Ranking Your Cursed Presentations 

I’m living for James’ audience using every opportunity to troll him (referencing his pink eye, not doing his dumpy justice, etc.)

james: "I would never punt an animal" also james: "I could punt that rat 20 meters"

2:16 wow this presentation was really funny and I bet the person who made it is really cool and awesome

i swear james finds a way to get himself cancelled at least twice every stream 6:42

James is so funny! I wish he was real.

5:52 viewer: *shows picture of rat with big feet* James: 'For frEe???' - James Mariot 2023 Classic big J if you ask me

James never fails to come up with the best stream ideas. 😌💅🏻

a james marriott video never fails to undo whatever peace i've wrought in my soul and shatter it into a million pieces

James has the most unhinged viewers that no matter what he asks of us it will be funny

i like to imagine that belle is like in a corner trying to escape from james

I love this video James never fails to make everyone laugh

Anatidaephobia - the fear that somewhere, some how, a duck may be watching you. Fun story: I once met a person with this phobia. They were so fucking anxious all the fucking time. When i asked them they told me they had this phobia. I laughed my ass off for a solid 6 minutes. I liked to antagonize them with this when they were being a total asshole. At some point i got a fucking duck and put it in their backyard (I'm not saying where i got the duck.), later that day i asked to stay the night, luckily they said yes. An hour later they went to get something from their kitchen and i assume they saw the duck or some shit cause i heard the loudest fucking scream ever. And then i had to take the duck out of their backyard. It was very funny but now i kinda feel bad.

Every time I see a James video, I swear to god he looks more and more disheveled.

1:59 love that presnter he so cool

Oh god another episode of James insulting his viewers- edit: pls…I know I spelled the name wrong the first time 💀 AND WHY ARE SOME YOU CALLING HIM JOSH!? edit 2: ok so it’s a joke- WHAT!? I was genuinely concerned 💀

OH MY GOD I WEEZERED JAMES MARRIOTT 😱

I genuinely like slow down, i've gotten into his other music but I used to only listen to that one

HEY JIMBO! My music teacher wanted us to show the class our favourite songs and I said ,,Play Grapes by James Marriott" and he loved your song 😂❤

Okay genuine advice here for sties: I have had a stye or two in my life, the best way to get rid of them is a hot compress, so maybe a damp rag undo hot water and just put it on your eye, it’ll decrease the infection and poof stye gone

I still think you should’ve let Belle go 😔😔

It is currently 3:34 AM and I need to watch something to keep me entertained because I cannot sleep. Lucky, JamesMarriott has uploaded.

Cannot actually explain how much I actually NEED you to come to Ireland James, I'd give anything to see you live

I’m literally gonna do a presentation for an online exam tomorrow,this is the coincidence of a lifetime 💀

I can understand the fear of ducks looking at you, they’re terrifying

I love the pause between I have been here for a very long time… Please let me leave.

I love when James taken inspo from the horrid man of 99

I love James's communauty

its a better day when james marriott uploads cursed things

You know it’s a good day when James Marriott uploads

I been super sick and your videos make me feel better

Me when I find out James Marriott is touring in Australia: :D Me when I find out he’s only touring in Melbourne and Sydney and not Brisbane: >:(

james slayed that shirt

Ah, yes. The chaos in this is going to be great.

Very creative, James

Your shirt makes me think of shirts

Some of these were actually pretty sweet. 🥰

1:47 I called James ugly 😂

I had to do my english speaking exam today and this made me feel ready for it, thanks James. 😂

hahaha this is amazing, reminds me of my school presntations (i never made one)

i have pink eye rn not even joking 😭

James posted just watched that presentation and said let’s post this without subtitles

The last one just stood out 😭😭😭

do more concerts in australia please✨

"if you think slow down is about the fact that i killed someone" the FACT ? i knew it

Perfect procrastination fuel...

THE SHIRT 😂

Oh that was a weird way to go

Poor james… his pink eye has never disappeared.

I thought the Aries person was my friend and i was so confused for like half a minute, messaged them, and then remembered they have an entirely different username. I can never recover.

james marriott? james marriott! james marriott.

james's viewers? 👏👏 😂

Is James actually coming to Australia?? I’m an Australian and all I can say is, WHY COULDNT IT BE LOVEJOY

James looks like a dad on vacation We love him though

james is so cool:) I really hope he sees this! he is such a inspiration to me:D

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room, a rubber room. a rubber room with rats and the rats made me crazy.

James please come to Australia, especially the capital (Canberra). No one ever tours here 💔

The duck fear is real. Trust me.

airesonline is my favorite person now

YES The only vids i find funny tbh

any chance you could come to brisbane for tours??? 🤔🤔🤔

7:49 true

6:26 ITS ME I MADE IT IN THE VID YIPPEE

9:56😂😂

Was having a good day, then James Marriott uploaded.

Screw if other people did the idea👏✨ James = best of all 😌

i have anatidiphobia, the thumbnail is sending me into a spiral. Its watching.

What’s more cursed are his videos.

I JUST BOUGHT TICKETS TO SEE YOU IN MELBOURNE WITH MY PARTNER

Jame’s audience is so funny lmao

Dont punt the mouse!!!

2:54 NOO 😭😭

Mr marriot! I have bought my tickets for the sydney show 👍

why do i even watch these-

Aries online living in your head bro

I GOT TICKETS TO THE AUS TOUR :DDDD

James' thumbnail did not just. Call me out. (i used to have a fear of ducks)

WHERE CAN I BUY TICKETS FOR THE AUSTRALIAN SHOW?! SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE!!!

Damn, 1 minute and I see your video :D

I clicked on the video as soon as I saw that he uploaded, I have no life😢

The girl dna slides had me fucking wheezing man the horrible pauses

help as an Irish person I felt offended before the first 30 seconds

Love Belle

Yooo notifications on

im like that

Crazy? I was crazy once

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. Rubber room. A rubber room with rats. The rats made me crazy. Crazy?

YESSS

Big jimbo

Bro why the fuck to I have and regularly wear the same Hawaiian shirt James is wearing in this video he's literally me

this was 4 minutes ago i thought 4 months

Bosh

20s!!😅

genuinely play in ireland 👿

James we are in England not Hawaii no need for the touristy shirt

Realizing how unfunny James' fans are is deadly 😭😭

YAY🤯

3:57. 5:48

no way that was 10 minutes long

James you are the worst, you travel across the globe and then schedule a tour that doesn't go to my city D: BRISBANE EXISTS :(

i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room rubber room s rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room a rubber room a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy, crazy? i was crazy once they locked me in a room.