Real Shaolin Disciple Reacts to Fake Martial Arts 

The attackers can't hurt you, if they are laughing at your moves.

Thats “How to train your dragon” 😂

As a 74 yo lifetime martial artist, I can only say this was VERY right on!! I remember in the late 70, a young man and two friends came into the dojo. He proclaimed himself a grand master in Wing Chun. I went into a small room with and closed the door, then asked why he was wasting his time. He told me he was going to " show me up" to his friends. I hit from two inches away,,, at the sternum. His balance was WAY OFF. so, a very easy target. He landed at t he end of the room. I politely asked him if he wished to continue in a real fight. He left. T he point is, it happened ALL the time, in many schools. To this day, I will never understand such a warped sense of self. I have been beaten, all of us have. But you don't play football without a ball

I like how you're respectful even when you're calling people on their bullshit.

I have to say, this is exactly how I imagined Aang to be when he's grownup.

So you’re telling me you can’t summon a nine tailed fox and eliminate a revived war criminal? Wow

Idk why I expected this video to be drier than it was. I wasn’t expecting to laugh my ass off as hard as I did. (And not necessarily due to the fake martial arts but just how funny you are and the editing style) 3:18 that half second of laughter KILLED me 😂 Great video! Saving to my favorites!

This video is such a classic, i always come back every 6-7 months 😂

The "how to train your dragon" is legit Yes, it may not work in the streets. But it will work under the sheets.

imagine if this existed: "fake shaolin disciple reacts to real martial arts" gonna be hilarious

Oh my, I cracked up when you said, "You gotta respect the hustle!" It just hit me as a different way to look at it.

8:30 this is from a Greek TV show called Anita Koita and yes this is too funy

That last one, he blocked the wrong energy, he thought the dude was gonna throw a qi blast but it was pure kinetic uppercut

When the guy went: ⬆️↗️➡️↗️⬇️⬇️↙️↖️↘️↕️⬆️➡️↘️↗️ I felt that through the screen

I have to say, when I was on martial arts, the breaking of boards wasn't about pain, or lack thereof, it was about the performer believing they could do it. There were always guys who held back, and couldn't break the board, and it was all about mental state. Not to say there wasn't skill involved but it was mostly psychological, whether it was fear of hurting one's self, or more commonly from what I saw, fear of failure, it was mostly in the mental state of the performer.

Man I keep getting back to your video it is so damn funny and always makes my day! Thanks a lot!

When fake martial artist "feel the energy" they probably mean the kinetic energy of their opponent's blows

*How to Hadouken:* 1. ⬇️↘️➡️ + Punch

I saw an Iaido master that in a performance accidentally cut his thumb off when he unsheathed his sword. He finished his performance and walked off without making any face at all. He didn't even acknowledge the thumb on the floor, just left it there when leaving. That is mastering pain and trying to save face on a high level.

Thank you for making this video! It made my day.

I believe a lot of people have trained their dragons well during quarantine. Edit: My fellow dragon trainers, keep your dragons conditioned all the time, the battles could come at any moment

The tree eating guy, if he become a zombie, he's the most dangerous one

Very good video! I love how you have been honest about all these!

That was the best explanation of Chi I've ever heard. Suddenly it makes sense.

Random guy: *Eats tree* Me: Now that’s real Kung Fu

Some dude: Eats tree Me: *BEAVER STYLE TREE EATING JUTSU*

Making your opponent laugh uncontrollably is a very powerful maneuver.

I could watch this all day it's just so funny

The “how to train your dragon” is just classic

This is why Starwars wasn't a thing in China. They already have the force

4:11 When the Sensei is disappointed in you :D

Thanks for sharing this information. Pretty funny 😄

"how to train your dragon" ded 😂😂😂

"He definitely studied something, I just dont know what it is" The single most back-handed compliment right there🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, that Tai Chi master got a brutal (though well deserved) reality check. It's unfortunate that for some people, this is the only way they will understand the flaw in their perspective.

“Yea kick his ass, good! Teach him what he’s doing is useless.” Lmao I laughed so hard! 😂

“Chi is controlling your breathing” **bloody stream plays**

If one punch man becomes a movie and this guy doesn't get Saitama's role I'm leaving this world

Thank you for your videos, authentic!!

Hearing a Shaolin saying " Jesus" is The funniest thing that I've ever heard 😂

“In China they have to suppress their emotions anyway.” Ooh Qi force fired.

This is the first video of this guy I watched and I am laughing so hard Right now😂😂😂😂 imma like and subscribe hope for more videos like this😂😂😂

Excellent video. I agree with you about the guy thrusting his finger through the soda can - he deserves respect for this move. Over the decades, I have observed many fake martial artists. But sometimes even a martial arts charlatan can do one or two things very competently. So, I do offer respect to this guy. The soda can is not something I would try.

"Just because you learn some Martial arts moves doesn't mean you can fight" - Ranton

I'm not scared of much, but that guy who eats trees? He scares me.

That old man doesn't fear arthritis. Arthritis fears him

"This is how kid stretch, some master put the kid down the floor, spread the legs." The FBI who monitoring him " Hmm and then ? " "And put the stick to prevent the leg snap back" Get him boys

What's even more disappointing is that these fake martial artists look like they're older than 40 years old. I expected better from adults

One thing I love about Ranton is when he talk about Shaolin stuff his seriously af, when it comes to gaming or funny stuff he is a different person. Respect.

Awesome review and your attitude. Thanks

Thank you very much, I laughed my head off❤

3:06 Eren after trying to eat the warhammer

The only energy they'll feel is the punch they recieved to the face.

The editing on this vid is funny af 😂😂

“They’re doing exercises for the, uh.... how to train your dragon” lmaoo😂

"In China they have to suppress their emotions anyways" *Oof*

I practiced traditional martial arts for a few years and what I've seen is that, unfortunately, most of people who started were desperately wanting to be fooled. (No, my master wasn't fooling anyone, but people always came with unreal expectations, then felt frustrated of not becoming Bruce Lee, and just gave up within a month).

Martial are about POWER and STRENGTH but Martial Art about a beauty of figthing like dancing. That's a difference thing.

I'd let Ranton break a stick on my grandmothers back

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face." Mike Tyson

So, shaolins hide their pain better than Rambo. 🤔😂

amazing editing bro... props

Finally the one and only Rantoni Megalodoni is back

“How to train your dragon” Your mother and I are very disappointed in you, Rantoni....

As a martial artist myself I approve.

Fantastic program, thank you.

Lmfao “the exercises for How To Train Your Dragon”

I like it how the the real Shaolin disciple is impressed and shocked at how good the guy who put his finger through a soda can 😂😂

The respectfulness these videos have is amazing , keeping everything aside......"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON" got me laughing for 5 mins straight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

the added sound effects at 8:10 is pure gold... can't stop laughing

Whenever I hear ki or chi or qiqong, I start thinking dragonball.

Ranton: “which is just controlling your breathing” Me: *it’s time to slay some demons boi’s*

1:52 is so true, mastering your breathing is everything when one is in meditative state.

Loving the invisible nun chucks at 7:17

Alternate title: Shaolin monk gets access to the internet

Ranton I can't satisfy my wife until you review Ghost of Tsushima.

👍🏻day one & I’m really enjoying it

That last video you showed, I think he definitely felt that energy. LoL

"in China they have to supress their pain anyway" Lmao, sneaky roast right there

Uncle Iroh: Chi control comes from the breath, not the muscle. Dis is now fact...😮😤

I love your balanced, but real discussion of this. Thank you.

As a musician in the brass section i can relate to the principle of controlled breathing and it is quite hard sometimes during a longer performance i feel like blacking out because my breathing is uncontrolled due to nervousness

“Honestly she looks like she could kick his ass” had me rolling bro

If you feel down, depressed or pathetic in general; go watch some fake martial arts online. You'll feel better trust me.

I am 21 years old, I've studied Okinawa Kabudo since I was a kid of 8 years old (mainly the Bo, and Sai) and I meditate for inner peace, but I absolutely agree with this video, it is 100 percent accurate, there's too many fake martial artists out there, I've actually had people challenge me to a martial arts sparring match, and then back out last minute, because they knew nothing of martial arts, so definitely keep spreading the message that there are real one, and there are fake ones.

You made me laugh, solo funny, thank you, you hot a new subscriber. 🤣😅😂😆

The slap guy just like: “like ya cut g”

Opponent: "You call shooting people a martial art?" Me, an American: "Oh, yeah"

9:47 I don't know why but this is the funniest ever LOL the guy looks in pain while the other guy is touching his pressure point

The biteing one is called gaudou aka the martal arts of biting. Jack does it with titanium teath while fighting and rips people up .

"Chi: It's just controlling your breathing." Demon Slayer Breathing Style & Jojo Hamon are real!

3:11 i wouldn’t even call that fake martial arts, i would just call that... *CRONCH*

Hey man. Great delivery. You got class brother. Carry on. This shit was funny as hell.

Classic! That last one made the whole video. These fakes really do need to be tagged like that by someone with real skills. Being debunked should be a painful lesson

First time I see your channel. It great serious and I laugh

"In china they have to suppress their emotions anyways" That caught me off guard lol.

Whenever I see “real Shaolin disciple” in the title, I know the videos gonna be FIRE

The you show the movement of the "master" with gray jacket was hilarious 😅

So kickboxing and judo... Best advice ever. Liked and subed.