Reading your SINFUL osu! Cheater Confessions 

Write your osu! sins in the comment section, amen.

1:40 for those unaware legit cheat is an actual term which refers to cheats that at first glance look like a normal gameplay and are mostly used to give slight advantage

So this is where the community posts go to

I use an illegal technique to set my ar 11 scores, I really shouldnt stay but it, involves me clapping very loud right in front of my face, to make me anxious and startled. I also have to hold my head In the sink under ice cold water (for between 90 to 120 seconds) this is to heighten my discomfort and dread. Being so alert is what allows me to perform as best as possible

Cookiezi Church meetup or COE 2022?

4:36 a fellow full aalt player that cant stand the sight of unequal keypresses i see

Babe (my waifu) wake up new verto upload

Imagine cheating at a circle clicking game.

Their confession is way better than that one former pro korean player intendetly get himself banned by keep using nsfw avatar.

5:52 REEEEEEEEEEE

omg new verto

I got my first 8* pass on Boundary of Space DTHRFL. Kinda regret it now, it wasn't a deserved pass.

im cheating right now and peppy can't do anything about it

Amazing video

Damn so this is the r/osureport graveyard

i feel like im watching a man talking over a sad story

here i go i was a perfectionist since early age. tried to spend the least time getting good grades, and even cry over GOOD grades if it took too much time to prepare for them, because i was not efficient enough. felt obligated to outperform my peers in terms of improvement speed and succeeded most of the time, but i felt like that wasn't enough. i was also extremely attention hungry. that being said there will be no cheats in this story. sept 13 2018 (age 13) - i register for the first time to get better at overwatch, and "have an early advantage over those damn noobs", but my computer couldn't run OW due to faulty gpu. i instantly switched to tablet that i had lying around and never got to playing overwatch anyway. you could say i paid $15 for osu, not for overwatch, but i digress. about 3 weeks later, i realized that there are numbers for country rank on your profile, and that by being in a small country you could have that sweet 1 digit number on your page without much effort (i didn't know that's against the rules). i used free trial of vpn on my phone to register an account in liechtenstein, but i couldn't log in to it for some reason, so i left the idea. i quit the game soon after for whatever reason, but kept watching osu videos and follow top players. then my grandfather passed away and the day after we moved out of our large apartment into a tiny place until new apartment in the city center close to education is bought. we also had to store all of our stuff in boxes so the space was literally like 12sqm for 4 people and the only table was a kitchen table which we took turns studying on amid the exam season (i am homeschooled). needless to say the stress was unreal. so after some time i left to live with my grandma instead, where i felt way more comfortable. there was an old laptop and i decided to start anew to wash away the associations with the past few months, though with mouse because my tablet was somewhere deep in one of the multiple boxes. late feb 2019, i create a new account, iqoou, and start playing on it, despite knowing it's against the rules. that was also the time i was diving into the english internet after getting suddenly more comfortable with understanding the language. i was online for ~12 hours a day, some of that on osu. i tried maintaining 99% profile acc on that account. one sunny morning i got my first 4* pass. an A rank on osu!MEGAMIX low diff. i felt like that is a pretty hard 4* map and given an A rank on it i decided to look into any potential 5 stars. i tried cold green eyes couple times and could almost get it, but then my genius went to osusearch.com and found an HP3 map osu.ppy.sh/beatmapsets/17972#osu/63893 which i passed with 45% acc and my profile acc dropped way below 99%. i tried to urgently fix it and was almost about to calm down after getting a 55% run, but to my despair i saw the dreaded "-0.23%"...apparently that run had enough combo to be in my top plays and thus i lost acc by fixing acc. instead of realizing it will be fixed soon if i just keep playing the game, i decided to multiaccount again to clear my profile. i wonder how my osu! journey would go if i just ignored the acc drop after that i created 9 more accounts in 2 months, all of which had different gimmicks (HD only, HDHR only, long maps only, so on) on one of them i even tried to just play whatever and chill in multis, but quickly realized i am not capable of finding enjoyment in an unorganized playstyle. while thinking of a new gimmick to take on, i would log on to my very first account and enjoy the game by farming for once. late may or maybe early june 2019. finally, it was my time to move to the new apartment. there i logged in to latest of my accounts and played for a bit. at that point i improved a lot and maybe someone in the community reported me because few days afterwards i got restricted. but i didn't multiaccount to seem like a faster improver despite seemingly having the motive. it was not important how others percieve my improvement, i just needed to feel like i am more capable than others or something, so multiaccounting would not satisfy me for that, (i couldn't just lie to myself and believe it!). it was just for the gimmicks and almost habitual everytime anything goes wrong but i did not evade my restriction. i waited out and played offline, though i couldn't play much, i shared a computer with older brother who had a far better reason to use it. i finally appealed and got unbanned on september 6th (i think) 2019. there's an archive instance of it couple weeks laterweb.archive.org/web/20190929072831/osu.ppy.sh/users/13082900. logged on, popped off, set my d.m.c top play which beat all the harumachis and i literally could not beat it even with the farmiest maps but then got dissatisfied again. you see, there were no gimmicks, nothing to maintain. it was not enough for me to just play and improve. the tipping point was when i got my first 200pp play as a B rank on guess who is back beating my respectable for a 6digit 96% d.m.c top play, after which i watched your video on adamqs which came out couple weeks prior and decided to go through with this and multiaccount again, since osu does not keep anything about me and hence to them i am just like a new player and they can't possibly catch me! (dumbass) randomly in a conversation with the only friend who was in on it, osu IDs were brought up, and i decided to get a 16000000 account, Rounded. so i waited couple months and finally registered the exact moment a page with ID 15999999 appeared and got myself that nice ID 16000000. i was so excited that i started playing default osu maps, pretending to be bad so i don't get caught. but then i remembered i was supposed to only play old maps on that account. gimmick ruined literally minutes in, thought i. any sane person would ignore it because these are easy maps and will not matter soon anyway. but i was a perfectionist. the account was ruined. i started playing offline again, occasionally playing on private servers to test my pp ability. soon after i got demotivated. i realized how big of a mistake right to be forgotten was. i started playing way less, until i realized the only chance to play on bancho i have is to log back on Rounded and ignore all the gimmicks again. as much as i would love to return to the first one - that was impossible. i slowly returned and everything started improving again. by april 2021 i was already back to the community and to playing with my actual skill level on bancho. that raised some suspicions though, and i had to make some liveplays to prove myself legit. but that feeling of distrust and inauthenticity haunted me. i didn't wanna seem like a god turbozoomer who improves at light speed, i wanted to BE that god, but it was just an illusion. i also wanted to talk about the entire story because it was pressuring me and i just couldn't interact with people on many osu topics because i had to hide the fact i have played before. i tried to run by multiaccounting once more (it's still up despite me telling about it in support confession), but abandoned it immediately. eventually, even after a popoff and getting my first 500pp on january 10 2022 on gabi's daisuke, i confessed to my friends and to support. i wrote a lengthy text about the story sort of like this one and just like that in early june 2022 i was once again banned... ...weirdly enough, i felt the happiest i have ever been? that got a huge weight off my shoulders and i could now be honest again. but was still sad because i could no longer play online. i hit up gym, started caring more about my appearance, fixed my sleep schedule, improved my social skills, started reading, meditating, cold showers, you name it. my life has improved more in half a year since the ban than it improved in 3 years prior. i do play osu still but it never dictates my mood and barely takes away any time, and i am improving like crazy, finally! i tried to ask if i could ever appeal, but they said that though they appreciate the honesty they can never let me back into the game. i know i dragged myself into that, but... i feel a bit mistreated. i wasn't caught, i confessed, and it is my 2nd ban for multiaccounting which normally implies 6 months before you can appeal. but i got banned forever, while some actual cheaters are almost immune to permanent ban and sometimes get unrestricted even the 4th time. i hope i will eventually get online, and i am not going to multiaccount to achieve that. a whitecat story maybe? who knows. anyway, thanks for giving me a space to write all that. even if it is hardly going to be read by anyone. truly appreciated.

Haha great video 😂

Being six digit is fun 🙃 maybe I should never rank up :)

the day when osu! becomes a religion..

Amen

🙏🙏🙏 wonderful message from our lord and savior 🙏🙏🙏

Lovely.

W video

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just don't cheat breh

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😌

owo

𝔭𝔯𝔬𝔪𝔬𝔰𝔪 😝

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