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0:52 I literally thought "drunk angel throwing up on a trashcan" before they explained what it was lmao

Damien's outrage at the Australian breakdancing is so great. Like that's some middle school talent show type dancing bro

The censoring should be replaced with a loud goose honk

i thought that angel was supposed to be really hungover and throwing up... i thought the crib was a trash can... uh.

The "SHE DID THE SPRINKLER AT THE OLYMPICS???" needs to be on a soundboard

"thats why we call it Alabama wedding" damn

Damien‘s laughter always makes these videos more fun to watch

now i just wanna watch the 10 minutes of damien looking at the paris breakdancing drama

11:23: Rick was Rickrolled once, when he did an AMA on Reddit. Someone claimed to be a huge fan, and said they got to go backstage at one of his concerts. He should have known better than to click the link, lol. It was well played.

R/rareinsults is going downhill 💀

3:50 To be fair, even bordering states can have completely distinct ideologies, architecture, culture, and even laws, Because the state government has more control than the federal one.

That ChatGPT was literally plagiarism with the world's flipped around. Weak.

If the child was aborted then they definitely didn't get it a cradle

23:14 I mean... they cheated on her, they kinda deserved it lmao

1:58 76% of that number is 59 421.36 which means that many voted for mr beans and 18,765 voted for her, if anyone was wondering (:

15:28 it could be a really fun movie idea, like three brothers who want to make their school’s basketball team and the magic lamp and they wish to be better at basketball, but they aren’t specific enough and end up as professional basketball players, and classic comedy movie shenanigans,and ends wholesomely

I did dunk in Damien for his Sweater Weather take, and will not apologise

1:27 Tom Morello??? The guitarist of Rage Against The Machine!?!

I think it’s hilarious that they censored the eyes of tattoo guy like that would keep people from recognizing him.

22:35 She looks like the Grinch and Michael Jackson combined

this video was released at 11:00 am

4:33 I dont know why the username is censored. We all know that its pukicho.

He looks like he's 007 years old

20:03 dude looks like an off-brand donald trump

Why would you have a cradle if you plan on aborting your child?

14 seconds ago posted how did i get this early

Hey the guy pronouncing 'five' and 'nine might have been picking up on 'syllable weight', or the morae of the words. 'Five' can break down into 3 phonics, 'f' 'aɪ' and 'v', so if he was going based of phonics, he was wrong. 'Nine' similarly breaks down into the phonics 'n' 'aɪ' and 'n'. Morae can be determined primarily by the length of the vowel(s) which makes the syllable, in this case, it is 'aɪ', which is moderately long, making it 'bimoraic'. See, the thing is, a syllable is only monomoraic if it were like 'fiv' or 'nin', in which case the vowel would 'ɪ'. The number two? That's /tuː/, the vowel being the extended 'uː', thereby making it ALSO bimoraic. If we wanted it to be monomoraic, we'd need to pronounce it like 'tu', which just sounds wrong. Here's a list of numbers one through ten: /wʌn/ - monomoraic (monophthong) /tuː/ - bimoraic (monophthong) /θriː/ - bimoraic (monophthong) /fɔː/ - bimoraic (monophthong) /faɪv/ - bimoraic (diphthong) /sɪks/ - monomoraic (monophthong) /ˈsɛvᵊn/ - monomoraic (monophthong), monomoraic (monophthong) /eɪt/ - bimoraic (diphthong) /naɪn/ - bimoraic (diphthong) /tɛn/ - monomoraic (monophthong) As an extra: A guide for morae is the 'phthong', or the 'target' of the vowel. If a vowel is a combined one, like 'aɪ', it is a diphthong which is produced in two positions of the mouth/tongue, and because of this 'lingering', it is almost always bimoraic. Simply extending a sound, like with 'uː' does not require an additional motion, but it is still a longer sound, so it is a monophthong, but it is still bimoraic. 'Phthongs' are about the positioning of the sound, morae are about the 'length' or 'timing' of a sound. OP would have been more consistent if they were not talking about 'syllables' or 'morae', but the property of the vowels being 'diphthong'; except they missed eight, so maybe OP is just stupid.

Eh

2:07 Looks like it’s photoshopped/edited, cuz if you look closely, the font for Mr Beans is darker and slightly bigger than the other text

Saying paper mario is trash is opening the lid to pandora's box

Hi guys

i watch all video

14:49 I don't want to eat a McShit sandwich.

0:37 no I asked for a confetti cake

No Emkay did not fall off

3rd

13:56 As someone who's ethnically Indian living in America, this is a very common mistake. People even argue with me that India is a subcontinent therefore I'm not Asian. I don't even know what to say to these people.

1:20 Maybe the angel should have asked his god not to put the mother's life in danger. People don't tend to buy cradles if they don't want to have a kid.

14:50 thats not meat, since (i think so from my last visit to there) the meat isnt connected to the bun, thus that is not meat and just som brown bread

hm

Bish, that not a human. The one the Mimics from Vita Carnis that kid needs to RUN.

Who needs chat gpt when you have Wendy's.

How is everyone doing today.

Are you Emkay? But I’m MK!

this guy did NOT fall off

22:33 "Ever dream this man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people dream about this face."

5:50 is similar to what my mohawk looks like when I brush it out, color and everything lol

Hi

I’m doing well after my breakup now

12:54 That's not remotely rare. They didn't even try, it's like explaining the joke in the form of an insult. Wendys and whoever posted it to this subreddit should be ashamed.

Five: Fi - Vah - Two syllables. Nine: NI - Nuh - Also Two syllables. Those who have taken those annoying as fuck English Phonetics classes will agree.

3:30 OH SHOOT ITS ZYZX_ doing a voiceover Nah I’m joking but it’s funny how similar y’alls screams/yells are 4:47 AND HERE IT IS AGAIN

Why is the Angel guarding the cradle, did the family put the small fetus in a cradle? The fetus isn’t all the way developed.

5:34 I honestly thought his face was photoshopped on at first

Why does Jake Paul challenge people outside his weight class to fight?

11:15 Uh... back before Elon made Dogecoin's value go up, that was kind of the accepted internet points for awhile, and everyone kept tipping and got tipped. Then the value skyrocketed, and you could actually use those internet points to pay off student loans. Speaking from experience...

Day 236 of guessing the editor. 0:16 Greg Zhao. Final statement: Kenny?! The worst part is that I had a feeling that it was him a few seconds beforehand, but denied it.

10:40 from what I've heard, Rick Astley get rickrolled pretty f*cking often

1:59 I feel like she would unironically like the results as an animal lover.

4:25 pukicho spotted

2:15 You said that exactly like Jack Black lol

Day 2008 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

Damien is the best emkay narrator, fight me.

10:57 Astley himself has been rickrolled a few times; in an interview with Larry King, Astley stated that the first time he fell for the prank was through an email his friend sent him during the early days of the phenomenon. Rick Astley has been recalled by his own song.

4:32 I like how they bother to censor Pukicho's name despite the fact that if you're on a platform where you can go harass him you probably already know him.

3:09 Isn't barbequing and grilling the same thing?

0:05 the fact the pfp showed a elite dangerous logo is just so funny 🤣

3:57 a European content in their ignorance, thinks that the only thing separating a US state is the Burger chains. Of course. It's the only thing they can talk about since it distracts them from their own "food" they have to eat

14:52 Better version, replace the buns with cake instead of bread, the meat with a fudge like chocalate, and either as a sauce or a filling inside the fudge, Nutella. And spinkles as the seeds on top of the bun.

the mythbusters werent friends???? im screaming, crying, and throwing up rn

7:10 What is the point of censoring this man's eyes? Go ahead, make it make sense.

Thumbnail: She's in pretty good shape for having just thawed out of Siberian permafrost after 210,000 years.

Why does he sound like Gianni Matragrano tho when he narrates

Remzcore remix is the embodiment of 2016 synth rave nightcores that just added louder leads and bass just to have louder leads and bass without actually adding anything new to a song. It has the same feel as the Rockafella Street Nightcore remix and that just sounding like the acid taken at an after grad frat party. I guess peeps just don’t like songs under 160 bpm anymore. Jokes aside, the og is just moody to all hell and that’s why some rave nightcore remix ain’t making it, but breaking it. Especially cause the remix sounds like 4 thousand other rave remixes of moody songs 💀.

3:21, Texas roasts Australia over Olympic Breakdancing. The whole world roasts America over what they think a conscious president is.

0:58 looks like the angel is puking into the cradle i can't stop laughing at it

I think they pronounce the "e" in "fivE" and "ninE" I don't know what they pronounce it *as* because that's stupid, but it's plausible. That, or they got vowels and consonants backwards.

I wish somebody would make a playlist of all the emkay censor sound effects I’ve been looking all over the internet!

As an Aussie, I would pay to have Damien Deepdives Aussie Breakdancing.

0:49 What if the mother was raped? And what if the mother was 10 years old? Why would there be an angel to protect that baby? Where was that 10yo's angel?

He!!! He?!!!! Does the editor know Remzcore? Both a doobus goobus and Remzcore appearance in one video. Shocj.

0:41 I was expecting something like "that marriage is gonna disolve faster than the south"

4:00 there actually is differences,

I recognize that chatgpt insult partially from a Tumblr post. It's about reditt and Instagram taking tumblr posts and pretending they are arxhologists when in reality they just walked into our house and took the center piece from ourbdinner table and went "wow, such a good post. Shame these people died long ago."

Amourant vs a cat? THIS IS THE INTERNET! Of course the cat wins!

04:26 Mmmmm, Pukicho tumblr possst. My favourite!

Yeah I make six figures the six figures: 1038,37€

1 min gang

The guy who is roasted with 'he looks like he has the charisma of a speedbump' at 20:17 looks like Dollarama Paul McCartney cosplaying Donald Trump to me...

8:55 lots of babies come out looking squished, soggy, and confused... give them a couple of months... nearly all will grow out of it 😂

Thanks to spending the past week or so rewatching Grey's Anotomy, 007 has an entirely different meaning

I'm guessing the "2 syllable five/nine" thing is supposed to be pronounced "fee-veh/nee-neh" or something. I would like to assume that English was OP's second language, except they claimed it was "first grade stuff." Either way, Confidently Incorrect. And now, just for funsies... _"Fee-veh, juust lee-keh nee-neh, ees ah word weeth 2 vo-wels seh-pah-rah-ted by ah con-so-nant. Theh-reh-fo-reh, 2 syl-lah-bless. Thees ees feerst grah-deh stuuff."_

Did you know on "The Amazing World of Gumball" cartoon 10:49 series, there is a form of Rick Rolling known as Saxophone Chihuahua? 🤓🤓🤓🤓 I feel fun times

12:25 Anyone else reminded of the Spongebob tanning episode? Yikes.

17:16 I could be wrong, but I think this is a reference to that once Olympic pole vaulter who DQed because his “pole” hit the bar.

If the angel has a crib to cry over that means they probably wanted the baby.

The Aus breakdancing was 100% unserious imo, because who the f*ck decided breakdancing should be an olympic sport? we were absolutely making fun of it, look at her joy!

Fun fact Rick Astley has said himself that people dont stop rickrolling him in email and stuff so that chatGPT roast wasnt wrong

Photographing that lady wasn't cool 3:03. You could tell she didn't want to be photographed.

13:03 if I remember correctly, the "I'm a sneaky snake guy" was in charge of the account during that era