Reading comments about how my girlfriend is too hot to date me 

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Very little joke here haha He's totally my type xP

Markus Reit oh shit no homo:

He’s a 10000000/10 dad. Points were detracted for having a son who doesn’t like Star Wars.

Who’s the voice actor? Jenna?

Jenna is the workout chad 😂😂😂

@@BlazeGamesMC Sean Schemmel, voice of Goku. He became phone friends with him a while back.

Don't forget Chad Pastor

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Indeed

There's alot of nerd girls, HAVE HOPE...

I read this in the exact manner it was supposed to be read. I laughed hard after.

Appreciate the Endgame quote. LOL.

Markus Reit dating is so hard as an overweight goose..

I do! I understood that reference

"You're a dude"

Thor ;D

he is bro chill, but she is also a real gem, she has way more options than him lets be honest, we men are sick she could have any of us, but she chose holden she the real mvp

@@marquism5170 it's a quote bro

You just think about it now since you saw the intro

Not just you. Totally happening. As long as he doesn’t pull a Star Lord and drop his voice a notch 🤣🤣

@@PatrickStewart316 This is my VOIICCEE

@@HoldenHardman I understood that reference

@@claybrockner8773 and I understood that one

ToastedShoes you the real one ?

@¿COSSO? IKR

@@cosso9603 verified, he is

@@ace4548 sorry didn’t see it master yoda/daddy

“I wonder if his pp big” -some comment

Its accurate. Nerds can't get girls. I have experience.

Sean Andrews I mean, his name is Hardman

@@boredom2842 I don’t think he’s a nerd. He’s more of a geek. He’s mad funny and he’s actually a pretty big guy. Everyone acting like he’s some ugly weirdo like come on

Bro did you even read the title?

Matthew Champion that’s not what Holden was saying - that’s what everyone else was saying so he threw into the title

@@OcularAMVs Ah fair enough

@Eric H You're right

I call my wife hot all the time. This comment is misguiding

She had to work out the scientific formula to attract a holden Hardman(insert montage of science stuff

pretty sure to know how Jen gets Holden hard ... man ;-)

honestly they really dont seem to fit together look wise I would be really interested in how they actually came to know eachother because Jen doesnt seem like the type of girl who had any shortage of admirers and Holden doesnt seem like the guy who would be confident enough to just go out of his way and talk up a girl like that. To me it seems more like a "we knew eachother since we were little" type of deal.

@@sirweebs2914 Calm down edgy teen

@@trevorphilips9065 did you get hit on the head one too many times?

Yesssss!

Agreed.

Cyberdemon Mike Somebody’s lonely

Cyberdemon Mike so your fake around people you like ? Lmao

@Prof81Wil Good men look past the superficial just like good women do. Any man hung up on appearances is looking for the wrong things in a partner. Same goes for women who *only* want, say, financial support from a man. I've been rejected before solely because I'm not rich (I mean that made it easy to tell she was a shallow person, but still, it didn't exactly make me feel good about myself). Let's just not try to stereotype the sexes. There are bad eggs on both sides.

As another heterosexual man I find his face objectively attractive. Look at the beard! No homo, btw I have socks on.

LMAO!!!! "It's not all about looks"... yeah, that's exactly what women want men to believe. The actual fact of the matter is, and I'm speaking in terms of the clinical evidence, is that physical beauty matters almost as much to women as it does to men. But it's not that simple either, b/c while men value beauty slightly more than women, men also have a MUCH lower standard of beauty than women, meaning that men will find most women inherently attractive anyway, whereas women will find most men not that good looking, b/c they have higher standards. That's what the data shows, without question. This is why in dating sites/apps, 80% of women go after the top 20% of men. This phenomenon can be seen in loads of areas. You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about, man.

@@SabatSch95 uh huh

Trevon Roberts I mean he’s right but you gotta remember that’s a generalization, and that exceptions exist and can be more common than data shows. Many women are very superficial, but many are also truly kind people who will care about you and respect you and want you for your personality. My gf is living proof. Attractive, loves me for me not just for my looks; she’s the sweetest thing ever and kinda shy. You just have to get to know people , don’t give up hope based on a general statement :)

@@nothisispatrick5691 There was literally a report that came out not too long about about Tinder data, and how men & women rate each other. I don't use Tinder & never have specifically for this reason, as it showed that 80% of women go after the top 20% of men, and other dating sites/apps tell the same story. I think it was something like OKCupid (could be wrong about the name, it definitely had "Cupid" in it though) which showed that women rate 80% of men as "below average" looking, and 0% as "perfect looking", whereas men rate 60% of women as "above average looking" and something like 10-20% (don't really remember) as "perfect looking". In other words, men see women as "more beautiful" then they realistically ought to be on average, but women see men as MUCH worse looking than they really are. You can sit there & pretend like you have the better answer, but the data doesn't lie... I've heard some people point out how OKCupid is infested with weirdo abominations, I honestly wouldn't know... but Tinder definitely is NOT "dominated" by the "uglier" side of the population. It's the full spectrum. I know dozens of (good looking) people (men & women) who are on that site, so the argument that these number only represent the "worst" looking male demographic is completely unsubstantiated. So yeah, this is how dating works. It's how it always has worked. It's just human nature. Heck, it's true all across the animal kingdom: male "prove" himself, female "picks" worthy mate. This affords women a far greater sexual power & pool to select from. Men are far more desperate & more easily satisfied. I don't really get how anyone who understands anything about human sexual selection can say any of this is contentious.

Pretty much

It's low key throwing shade

you must be what they call SHERLOCK.

You are not wrong my good sir

@@kobi-wanaenobi7080 general KENOBI

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No fate but what we make....

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This is important!

Uh oh, do we have another new series 🤔

And Harry Potter

Arval Landore you gave me flashbacks to clerks 2

This needs to get bumped up

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look for women around 32-36, they are ending their party days and wanna settle down, kids, families etc there are a lot of hot girls like that who settle down with plain guys, but please, do test her(and yourself) before you do anything without protection lol

*Metal Gear Solid warning sound*

IMPOSSIBRU

@@GrIFF2497 Omae have no idea what'su possiburu

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I completely agree.

Absolutely.

Technically most of the friends in friends watches are watching for the 5th time

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Same

Same

Me too

I was subscribed before but I really started watching when that series started

Holden is the second coming of jesus

Markus Reit I’ve seen you going around the comment section... do you not understand being ironically Lowkey gay, or are you just really homophobic? It’s a joke bruh, part of the modern “for the boys” culture of younger guys :)

did Jen mean she have no qualities?

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and if you never seen this channel and met Holden at a bar you would know that he was "perfectly handsome, funny, respectful, and seem like an all-around good person" ? Or would you say you had a BF to make him go away? Or perhaps just ignore him fully? please don't lie....if so, how would you find out that he is all those things? That is the problem with most hot girls, if they don't see a guy they wanna have 6 with by the first look, then they don't want to waste time talking to them and find out all these qualities you mentioned.....if Jen and holden were not friendzoned before and learned all these things about him, do you think she would even look twice at him if she was out looking for a guy? Im not saying that "looks is all that matters", but it is when it comes to hot girls as they will never want to get to know the normal guy as they do not have that immediate attraction and that is why she will never find out how great that guy was that she dissed while going home to jump on the DJ pole that night.

@Belnick6666 yep, but you know how RU-vid sycophants are.

He: charming, kind, insightful and genuine. Her: gorgeous, and loves and cares for him. Hm. Ok.

and there it is, that one guy.

"like a fuckin' policeman's flashlight from the 1980s hangin' there."

“I'm the star. It's my big dick and I say when we roll.” - Dirk Diggler

Markus Reit What’s it like being an unironic major piece of shit

He said be respectful. Just because someone’s on RU-vid doesn’t mean they want people speculating about them sexually.

It is...I literally imagined him saying that

Yeah i was thinking that too

Thanks Batman.

You okay?

Exactly. You gotta have charm and charisma. 9 times out of 10 real women (not the THOTS) are intrigued and attracted to that. The guys that are hating are the guys who are only good at talking crap but they aren't man enough to back it up. My dad taught me that real men know the value of earning respect and real women are attracted to that.

@@warriorsfs Couldn't have said it better myself 💯

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So she is a price?

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Must have been Matt x Holden shippers

Then you’re not cynical enough.

Love the last one

Yepp and it also mean that if she had not been friends with him before and learned all his "qualities" she would never even look at him.

And still they are exes, did they cheated on you finnaly?

That’s just messed up. People should be happy with how they are. He’s not fat anyways