Rating the Games in Rhythm Heaven (DS) 

Production value is obviously very high for this one, I'm impressed you hired so many narrators including esteemed gamer Barack Obama

Id love to see the rest of the games rated like this

As a fan of dog ninja I'm so glad you gave it a ten out of ten! Thumbs up👍

This has ruined every video that uses text to speech instead of recorded commentary because none of them will ever do it as good as this

this video is so based that there isnt even a dislike count on it

17:43 Fun fact: EpixHaxGuy could cause an accidental EAS activation and convince half of the USA why a minigame of a DS videogame is the best.

19:03 Nothing in the Rhythm Heaven series is as epic as that sigma male glare Packing Pests employee: am I a joke to you?

I feel Love Lizards, Love Lab and Crop Stomp should've been the ones with sequels instead of Shoot Em Up, Fillbots, Fan Club and uh...Ice Tray Girls.

I actually do have a theory on why The Dazzles 2 is so similar to the original The Dazzles. In the Rhythm Tengoku Gold Complete Vocal Collection (album of all of the vocal tracks in Rhythm Heaven DS only in Japan), the song for The Dazzles 2 is much longer than what is shown in-game, and my theory is that the developers were planning on using the whole song, like with Fan Club 2, but late in development were afraid it would be way too long and same-y and thus cut it in half. Or it could just be the devs being stupid which is equally likely

the fact that all the text to speech voices are different gives me the imagination of random people giving their opinions about each of the different games just them explaining into a microphone with that text to speech voice about their opinions of the game if you understand what I am saying

"CALL ME A COWARDLY MAO" IN THE CAPTIONS IS KILLING ME DEADASS

1:14 I can't :humanbodypartfractionskull: it's so funny lmaoooooooooo

I love it when the songs are so long the you can divide it into over 7 sections :)

You should consider recording voiceover with your real voice! There's nothing to be nervous about :) Liked the rankings here. Splashdown having reversed Glee Club controls is why I like it. Glee Club's controls always felt unnecessarily unintuitive. Sure, it's funny that the chorus kid is uncontrollably screaming by default, but this difference makes Glee Club unenjoyable to play

I seriously need more rating videos in this style lol

3:06 hello bird! :)

8:59 What a cursed image

What you said about Crop Stomp was true! Sometimes, I think of Crop Stomp and dance while getting weird looks at me.

A great video talking about in decent detail the expertly crafted games of my personal favourite rhythm heaven. Would love to see more done in this style, keep up the good work, and have a nice day.

i love how the tts changes for every minigame

The text to speech voices are quite funny lol 😂 I can recognize a few of them, like Microsoft Mike and the Spongebob voices (Spongebob himself and the French narrator from the time cards, both recreated for TTS 😉)

wow, a tier list I actually agree to everything. great video (and editing, makes me chuckle once in a while), can't wait for tengoku, wii and 3ds tier list in the future :)

6:50 The fastest game in rhythm heaven series is Big Rock Finish C

my favorite part is when the celebrity bonzi buddy voiced it

Your worst opinions were truly on the Big Rock Finish songs Great video!

9:26 omega based

Munchy Monk 2 is goated, thanks for giving it the respect it deserves

i think big rock finish should've been used at the end of the remixes

I don't know why I'm so fascinated and entertained by your own fascination with these games, but I love it

0:37 "The first game is Built to Scale" Yeah, I sure hope it is

These text-to-speech voices make me so nostalgic lmao

As a remix 9 fan I'm glad you gave it a good score. Though I'm disappointed that you didn't show the best part

I should’ve listened to the disclaimer…

obama after we let him be clear: "shoot-em-up has very good vibes"

Krusty Krab: Opinon Zone

2:20 it is fucking impossible on pc so hard to flick the mouse 9:12 mom come pick me up im scared

mayhaps the reason you find dog ninja so boring is because you're playing it the boring way. I always slide my cursor into the crouch position when i hear the cue of the fruit, then flick. Like he has a whole crouch animation and you barely utilize it smh

the remix out of 10 joke made me laugh complete unironically

okay who thought putting girls in an ice tray was a good idea

Muchy Monk 2 is objectively the.

im ngl "watch the male lizard do your mom" got such an unholy laugh from me

i like how with some of the games its easier to get a perfect than a superb because the barelies dont break your perfect on them

The Moai level catch my friends heart to play the game haha

12:16 Remix 8: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!

i didn't need to finish the video after the lockstep rating i was definitely satisfied

Some songs like fillbots rat race catchy tune ninja bodyguard and Sumari slice make me wanna dance i cant explain this feeling but its so good

I wish the remix 5 splashdown segment’s visuals were used for Splashdown 2

The Calvin and Hobbes edit in the Munchy Monk 2 section killed me

I can't believe the rating system was just a setup for that last joke I am actively malding

the mucnchy monk 2 warning gave me a primal fear

Came here for the 10/10 lockstep and wasn't disappointed. I agree with most of the ratings, except moai do wop which I hate so much

The image is blurred to prevent potential spoilers Me:I am safe now

How the hell do you have this many tts voices

I had to skip Karate Man 2 and Glee Club 2 because it was so red that it genuinely hurt my eyes

He included the Timotainment monkey clip how do I like a video twice

Glad to hear you understand that ska makes everything better

completley agree on munchy monk 2.

😂i like how you put SpongeBob ai voice on Remix 2,that fits so well

What text to speech voices did you use and where did you get them?

Missed the opportunity to give Moai Doo-Wop the OK rating.

Here’s what I would rate a few (my favorites so I’m highly biased) Crop stomp: absolute banger, this was one of my first favorites and it still stands in that place today, I love the music, the HMM and the little “okay!” The plants make 9.983/10 Splash down: I absolutely adore the music, I like the idea of the game, and the dolphins are cute 9.977/10 Space Soccer: My favorite game in the series, where do I start? The rhythm is great, I adore the characters, the music, the tension as the song progresses; it’s truly an amazing experience 11/10 Splash down 2: literally all the same as the original Splash down but that BBUU-DRR at the beginning gives it some bonus points 12.672/10 Space soccer 2: 18.7/10 Remix 9: you’ve taken all three of my favorite games in the entire rhythm heaven franchise and put them all in the same remix… need I say anymore? 20/10

the mla format essay at the beginning 😭

With the disclaimer at the beginning I really thought you were gonna lay into dog ninja, kinda disappointed that you just said that you don't like it and that's all.

dj school should have been a solid 10/10 but other than that i agree

My doo-wop, dog ninja, Dazzles and the table tennis one were WAY lower for me, but otherwise very agreeable!

The voices have so little emotion its funny

Gonna have to give this list a hard agree, aside from fillbots 2, moai doo woo 1 and 2, and big rock finish. Otherwise this was spot on

Most based rhythm heaven video I've seen

It's an opinion video however u got barack obama into the mix and spongebob so 9/10 :) Superb

I had a stroke when you said love lab is garbage

17:54 BASED OPINION

Thank you EpixHaxGuy, very cool!

This is the Rhythm Heaven DS discourse I was looking for

right handed karate man weirdchamp

0:11 yo the script is the bee movie script

YES A FELLOW MUNCH MONK 2 FAN

7:57 oddly enough you only have 26 dislikes

There is different voices in here Also 0:55 on the left is adorable 😊

Unfortunate that you didn't give DJ school 10/10, but other than that I'd say I'd agree with most of these opinions!

you think remix 2 ds is forgetable? i didnt even remember the row 2 minigames in fever

Japanese Remix 9 is my favorite. Everytime I play and Space Kickers comes I always say "Down" since that's the cue to tell you it's happening

Are any of us surprised that EpicHaxGuy gave Lockstep 10/10?

Rhythm Heaven in 2050, maybe ?

As a dazzles 2 fan, I feel a little disappointed, but it's your opinion :)

3:42 I seriously believe they should have used the sliding in Rockers 2 instead of that crap with the R button

9:36 whats the song name for karate man? It seems groovy

ah yes the goof sound in Space Soccer reminds me of the goofs found in Thomas The Tank Engine. Also the same reason(Partly) is why i love Drummer Duel, Although i got inspired by a Anti-Piracy video with Drummer Duel, which sparked something, so that Affects the ratings of Remix 4, 8, & 10 for me. Btw, soon, something *Karling* is gonna come.

Lockstep and Munchy Monk 2 are game osts that will follow me to the grave tbh

"I think this game is slightly below average, 6.5/10" ???

i like how these are being rated

6:20 Love Lab is *G A R B A G E.* Just kidding, it's a really good game.

What? I thought these would be “worst to best”

What is with Rhythm Heaven and their love for Tap dancing and monkeys?

I know air board is unique but getting superb on it is freaking hell

finally someone else who doesn't really like dog ninja

I really hate the elephant-homunculi mix breeds in Munchy Monk 2

My favorite : djschool , dogninja , rfh (from big rock finish) , remix 8 remix 5 remix 10 rockers karate man remix 6 My hates : rockstep(but music is good) , rhythm rally,

It’s because splash down one is in now mode in rhythm heaven DS 1

drummer duel is quite funny with the shouting i agree. you have good opinions

Munchy Monk Rocks