also missed the chance to make the joke she just can't ,..."let it go"

This should be pinned

I'm laughing at this in the middle of the night lol

"you just gotta pick your favorite gross person" finally someone said it that's how I live my life

"Favourite gross person" great words

so true

awww

I was with my girl in my room once, I farted but was one of them silence ones, the sneaky motherfuckers that just slightly heat up your cheeks, ya know? when I tell you she turned green 😂😂😂 so fucking funny

I would totally buy a kids book called "I Married A Big Fart Machine".

It feels like a parody of darman. Not a terrible one at that.

a sexist one as wel, like that 'female judge' came out of nowhere. revering to a woman as 'female' where you'd normally just say woman is a big red flag

Ahahahahaha

@@sjaaksjok to me it seemed like they made it a point to say the judges gender because he was divorcing his wife for farting and had this strong offensive viewpoint that women shouldn't fart in front of men. Like for example if it was a dui and the judge had a relative get hit by a drunk driver it would have been said like; "due to the judge having a relative seriously injured in a dui accident they gave them the highest penalties". Also it's true about the female thing and in this video woman could have been used but when referring to a profession you wouldn't say man bartender or woman doctor you would use male or female, so perhaps it was an attempt to be formal.

He forced himself on her fart, really.

Lollll, I know right. I just posted a comment touching on the same thing before I saw yours. He can't be mad that he had to be so nosy.

@Catherine bae no

@@MisfitsGuideToTheGalaxy Well I mean he wasn't being nosy he was trying to give her her phone lol

Yeah you know everything else in this video was airtight but this part made it seem a bit absurd.

cheeky hehe T^T fart joke get it haha

Late but its their 2nd date:)

Also, regarding dying from not farting. lolololol....like it wouldn't just escape on it's own at some point whether you pinched those cheeks or not.

Glad you left that weirdo. You deserve better 🗿

Bruh and I thought my ex partners were batshit crazy lol!!

@@b.a.mcclucky you are not allowed to digest your food and shit it out like other human beings lmao

@@b.a.mcclucky It will escape but not before it causes immense pain. Learned that holding them in in elementary school.

OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear im

@@AxxLAfriku ummmmm

Honestly Curtis is reading pretty alpha in this video! Usually he comes off as an NPC with Drew and Danny NPC: *N* ever *P* hilmed w/ *C* ody

thought this was gonna say "whenever he talks about farts" at first but then I actually read the whole thing hah...

@@Mitzyfitz idk man hes giving sigma tbh 🤔

that was the moment that made me sure this was fetish subliminal message video lmao

@@333dae all his vids are that

This comment is the most deserving of the top comment in all of youtube. I saw this immediately before watching any of the video because of RU-vid’s bad UI, and I love that.

real

Please consider a career as an author because this was the greatest tale I ever read. There are literal tears in my eyes

Goals

@@THEmermaidghost HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This was an oddly wholesome story lol

@@THEmermaidghost "True love is ripping ass in the vicinity of your beloved" is the most eloquent way you could portray that message.

This comment made me literally laugh so hard I cried lmao thank you for this

Would have been funny if there was a double twist that someone filmed that and ruined their lives. Keep this a little less fart fetish stuff

That's exactly what I was thinking, I'm CRYINGGGGGG

I don’t have to because Cody and Kurtis posted this 😂 it will live in my head rent free now

It’s what utopia looks like

being held hostage in a FUN way 🥰

I love being held hostage...as long as it's in a fun way!

He looks so proud when Cody laughs at his jokes

he’s kinda like that in his own videos but he uses a lot of editing with his humor so I feel like the lack of editing is so awkward it’s so funny

Can relate being held hostage isn’t cool unless it’s fun

"I need some time to think about this" he says before immediately filing for divorce

It's definitely meant to be a parody.

That's a redditor

@@broadex9080 huh?

@@broadex9080 amogus?

BUT, she was farting in HIS house. The owner calls the shots and designates where the farts will ventilated.

@@justmeandthethree who says it's his house? Also it says that he lost half his shit, but he ended up homeless, which leads to believe the house wasn't his to begin with

Omg that’s true

What I find funny is the fact that she was standing right infront of the washroom 😂 She could have just told him I'm going to the washroom, I didn't understand the need for the elaborate lie until I saw the husband's ridiculous reaction 😂

@@Anne-lb6os she couldn't do that because he didn't know his wife pees too

Woah you're tom cruise!

Incel behavior

The pressing issue of gas passing.

we stan

Lift my leg up and yell ITS RIPPING TIME! in front of my fiance 😖🍑💨 🤣

Ay listen I don't care who you are, I don't want to smell crap particles. go to the bathroom people. Obviously in a long relationship it shouldn't be an issue though

@@OArchivesX cause someone farts doesnt mean they dont go to the bathroom?? lmao

“thankfully he died” OMFG DJJSHSHSJAJAK💀😭😂😂

​@@zoestertoester I'm fucking wheezing right now 💀

MEN sigh

The whiplash I felt reading this XD “thankfully, he *died*” wow I mean good for you tho!

@@fartbiscuit2466I love your Joy MisterMainer pfp

dang ur account is old

For real my poor boyfriend is in constant fart town living with me

When I got back with a boyfriend (now husband) I farted that same day. He said I got back with him just because I could fart around him. He was kinda right. 😂

@@jerms6642 14 years in this place, aging like a jar of mayonnaise rather than a fine wine.

@@jerms6642 just saw another profile on here that’s been around for 15 years!

^Why are these things in every reply? So annoying.

@@randohuman5084 bots and fr

They are trying so hard to not to be awkward:')

@@fluffx. they’re not that awkward

@@fluffx. lmao no that's just their sense of humor. If you see that as awkwardness and not some stoner ass bro chemistry then damn go socialize a bit

* Canadian Kos

Your profile picture fits the theme of the video lol

« she busted, your honour. »

“And she said , AND I QUOTE …”I’m about to busss “

he's had a podcast episode with drew and danny, does that count 👀

Ye

Add noel to that ultimate team

& Noel!

Noel snubbed smh

what is it a parody on?

@@potmki6601 dhar mann

I think it say more about Dhar man's video quality, that the parody look like sincere copycat

There's no proof whatsoever that it's a parody ! ... He's just a Dhar Mann copycat !

@@angrybidoof847 dhar

Thank you for that visual, I'm going to go throw up now

@@malloryg4251 You're welcome, just doing my job

@@daisy-td9qs which video, cody’s or the original?

@@jackn5 original

this is 100% a fetish video

It’s actually so adorable oh my god

straight? i dont think so 💅🏼

@@schonoso so that's why he hasn't proposed yet

AYO I NEED THE FULL STORY???!?!?!!

@@reoakiodesu storytime just for you as I don't care about my digital footprint. So I had some kind of crazy stomach bug and hadn't pooped in 4 days and couldn't hold down food and had vomitted as much as I could and it was bad. So I got into the tub to take a nap because I was too scared to leave the bathroom even for a minute with how much vomitting I was doing. He came in and sat beside me to keep me company and then... y'know... We've seen a lot of each other and don't have many judgements (I have IBS so I normalize "potty talk" early on in relationships.) but that was a lot for anyone, I'd imagine. He later told me that after that he thought to himself "I don't know if I could ever be attracted to her again." He got over it obviously lol. I think he had already proposed at that point but we've gotten married since and I can promise you that man has never once held a fart back in my presence and has never expected me to either. That's love, babey

@@Sparkoverify THIS IS TRUE LOVE BOTH OF YOU SLAYING FR

Many women in the country have IBS with oily discharge. You should have gone to a butt doctor to get your lady parts checked out. Many people are talking about this.

@@justmeandthethree you paying for the medical bills?

Did you learn some important life lessons from the video?

shade that demon cat i’ve

@@lexihunnel4024 I've

Konadians

connerdian

@@disgruntledtoad2585 lmao i love this

Cody’s last name is actually Konadian

@@sanaaremtula6499 it all makes sense now

more like fART hehehhehehehe

i’m like 3 mins into the video finding this comment made me stay for the whole thing

Same with my exes mom… who’s your ex

@@Nathanielwhite04 Your mom

Yeah validation seekers do that

My in-laws are like that too 😅 My MIL swears she doesn't fart, but my FIL has confirmed that he hears her fart plenty when she's asleep lmaoo Took me a while with their son, but after a while how can we not 🤷🏻‍♀️

How does this info come up in conversation 💀

I just. What

That'll be the day 🥰

jarvis 🙏

It will inevitably happen that they will all meet in a coffee shop or a wedding or surfing or something.

Scott Cramer

Oh wow👀

Noel won’t be happy to hear this

Canadians

100%

you can't disrespect uncle nole like that!

where’s the retweet button

it's got to be. cannot be real

RIGHT?? I COULDN'T KEEP MY WHEEZ IN BRO

The only two things that make any sense are either it's a comedy thing or it's a fetish thing.

It is!

I'm pretty sure he's doing it to appeal to fetishes

@@cocolime6496 Completely.

It's genius actually. If they made it with an actual issue, their videos would be like dhar mann's and they'll have to compete for views against lots of big names who make the same shit. Making the plot this dumb is them creating their own market, and it's uncannyness brings in views. No such thing as bad publicity.

yes this is a collab ive actually been wanting!!

yea i was like oh- OH!

What videos of people you watch in a bad way?

@@BobbySacamano they're saying it's weird in a good way, i think

Yes! Also funny that Cody seems to think it isn't satire and takes it so seriously hahah

This one is but I’m not sure about the other ones. The spanking one isn’t even funny, just creepy. He should stick to the parody stuff and completely. Stop trying to be sincere.

With all the videos he makes I really don't think it's a parody

@@Mrs.Self.Distruct a decent amount of the things these guys react to are satire I’ve noticed.

his speech is absolutely o point ahah

dude yes

TRUE

Yessss

YES LMAOO

Add Jarvis to the mix

@@kobeangelesdand Nick is not green

plus jacob sharpe

@@Blackcat-kh5cc oh my god that would be the greatest collab of all time

No dude

Right? *Obviously* the judge was harsh on him because she's a woman, and not because he's a clown who divorced over a fart

i know lmao i think he meant it in a good way like “the judge sided w the wife bc shes a woman and understood the struggle” but like bro…… a good judge would never allow their personal feelings change the way they decide on a case. just so stupid & annoying

Tbh I'm pretty sure that's an inevitability, the casual sexism is probably the most realistic thing about this

@@coolcatalesha judges let their bias get in the way of the case constantly, it’s well documented through subtle things like the picking of the jury, or how well they know the attorneys. Alimony and family court tend to be crappy for men. But in all fairness, there’s plenty of female law professionals and local judges who are aware of that and don’t conform. Ironically, it’s usually “traditional” male judges (in family courts) In red states who are unreasonably biased in favor of the woman

That sometimes happen. Courts favour women

dude I honestly don't think its satire. every other video on that guys channel is legit

elinor coghlan it’s

@@dillpickle-no9hl it’s

@@lexihunnel4024 it's

@@WilliamAfton984it’s

damn i just had quesadilla too 😔

Feel free to bust if you need to

you mean Cody's grandson

@emelia bruh

@Angelina L 👇💋 A spambot pretending to be a woman, which was surely created by a man, replying to my comment about women's oppression. We live in a Black Mirror episode.

@@Thawah your original comment isn't really on oppression did this come across wrong

@@TT-qx3mq Good to know, Thomas!

@@Thawah Forged in Fire is an American competition series that airs on the History channel and is produced by Outpost Entertainment, a Leftfield Entertainment company. In each episode, four bladesmiths compete in a three-round elimination contest to forge bladed weapons, with the overall winner receiving $10,000 and the show's championship title "Forged in Fire Champion". The series has a host (formerly Wil Willis for the first seven seasons, currently hosted by Grady Powell) and a three-judge panel consisting of J. Neilson (Jason Knight during portions of season 3 and 4; Ben Abbott during portions of season 4th, 5th, 6th and remaining in the 7th season), David Baker, and Doug Marcaida, experts in weapon making, history and use. The History channel ordered an initial eight episodes of the series [1] with the first program premiering on Monday, June 22, 2015, at 10pm ET.[2][3] Season two premiered on February 16, 2016 and increased to 10 episodes.[4] The third season premiered with a "Champion of Champions" match on August 23, 2016, and was announced as having 16 episodes.[5] The fourth season premiered on April 11, 2017, with a "Judges' Pick" episode in which the four judges (Neilson, Knight, Baker, Marcaida) each selected one smith from past seasons to compete again. The fifth season premiered on March 7, 2018. The sixth season premiered on February 6, 2019. The seventh season premiered on October 9, 2019, and expanded into May 6, 2020. The eighth season premiered on November 18, 2020. The set, referred to as "The Forge," is stocked with a wide range of metalworking equipment, including propane forges, coal forges, grinders, power hammers, and hydraulic presses. Medical personnel are present to treat any injuries or other health problems and may, at their discretion, disqualify smiths who are unable to continue safely. At the end of each round, the smith whose weapon is judged to be the least satisfactory must surrender it and leave the competition. In a typical episode, the four smiths are presented with a quantity of steel that they must use in the first round to forge a blade in a style of their choosing. In some episodes, they all begin with the same starting material; in others, they may choose from an assortment of metal objects or must salvage their material from a source such as a junked car or lawnmower. The host states one set of criteria concerning blade or blade/tang length, and often a second set for a feature that must be incorporated, such as serrations or a fuller groove. The smiths are given 10 minutes to sketch out their designs, followed by three hours to forge the blades; they need not adhere to their original designs. Once the time expires, the judges evaluate the blades based on the host's criteria and inspect their craft, quality, and design, then deliberate privately before announcing their decision. Any smiths who fail to meet the criteria or who fail to turn in a blade at all are subject to immediate elimination. For the second round, the three remaining smiths are given an additional two hours to turn their blades into fully operational weapons. They must attach a handle, choosing from a range of provided materials, and incorporate any additional special features stated by the host. They must also grind, sharpen, and polish the blades, and may address any flaws or issues pointed out by the judges in the first round, if they choose to do so. After the time expires, the judges put each weapon through a series of tests to gauge properties such as sharpness, durability, and ease of use. For these tests, the weapons are used to chop/slash/stab objects that include ropes, ice blocks, animal bones/carcasses, and metal plumbing pipes. If one weapon suffers a catastrophic failure, defined as damage that renders it unsafe or ineffective for further testing, its maker is immediately disqualified. In the case of catastrophic failure by multiple weapons, the worst performer is eliminated. The judges may, at their discretion, choose not to subject a weapon to a particular test if it is s

@@TT-qx3mq This is what happens to your brain when you click the spam link

Whoa I read this comment exactly as they said it!

Maggie Baker I’m

Right? I saw a post the other day saying Cody and Noel should do a thing with Drew, Danny and Kurtis and people were saying it wouldn’t work because Kurtis and Noel have too different a sense of humour. And it’s like, but Kurtis and Cody have almost identical taste in jokes, and Cody and Noel make an amazing team.

@@trala8911 YES EXACTLY

We've just been holding it in.

@@kyransawhill6650 BAHAHHAHAA

My weakness is fart humor, I cant help but loose composure and I hate it so much >.< XD It's true the stupid culture around chicks shouldn't fart and I've been told off my whole life for farting by parents, brothers, friends, bfs. So I'm glad this vid brought it up, some people are really that fkn stupid lol and sadly i seem to live in one of those areas populated by them

This is actually a very serious topic. Many women in this country have IBS with oily discharge. It can make them difficult to reason with. He should have taken her to a butt doctor to get her lady parts checked out. Many people are talking about this.

@@justmeandthethree I think it might be just you. lol

It's the Canadian side

So true

*fart jokes*

They are parodying Dhar Mann’s videos, although his already look like a parody but this, this shit is hilarious omgg

It seems like a mix of parody and weird fetish stuff

Look. Next time he's having a bad day, and there's not much you can think to say to cheer him up, all you need to do is walk up to him and say, "Hey babe...I need to tell you something." And once he looks you in the eyes with anticipation for what you are about to say, without breaking eye contact, just rip ass with absolute prejudice. It would mean the world to him. I've waited 3 years to hear my wife fart in front of me... if she did that, I would laugh until I cried and it would make my day.

This sounds like some lactose intolerant shit

@@aalllllllexx more like beans lmao

@@maxiom7476 if i could fart on command- I would totally commit to that

@@alb.135 What do you mean? You can't just fart? Is it not normal to be able to do that?

I agree 🥺

Canadian humour.

@@BlakeGeometrio Hey nice Kirishima pfp

@@Koa5950 Thanks!

Honestly thought it was department until last year. Just learned it’s compartment. I’m 31

"shouldn't of"

@@LexiLou_W - Hi, 31. I'm Kyran.

he uh, he did

He has one :)

@@qwertyboi7695 r/wooooshh

@@aubreyclifton3238 r/wooosshh

He has a channel !

Jesus loves and died for all big farting machines, not just the non-farting women, He's such a good God:)

The answer is both

@@user-zz5tc8wo2b you're the reason dogs don't live as long as humans. Your spamming has caused God to punish humanity by making us bury our pets.

I'm so sorry for your loss. This, too, shall gas. Oops, I mean pass! Haha sorry. Anyways, you will get through these flatulent times. Oops, I mean turbulent!! Sorry!!!

@@Thawah turdulent**

that was an actual episode of south park, when Kenny had a girlfriend

@@hova8337 Thank you. I am always improving.

@@systematicbarometer4853 LMAO YES I REMEMBER