Onision is a loser... 

I straight up thought it was Onion for about a week. I saw this video in my recommended a few times and just sort of thought ‘I hate onions too’ and just moved on with life, I’m actually stupid.

Since I've known onision I just call him onion cause it's easier lol

Meeeee

My eyes: Onion My brain: *s h r e k*

I thought he was called onsion for the longest time....well up until today, that is-

LMAOO

Lovely

60 seconds that pass in Africa a minute passes

floor :)

This is so insanely unfunny, it’s hard to read.

Not if ur colorblind

@@liamffor5657 true lol

@@liamffor5657 Philosopher.

Pretty sure the sky is still blue if your colorblind

@@ljthompson3011 it probably depends on how strong it is and what type

oklij

I love that joke a bit too much

I’m the 420th like

@@charl1323 😭

I just got to that part lol

cool

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Oh my god Onision goes by James now so I was confused like hell by this

@@sakuraogami6885 i wouldn’t be too shocked if he took himself to court either

Don't give him ideas 😳

@@thefriendlyghost8193 in a horrendous & literally BACKWARDS bulletproof vest

😂😂

I literally thought that as well

He literally started dating his partner as a minor, and he did bad things to a minor that had no family or friends to go to

@@redsound9333 what the fuck-

Can confirm. I was a viewer back then. Now I don't get why I was.

He makes Nikocado Avocado look like a sane person.

@@redsound9333 which one, the one he wanted to chain to the wall in his basement, the one he groomed into a carbon copy of him, or the one he adopted (U don't have to answer i just wanna point out that this mf should be in jail)

I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest RU-vidr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye roq

@@AxxLAfriku why did you censor channel-

@@tenhana8731 I'm glad someone else said it

@@tenhana8731 accidental typing mistakes I think

@@tenhana8731 its offensive to call his channel a channel

don’t forget that he has hazel eyes with golden flecks

@@ttimttam Did you know that he's trilingual?

@@Berilia did you know he has a girlfriend

@@Berilia ah no! i in fact have never heard him mention it, what a pleasant surprise

Guys I heard James is trilingual can you confirm?

i deadass thought facebook

Please and thank you.

but what about people under 10

I genuinely thought he was gonna say onlyfans

ayyy repzion. I was excited to hear him shout you out and I’m even more excited to see you responded! The RU-vid commentary cinematic universe is expanding :D

That makes alot of sense

Ahhh makes sense

I’m always happy when I see your name in a vid! I agree with your opinion and generally find your content amusing. It’s so cool to see your comment!

Ikr? Been watching by repzion for years. Actually was one of the first peeps I remember seeing after returning to RU-vid (from a long break) and showed me the true layers of the Onion.

You could tell me this is true and I wouldn’t question it

He's the kind of dude who would get arrested for putting cameras in his underaged daughter's bathroom because he saw it in a really questionable hentai.

@@angygremlin4423 I- no... please, I just found out he has a kid. I don't need that thought of possibility in my mind.

@@angygremlin4423 Willing to put me on that one. bet he does it already.

@@elfo5856 now I'm a bit curious, it could be.

Oooo! Self burn those are rare

Hey tanjiro 😳😉

@@eggboiledd ew

"Onision is a loser" And James spits on the poor. It's just the way the world works.

You don't need a gf to be valid( ╹▽╹ )

Hi 2d

Lmaoo same😭😭

Correct answer, but not what he had in mind.

I was thinking only fans or pron. 😂

@@sweetlolitaChii LMFAOO-

Same!

LMFAO

Exactly

Ha

Me too lol

Who James? Yea 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 "Don't hate me I'm only joking. I'm trilingual"

@@lulu_Lm cringe

@@nutty422 that's what James says....so you're basically calling James cringe. Its a joke Kevin get over it.

I'm confused.

She means Onision

I do the same thing TwT

omg wow same

Technically that'd just be "Mr. Onion" which is what ppl call him anyway so

Onion-san? ONION-SAN!? uhhh- I only read it as onion

pretty sure he did that on purpose cos he's a creepy old weeaboo who loves little girls. 🙄

The kids that he let fall out of a window and hit their head on the drive way, and didn’t give a fuck.

The worst part is that even if he tries to get a job he already has a really damaging reputation so no company would want him. Can't stand that guy but someone needs to help his kids.

Onion man? Caring about his kids well-being? He's fooling nobody. He recorded his toddler after he let them fall out of the window so he wouldn't get blamed. That isn't something a sane human being does.

@@Krystalllyne the sad part is that even when he did have money he didn't seem to care for his kids

The second I read this James said that

I feel like I can taste this phrase, you know?

That HES BINIGUAL

@@jorden6406 trilingual

@@champ1159 ah sorry

He also has a girlfriend and a cat

He has hazel eyes with gold flecks

BAHAHAHA OMGG

I thought it was “Onion is a lobster” and I was like “what 😃”

@@suha.14 😂 😆

me when i eat dairy

It's like drinking bleach and wondering why you thou art in thine process of dying.

no hes 1/16th indigenous canadian and trilingual

@@cinnominno5781 that doesn't make him not Canadian

@@cinnominno5781 👩‍🦽💨

@@pluto9822 💀✨

@@phoenix5948 Who would've guessed?

Finally

Yes! Exactly

That’s all I ever see

Yes

They're obviously the first human cloning tests

How else do you pronounce it?

Sha-den-froy-duh

@@rasmus7493 sha-deen-freu(like in Freud)-deh

He literally pronounced it perfectly tho

@@caro7463 i am not even at that part of the video yet so i'm sure James is a multi lingual badass

four things* onion is trash

@@big_sea ONION

Lmao nice house of numbers reference

and george saying he won’t pay for the tv licence cos he doesn’t watch tv

@@muaddib.atreides Benjamin Franklin first said it actually. (If my comment is what you were referring to.).

Unrelated but nice togami pfp,,,

Nice ishimaru pfp 0-0

Random but still funny

The meme was funny. The man is not.

Save them

Well I hope you're doing better

I hope you’re doing well though and I’m proud of you for every step and for at least trying =)

Thank you for sharing your experience and I hope things continue to improve from now on.

I really hope you're getting better, you deserve to be happy :)

I hope your still doing well even though it’s a year. I’m proud of you ❤

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Q: Why did the picture go to jail? A: Because it was framed.

Why is this comment full of bots omfg

Lol

@@jdwmyt i died 💀😂

Low budget shane dawson

Are they related? they look and sound the same

@@TheMoflake Ikr they sound so similar. Shane isnt as shitty tho

Bootleg shane dawson 😂

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omg i’m gonna get him and call him clive2 tysm

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Where can I cop lol

Brrrrrrrrruh

I own Djungelskög, he is named Bernie

So a really extreme sadist, got it

@@ghostix. a sadist is someone who takes sexual pleasure from others misery/pain

Well it’s kinda the same but not really tho

its not the same at all, schadenfreude means feeling gleeful/satisfaction when somebody gets what you think they deserve, but not actively being at fault for what happened to them. sadism is more feeling pleasure/satisfaction by actively hurting others/being cruel to them

@@Sarah-ds9sb exactly! We have the same word in Swedish (skadeglädje) and it is not the same as sadism, even if it may sound the same at first.

well james is trilingual so 😌😌

@@matildaeriksson89 My native language is Swedish and I thought of this too when he said that. We do literally have translations of the exact same word in other languages lol.

yes he said he trimmed it on his ig story lmao

I thought you were going to make a parody of the comments on George's video😂😂😂

Yes

James: Onision has an onlyfans now👁👄👁

Onlymans

He's had it for a while. He started out only posting a computer animated version of himself and then started posting real pics and videos. The funniest video I've seen on it was by Social Repose, who isn't a good person himself but occasionally has decent songs and videos.

Don't compare him to magicarp. That fish evolves into a dragon.

Gyarados is one of the strongest pokemon from first gen. Onision is weedle.

@@persephone3892 nope not even weedle turns into beedrill

he’s a metapod cause all he can do is harden for little kids

@@KristynaRose 100% you win this one

Selener 😍

Me whose only friend plays LOL for 10 hours straight: **Cries**

Me - (Quietly sneaks away to go play more league)

He has 2 kids iirc

@@jeffsrocket1666 I think you're right...I just remember the daughter since she fell out a window.

those children deserve better

uM how???

@@amityg2185 dude it’s a joke, if you haven’t seen any of james other vids pinely is one of his friends

please tell me this is a joke oh my

@@vinnyb.7825 is joke

You funny pinely you are a legend

And in Swedish: skadeglädje (which is an exact translation)

Norwegian too, skadefryd. Hurt-joy. I think most languages have an equivalent, it’s a word 🤷🏻‍♀️

@@Katalystic Many germanic languages have, but the german language has some words that no other language has. That's mostly because in germany the words can be combined to even longer words. Like: "Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz"

@@lebens3585 Do not leave me hanging, what does that mean?

@@blackparademistress1 I'm not quite sure if there is an english equivalent I could translate it to but literally it means: " beef (or "cow meat" to be precise) labeling monitoring task transfer law" which is the "law on the delegation for the tasks for beef labeling" and it's not even the full word apparently.

I just call him onion

It really is. He's spent so much time online and isolated that I don't even think he knows what's going on outside of his bubble. His humor and character hasn't grown since 2007.

Nah, onions least have a purpose

@@darkkstar lol

Sapphzz at least onions taste good when they’re cooked or when they’re eaten raw. Onision would taste disgusting any way you eat his flesh. 0 out of 10 would not recommend him if you are a cannibal.

I read this in Amandabb's voice

@@bellac6311 lmfao ik your being serious but a autistic people mask lmao

@@saff262 I'm struggling to see the joke?

@@bellac6311 oh never heard of a ❄️ on the James Marriott Chanel

@@saff262 hello please explain the joke to them and stop being ableist.

@@saff262 literally i think no one can understand the utter bullshit you just said

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stay in drugs. eat your school. dont do vegetables

bruh this caught me off guard, i have been hysterically laughing for a minute straight- 💀

@@bethaniie_ the best part was this was a sign on my school for a day then they took it down

Bro this is a perfect example of first grader humor

I always eat my alcohol

He made it through basic but he failed out of a special training for a specialization.

@@Nero_Coniglio In Onion's case, that would be SERE training.

@@angygremlin4423 yeah! I forgot the name haha.

Onion

Oh my god I thought this same exact thing !!

sameeee

Hope you are doing okay

Wish I could cut my dad out. 🙃

@@delicatesaturn thank you :) much better almost a year later

You have my vote, i'll make a tiktok just to ban him honestly 😇

He got banned :]