READING YOUR VOCALOID CONFESSIONS 

POOR LEN😭WHAT ARE YALL DOING TO HIM OMG

alternative title: Len being a victim of fandom for 5 minutes straight

All the Len ones make me question our current reality.

THE LEN PILLOW ONE MADE ME SO SCARED

Why are most of the NSFW confessions len 😭- MY CONFESSION IS THE THUMBNAIL "Meiko can step on me" IS MINE DINDC

i’m jealous of your hair 😭

The person who kept the len doll inside of them for so long- I can’t believe that people do all this shit with these dolls 😭😭😭

my own confession is that my boyfriend is a len kinnie and im a rin kinnie and i think about that at night

A more wholesome confession I headcanon that Rin has a secret horde of plushies that she denies having

I used to fantasize about Kaito being my boyfriend when I was 10 years old. Almost stole a bodypillow of him at a animeexpo HEJFJF

Len's sanity is hanging by a thread

These confessions scare me more than the Vocaloid's Got Talent discussion channel

My friend and I literally have our own religion where we worship the triune God. The God is Hatsune Miku, Hachune Miku, and Shiteyanyo. Of course it's a joke, but if someone didn't know it was they would be very concerned.

For a while, I legitimately thought that Vocaloids were real people taken hostage and forced to sing.

My vocaloid confession: I thought the main vocaloids were a family: meiko and Kaito were the parents, luka was the aunt, Len and rin were the twins and Miku was the oldest child. Why? I don’t know

My vocaloid confession Now get ready for this because this will absolutely disgust you I used to pronounce Miku’s name as “Hatsoonee Meekoo”

Imagine having a perfect hair like minnemi but you can’t afford it 😔

WHY is it always len he looks like a literal toddler 😭

Vocaloid confession: Gakupo, Meiko, and Luka could step on me and call me little bitch and i would apologize for dirtying there foot

My confession: I used to think every single vocaloid song was connected and at one point I spent almost an entire month trying to listen to as many songs as I could and make a theory that linked them together.

UPDATE - YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO UNDERSTAND THE FEAR OF HEARING 'holy lance explosion boy?' BEING CHUCKLED FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM THEN THE SONG BEING BLASTED FROM THE PS VITA AND,, I got my dad into project diva. he downloaded english patches etc and has talked about enjoying reading the lyrics, sounds fine. problem is he has diva x & f2nd. problem is they have holy lance explosion boy, gigantic otn, romeo & cinderella, etc. I lay awake at night wondering how much he's seen.

"Some of these are going to be nsfw" Literally 35 seconds in: "IS THAT JAPANESE PORN?" Also, **Who doesn't want Meiko to step on them?**

im gonna need the “gakupo yum” confession for 10 hours

genuinely the len confessions just had me going "what" the entire time i'm just like "HUH????" the whole time

My friend really likes Len... If he saw this he'd probably- Idk what he would do but my Vocaloid confession lets go: - I used to pronounce Fukase as "Fuck-ace"

my confession: when i found out some japanese guy married hatsune miku i immediately googled if anyone had married len yet

These confessions are just bruh moments on bruh moments. *I fucking love it*

When I was 7 I forced my mom to take me to work with her (she’s a nurse) because my sister told me that Miku would perform Love Colored Ward at the hospital. When she obviously didn’t, my sister told me that I just missed the performance, and I started crying. My brother then said that he got to see her perform it, and showed me footage of Miku performing Love Colored Ward in an actual concert. I started crying even harder.

I need to cleanse my mind after this

I once had a dream that I had Miku's hair on my head and I had to bring it back to her LMAO Why did this get so many likes 😎😂

i used to be obsessed with kiyoteru to the point that i'd insert myself into my olikase fanfics just so i could interact with him. im a lesbian.

How many people had a crush on len i-😭🤚

Here's a holy Len confession I simp for Len, but in a way where I just want to hug him forever because he seems like a good hugger 😭

yall do not need access to any sort of len figures who knows where they'll be put

This makes me question If I really like the Vocaloid fandom or not- Yet I want a part 2 👁👄👁

minnemi is that one quiet kid who cursed behind their guardians back

So my dad has this issue with reading names when he'll give up saying the name halfway through and say it's something else. For example: Him trying to say Hatsune Miku comes out as Handsome Mike

Frick I missed another survey because my device doesn’t show community post 🥲

THE LEN CONFESSIONS ARE GENUINELY SCARY

Vocaloid Confession: SeeU will always be one of the best voicebanks ever made.

Confession: When I was 14, there was a Len cosplayer that I really liked. He was in my age too, so I had a crush, but I never talked to him. But when I was at an anime event with my friends, he was there too and I saw him in the RPG/game room, I told my friends that I liked him, so my friends started shouting this at him, the whole room was ”????" and Len just looked at me and did 👍 I even left the Facebook vocaloid group that he also participated in

Confession: once my teacher caught me replaying Fukases scream in the lost ones weeping like ten times before she made me realise she was watching 💀💀 I WAS LITERALLY BENDING OVER IN EMBARRASSMENT

Only Kagamine Len can be the subject of so many fantasies from his fans

OMG HALF OF THESE CONFESSIONS ARE ME 😭- *these len confessions are getting out of hand*

Why is nobody speaking about the first one? They intentionally shipped Gumi and Len coz they thought they were siblings. Yuck!

I have a confession: I have a Vocaloid addiction.

The worshipping Miku confession made me into a tea kettle

My Rin figure is staring at me as I watch this... And due to the amount of Len Related confessions I either have to stay out of my room for a month or I need to call an exorcist.

MY VOCALOID CONFESSIONS (EW) ; When I first joined the community, I had a mega gay crush on V3 Flower, SeeU, and Rana. I was literally 5 back then, and little did I know that Rana was 0 years old, SeeU's VP was arrested, and Flower's VP isn''t revealed. ; I first found out about Piko 3 years ago, I thought he was a girl so then I had a crush on him and started drawing him with bewbs. ; I read Yukari doujins when I'm bored. PLS MURDER ME ; I had a dream where I drowned Fukase and Len in the Pacific Ocean while I was being chased by the FBI. ; I found out that Rin existed because I found her in a hent41. ; I used to think that Miku was real because of the concerts, and I was wondering why she could breathe with that small of a nose. I WAS 5 PLSSS ; I had another dream where I french kissed Talk Flower in an airplane for no reason.

This one time when I was 14 I had a school project where I had to find an allusion in media and present it to the class. I had hansel and gretel and I made an entire stop motion video of some of the crypton vocaloids acting out Hansel and Gretel and justified it with that one mothy song. I got an A on the project and the teacher said it was the best in the class

Alternate Title: Minnemi being concerned for Len's safety for nearly 6 minutes straight

Vocaloid Confesion The first piece of vocaloid content ive ever seen is a crappy mmd animation of a fake character trailer for hatsune miku in smash bros, not as wild as the others but still interesting

You know I tell myself “Yeah the vocaloid fandom is very wholesome and chill most of the time” and now you’ve come to shed the truth I’ve tried to deny lmao

Conclusion: Len is a source of sin and he must be stopped

Len stans are really something else I swear

Me and my sister literally used to worship Miku and Rin respectively. It's somehow still strange that everywhere we go there is always a Miku or Rin related thing that come across us and I'm still scared about it

The stress you’re going through is wafting off my screen. I am so sorry.

Why are most of them Len, that kinda alarms me *sobs*

YOOOO I SUGGESTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM 😁😁😁

Len must have a lot of restraining orders 😳

i shat my pants reading those confessions especially the weird len ones i wonder how len feels tbh dhfsgfksd

Confession: I've gone on sites where they archive pictures that are hard to find or deleted, and this one was translated. The comic was of Fukase, Piko, Len, Oliver, and Gachapoid (is that his name-?). The comic was literally them discussing if they were shotas or not and I didn't know how to feel about it. "Shota is like if you look good in shorts or not" - Piko

I should have sent this in, but my grandad (who is around 65 years old) really loves that one kaito song called "ashes to ashes" and me and my mum would watch the MV in project diva and laugh our asses off at all the vocaloid dolls as he enjoys the song.

Two of my confessions are: I used to think Hatsune was pronounced Hatsoon I used to think vocaloid was an anime

My vocaloid confession:i thought that every non-cryptonloid singer was utauloid since i thought hatsune miku only existed as a game and nothing else

Petition to put Len into therapy 🖐😭✨

Barely 2 minutes and I can see regret on her eyes

I thought this would be way longer than 5 minutes

I though vocaloid was a anime so i searcherd "Vocaloid ep 1" on youtube and found a fan-made mmd series that i took as cannon for almost a year until someone said to me there is no cannon and i discovered anyone could make a MDD animation.... yeah.

when my little brother was born I was a super otaku and all my name recommendations I gave to my mom were anime etc.., she ended up naming him Luka LOL

I don't know how it happened, but somehow the confession about finding Fear Garden "soothing" was THE least weird one here. Good job guys(?)

My confession: I when I was little and I would listen to a vocaloid song that didn't have subtitles I'D MAKE UP MY OWN LYRICS

I used to think all vocaloid songs where made by the same person with the help of diferent artists, that's why the pv's didn't look the same lol

Vocoloid confession: before I knew what vocoloid was I started watching videos with “project diva” in the title, so I only knew it by that. (I believe the first one I saw was worlds end dancehall or secret police but it doesn’t really matter lol) and I thought that it was an anime where the characters sing and magically change clothes in order to fight a villain or something.. I’m very disappointed in my past self 😔

Most of these confessions is so scary-

3:31 dear lord. what is that heinous thing

All the nsfw len confessions are actually concerning

I used to feel guilty and creep for having a closeted crush for Kaito and collect hundreds of pics of him without tellin to anybody After see this video and the Len simps confessions i am like: uh, never mind...

I editied mikus head onto a picture of god, printed it out and framed it. She watches me sleep

my confession: i wrote a gakupo x kaito fanfic where kaito ate ice cream off of gakupo's body that is still on wattpad i was like 13 and closteted as hell

Minnemi I doubt that you will see this comment, but ever since I have found your channel my life has been SAVED I have learned SO MUCH about Vocaloids/Utauloids/Fanloids and I have discovered so many new songs and overall been very entertained so THANK YOU

"I'm back with a new video that you didn't subscribe for" THAT'S WHERE YOU WRONG SIS-

I used to think there were more Kaito fangirls than Len fangirls, but it seems like that's not the case-

I have a Pintrest board called "Reasons to Live" and it has nothing but pics of Len, Fukase, Piko and Oliver T-T

“Gakupo yum” is a mood tbh It’s self exposing hours, bois

Sis ur bedroom is ✨amazing✨

I'm concerned for some of these people's wellbeing

My confession isn't too bad... I think Hatsune Miku looks cuter while wearing the 'Pink Under-Rim Glasses' accessory. I had that combination in about ever song for years until I got sick of it. Still use it from time to time though.

A lot of these were Len and I DON’T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT! O_O AND I THOUGHT MY CONFESSION OF KISSING MY TWO LEN PLUSHIES WAS WEIRD, PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY SCREWING HIM AND HE’S 14

*these len confessions are getting out of hand*

Me: "I wonder how the vocaloid fandom is doing..." Someone: *"I stuck a Len figure where the sun don't shine."* Me: "NEVER AGAIN!"

Here are some on my confessions/ opinions: - Every cryptonloid's NT voicebanks suck - I used to pronounce miku's hame "hat-SOON miku" until i found out the correct pronunciation - When i was in my gacha life/ club phase, the majority if the character slots are just recreations of project diva modules but with the games clothes instead (i even used to put small descriptions for the characters that are honestly very cringe) - Calna ca still terrifies me - I like the live concert versions of songs (like when i don't like a song at first, but i like it after listening to the band's version of that song) - I used to keep my love for vocaloid hidden from my family (mainly because of the thought of getting judged in negative way) - I now hate my old classmates more thanks to miku. They saw me watching a concert video and immediately told one another about it and laughed at me (they might be the people that think that anime or any music that isn't trending on tiktok sucks and thought i was the classmate who has waifus and spends his time on only watching anime) - I like miku's PSP model more than her dreamy theater/ future tone model - I used to vibe to pomp and circumstance without knowing the english lyrics (only give away to me at the time was the moans on the start-) and now that its in project sekai, i can no longer look at it the same

this probably isn't that weird of a vocaloid confession but uhh i drew kaito nsfw in class. like it was as full on lewd and i have to avoid in my notebook when looking for my notes that's it. that's the confession. that was a week ago.

My vocaloid confession: Before I got into vocaloid I thought they were real people but people just draw them like that and I was confused when my friend said miku is not a real person

When you go down the mmd porn rabbit hole you can never go back. Everything is SO WELL DONE it's fucked up.

the first time i saw vocaloid was when my cousin had ievan polkka playing and i was like " is that spanish music"

Now all the "Len is a pervert" headcanons make sense

THIS WAS NOT THE RIGHT WAY TO WAKE UP, I REPEAT, THIS WAS *NOT* THE RIGHT WAY TO WAKE UP!!!!! On another note, this is extremely cursed but I laughed so much that I wonder if the price to pay for happiness is weird NSFW vocaloid confession. Also Meiko can step on me

I have a confession...a normal one... Back when I was new to Vocaloid (which was about an year earlier), I watched your (un)helpful guide to Vocaloid video as it got in my reccomended and your top 100 Vocaloid songs video. Those 2 videos helped A LOT. After that, I always saw u as 'that person' (ya know) Then I checked out your channel and watched your other videos which helped me get into Vocaloid even more Up to this day I still LOVE your content and I watch them everyday ;D In short, I just wanted to say.. THANK YOU SO MUCH MINNEMI!!! Thx for everything..you were such a big help to me

the Len confessions-