Reading The Elder Scrolls Lore be like 

Reading Elder Scrolls lore is like reading an elder scroll.

Once i wanted to check some random lore thing on tes wiki at 1 am and in the end i've ended up with severe sleep deprivation. I regret nothing.

I ran a TES themes Fate RPG and the players just stopped questioning shit after I dropped the "yeah so the world you live in was made as a prank "

what an accurate representation of the descent in to madness that beginning to comprehend TES lore is. I started listening to Fudgemuppet and Drewmora Lore videos about 2 months ago and by the nine I was not prepared.

That guy just achieved CHIM

That one time when you searched a random npc for a quest and ended up reading the complete lore of the elder scrolls.

The entire Numidium arc was fucking metal

When you read that Vivec cut his head off and gave it to Molag Baal to "use"

Bruh, I just finished reading the "Lore:Sex" page on UESP and then I see this video. What a coincidence

People like you are what keeps motivating me to edit for money

Hermeus mora silently erasing a god from known memorry, made a second one into a mad man. Vivec “polishing” and “cleaning” spear colection of Molagh Bals. yeah it is all like a dream 😂

Elder Scrolls 🤝 Warhammer Having the most batshit insane and extensive lore for gameplay that involves smithing 1000 iron daggers and buying little plastic dudes to move around a table

I remember getting a big headache when i did my first deep dive into TES lore. It was a good pain.

How I felt after typing in “does Alduin actually die in Skyrim” into Google and going down a rabbit hole of his role in the Kalpic cycle and his relation to Akatosh and how all other dragons are immortal manifestations of fractures in spacetime

I expected him to make a noise of anguish and fade out of reality

Epic young scrolls true power. Slept on imo

I nevery expected to see Dagoth Jerry sundering Tom the Farm Tool but I am not disappointed at all

omg I'm chimming

TES gameplay: Haha, pickpocket by putting bucket on npc head, ugly npcs, lol funny dialogue TES lore: Dragon's break, Tribunal Conspiracy, Oblivion realms, Dovahkiin, Tiber Septim, Divayth Fyr, Pelinal Whitestrake, Dagoth Ur

I remember how I became an Elder Scrolls nerd: it was so awesome, I just couldn't stop consuming the lore. I played Daggerfall, Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, TESO and read UESP like a holy book. But, in the end, when I studied most of it, I decided that it was a time to switch from TES to smth else for some time. So, 1 year ago I accidentally found out about Warhammer 40K. Now I've lost count of how many books I've already read: I just can't stop again. Well, I'm a lore nerd twice now, haha

When you read the 36 Sermons of Vivec for the first time

True power

Holy shit this is amazing I wanna see a version with the full song tbh this was so great

As a kid in the matrix said, there is no spoon.

Young Scrollz got the Elder Scrolls Jams

Not enough Muatra

Keep them coming, Sera. This one approves.

*_Finds video in feed and randomly clicks without looking_* Oh wow this is pretty banging and hits home alright . . . wait a minute- *_Notices it's Doofz who hadn't popped into my feed in months for some reason_* Oh you sneaky little shit

You don't read Elder Scrolls lore you absorb it.

Kirkbride wrote c0da bc he’s a nerd like all of us who hates todd

Me when I look up something quest specific on uesp and end up reading lore pages for 3 hours

Nearly missed my end of term paper submittal this week because I started reading UESP

How can we describe the old person's favourite activity on internet browser? ... ... ... ... ... The Elder Scrolls

A quick funny read is the An-Xileel Daedric resistance. (That time the Argonians Uno-Reversed the Oblivion Crisis.)

Thank you for the weekly dose of quality meme. And thank you for making me discover that banger of a song!

TES lore is a gift that keeps on coming. In our dumfounded faces. All over the screen and keyboard.

If only there is mod for having a cutscene about pelinal whitestrake history, umaril and ancient ayleids kingdom for oblivion (the system will be like learning dragonrend by using elder scroll) , it will be nice.

The only reason Tes hasn’t been ruined for me is I’ll occasionally just read a piece of lore that breaks my mind and decide “no”

Me reading literally anything by Michael Kirkbride.

yh this is pretty much what lockdown was like for me

My cat gave me some weird drink and then I achieved CHIM while reading the tes wikia. Was a vibe.

This could also solely apply to whatever happened in the time crash

Printed upon the unquestionable, infallible fabric of The Elder Scrolls themselves is not only the what has happened and what will happen. But also the might have and might not have happened. They are infinity themselves, everything is canon. Even the Serana titty mods. Everything has already happened or will happen. It's only a matter of time, and time itself is a construct

This is the best

bro zero summed

Is there any lore source that is ordered chronologically and has described all events that happened there?

When you learn what Vivec did to his kids 😳😳😳

For me it feels like, that the warhammer 40k lore is a child’s book compared to this (in complexity I mean).

Barenziah is why dark elves and women deserve less

Summarizing the Lore: Tamriel is a heaven for racist dudes

Me at 8 seeing slavery and drug trades in morrowind: This is new and interesting! Me reading about the Crusaders elf genocide in oblivion at the age of 11: Fascinating! Me at 21 finding out about what molag bal did to serana and other daughters of cold harbour: (pukes up sweet-roll and Mead)

ES lore is great... So long as you playfully ignore everything Elder Scrolls Online brought onto the table Not because anything they've added breaks the cannon, but just because it's so utterly boring and uncontroversial that it doesn't fit

open source lore

Elder scrolls Lore is *CHEESE*

my face this afternoon after completing the "king of worms" quest on daggerfall real shieeet