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Real Fighter Pilot on How to use the Bathroom in an F-16 and F-35 

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@cfwin1776
@cfwin1776 3 года назад
They put their waste in missiles and fire them toward their enemies.
@laftiskuno1357
@laftiskuno1357 3 года назад
hm, the enemies may capture the waste, recycle them for their jet fuel:)
@monandlon1
@monandlon1 3 года назад
That's technically a bio-warfare war crime lmao
@laftiskuno1357
@laftiskuno1357 3 года назад
@@monandlon1 yup, one stinky business :)
@monandlon1
@monandlon1 3 года назад
@@laftiskuno1357 just realized my comment said "was crime" instead of "war crime". I hate auto correct
@misterx8014
@misterx8014 3 года назад
Lol😂😂😂
@deadlyoneable
@deadlyoneable 3 года назад
I need one of these for when I drive around Detroit. Cause there’s no way I’m getting out of my car there.
@Soumesh0
@Soumesh0 3 года назад
Can't have shit in Detroit.
@photosynthesis69
@photosynthesis69 3 года назад
If you’re that afraid you need Jesus or something. I been to Detroit many times. I almost moved there a couple years ago. Worst comes to worst you can go downtown. Downtown Detroit is cleaner and “nicer” than a lot of other middle or even major cities I been to and have done a good amount of traveling around the US. I didn’t see all of Detroit and I know there’s bad parts but there’s bad parts of all cities basically. I always tell people that those documentaries and videos that some people have seen are not representative of Detroit as a whole. Those people purposely drive to the parts of town with the abandoned and burnt down buildings and don’t show how nice downtown is or the other nice areas.
@deadlyoneable
@deadlyoneable 3 года назад
@@photosynthesis69 it’s just a joke, my dude.
@siradjjager
@siradjjager 3 года назад
@@photosynthesis69 no its a trap
@poppaganja3793
@poppaganja3793 3 года назад
Why not that's the best place to get a ration of crack
@aminto9448
@aminto9448 3 года назад
I was really hoping there'd be some contraption that recycles your turds by launching them at enemy combatants.
@H.R.King.
@H.R.King. 3 года назад
That would be funny to witness. Enemy; oh no we seem to have faeces smeared over our window
@kkgt6591
@kkgt6591 3 года назад
Lol
@Spidouz
@Spidouz 3 года назад
That’s really a shitty idea.
@Biggles2498
@Biggles2498 3 года назад
They did that in WW2 where Avro Lancaster Crews would crap into buckets and dispose of them during bombing runs through the hatch.
@pierreb2320
@pierreb2320 3 года назад
They have a device like that on the F22 Craptor...
@copkhan007
@copkhan007 3 года назад
I am sitting on the toilet seat watching this and suddenly toilet seat feels like a Rolls Royce.
@cdpgbc-mw2kz
@cdpgbc-mw2kz 3 года назад
Tariq Khan....too funny, so true.
@peteryeung111
@peteryeung111 3 года назад
That's gross dude, don't bring your phone or ipad to take a dump. 💩😜
@akkbuilders
@akkbuilders 3 года назад
Mine has a bidet, also my bathroom floor tiles are bulletproof. I’m also sitting on it, but a bit cold, wish I had Installed one with a seat warmer. I should switch water supply to hot in the winter time.
@Dbay8898
@Dbay8898 3 года назад
Same. Lol
@pflugervilleprince
@pflugervilleprince 3 года назад
Same I’m not joking.
@AgiDaKinG
@AgiDaKinG 3 года назад
Now gamers will be wondering how they can get one of those vacuum piss bags
@outdoors-gs9td
@outdoors-gs9td 3 года назад
the rest will due what they due,,,, sit i n it and keep playing! lol kids play games, cool, when my age and cant pay bills but get the latest soon as hits the shelf! bs
@darthslackus499
@darthslackus499 3 года назад
As a gamer I'm a big fan of the Mountain Dew 2-liter bottle and funnel under the desk method.
@yt-qw6gm
@yt-qw6gm 3 года назад
Try one of those small wet vac!
@outdoors-gs9td
@outdoors-gs9td 3 года назад
@@darthslackus499 im not into coffee but i due the DEW!!! lol
@g43654
@g43654 3 года назад
And then you hear the news someone in China died playing 3 days straight.
@JustH3LL_
@JustH3LL_ 3 года назад
I just assumed they didn’t use the bathroom at all when in flight
@alecjones4135
@alecjones4135 3 года назад
@Max Spies wow. Did you watch the video too?
@andrewt.5567
@andrewt.5567 3 года назад
They need to be able to flex their legs and core muscles pretty hard for heavy G force. Is not ideal to have a full bladder during that.
@kiwimon3204
@kiwimon3204 3 года назад
@TheQuarterback:OutofthePocket lol 🤣
@-ABC-
@-ABC- 3 года назад
Just not possible, at some point in a pilots career they will have to use the bathroom while in flight. If major wars happen they will be on longer flights, and they'll already have the ariel urinating experience needed on the go.
@JD-ns9mr
@JD-ns9mr 2 года назад
I would just go In my pants “Dumb and Dumber” style
@thelowmein9143
@thelowmein9143 3 года назад
Imagine being the poor E-1 airman who has to empty the bag, “THIS wasn’t on the recruiting poster!”
@1998Disturbed
@1998Disturbed 3 года назад
They make the pilots do it
@haydensylva5452
@haydensylva5452 3 года назад
Pilots take care of their bags, the issue is when one bursts in flight and the jet codes out for it, THEN some poor airmen is probably cleaning it
@1998Disturbed
@1998Disturbed 3 года назад
@@haydensylva5452 that's a good point lol
@PlasmaCoolantLeak
@PlasmaCoolantLeak 3 года назад
@@haydensylva5452 Only the E-3s and below. 😁
@haydensylva5452
@haydensylva5452 3 года назад
@@PlasmaCoolantLeak yeah, airmen lol
@justgoodmediaco
@justgoodmediaco 3 года назад
I can see this video getting millions of views. This is one of those late night RU-vid questions lol. Awesome video.
@Pro09video
@Pro09video 3 года назад
Who else is here at night?
@assuming_one45
@assuming_one45 3 года назад
It will get millins. everyone's getting recommended now, I think.
@spaceskipster4412
@spaceskipster4412 3 года назад
Yep, this was recommended after an Alex Honnold video about the same topic. 😄
@Bozinian
@Bozinian 3 года назад
Bro !!! Lol it's late night I don't even know how I got here
@pastlifeofficial
@pastlifeofficial 3 года назад
Welp... Almost there...
@nestoramado9680
@nestoramado9680 3 года назад
The pilot land on his base, goes to the bathroom quickly, and returns to its plane to continue.
@DonVigaDeFierro
@DonVigaDeFierro 3 года назад
Would be easier if they could land on any available plot of land and just dump the load on a nearby tree.
@VisibilityFoggy
@VisibilityFoggy 3 года назад
This actually happens in Naval Aviation rarely if it's a true "emergency." A guy will ask to go around, land, run in and hit the head, then come back to the flight deck.
@perseusarkouda
@perseusarkouda 3 года назад
...only to find out his aircraft was stolen!
@f2004-r9j
@f2004-r9j 3 года назад
@@perseusarkouda but it is in army protection
@carlarams8206
@carlarams8206 3 года назад
He Returns to his , Plane ✈️ , Not it's plane ?!?!!!?!😱😳🤔🤔
@cooperlavoy3883
@cooperlavoy3883 3 года назад
Imagine you're taking a piss at like 15,000ft and you hear a missile coming at you
@mckayz33
@mckayz33 3 года назад
sweat and piss starts flying everywhere.
@batbat4347
@batbat4347 3 года назад
Electronics go oh shit I’m outta here
@juliansaiz5714
@juliansaiz5714 3 года назад
Now you got to shit lol
@batbat4347
@batbat4347 3 года назад
JVC DISPATCH there’s like a warning
@batbat4347
@batbat4347 3 года назад
And it makes a noise in the cockpit
@kylieTXgirl
@kylieTXgirl 3 года назад
I was stationed at MCAS Beaufort, SC and worked in the Powerline shop in the F/A-18 unit i was attached to. One day, we are in the hot pits refueling a Hornet when a pilot motioned for my friend to come over to the plane. He raised the canopy slightly and tossed down a bag which my friend caught. He walks back over to his station at the fire extinguisher and I look over to see him tossing the bag back and forth between his hands like it's a toy or something. I finished fueling the Hornet and marshalled it out of the pits and walked back over to my friend, who by this time is still tossing the bag around and having fun. The look on his face when I told him what was in that bag he was playing with was simply priceless! It's been 25 years since that happened and it still make me laugh.
@lynxb8300
@lynxb8300 3 года назад
lmao 🤣🤣
@ketchuplover3197
@ketchuplover3197 3 года назад
Tanker: ok pilot I am filling your jet's tank Pilot: ok then I release my tank now
@ericaclark9273
@ericaclark9273 3 года назад
WOW
@hauptfachhauptfach6202
@hauptfachhauptfach6202 3 года назад
Hold on tanker i need to stuff a bag up my ass to take a big shit
@johnpeasant7859
@johnpeasant7859 3 года назад
So, when finished doing #2, do you radio "Bombs Away" to the group?
@vbl572
@vbl572 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@ronc9413
@ronc9413 3 года назад
He didn’t say anything about #2 or #3 😱😱😱
@ronc9413
@ronc9413 3 года назад
@JAG What is your problem? 😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬 The guy joked about #2 and I just mentioned the pilot didn’t say anything about what pilots do if they have to go #2/#3.
@ronc9413
@ronc9413 3 года назад
@JAG 🤣🤣🤣 you’re a douche bag
@ronc9413
@ronc9413 3 года назад
@JAG Why don’t you STFU 🤬🤬🤬 Jerkoff a**hole!!!
@Shield_Wolf91
@Shield_Wolf91 3 года назад
RU-vid recommended is wild. I would have never questioned this. I’m glad I know now for some reason
@fastica
@fastica 3 года назад
So, basically you pee when the tanker is peeing in your fighter.
@bobbycone2
@bobbycone2 3 года назад
Peeception.
@allanr6132
@allanr6132 3 года назад
Next time I'm on a long roadtrip I'm just going to blurt out "race horse"!!
@johno9507
@johno9507 3 года назад
Hope your childhood road trips were better than mine. Me: "Dad, stop I'm busting!" Dad: ....just keeps driving. ...10mins later... Mum: Are you going to stop, he has to go!! Dad: ... "There's a town coming up in 100kms." ....and hands me a rubber band.
@tripsandsalsa9519
@tripsandsalsa9519 3 года назад
@@johno9507 mine would pass me a bottle. One of those skinny coke bottles usually. Always had to hope you judged volume well.
@driven01
@driven01 3 года назад
@@johno9507 I would tell my dad "I've gotta pee" and in his wisdom he tried to do a Jedi mind trick (long before Star Wars) "no you don't" #DadFail
@jackrogersjr.4014
@jackrogersjr.4014 3 года назад
My dad would just pull over and then my mom would open the passenger doors and I’d pee between the doors.
@dmaxm2498
@dmaxm2498 3 года назад
Doesn’t everybody already say that they gotta piss like a race horse when they have to pee on a road trip?!
@notasovietspy8008
@notasovietspy8008 3 года назад
Imagine reaching for the zipper and you accidentally hit the middle eject button
@ChiDraconis
@ChiDraconis 3 года назад
I think there is this large handle which you would have to pull on with both hands or otherwise is not mistaken for that
@bobbycone2
@bobbycone2 3 года назад
Launched into the air at 20,000 feet with your dong hanging out while a multi million dollar jet goes crashing to the ground......good times.
@roczz2976
@roczz2976 3 года назад
@@bobbycone2 your comment should get 1 million likes lol
@ezra5387
@ezra5387 3 года назад
@@bobbycone2 lmfao
@stevethomas760
@stevethomas760 3 года назад
Thanks for the information. Had a uncle, Tommy Brown, who flew the F 105 in Vietnam and I think the F104 at some point. I have so many questions that I could ask but unfortunately he passed at the age of 38 from a stroke. Always thought it was a crying shame after all of the flying and die so young. Enjoyed the video and look forward to seeing more, thanks
@tonym2513
@tonym2513 3 года назад
These are the real stories I came for. I’ve always wished I could stand beside a flight deck like I’m at nascar, with a cardboard sign that says ‘honk if you shit your pants’. One of these days...
@brianpomeroy4712
@brianpomeroy4712 3 года назад
Thank you for your service. You are all heroes. Amazing job
@chaozeffect1841
@chaozeffect1841 3 года назад
One of those things that you never thought you really wanted to know until you see the title in a you tube clip 😅 Thanks for sharing sir!
@harrypayne7468
@harrypayne7468 3 года назад
Glad to see their’s an easier option for female pilots. Can’t imagine they’d have much fun the old school way!
@jamesconlon8429
@jamesconlon8429 3 года назад
they'd probably need a she wee
@Flyingwalrus42
@Flyingwalrus42 3 года назад
What happened to equality
@Mark_Tschetter
@Mark_Tschetter 3 года назад
Where did equality go?
@Visitwarriorbulliescom
@Visitwarriorbulliescom 3 года назад
@@Flyingwalrus42 there's never been such thing called gender equality and never will be
@MaddogJones
@MaddogJones 3 года назад
Depends...
@Thetequilashooter1
@Thetequilashooter1 3 года назад
I always wondered, but never had the nerve to ask.
@Thros1
@Thros1 3 года назад
What does that even mean 🤣
@Archer28M
@Archer28M 3 года назад
@@Thros1 Whay are you asking dumb qestion?
@seewhyaneyesee
@seewhyaneyesee 3 года назад
Such questions are not supposed to ask with a nerve, rookie.
@Thros1
@Thros1 3 года назад
@@Archer28M how do can your nerves be so non existent that you can't ask a question over the internet, maybe use your brain!
@sam8742
@sam8742 3 года назад
Go to quora it's been asked 50 million times lol
@Sorrywhytescaresu
@Sorrywhytescaresu 2 года назад
Thanks for the insight Sir and thanks for your service, both are much appreciated!
@loose-arrow-garage
@loose-arrow-garage 3 года назад
I was a Crew Chief on f-16's for many years so I'm familiar with the cockpit. I know of at least a couple instances where the pilot of an F-16 had to eject while trying to use a "piddle pack". In sometimes a pilot would unbuckle the seat belt, scoot forward and raise the seat in order to get in a position to fill the piddle pack. If the pilot is not careful the seat belt buckle will become wedged between the seat and the control stick. As the seat is raised it jams the stick in a full right roll sending the aircraft out of control without time to recover. The only option left is to eject with your penis hanging out!
@ParkerUAS
@ParkerUAS Год назад
I'm a little confused on how this occurs in a F16. The 16 has a side stick control (as does the 35), so what you are describing doesn't really make sense to me. I could see thos in something with a center stick such as the 18.
@AllAmericanGuy01
@AllAmericanGuy01 Год назад
I knew you were full of shit from the first sentence.
@TheFarmanimalfriend
@TheFarmanimalfriend 3 года назад
I am drinking a beer and wondering, WTF?. Can't believe they don't have a system to throw supersonic turds at the enemy.
@wanafly12
@wanafly12 3 года назад
that would be a pretty shitty fight wouldn't it?
@westonntx932
@westonntx932 3 года назад
Badum crash
@tomdavis3488
@tomdavis3488 3 года назад
LMFAO 🤣🤣
@skoll_2024
@skoll_2024 3 года назад
I’m drinkin beer wondering if I’ll make it to the end of this video.
@myopinonz
@myopinonz 3 года назад
Just wear a darn diaper, my kid still functions normally with that thing hanging to the ground.
@souloftheage
@souloftheage 3 года назад
Only NASA sends astronauts up in adult diapers. As a nurse I can tell you those things can hold gallons and still feel dry. But nobody wears one as its not macho enough.
@chucktowne
@chucktowne 3 года назад
@@souloftheage Diapers are a common product bought by the Marines.
@qbanz00
@qbanz00 3 года назад
Yeah but who wants to go thousands of mph with shit smeared up their ass ? Lol
@perseusarkouda
@perseusarkouda 3 года назад
Imagine the enemy shooting down a plane and discovering the pilot is wearing a diaper...
@mosquitobrainbutcool
@mosquitobrainbutcool 3 года назад
@@perseusarkouda That would really help them out with their propaganda
@ImadZeryouh
@ImadZeryouh 3 года назад
This explains jetfighters crashing, Imagine u spill and u start panicking lol. Guys know what I talk about.
@fortuneinternationalsemina3461
@fortuneinternationalsemina3461 3 года назад
Thank you for sharing this information. I reside in the flight path of Luke AFB in Arizona and have always thought to myself this very question. While talking to pilots on Luke AFB they never really get around to answering the question except for saying they are very creative. Thanks for sharing. Fly Safe, MSG (RET) Fortune 32 Years Veteran. Thank you for your service.
@orlandoengland9184
@orlandoengland9184 3 года назад
Indeed, those cockpits are very small! I'm 6'4" @255lbs. and had the pleasure of getting into the cockpit of a F-16 many years ago. However, I was told right after coming out of high school that I was too tall and big to become a fighter pilot unfortunately. Maaaaaan, that was one of the WORSE DAYS OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!😯😟😖😞😭
@HasardLee
@HasardLee 3 года назад
Sorry to hear that. They've made the F-35 cockpit bigger, to accommodate both larger and smaller pilots
@orlandoengland9184
@orlandoengland9184 3 года назад
@@HasardLee You gotta be kidding me right!😕🤣 Well, if I could only turn back the HANDS of TIME Sir but, GOD BLESS YOU and thank you soo much for the reply! 🙂🙏🏽👌🏾👍🏾💪🏾💛💯
@simonpeart7981
@simonpeart7981 3 года назад
@@orlandoengland9184 I know how you feel, spent a week as a 16 year at RAF Cranwell for work experience back in 1998, dreamed of being a fighter pilot all my life, and was told I’m too tall to ever be a pilot, one of the worst days of my life. I’m 6’5 and saw my height as a curse for a long time after that.
@orlandoengland9184
@orlandoengland9184 3 года назад
@@simonpeart7981 Indeed Sir, I'm so sorry to hear this and yes, it was quite HEARTBREAKING news but, I guess some things aren't meant to be in life. I STILL love to go to the air shows and fantasize about what could have been though. 😄👌🏾👍🏾💛💯 However, you have a good day my friend and be BLESSED!🙏🏽😇
@munin2249
@munin2249 3 года назад
@@orlandoengland9184 who told you that you are too tall and big to become a fighter pilot? The recruiter?
@carlwheeler3403
@carlwheeler3403 3 года назад
Great video !! I was fortunate to be a part of the Research and Development team at General Dynamics on the F-16 Block 40 and Block 50 generation of aircraft. It was cutting edge at the time but its probably pre-historic now. At the time we had begun prototyping the Helmet Mounted display for the targeting system and the Targeting Data Link system. My specific job was the Laser Targeting Pod system. I spent many hours having fun in the dome simulators, 3 sims were tied together in a virtual space so we could practice A2A / 1V1 combat. What fun, I enjoyed those days. Unfortunately, the Gramm Rudman budget reduction Act sent me out the door.
@barrybabbot7481
@barrybabbot7481 3 года назад
I'm a Gamer and a pilot and have never stopped wearing huggies since my first pair was put on me. My commanding officer does my changes
@JuanJoseMárquez-b5j
@JuanJoseMárquez-b5j 3 года назад
What a straight based chad
@bobbycone2
@bobbycone2 3 года назад
Tactical Maxi Pad? Now I've seen everything!
@AryehH
@AryehH 3 года назад
I've been wondering about this. Thanks for the video and hello future people from the RU-vid algorithm at 3 am.
@KevinWakliFitness
@KevinWakliFitness 3 года назад
Americans don't know how much we Kenyans love them...America🇺🇲 Kenya 🇰🇪 loves you💯
@donjayh
@donjayh 3 года назад
Kevin Wakli Fitness. We love you, too!
@Infinite_Vacation
@Infinite_Vacation 3 года назад
Love to you and Kenya
@DavidThomas-me6pi
@DavidThomas-me6pi 3 года назад
Thank you. Please emigrate to the USA. We need people like you.
@josie4065
@josie4065 3 года назад
We love you too!
@meg3646
@meg3646 3 года назад
Just wanted to say thank you up there for keeping us safe. I have a great great appreciation for you guys and what you go through for us thank you.
@C420sailor
@C420sailor 2 года назад
Meanwhile us Navy guys are on tac like “hey man, I gotta take a piss” xD The one with the sponge is the WORST. It never soaked up enough, it didn’t gel…the powder was infinitely better. One of my buddies claimed he successfully pulled a Houdini, drysuit included, in the Rhino…and took a dump in his helmet bag…impossible, if you ask me!
@udornyc
@udornyc 3 года назад
I used to operate a scientific dive company. Because of the long dive and decompression times in the cold waters of the Atlantic, we wore dry suites (neoprene wetsuits, you can just pee and it goes with the water). For diving with drysuits, so stay dry and insulated, we wore catheters (women wore adult diapers instead). Those were catheters that were similar to condoms, just much thicker and you put them on like condoms. The tip was a tubular nipple that connected to the hose that connected to a pee-valve on the suit, next to your upper thigh. When we had to pee, we just let it go and it was flushed cleanly outside of our suits. This might be a great option for those fighter pilots, so that they don't have to fumble because they'd be connected to the bags before take-off. Just a thought!
@heisenbergkierkegaard3982
@heisenbergkierkegaard3982 3 года назад
Did I miss the part where he says how they poop while flying?
@robertg.durant8489
@robertg.durant8489 3 года назад
They recycle it and then push it out the final time when they get back
@reinhart482
@reinhart482 3 года назад
There’s a video of pilot going #2 in his suit and he canceled the mission and returned to base.
@zlayo_cro
@zlayo_cro 3 года назад
They open the canopy and spread the buttcheeks out
@erwinrommel125
@erwinrommel125 3 года назад
If you are a normal human being you only have to poop once every 24 or more hours so just poop before a flight because you know when you go flying so you have enough time It’s not ww2 where you can be shitting on the toilet and the the bell rings because some nazis thought it would be funny to bomb some civilians
@vxsyy4590
@vxsyy4590 3 года назад
I think I missed it to but I really wished that the seat was a toilet and it reticle the poop and launch at there enemy targets to blind them with turd on there windshield
@johnred1
@johnred1 3 года назад
It does answer an obvious question. Thank you for the informative video. And most of all, thank you for your service. God Bless.
@3-2bravo49
@3-2bravo49 8 месяцев назад
I would tell you how we, as grunts on the ground, went to relieve ourselves in combat, but I think you guys already had that one pretty well figured out. Appreciate the air support.
@yaneznayu9997
@yaneznayu9997 2 года назад
A soft-spoken, lethal man. One of many in uniform. I use to teach SCUBA and when asked, I'd tell my students, "There are two kinds of scuba divers: those who pee in their wetsuits and those who lie about it."
@thisguy6525
@thisguy6525 3 года назад
I like how obviously difficult it was for you to explain this in civilian!
@siphiy8428
@siphiy8428 3 года назад
Amazing video as always. I didn’t know that you were deployed to my own country of Afghanistan 🇦🇫 thanks for your service ✊
@litamtondy
@litamtondy 3 года назад
Honest question, so you feel good about US intervention in your country?
@siphiy8428
@siphiy8428 3 года назад
@@litamtondy I have it had its pros and cons. I don’t really watch the news but I hear people saying that the U.S. was involved with providing the talibans with weapons and things like that. But the pro side was the the U.S. also helped clear most talibans in Afghanistan but after the left Afghanistan, the talibans rose back to power especially this year.
@nightfall22
@nightfall22 3 года назад
Oh that’s crazy. I knew about the packs....not the rest, especially for the females. Brilliant video
@Allyourbase1990
@Allyourbase1990 20 дней назад
I never even thought about this . Never even knew it was possible
@DarkbaseTTV
@DarkbaseTTV 3 года назад
So the tanker operator sitting in the back handling the refueling is essentially watching you taking a leak?
@kevintanos4822
@kevintanos4822 3 года назад
Are you gonna collab with Mover CW Lemoine?
@herosjourney8725
@herosjourney8725 3 года назад
You watch mover too, nice.
@eliaskaser220
@eliaskaser220 3 года назад
@Kevin Tanos, @Hero’s Journey, whoah! We’ve go ourselves some Mover moochers. Nice 😁👍🏽.
@herosjourney8725
@herosjourney8725 3 года назад
@@eliaskaser220 moochers?
@CakePrincessCelestia
@CakePrincessCelestia 3 года назад
I remember having "8hr sorties" without the possibility to relieve myself back in school, every day... :D
@Lmnop873
@Lmnop873 3 года назад
I mean then again they are in a jet that can go super fast and they probably get an oh shit moment every so often which makes em shit themselves so
@zubairmirza836
@zubairmirza836 3 года назад
Hello, Mr.Pilot, please make video on what pilots normally do to stay in a good shape? And how important is having a great eye sight for fighter jet pilots? I haven't seen a young fighter jet pilot yet who wears eye sight glasses during flight :)
@jeremycox2983
@jeremycox2983 Год назад
The vacuum system for going to the bathroom NASA, ROSCOMOS etc. have been using this method since the sixty’s so I am glad to see it being implemented here on earth.
@FactzVerseDaily
@FactzVerseDaily 3 года назад
Pilot:- taking a piss at like 15,000 ft and you hear a missile coming at you Electronic:- oh shit I'm outta here😂
@rudavalek
@rudavalek 3 года назад
And you think your comment is hilarious?
@timsullivan4566
@timsullivan4566 3 года назад
thanks for answering something I've long wondered about.
@andrewaustin5678
@andrewaustin5678 3 года назад
Interesting, but what about Number 2? Do you wear a pad just in case during a very long flight?
@justicewarrior9187
@justicewarrior9187 3 года назад
Just shit in the morning or hold it
@JosephIsGoated
@JosephIsGoated 3 года назад
@Ernie Tetrault This comment right here🤣🤣🤣
@amnscottnn5481
@amnscottnn5481 3 года назад
Justice Warrior Easier said than done my dude. Try to “hold it” for 8 hours. And sometimes you can’t force yourself to “shit in the morning”. Imagine having a random bout of diarrhea while soaring 30,000 feet above Gods green earth at Mach speeds.
@justicewarrior9187
@justicewarrior9187 3 года назад
@Ernie Tetrault Thai?? Why not?
@justicewarrior9187
@justicewarrior9187 3 года назад
@@amnscottnn5481 Since when can jet fighters fly for 8 hours?? Maximum they can stay in air is 2 hours!!
@ronaldquinn7879
@ronaldquinn7879 3 года назад
Thank you for your service- God bless you and keep you safe🕊
@luckless0088
@luckless0088 3 года назад
Wasn’t expecting much more than this
@mrkiwigamer3634
@mrkiwigamer3634 3 года назад
Ive always wondered this
@MF-qo4fe
@MF-qo4fe 3 года назад
you know that feeling when you go hiking, and finally you got time to find a good spot and release all the pee. fuck that feels good
@DejectedCat
@DejectedCat 3 года назад
We need these available in the commercial markets. It'd be great for long drives, and for senior care.
@chargerfan2
@chargerfan2 2 года назад
Look up a company called Brief Relief. We use them working for the power company when we are in the field.
@michaelmaddy278
@michaelmaddy278 3 года назад
He never mentioned how they go #2 unless I missed it.
@shagadelic3000
@shagadelic3000 3 года назад
The turds are loaded into the missiles... This is common knowledge.
@Top10soon
@Top10soon 3 года назад
U just shit urself
@matttzzz2
@matttzzz2 3 года назад
@@shagadelic3000 SO FUNNY! You and 95% of comments on this video somehow coincidentally made the exact same joke!
@thomasthomas2418
@thomasthomas2418 3 года назад
"Racehorse". Got to remember to start using that term.
@lay1back
@lay1back 3 года назад
In Korea, it was so cold that some would choose to pee on themselves rather than get out of their sleeping bag. Grunt Life
@justicewarrior9187
@justicewarrior9187 3 года назад
Holly shit
@apburner1
@apburner1 3 года назад
And then be cold, wet, wet sleeping bag to carry around, and smell like piss? Fuck off, liar.
@justicewarrior9187
@justicewarrior9187 3 года назад
@@apburner1 It's true
@lay1back
@lay1back 3 года назад
@@apburner1, you have no idea. I went 6 weeks without a shower after trying to shower in. GP tent with the wind blowing above 35 mph, and freezing temp. We ran out of water because our water supply froze. In the rear, we were given 1 hot meal a day, in the field we ate c-rats for all other meals. There were no fires. In extreme cold, we wore the minimum clothing because you sweat and that’s when you’ll get hurt by the cold. Smell, well we all smelled the same, and no one had room to complain. Seldom did you remove any clothing, even while sleeping. You would wake up with ice around the small hole you left open to breathe through.
@neurofiedyamato8763
@neurofiedyamato8763 3 года назад
@@lay1back But pee would be as bad if not worse than sweat in the cold. Surely if yo uare willing to wear less clothing to prevent sweat, then peeing would be equally as desired?
@esboyce
@esboyce 2 года назад
That is so much better than what we had flying The F4 in the 70s
@adaboy4z
@adaboy4z 3 года назад
We use the vacuums in the hospital on immobile patients with pressure sores. It's a called a premafit. It just sucks the urine up into a canister as it comes out.
@gtgodbear6320
@gtgodbear6320 2 года назад
Catheter and colostomy bag. I'm sure you can get a surgery to have a optional colostomy bag. You'll have a cap sticking out of your abdomen that you can remove and put a bag on before a long flight. You could stay in the air for 4 days with no problem. At least with poop. The catheter thing might not be a good idea if you have to eject. Catheter getting ripped out at 9G's or how ever fast an ejection is would do some major damage.
@esboyce
@esboyce 2 года назад
Wrong type of catheter
@timruskowski4923
@timruskowski4923 3 года назад
I don’t know if you know the answer to this, but when the B-52 leaves Barksdale (let’s just say) on a mission from there to Baghdad, do they bring food with them on the trip? I know it’s like a 35+ hour long flight and this has always intrigued me.
@sharkfn2678
@sharkfn2678 3 года назад
i think they do bring food
@KRGruner
@KRGruner 3 года назад
Of course they do. Shoot, I brought food with me in the F-16 on long ferry flights (much shorter than 35 hours, though!).
@BS-ql9zm
@BS-ql9zm 3 года назад
35 hours? Uh no
@Inkling777
@Inkling777 3 года назад
Not only can you bring food, the B-52 has a rudimentary oven. www.pbs.org/newshour/world/you-can-bake-a-hot-pocket-on-board-a-b-52-nuclear-bomber-seriously
@samuelmason8370
@samuelmason8370 3 года назад
Imagine if you're feeling a bit stuffed up so you just pull 9 g's real quick and launch it out
@tellyomaw4
@tellyomaw4 3 года назад
I’m subscribing because you defined instruments and terms so that us non flying people can understand
@bobbycone2
@bobbycone2 3 года назад
Ememy: I see ya! F16 Fighter Pilot: hang on hang on! Don't shoot! I'm pissin!
@jesseblackhawk
@jesseblackhawk 3 года назад
I could use one of those vacuums for my gaming chair.
@benchang1022
@benchang1022 3 года назад
As a grunt, I’d like to personally thank you for bringing the thunder. Nothing makes the enemy stop firing faster than from the sounds of a US jet above itchin to drop a load of precision guided whoop ass.
@piddy3825
@piddy3825 3 года назад
I'd hate to think of what you have to do on an 8+ hour sortie after having eaten some leftover extra spicy chili that was sitting around the ready room before you took off...
@aidenfielding9709
@aidenfielding9709 3 года назад
Piddle pack become poo pack
@scotty11782
@scotty11782 3 года назад
Thanks Hasard Lee
@xXMc1ovinXx
@xXMc1ovinXx 3 года назад
Flies a fighter designed to dogfight Me : -_- i get nauseous on a rollercoaster
@pegleg2959
@pegleg2959 3 года назад
4:15 lmao. The call 'racehorse' just has to come from the phrase 'pissing like a racehorse' haha
@trickyricky5324
@trickyricky5324 3 года назад
Thanks for sharing...you dont think of this but... i am glad someone is!! Thanks for your service!
@mastercontrolprogram163
@mastercontrolprogram163 3 года назад
This wasn’t in Top Gun. Peeing into a bag must of been a deleted scene.
@ufuduvkci153
@ufuduvkci153 3 года назад
Talk to me goose.
@narasimhulujuturu9212
@narasimhulujuturu9212 3 года назад
Pilots is great sir. .
@goutham94
@goutham94 3 года назад
I never thought about that ever!!!
@falconbrother2339
@falconbrother2339 3 года назад
I was an A-10A Crew Chief. We deployed to Nordholtz W. Germany. When we landed the pilot said, don't touch that box lunch. I had to take a crap in it. Imagine that.. No auto pilot on an A-10A model.
@chickengenius4202
@chickengenius4202 3 года назад
I like the Bad Karma call sign
@paulthomas3374
@paulthomas3374 3 года назад
I feel the need .....the need to pee'd !!! Great video thanks for the insider info
@dun8410
@dun8410 3 года назад
Drone Pilots: What? you guys cant go out for a smoke break?
@bendishner8347
@bendishner8347 3 года назад
Thank you for my FREEDOM Sir 🙏❤
@Cam-kh4xw
@Cam-kh4xw 3 года назад
So what you're saying is, if someone has to take a dump, they're fvcked.
@jennybulacan8270
@jennybulacan8270 3 года назад
hold it in
@saintpoli6800
@saintpoli6800 3 года назад
May I introduce, the cork
@crustman5982
@crustman5982 3 года назад
Cram the absorbent beads in butt crack rinse later
@andriyhirnyak4324
@andriyhirnyak4324 3 года назад
What if u have to do number two lol
@esashaik7083
@esashaik7083 3 года назад
I guess you fckd unless you eject.
@karoltoth9920
@karoltoth9920 3 года назад
You are fucked then
@knight6
@knight6 3 года назад
Perhaps there’s another bag they use for that that they can use for #2. Or some pilots have an adult diaper on if they couldn’t go before flying and have a long flight. lol on a serious note, pilots perhaps try not to eat too much before a flight and make sure they go #2 before takeoff as much as they can. after a while, perhaps the pilots find a rhythm of when to eat, how much to eat, and what time they usually #2 and try to have consistency as much as they can to “schedule” it so it won’t affect flying.
@ber3al53
@ber3al53 3 года назад
And now: How to lay a nice fresh morning deuce in the cockpit?
@crustman5982
@crustman5982 3 года назад
Roll down the window
@timgraaff7551
@timgraaff7551 3 года назад
Thanks for this video, I always wondered about that!
@teochristoforidis4625
@teochristoforidis4625 3 года назад
Pilot :I have a diarrhea ⚠️ Computer software Eject now. 😂😂😂
@fist_full_of_bacon521
@fist_full_of_bacon521 3 года назад
What happens if you gotta make dookie, asking for a friend ✌🏼
@selectinput5316
@selectinput5316 3 года назад
Pull it out your ass cheeks and throw it at enemies
@AppleYou
@AppleYou 3 года назад
I’d imagine you’d pee your pants in those war circumstances
@randomuser5443
@randomuser5443 3 года назад
“It sounds easy” I can’t image how the hell you use that
@larryburks592
@larryburks592 3 года назад
years ago, comcast used to give their techs the same thing in case they had to use the bathroom inside their trucks.
@truevegas
@truevegas 3 года назад
If you came here looking for a spoiler... They piss in a bag...
@club4Millennium
@club4Millennium 3 года назад
One of those out of the world information, incredibly good to know and thanks for sharing!
@gauravjhawar5332
@gauravjhawar5332 3 года назад
How do you start your jet? Do you have some kinda smart key or something?
@theimperfectgod7140
@theimperfectgod7140 3 года назад
He screams at it then the engines turn on because the jet is actually *kinky* 🗿 Actual response: There's a start up sequence of a f-16 video i think it's still up here on RU-vid.
@aliyantariq2305
@aliyantariq2305 3 года назад
Do fighter pilots drink water in air?
@aviationandotherstuff6571
@aviationandotherstuff6571 3 года назад
Yeah of course they do, it is important to stay hydrated to pull G’s.
@olinsrc3841
@olinsrc3841 3 года назад
no just beer!
@regregan5755
@regregan5755 3 года назад
Just pure alcohol so it does'nt freeze, safety first team!
@wumao6797
@wumao6797 3 года назад
Wow! And here I thought they wear those adult pampers that absorbed all moisture and at the end of the flight they just dispose it. Thanks for that info.
@AlexGonzalez-xq5ol
@AlexGonzalez-xq5ol 10 месяцев назад
Just make sure you stay away from Taco Bell lol… can only imagine having to go number 2 and trying to hold it in. 😂
@Cetok01
@Cetok01 3 года назад
C'mon, admit it; you've always wanted to know.
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