Ranking Smash Bros Characters I Could Beat in a Fight 

Ganondorf: has the Triforce of Power which grants him godly powers, possesses powerful dark magic which allows him to launch projectiles and fly, can conquer an entire world, has played the role of a God, can be like half dead and still be an apocalyptic calamity to an entire world, and continues to be a consistent threat to the entirety of Hyrule for generations, even among various different versions of Hyrule, Link, and Zelda. Nick: "he's jacked so I'll lose against him."

Steve: literally carries the weight of a city in his pocket Nick: yeah he’s close win

Link: has stamina wheel “He’s not a super Human” Steve: Can carry tons of Gold and run Miles without stopping: close win

I would like to state that ness has a move called "PK flash" which, according to the earthbound wiki, apparently causes "instant death"…. He also has the ability to travel back in time after dying so I don’t think Nick can beat him…

I love how he said bayo beats him because she's 8 feet tall and not that she's a witch that has killed gods

Mario: Literally swings a 400 pound turtle around by his tail and shoots fire balls Nick: 50/50

When you remember that 90% of pokemon can summon natural disasters it really moves some more to "GG"

I know it's been a year, but dude, Cloud is a literal super soldier. Super strength, great agility, super jumps and inexhaustible... No chance, man, not close at all.

"she doesn't have any fighting experience" Daisy: *literally slapped Bowser into the stratosphere*

Being called baby girl by nick is better than getting a girlfriend

I like how when you looked up the Spider Monkey (for Diddy Kong), it had in bold letters next to your head that spider monkeys are VERY STRONG. Also, he has bananas, which are technically not weapons.

Shulk: Literally gains the ability to see the near future Nick: Yeah close win

Its official, nick can actually challenge goddesses in a fight

Mario: can lift an entire castle Nick: looks like a 50/50 to me

Him: *Meta Knight is like 50/50* Meta Knight: **teleports behind him and kicks his a*s**

13:42 his entire body IS the weapon. He can shoulder bash into boulders, be set on fire, crushed by a large pillar or turn into a zombie and he can come back just fine. Definite GGs

Fun fact: Meta Knight without his mask is just another Kirby, the only reason he even wears the mask is because he's embarrassed of being like Kirby. Yeah.

Alt Title: Dude really overestimates what he's capable of and sets himself up to get his ass beat

Steve can kill a dragon with his bare fists... Damn Nick is strong af

Daisy is actually more energetic, sporty, and stronger than peach. I'd probably put Daisy in close win.

Super Mario characters: *Jump 4 times their height, breath underwater, run super fast without getting tired, can survive very high falls, can survive explosions, bullets, cannon balls and they destroy bricks with their ass* TCNick: 50/50

Corrin, a literal dragon: Close loss Funny bird race car man: GGs Seems legit.

Cloud: Is a genetically modified super soldier. Nick: He wouldn't murder me Link: Is incredibly durable and pretty strong. Nick: Couldn't kick my ass

Also, Bowser Jr. has a spiked shell that would be impervious to all attacks a normal human could throw at it, and he literally breaths fire.

Palutena: A whole goddess, can summon black holes, control light, splits the sea, obliterates a hydra Close loss Rosalina: Literally resets the entire universe 50/50

Broski Corrin is a DRAGON, it would not be a close loss it would be over😂

Nick: I don't wanna admit i will lose to a 13 yr old Also Nick: *Puts Lucas in GGs* Edit: Bro take a joke u guys 💀

Mario:break bricks in one punch Nick:50/50

Meta Knight should definitely be in GG. He’s “The Strongest Warrior in The Galaxy”. He’s defeated gods. I’m pretty sure he can do a lot without the sword.

The Mii's should be top tier since in Wii Party they can get crushed by a barrel or fall presumably hundreds of feet into a volcano and remain unscathed

BotW Link: Has the physics abilities that lets him climb mountains, stop a full speed lynel charge easily, do a standing backflip and he can slow down time. Nick: It would be a 50/50

Pyra and Mythra are an interesting case because it depends If there is Ether in the air. If there is, they Could summon their weapons and Even If These were banned Pyra could just engulf you in a Giant fireball. If there was no ether they would die on the spot, asuming the conduit doesn‘t exist because then Mythra Could obliterate you immediatly.

Nick: yeah I can beat link no problem Ganon: Get in line…

bowser: a giant turtle monster that breathes fire mario: can literally beat bowser nick: yeah mario is a 50\50

Zelda: seals the darkness 29 times Nick: "I'll put her in close loss just to be safe"

BOTW Link: "I can repel a 4000kg Lion/Minotaur charging at me at the speed of a car with a pot lid without breaking a sweat." "I can take a 130 ton boulder thrown at over 50m/s from a Stone Talus from over 100 meters." Nick: It'S a FiFtY-fIfTy!

Mario: can jump like 7 times his own height Nick: "hes just a regular dude"

Ness should definitely be in GGs too lol, PK Flash canonically is able to instantly kill you. As for Steve... he can literally punch down a tree with his fists. With his bare fists. Close loss for sure if you ask me. And that's not even getting into the iceberg of how much he can carry in his inventory at once lmao.

so you wanna tell me, you can beat two adults, who climb mountains FOR FUN and can summon ice out of their HANDS

Mario and Luigi: literally learning material arts and swinging turtles like its nothing. Nick:"I'd say that's 50/50

Nick: Roy is 15 and I refuse to lose to a 15 year old *puts him where he has a 50% chance to lose to a 15 year old*

I like how Nick respects somehow Duck hunt but doesn't put in GGs a mercenary bipedal wolf

“Link isn’t super human” meanwhile he casually dodges lightning and blitz’s someone that moves as fast as it.

Would like to point out that the ice climbers have ice powers. They don't appear to be very powerful, but I don't think it would be quite THAT easy to wreck them.

Next video is actually going to be uploaded by Kirby after he consumes him and gets youtuber powers.

Steve definitely can't break diamonds with his bare hands or anything

“I’d murder that dog” (11:37) -Nick

6:14 Steve is absurdly strong. He's almost 2 meters tall and is most likely really strong, he can literally carry an anvil in one hand, manipulate lava without burning himself, and most importantly, can break absurdly hard material with his fists.

Steve: *Can destroy Forest with just his hands* "Yea I'd win"

If Mega Man was a character, Nick would lose because he’s lifted a very heavy castle

Nick: “it’s would be so embarrassing to lose to a 13 year old” Pokémon Trainer: “Am I a joke to you”

I like how nick didn't read the rest of whatthe bio of spider monkey's abilities are when it said "their limbs are very strong and they are very fast and agile"

Him : puts kirby in ggs Also him: puts blue kirby in 50/50

Bayonetta: literally a witch with insane time powers, caused the spiritual world to go into war, killed angles and demons alike, and a proud mother of herself. Nick: oh yeah she’s 8 feet lol.

Steve: can break wood, stone, iron etc WITH HIS FISTS Nick: nah I’d win

"Close win" against someone who chops trees whit his hands Also: Zelda can basically create a black hole Wario can basically eat you

I think you did it. You managed to underrate almost every character on this list😂

I’d put Wario in GG. In the Wario Land games, he is straight up immortal. Things that would normally kill a man are power ups to him, like being set in fire, getting crushed, or suffering a horrific allergic reaction after getting stung by a bee

If you take these characters' powers and abilites into consideration most of them would kick your ass💀

6:10 Steve can literally carry thousands of cubic meters of pure gold in his inventory and not even slow down. He has 27 inventory slots, and each slot can hold 64 42,509.53 pound blocks. That means he can hold 73,456,467.84 pounds at once easily. And then there are shulker boxes, which also have 27 slots, so if you multiply that by 27 you get 1,983,324,631.68 pounds. All at once, without even slowing down. He can also withstand 20 punches from someone of equal strength, so he is also extremely tanky. Steve would destroy you.

*When you realize Breath of the wild link canonically took out a guardian with a pot lid and defeated adults in combat as a 4 year old.* 👁👄👁

I love how you dealt with Lucas, that actually made me laugh

fox does have insane combat skills. you can see a bit in subspace emissary

I love how when he looks up spider monkey it says very strong in bold, then proceeds to say I’d win

As soon as nick read that Lucas could awaken the dark Dragon, he just said nope and moved on. I was laughing so hard.

Rosalina: can reset the universe Nick: it could go either way

6:50 Link is able to parry a lynol charging at him at full speed with the flick of his hand, what chance do you think you have💀

Lucas and Sephiroth: “Please, as if you can even handle a FRACTION of my power.”

Nick: "They got magic, it's instant GG's." Also Nick: *Puts Mario, Luigi, Link, Tink, Yink, the Echo Princesses, Steve, Shulk, Bowser Jr., Doc, Joker, Pac-Man, Piranha Plant, Meta Knight, Rosalina, Wario, ALL OF THE FE CHARACTERS, Cloud, Yoshi, Ness, Zelda, Palutena, Pit and Pittoo, The Aegis, King DeDeDe, Sheik, Banjo-n-Kazooie, and Wii Fit Trainer in the tiers above GG's.*

Link: has the triforce of courage, can carry ungodly amounts of gear on him, defeated the calamity, chosen wielder of the master sword *5 0 / 5 0*

Nick: i can beat a child easley Lucas: oh are you sure

Kirby height: 8 inches Meta Knight height: 8 inches King Dedede height: roughly 18 inches tall I think I'd win these three. Just a hunch.

Link: Can literally match the force of a ballistic missile with their left arm, can slow the flow of time, shoot an arrow at 72 times the speed of light, and has been proven to be able to defeat trained adults in combat and has done so since they were 4. Nick: Yeah I'd say it's a 50/50

The TcNick matchup chart, the only thing I ever needed.

I've studied Kid Icarus lore, and yes, in the Uprising Game Palutena and Pit actually fight. I am unsure of how difficult the fight is. I will research and update as to my results as needed.

Link: can slow down time when he dodges your attack Nick:"he's not superhuman"

A spider monkeys bite can cause anaphylactic shock. That coupled with them being able to cover 30 feet in distance from a swing means you stand no chance against diddy. Also link has ungodly amounts of strength. Link can parry lynel rushes sending the Lynel back, not slowly stopping it, but stoping it instantly. To find this out we need to use F=MA though in this case it’ll be deceleration since Link is stopping the Lynel dead in its tracks. First we need to find the Lynels mass if we look at a Lynel it’s horse half is 1.6 times Links height since there is no cannon height for BotW link he has to be compared to other hylians we can see by comparing he is shorter which is normal for Link so let’s just go with him being 5’3”, or 1.6m, like the other Links going from that we can say that the Lynels horse half is 2.6m tall and 3.2m long which is 1.2 times the size of the largest horse to live, a shire horse named mammoth, that reached the height of 2.2m, mammoth weighed just over 1500kg, the Lynel is not only larger but is more muscular given that the horse half can be estimated to weigh around 2500kg. The front half from the waist up is essentially a massive humanoid body, as seen from the muscle definition, with the head of a lion. From hooves to horns the Lynel is about 2.6 times the height of Link making the Lynel 4.2m, the largest primate ever was the prehistoric Gigantopithecus reaching the height of 3m and weighing 600kg, of course this is nowhere near as muscular or tall as a Lynel so a safe guess would be 1500kg including the bulky equipment and sturdy horns. Adding the two halves gives us 4,000kg (2 tons) around the same weight as a hippo. Now we need the deceleration, for this we will use the formula A=V1-V0/Time. For the Lynels velocity you can drop an item on the ground from where the Lynel starts its charge to where it’s charge is parried. If you walk Link between the two items at normal walking speed it takes 16 seconds. Average human walking speed is 1.4m/s meaning the Lynel covered 22.4m in its charge. The Lynel takes only 1 second to cover this distance which is the length of a blue whale. The starting velocity for the Lynel is 22.4m/s, and the final velocity was 0m/s, making the change in velocity -22.4m/s, although the Lynel stops basically instantly let’s say it took Link 0.2 seconds to stop the charge. If you divide the change in velocity by the time you get 112m/s^2, for the deceleration of the Lynel if you put all of that into the force formula you get F=4000kgx112m/s^2 giving us a force of 448,000 Newtons (N) which is a little over 100,000 pounds of force. This is more force than the thrust the Merlin 1 rocket engine produces for launching the Falcon 1 flight at 340,000N. Average force to break a human femur, the strongest bone in our body, is around 4,000N that’s only a hundredth of the force Link uses to parry a Lynel rush. The bite force of a great white shark is 18,000N. Closer to Links power the force exerted by the seatbelt and airbag on a passenger in a 60mph crash which clocks in at 100,000N. This does not take into account how he can parry a Hinox’s swing or Calamity Gannon’s swords. Along with this he can take the force as well. As Newton’s second law states for every action there’s an equal and opposite reaction so Link is absorbing this 448,000N force and walking away unscathed. Link wouldn’t just kick your ass he’d disintegrate you. I did none of this myself all the credit goes to this man ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-toC9UqVnz8g.html

“Falcon is probably the most fit one here” LITERALLY Wii FIT Trainer

Mario: beat fire breathing turtle dragon Nick: he's a regular dude

Link: stops time Nick: Yeah I have a chance to win

10:13 "he's electrified rock types" this hurts to hear

It's funnily because technically there is almost not a single character that you could likely beat due to the logic of video games.

Lets be honest every single character in smash bros would kill us with no problems

Steve:can carry the whole universe in the palm of his hand and has killed a fucking dragon Nick:yeah Steve is a close win

Link can stop a charging lynel with a swing of his shield tho

Idk Kirby wouldn’t beat you cuase he’d be friends with you.

Steve Stats: Can carry 13602133563 pounds, or 6169823999 kilograms. Can wear armor weighing in at 113464 pounds, or 51466 kilograms. Can run at 12.5 miles per hour, or 20.2 kilometers per hour, with all of the above on him. Can jump over a meter into the air WITH EVERYTHING MENTIONED ABOVE! Can stand in 3,000 degree fire for four and a half seconds before dying. Can survive a fall of 39 meters with the armor above being worn. CAN USE LITERAL MAGIC! Nick: "Close win."

4:33 OK so you've arguably dealt with the dog and the duck but what about the omnipotent sniper? Or did you forget about the fact that this is a three person character according to their palutenas guidance and reveal trailer?

Dude mario is so underrated he’s easily one of the strongest smash characters

Meta knight: Is a legendary warrior who can fly at the speed of light and his tornado attack is lethal to anyone close by, Nick: ehh he’s fast and cool... 50/50

I find it funny how for a while close loss was basically just sword character tier

Remeber how Mario threw castle in the sky with his bare hands

Robin in GG's homie. They don't even need their sword to win, they have access to Grima's powers, and they can travel through time.

Corrin the literal child of a dragon god who can transform into a dragon with water bending powers at will. I think close might be a bit of an understatement.

i love how he stopped reading after 20 pounds (for diddy kong) but if he kept reading it’d say very strong

Surprisingly one of the most reasonable one of these I've seen. I appreciate the research and knowledge displayed when you do these. A big reason why I enjoy your content. Good work bud.

Nick analyzing the entire Smash roster because he wants to fight them literally scares me.

6:10 ah yes, the man that can lift stacks of gold BLOCKS with ease. Nah you got this

Rosalina, whom literally reset the universe: 50/50

Byleth should be in GGs. They have a brawling proficiency and a lot of the times it’s more effective to have them just punch the shit out of people than use their sword.