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Yeah but these guys are actually runing through the campaign as quick as possible. you can't finish any of the main quest if you get spawn killed, that just sounds like a troll or greifer
The “hacker” was trying to die of an overdose, which counts as an attempted suicide, which is cheating. Can’t believe the IRLDQ judges overlooked this.
There's a glitch all you have to do is clip into the earth by getting out of a car next to a wall and you'll fall all the way to the death barrier it hasn't been patched hurry
@@2dareduck Code pink was infant heart attack one I've been to. No specific code for child abduction, just yellow for missing person and amber for missing child.
The growing concern on the baby's face was what made that scene for me. "This is fun! I've literally never been so excited!" *door slams* "Wait... who is that guy, anyway? And where are we going?"
I could actually see "Video Game Slowruns" becoming a thing. Like how long could a person actually last on the original Mario without getting a game over, considering every level has a time limit so you have to keep moving... I want to see people find a way to spend all day on one round of Tetris. To spend a week on one level of Pac-Man. To spend months on one life in Slender. I want to see someone spend an entire year on the first level of Altered Beast. Make it happen.
I like this idea, because people already devote hundreds of hours to practising games in order to do a speedrun, the idea of them spending weeks without sleep, or possibly using dedicated relay teams to play tetris. What if using a bedpan while playing an arcade cabinet is normal by this time next year??
A "slowrun" of the original SMB would be easy. Just stand before the flag at the end of each level and hit it in the last few frames before the timer runs out. Lose as many lives as possible, and ensure that every death is caused by the timer. When appropriate, perform the infinite-lives trick, and when the maximum number of lives is reached, allow the timer to run out several times afterwards so more lives can be collected later in the game. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure there's an easily acquired extra life in 8-2 that spawns every time no matter how many times you've died on the same level, so any competent player could theoretically play forever, even without using the strategies I've just outlined and while using warpzones. The world record would be counted in years, and would just be a matter of who is willing to do almost nothing over and over again for the largest chunk of their lives. And it would be boring as fuck to watch.
i believe EmptyHero did something called a slow run for Mario 64, where you can only crawl, not run or walk. And jumps can only be done if necessary to get to a platform.
wow, it took me 80 years to beat it. I think the hardest part was the job interview, and the boss too, really hard and unfair. 0/10, I do not recommend this game.
isn't like 99.99% of all humans ever born like ever and even will be born....never had access to vaccines....yet we still 7 billion since then we still about the same.....
Yami Yugi I don’t understand what you are saying. Are you trying to make a point or are you against vaccines? It is worded a little funny so it is a bit hard for me to understand
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I'm glad mustache guy lost. He had a lower quality outcome in every category. Sketchy online degree < Degree from accredited institution Mail order bride < Regular Bride Cardboard box < House Botched clone < Newborn infant Liver and lung damage < Crushed by land whale
Grandpa You need to select your starting class as a 'black male', it gives you an extra 30% chance of being shot by a cop, this update as been out since 1600.
Here’s a new glitch I discovered. When you start off. Immediately mash the A button to slip out of the doctors hands If done right you’ll land on your head and finish in under 5 seconds guaranteed
Sorry but you didn't get the longest/slowest speedrun, that goes to kilian who took all of eternity to beat the game because of two glitches: Doing your taxes at the same time Having the game freeze for a second
there is a glitch that's pretty hard to execute, but you have to run full speed at a ledge then jump to clip into the wall. you then have to perform five jumps to gain enough velocity, then punch the wall to get unstuck. Once you get unstuck the velocity you built up before will rocket you to the ceiling. since the devs didn't think you could touch the corner of the room, you can just go straight through it. You will then hit the trigger known as the "Atmosphere" in the games files, and get the astronaut cutscene and get the job instantly. This is a pretty big skip that I found out a few days ago.
for those who didn't how to door clip (clip to go through a door) it's done by using the roll around emote, don't go on the ground, look to the left of the door then run into it, if you do it right, you did it (only works at age 1-99 due to 99+ being too big)
Not legit man, starting from your 20s or 30s is just cheating (or, as some people say, "should be put in a different speedrun subcategory" (you filthy cheaters!)). Gotta start fresh outta womb, bruh!
Epoxygleu If that's true then asking a stranger to kill you is just assisted suicide... and drowning yourself in cigarettes and booze is just an inefficient way to commit suicide chemically. Honestly that rule makes no sense in this context and contradicts the entire competition. If achieving death ASAP is the goal, suicide is the only option. If I was playing, I would've hired a lawyer before jumping off a building. After all, stepping off the ledge didn't kill me, gravity did.
TF? You brought up the rules, I was hopping onto the pedantry-wagon that you started... So no, I'm not all that cool with you turning around to be a self-righteous schmuck for no reason. But I don't need to be, sorry I bothered. Take it easy.
The graphics are basically the best you will ever find (sounds like I'm exaggerating, but these graphics will simply never be topped - it's crazy), however don't bother playing this game; the gameplay sucks big time, because the developers (Big Bang and God) only put effort into the amazing graphics.
...Although there are lots of rumors that God is just a scammer and didn't actually co-develop it. Well, the developers don't communicate with the players at all, so the history of this game's development is kinda blurry anyway.
Not worth the time. The tutorial lasts 18 years, the characters are unlikeable, and leveling up takes too long. There's a lot of other flaws, but overall the game isn't that bad, if not a little boring.
There's a glitch that was found in 1994 where you can die but then come back, allowing you to speedrun the game and then still be able to play it after you have died. It's called "The Near Death Experience Glitch". Technically you have died, it depends on the rules.
