Ranking Your SCUFFED Tiktoks 

Jschlatt has weird morals. He accepts drunk driving, but the minute you steal traffic equipment you better start running

The maniacal laugh of Schlatt with a flamethrower is unforgettable

I had to watch Sclatt’s swift transition from bargaining to anguished screaming at 15:48 on repeat because it was amazing

My favorite part about the countdown is how Schlatt acted so genuinely caught in 4K it hurt.

I was really expecting the Jschlatt waifu cup to just be a picture of him with really exaggerated mutton chops

I've never seen a community that understands and wants to mess with the content creator like schlatt's community. It's disgustingly beautiful.

This man is really selling sippy cups to gamers.

Schlatt: "Replace the batteries in your smoke detectors, it could save your life! Also Schlatt: *Refuses to wear a seatbelt*

1:02 I like how schlatt immensely stared at that countdown when he's about to witness something terrific.

This was one of those streams where there was never a dull moment. Shit was hilarious.

2:21 this is what happens when you give shclatt way too much money 😂

you know "why would I wanna be in that car anyway. it crashed" when talking about flying out of the windshield. is such perfect, yet flawed logic that I can't argue with it

Schlatt: "Ben, are you going to kill me tonight?" Ben: "Yes" Schlatt: 💀

the reason schlatt doesn’t want us stealing road signs is bc how else is he gonna drive drunk properly?

12:54 The Elevator scene from Evangelion. It ended up in one of the theater releases. I think it is really good at showing the distance and lack of understanding between Asuka and Rei. Asuka especially projects all of her anger and fear onto Rei, and Rei seems to just not understand that, or not care at all. 53 seconds of silence in an elevator only broken by a cough and a slight shuffle.

i love how schlatt will yell at anybody for literally anything but he still has the heart to love cats

schlatt owning a company, buying limited waifu cups, burning them and making his own really reminds me of the wolf on wall street

I’m loving this series, very enjoyable content, shat.

11:31 bro's got the vitamin perk tree maxed out

6:15 I never even noticed that part of the video before xd

Schlatt with a flamethrower and his scary ass laugh is literally terrifying

This guy’s chat is the most terrifying and hilarious force I’ve ever seen, and his reactions to it make it even better Edit 1: Jesus fuck- 6k likes? MOM IM FAMOUS Edit 2: “it’s free” mfs saying it to a judge, then getting rent free rooms to live in and free food, and free clothing.

I've been a bit sad again ngl and it's nice how I can always go to Jschlatt's videos to make me happy again- idk how many times I have watched some video (like this one) but it never gets boring

Me watching Schlatt replay another clip of a man's ass: 8:55

I absolutely love how Schlatt went from a minecraft streamer to literally buying a company and helicopters. I feel like we have watched him grow up, I have been here since the 100k and will be here till the end. LOVE YOU BIG GUY. Also I hope you have went to confession because of what you did on that fateful night in 99'...

Schlatt: we should be able to drive while drunk Also schlatt: don’t steal a traffic cone

The sheer force in which he slams the phone done is crazy

I actually legit freeze in place while having a "run away" reaction whenever the "The one who moves is gay" shit happens.

Fun fact: The whole "alpha" thing is based on a misunderstanding in wolves' behavior, mistaking the mothers of the pack teaching their pups for the way all wolves act with each other.

The fact that Schlatt stops acting all tough and like the Schlatt we know when he sees a cat video makes my heart happy.

6:40 that cat has seen everything

Can we all just concede that Schlatt makes the best ads at this point

i genuinely believe Jschlatt has gone clinically insane

6:51 the sound

11:06 man what a wonderful review of cyberpunk I sure hope authorities pay no mind to the entire video

2:24 the pure laughter from him is so evil when he destroys the waifu cups

Jschaltt burning the waifu cups was the most wholesome moment

This man could make anything funny. I've been laughing for 10 minutes straight and it's not even past the first one 😂

At this point I’m convinced that ever tiktok video Schlatt has ever made has come from the same stream.

I like how he says “ranking” just so he doesn’t admit he’s a react channel now

love the part where he says "it's shattin' time" absolute cinematic masterpiece.

Please make more of these

I love your content shack!

JSchlatt: "Wearing a seatbelt? Beta behaviour." Also JSchlatt: "Drunk driving is epic I do it all the time."

The way “shlatt” looked while burning those cups may have been close to the way he felt during the incident in 1999

Dude, all that played in my mind was boss music when you said 'Haven't felt this alive since 1999 baby!'

8:36 the everywhere at the end of time music makes this very terrifying

I love how he makes his sponsor segment genuinely fun to watch

We never realized until this day that Schlatt peaked in '99, and has finally approached that level of power once again with his advertising and ownership of a company. I was utterly convinced by his sheer charisma and machismo, and I have ordered a gamersupps cup.

Schlatt, this stream changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This stream represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. I have been able to unlock my true potential due to this stream and I owe my life life to you. I feel and see things no other being can sense. I am feeling things unimaginable to the human brain. Thanks to this stream I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable and my brain can comprehend things that others cannot. Thank you for this exquisite stream, I will never forget this experience.

THE END ONE GOT ME WHEEZING

Just watched this entire video in 3 seconds it had a crazy ending

I was there live and it’s so funny to see how much chat tries to piss off Schlatt. I gotta say the Texans snow tiktok was my favorite lol

this is actually the first sponsership i have sat all the way through without skipping, nicely done big guy

Just tuned into this video randomly and saw my subscription during his stream come through on his video, pretty neat

13:15 Technically he robbed a bank

i love how schaltt isn't too old or too young for the internet, just old enough to roast literally everyone

13:33 so many people are died because of these witch.

Best tik tok reacts for sure, finally came back

Best ad break ever, I didn’t feel the need to skip at all. Perfection, I will be purchasing big tiddy anime cups now

4:31 I SHIT YOU NOT SOMETHING BLEW UP OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WHEN THE IMAGE POPPED UP AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Schlatt may be the only person to make actual entertaining ads, that makes you not want to skip it.

Every time i see this i find new clips that ive forgot about

I enjoy watching all of these XD It's always good getting an upload from you man. Hope ya have a good day Schlatt

I love his ads. Shlatt is the ONLY person who I have fully enjoyed watching the ads. He is a marketing genius

4:40, so fun fact about building 7, after both towers came down and firefighters were searching for both people and their fellow firemen, they'd have to keep getting of the world trade center pile because they thought building 7 would come down so finally the top officials of the fdny told them to pull it down because it was impeding with their rescue operations

For everyone's sake (and because I'm bored), I will add timestamps for every meme (with fun nicknames!). 0:00 Preview - calling talking ben at 3am 0:10 Preview - Fruit Bat 0:26 Shoe Tearin' 0:30 The one who moves is gay 0:49 Capybara! 1:02 Two Men Kissing 1:11 Sponsorship Intermission 3:02 Pizza Delivery 3:24 First Day having a Chicken 3:31 Biden's Agents 4:07 surprising my bf! 4:27 Ranking your AWESOME 9/11 impressions 5:06 Italian Tri-splitter 5:37 The Unmatched Power of a 16-Wheeler 5:47 Bro 💀💀 5:59 Tour of Fucking 6:20 Cat Narration 6:35 Jinx the Cat. 6:44 calling talking ben at 3am 6:57 Schlatt Chats with Ben 7:37 Zombie Dog 7:54 Cat in a Jar 8:03 Left 4 Dead Cat 8:11 Donkey Kong starring Joe Biden 8:20 Bike Politics 8:38 Biden's Mind 9:05 Biden's Fall 9:18 3 things you should NEVER say to an alpha 9:56 Biden's Views on Drunk Driving 10:29 Moto Wheelie. That's it. 10:55 Bouncy Kitty 11:05 Cyberpunk 2077 review 11:18 OH YEAH, VITAMIN WATER!!! 11:45 Very Human Designs: Defecation Toilet MK. II 12:08 Fruit Bat 12:41 A movie scene you love, but is kinda weird 13:09 It's free. 13:27 They're free. 13:58 Rocket Pylon 14:29 Car Engine Troubles 14:49 Here Comes the Airplane! 14:56 playing a riff from the album i get 15:38 Fresh Cut 16:06 Jesus Transformer (REAL) 16:14 Shoe Meetup (GONE SEXUAL)

I was eating while watching this.. and i almost choked on the sausage. 10 / 10, best channel ever

Shlatt: we should be able to drive drunk Shlatt like a minute later: THESE ARENT FREE

The length schatt goes for his sponsors are incredible. Mad respect

For anybody wonder, the song used in the ad is "Hey Mr" by Of Men and Wolves

Buying gamer supps was such a good idea especially like he said the cups carry that value

This does now confirm that before now, “Shlatt” has only felt true “joy” during the incident of 1999.

The way he so gracefully went from showing us a step-by-step video on how to make meth to getting in his company's helicopter is unreal

Normally I'd skip the advertisements but that was good shit.

bro my god he is the only guy who accualy makes me laugh bro i forgot how to nvm he is super cool aswell and i reaelly like his videos also its 3am for me so yea schlatt if you see this i hope you have a great day

"The one who moves is gay" Schlatt: Stands still 2 Tiktoks later "Men kissing in 2..1..." Schlatt: *Zooms in*

I'm convinced Schlatt installed Talking Ben 5 minutes before the stream started so he could do the "Ripoff Speed" gag.

I havent felt this alive scince 1999 more like 2001

8:38 Everywhere at the End of Time is the eleventh recording by the Caretaker, an alias of English electronic musician Leyland Kirby. Released between 2016 and 2019, its six studio albums use degrading loops of sampled ballroom music to portray the progression of Alzheimer's disease. Inspired by the success of An Empty Bliss Beyond This World (2011), Kirby produced Everywhere as his final major work under the alias. The albums were produced in Kraków and released over six-month periods to "give a sense of time passing", with abstract album covers by his friend Ivan Seal. The series drew comparisons to the works of composer William Basinski and electronic musician Burial, while the later stages were influenced by avant-gardist composer John Cage.

it's crazy how ''schlatt'' is upping his youtube "game" , all for the meme submissions and "stuff". thanks "schlatt"

5:50 Schlatt really went 😅😐

This man got me dying when that screamed at the end of the man's magic trick

Schlatt owning a company might just be the best thing ever

2:36 I hope schlatt realizes just how much rammie R34 is gonna be made as a result of this

14:56 All weezers aside, doing all of this by yourself is actually pretty impressive.

the difference between a new born human child and a sweet potato is around 140 calories. Trust me! I have experience

That "cat"'s final scream was genuinely terrifying D:

12:00 “holy shit” I see what u did there schlatt. i see what u did.

14:15 my man just level-up to an god level

Bro this is the coolest sponser video/clip ever

hey schlatt love your vods amd please feed your editor

Giving Schlatt the power and money of a company is scaring me

2:24 Such a truly maniacal laugh

I would like to mention that my step dad works for the highways department, and they have a bin full of old damaged road signs that have been replaced. I go and pull a few out once and a while before they go to scrap

13:55 one of those signs said "DEAD PERSON AHEAD" I cant no more _😂_

Shlatt be like : “Pyromania? Never heard of it” As he proceeds to burn plastic with a flamethrower 😂

"am i talking to a ghost" "yes" **goes into a full blown leviathan monstrosity**

15:51 jschlatt: screams captions: {Music}

"SpongeBob's looking real good right now" I say that everyday