Reacting to ‘Siesta Key’ | S1E12 | Whitney Port 

Who else is Team No One? I love watching this show with you all despite having no one to care about.

Timmy’s impression of Alex trying to talk with his mouth wired shut had me rolling 🤣💀 This show is so good and watching it through your reaction videos makes it even better!

"I mean, you look like a Bond villain." Best thing I've heard all week 🤣

“He told me my music sucks” I laughed so hard!!!

I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY FOOD THEN SPIT OUT MY WATER CRYING WHEN TIMMY SAID IN A WIRED MOUTH VOICE “JUST SOME VEUVE!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Proud of Maddison for resisting the impulse to awkwardly smile while confronting Canvas (who is 100% unbearable) 👏🏼😬

Madison is more upset over alex and juliet than her own boyfriend

Kelsey deserved it. Idc. Kelsey is being so dramatic and literally chimed in when Juliette was talking. Kelsey likes to paint herself as the victim and it’s annoying

This show just makes me CRINGE nonstop but the reactions are hilarious! The wired shut jaw makeout was tooooo much!

I am finding it so incredibly hard to follow a story line, where two beautiful, intelligent, charasmatic woman are FIGHTING OVER BRANDON? The dude with a personality of a wet paper towel and IQ of 50? WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAT? LOL

Madisson gives me “not like other girls” energy

Madison really came out of her shell this episode! It was so crazy to see that side of her. She was livid!! But unfortunately i feel she should've been more bothered about her bf and canvas. The girls all ganged up on juliette and i believe its not just about alex but more so jealousy. kelsey playing victim is so old, like i need to see her take accountability!

22:20 “i’ll admit to that because that’s what you heard”. WHAT??! Lol

I have never left a comment before (love you guys tho and watch every vid) but i am HYSTERICAL at Alex trying to have a plot with his mouth literally wired shut. Worth it for these scenes alone.

Alex gives me shrek vibes with the jaw shut lol

I’m just waiting for Canvas to turn her sights towards Alex so she can be christened a Siesta Keys sister wife too. 🤦🏻‍♂️ 👀

😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “she almost hit me” ??? “But she didn’t” lol lol!!!!!

Kelsey is so funny! “I owned up to it and told him.” Uh…no you didn’t? Lol

I continue to laugh hysterically at the face cut outs during the intro hahaha

Oh baby not the Logan Paul sweatshirt.. y’all are the last people I’d expect to wear his merch haha

I still cannot get over the fact that this girl's name is canvas

I couldn’t watch this show without Timmy and Whitney’s commentary.

Hi Whitney! I’ve just started watching your reaction videos to the hills and just want to say thank you, thank you! You and your husband are the best duo to do these and I love you guys! You guys are hilarious and I always sing the intro at the top of my lungs! Keep doing these! They are the best!

I enjoy how the show interchanges the cast as the narrators

Chloe is kind of like the Lady Whistledown (Bridgerton) of Siesta Key...

I’m new to the community and so happy to be here! I’ve been watching The City, LB and the Hills. I just have to say to Whitney that she was a massive influence and role model in my early 20s. I watched The City several times through and it gave me so much confidence to go for the things I wanted in my career and always be gracious, hard working and polite. It had a huge impact on who I am in the work world, and outside. It’s such a joy to see you and your family. Thank you!!

Omg loved this episode! Timmy was spot on the way he impersonated Alex's wired mouth 🤣 and when Whitney pointed out the way Alex said "library " I lost it 😂😂😂😂. On a more serious note, I definitely agree with Timmy, all these girls are hating on Juliette because they were with Alex before and/or still have feelings for him in some way. And Kelsey didn't waste time acting like a victim when Juliette "almost" hit her 🙄

Wasn't sure at first but I LOVE THIS SHOW NOW!!!! SO JUICY!!! I look forward to the reaction videos every week. They're the highlight of my week. So much fun! Thank you!

"He kind of told me my music sucks." Yep. Go with that.

The girls were completely bullying juliette here lol

So happy watching this here instead of Hulu! The face cut outs and commentary have me rolling!

Timmy’s face as Brandon when he was saying “i’M jUsT cOnFuSeD.” 😂😂💀

I loved Timmy’s breakdown of the character motivations! Kelsey, Chloe, Juliette, Madison, Alex….So accurate!! Lol 🤣 Seriously loved that. Sums everything up in a nutshell! Loved the faces popping up too lol 😂

I love how they cut out their faces and put in their faces I die laughing my ass off

I still can't believe Canvas is a real name. I also don't understand how Whit can find Jay, Justin Bobby, Brody AND Alex all attractive. Alex does nothing for me.

god this is so bad like…. probably worst television i’ve seen in a while…… what is with those girls?! why are they so obsessed with juliette?! then to top it off with kelsey BAWLING over nothing!!! oscar worthy, truly 10/10

You should seriously consider doing Made in Chelsea. I have seen up to series 13, I think and it is sooo good. Andy, Stevie, Stephanie Pratt era is great!

Thanks for your BetterHelp ad - the last time you aired it, I was waiting for a first appointment to address my postpartum depression (over a 2 month wait). Your ad reminded me there are resources to fill the gap and I’ve been using it for the past 6 weeks. So glad I did, it’s helped so much; I’m definitely in a better headspace, which makes me a better mama. So, thanks for advertising this resource!

All the scenes with Juliette regarding Kelsey sound like we’re about to delve into a Lifetime movie- when she was telling Amanda about it it sounded like we were about to hear a murder for hire proposition

“Madison’s ready” “How’d you miss all this Garrett” LMAOOOO

Canvas (how is that a name?) feels like an implant by the producers just to stir drama. Seems like she’s fed sentences

20:32 ‘He’s not joining us at our kitchen table to eat fucking cheese… he can’t make it to this tiny tiny party, that we put no effort into’ Hahahah Timmy! 😂

FOR SOME REASON, ALEX IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER LOOKING WITH HIS FCKN MOUTH WIRED SHUT

I dont think anything can make me not Team Juliette, haha.

I feel like Juliette is trying to be Kristen Cavalleri.

I honestly think Chloe is the way she is because of her mom): bullies usually get bullied themselves first. Not excusing her behavior but kinda explains it

I've been watching Siesta Key on PlutoTV, and I have to say, it's not the same without Whit and Timmy

Alex looks like a Bond villain had me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Its when they actually withdraw spinal fluid to test it for various issues. My baby had one at one month old because we had to see if she was fighting a bacterial or viral infection. My dad had one as well and thats how we found out he was fighting a second round of cancer..... ❤️❤️❤️❤️ RIP POPS ❤️❤️❤️❤️

I just found out I have MS at 31 and had a bad spinal tap 🤮 which means they couldn’t get any spinal fluid. I do appreciate this show’s discussion of MS

Love Timmy's reaction when Whitney checks out Alex 😆

The guy wanted to meet with Brandon so he could get on TV... That's it

OK. Juliette: Kelsey is literally doing way less of exactly what you did IN THIS SEASON with Alex. Also you KNOW Garrett was in love with Kelsey and you revenge dated him, so YEAH, he’s still going to have SOME feelings for her, especially when you guys talk about and see her ALL THE TIME. Slow your roll. Madisson: You can do so much better girl. He does not know how to be in a relationship (which I don’t totally fault him for, first gf and all), but still. Every girl deserves a guy who is still going to be respectful of her and have her back, sober or not. Kelsey: Do you REALLY have a right to be this pissed with Juliette? REALLY? We all saw the first half of this season. I am so confused with everyone’s allegiances. They all hang out all the time but alternate between being BFFs and hating each other. My brain hurts 😂

“They maybe produce one song for him” “Then go on a world tour it’s mac lawless” LMAOOOO AAHAHAHAHA

Garret getting mad at Juliette for talking to Alex when he and Kelsey have talks all the time and sleepovers 🙄🙄 he and Kelsey deserve each other. Both are completely ridiculous

Madison getting mad was sooo funny idk why

“I can self control myself” 🤣🤣🤣 omg

I’m confused, are they fighting over the guy with his mouth wired shut?! This is what happens when you watch the 12th ep and have no background 😂

When Timmy said “hey you’re on speaker at the beachhhh ” I spit my drink all over my bed 🤣 I always gotta tell people they’re on speaker bc ma’am filter pls

Tim’s face on Chloe’s body in the intro NEVER gets old 😂

WHIT! I haveeee to know your skincare routine or some of your favorite products! Any type of skincare treatments you get done because honeyyyy your skin is AMAZING in EVERY video! Who needs make up when you’re THIS beautiful!! Show me your waysssss 😩😂

A spinal tap is inserting a long assss needle into your spine to collect fluid to test for various things. I got it done for lyme disease and it was horrible..

OOOH, let's play a drinking game!! Every time we hear "at the end of the day"...;pick your poison!

“Chloe is such a sneaky fuck” “Just looking at everyone’s locations on Snapchat like update” 😂😂😂😂😂

I had an MS scare a few years ago and it was horrible, the whole process and not knowing. As much as i dislike Chloe I feel for her. And a spinal tap is when they take cerebrospinal fluid with a needle from your lumbar (kinda like an epidural but instead of adding medication it takes sample fluid) and it hurts SO MUCH.

I didn't really hear the last conversation between Alex and Gold Digger #1. Could you maybe just edit the sound different or add subtitled next time? Thank you!

This is what i think about the characters lol: Kelsey- what a liar! own your shit please Chloe- Gossip Queen 😂 Juliette- The pretty one who fell for the wrong guys and makes lots of stupid decisions but hey at least she knows unlike Kelsey 🤔 Madisson- the girl who i used to like in the beginning but shows a damnn true color in this season! but hey shes stil the calm one among the others lol Amanda- does not give a damn Garrett- oh boy please dont rush with getting into a relationship if u r confused like Kelsey lol Alex- ladies come on! why? lol theres so many guys out there that will treat you well Brandon- come on, ur confused too lol * Let me know what you guys think too lol 😂

Im so sad for Garrett but I also dont think he was fully in it with Juliette either. It was a good storyline for the show buuuut beyond that idk. Id like to think hes not that dumb

"Just some Veuve" I just died laughing

“Watch out” “Be safe out there in this relationship game” LMAOOO AHAHAHAH

I'm really confused why Kelsey continues to be nice to Chloe when Chloe started the shit with Juliette about spending the night at Garretts

Honestly how was no one cracking up at Alex being upset and trying to confront the group at Chloe’s party with the wired jaw lol

I had a spinal tap when I was in high school. They insert a hollow needle into the base of your spine, and a doctor sits next to you and holds it as still as possible (which is impossible and therefore excruciatingly painful). Every time your heart beats, a single drop of spinal fluid drips through the needle and they collect it into one or more vials. I had two vials filled and screamed bloody murder, no exaggeration, the entire time. The recovery is also horrible. You have to lay down for about a day, and whenever you stand up, such as to use the restroom, you get a migraine.

Timmy this is one of your best episodes yet 😂😂😂

As someone who had jaw surgery in high school and had my mouth shut by elastics (w braces) - Timmy's imitation of Alex had me in tears🤣. And you would not catch me anywhere but my house in that state. Also Juliette kissing him - it's possible he hasn't been able to brush his teeth for time 😷so there's that🙃

“You’re so stupid i CANT believe I have to pretend to like you” LMAOOOO AHAHAHABA

Dying at Timmy's Garret face in the recap.🥲

I loved the old Hills and LB because I genuinely could believe they were real, but this show is toooooo much. Still love your reactions though!

I love these face paste montage thing u guys r doing SO funny!!

When Garrett was talking to his new lady, he slipped. He said, yes I'll admit to her sleeping over because that's what you heard. In other words, ill admit to it because you found out and I can't deny it. So you won't admit to what she doesn't know? Also, blaming her for being upset, blaming her past relationship with a guy rather than the obvious issue, him and what's her face sleep over. Tricky tricky. If you are on the receiving end of some nonsense from a partner and the very first thing they do is say "it's okay you got upset, I understand why you got mad" but taking zero responsibility themselves... you have a manipulator on your hands, intentionally or not. Manipulation is often subtle so pay attention. Don't let someone you know fucked up (whether he slept with her or not) hold your ground, don't let them make you question your sanity in a simple straight forward situation. Be an adult but hold your ground. It's helpful to know different personality types well, I suggest everyone watches and or reads about them and you'll better be able to move through the world. This doesn't mean manipulate others, it means notice these things and it's easier not to be upset if your emotionally invested. Oh and someone who does that, won't be a good lifelong partner, especially if you want kids.

omg best yet, so many laugh out loud moments. ugh you two are just the best

Chloe relationship with her mom 🙄I can’t haha

I was in a car accident about 11 years ago. I broke my jaw and had my mouth wired shut for about 9 weeks. I always worried so much about people making fun of me or thinking I looked weird. Now I know they thought that. 😣

Cryinggggh. Alex sounds like Bane from Batman

I'm so over Alex. When is he leaving? Lol.

Tim is a riot🤣

“You don’t look that free” 😂😂

Pauly and Chloe are major pot stirrers!

Kels was probably shook asf . If you not the fighting type . When u get snatched up. That would shake u up .

Oh god. Kelsey please stop Lol

Smashing like before episode has even premiered 😍

Lmao this episode was hilarious..the "fight scene" 😂😂 I wish these girls would have gone to my Jr high..you got a real beat down if you just looked at a mean girl in their eyes by accident..these girls weren't even fighting and all crying 😆😆

It must be so exhausting for Alex to talk 😂😂

“My fake relationship” 😂😂😂😂😂

Hahaha I already saw the braces part a while ago and I could not wait for the episode with Timmy's reaction. I KNEW I WOULD HAVE A BLAST.... and I did😂

I kinda forget how young they are. I have a lot of empathy for Kelsey. My sons dad has MS and it’s a really horrible disease. He’s only 7 and has to watch his dad get worse and worse. No doubt how she acts is a reflection of her struggling to cope

Does anyone remember the show 8th & Ocean? Use to love that show 🙌🏽

“Chef boyar-BG” “Where did he find these two nerds” LMAOOOO AHAHAHAHAH

Yes whit I thought the same thing regarding when the mom was talking about touring .. it’s like calm down .. this just all seems a little too scripted .. like the mom was definitely told to go in there and bring up the Tour stuff and Madison and blah blah blah.

“He’s not joining us at our kitchen table to eat…fkn cheese…” 😂😂😂