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In his editorial New Rule, Bill Maher appraises the 2016 GOP contenders for the oligarchs who will be bankrolling for their campaigns.
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@JuICyBLiinGeR
@JuICyBLiinGeR 4 года назад
I just enjoy hearing Burr in the background just laughing.
@nicholasdepina2944
@nicholasdepina2944 3 года назад
Love bill burr
@tylerkeller8869
@tylerkeller8869 Год назад
Game recognize game. The man knows funny comedy 🤣🤣
@dp-mason
@dp-mason 4 года назад
Bill Burr's laugh is the best part of this video
@Bludgeoned2DEATH2
@Bludgeoned2DEATH2 9 лет назад
Bill Maher is the perfect mix of hilarity, ad hominem, and truth.
@thegreyghost5846
@thegreyghost5846 7 лет назад
"Mitt's speeches are so boring Bill Cosby uses them to knock out aspiring actresses" lmfao best line ever
@TheFiddle101
@TheFiddle101 2 года назад
Yes, killer line!
@geekdiggy
@geekdiggy 3 года назад
"bakeries like him for the same reason." bill maher hits hard as fuck
@AnEvolvingApe
@AnEvolvingApe 9 лет назад
Rand Paul "styles his hair to look like a toupee" thanks Bill that made me LOL
@iamtherealzombie
@iamtherealzombie 3 года назад
And watching this in 2020, how much does Bill wish Mitt Romney won?
@Bandito518
@Bandito518 8 лет назад
Howard dean was loving it... Cracking up constantly
@wolfstar675
@wolfstar675 8 лет назад
"Ted Cruz is what you get if Ayn Rand had half a sex change and moved to Waco" hahahahaha
@lemonielala3080
@lemonielala3080 6 лет назад
Ah, how innocent we were back then. 🙄
@johnlinden7398
@johnlinden7398 5 лет назад
I DON'T WHO WRITES HIS MATERIAL BUT MAHERS DELIVERY IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT AND RIGHT ON !
@LouisianaCityboi
@LouisianaCityboi 6 лет назад
If only our current President were any of these clowns.
@caracrabtree715
@caracrabtree715 5 лет назад
Trump put a few in the cabinet, probably because they donated their funds to him after they dropped out
@jadedbrad
@jadedbrad 4 года назад
Amen!
@jonathanhunt283
@jonathanhunt283 3 года назад
@@jadedbrad 8
@tannerpost9154
@tannerpost9154 3 года назад
He’s every nutcase mentioned wrapped into one
@jerzeyguy71
@jerzeyguy71 3 года назад
wait, what?? doesn't make sense?
@maximilianalexander2823
@maximilianalexander2823 8 лет назад
This was one of Bill's funniest bits
@splaar
@splaar 4 года назад
Cut to 5 years later, the Republicans are calling Romney a traitor and the rest of us are wishing he was president
@amaliabreveleri5445
@amaliabreveleri5445 7 лет назад
I've always thought Ted Cruz smiled like he was dead inside.
@austinha11
@austinha11 4 года назад
Thanks for not having ads on your videos
@zachbills8112
@zachbills8112 7 лет назад
The good old days.
@blechtic
@blechtic 9 лет назад
On the "plus side", there's Chris Christie...
@mmariedennis
@mmariedennis 9 лет назад
Brilliant.
@Earthium
@Earthium 9 лет назад
Can we elect a cat into office? I've seen small towns do it successfully.
@drakeiverson755
@drakeiverson755 9 лет назад
We are doomed.
@Xakslied
@Xakslied 6 лет назад
Drake Iverson yeah...
@atarileaf
@atarileaf 9 лет назад
Wait Ted Cruz is Canadian? How can he run for president? Or is that only wrong if your non-US birthplace is Kenya?
@ajdinanno
@ajdinanno 9 лет назад
I'd say the difference is that Ted Cruz is a white guy but he's not. He only looks like a white guy. He's a Canadian of Cuban descent. Only in America can a foreign Latino reinvent himself as White Conservative politician from the deep South. It'd be interesting to see if anyone tries to stop him from running on the grounds that he's not a natural born citizen. His mother may have been an American but she gave birth in Canada so Ted Cruz is Canadian by birth and therefore should not be allowed to run for President.
@TerminatorSe7en
@TerminatorSe7en 9 лет назад
He denounced his Canadian citizenship and identifies himself as American.
@ghosty1233
@ghosty1233 9 лет назад
6236003 This.
@Relbl
@Relbl 9 лет назад
6236003 Yes, and Obama's mother was a US citizen when he was born, didn't stop all that nonsense did it...
@n1lla
@n1lla 9 лет назад
6236003 Being born in Canada doesn't automatically grant you dual citizen ship. I am a 'US citizen born abroad' (this is the actual verbiage on my birth certificate) in Canada and i have no citizen ship for that country. To file for citizen ship status in Canada you have to be an adult and have lived in the country for about 4 years. Seeing how Cruz was born in 1970 and his parents moved back to the USA in 1974 i am going to guess he is a US citizen born abroad like me and holds no Canadian citizenship since he doesn't meet the requirements to have such status.
@Tony29103
@Tony29103 4 года назад
Don't you ,love how this aged. Ben Carson thought that bull about Obama yet Trump looks like he'd actually cancel the election and declare martial law
@SELFlnsurance
@SELFlnsurance 9 лет назад
I HEAR BILLY RED FACE'S LAUGH !
@marcomeme4875
@marcomeme4875 8 лет назад
''Ted was born in Canada. But don't let that fool you he's a real asshole'' OMFG I can't watch this in a public library
@margueritehudsell4454
@margueritehudsell4454 3 года назад
Tex Cruz. Twinkle Toes Perry. I'm so depressed I can't breathe!
@nikolap92
@nikolap92 9 лет назад
OMG Bill Burr
@miranda6691
@miranda6691 9 лет назад
I laughed so hard at the end there I about peed myself.
@ingineous
@ingineous 9 лет назад
Hahahahahahaha ..... Bill Cosby hahahaha... I cant....I cant.....hahahahaha
@ismfofisawesome3
@ismfofisawesome3 8 лет назад
the funniest thing about this to me is that i totally forgot that Mitt Romney was running this time too
@jayshah1794
@jayshah1794 8 лет назад
+ismfofisawesome3 he decided not to run, he never declared. This video was for likely voters
@Spidido
@Spidido 3 года назад
GOP on '16, Dems in '20. Everyone thinks he or she's the one.
@daAnT1990
@daAnT1990 9 лет назад
As bad as the interview with Bill Burr went... Billy Redface really enjoyed this "New Rules" :D
@bedazzlejuju
@bedazzlejuju 8 лет назад
Love!!!😂
@GmailUnited
@GmailUnited 8 лет назад
lol i thought #1 was going to be Trump
@truth_seeker_4203
@truth_seeker_4203 8 лет назад
This was from January of last year. Trump didn't start his campaign yet
@JK_2998
@JK_2998 8 лет назад
+Slick Bern 2k16 I didnt realise Mitt even entered the race
@TheWill857
@TheWill857 8 лет назад
+Flying Spectacles he dudnt
@TheWill857
@TheWill857 8 лет назад
+Ben Sackett didnt
@michaelchoki2133
@michaelchoki2133 9 лет назад
I want to see more of the show online, I mean this new rules bits are funny and gets lots of hits, but it doesn't make or create arguments that is necessary for us to educate people around us. please upload more of the show.
@mr.c7094
@mr.c7094 9 лет назад
I know what you mean, here, feel free to indulge (all of them) mmm dot primewire dot agslashwatch-13422-Real-Time-with-Bill-Maher-online-free
@jeffreywallace9520
@jeffreywallace9520 7 лет назад
whenever I watch a Bill Maher video and go to put thumbs up and you hit it. it does nothing
@kinaoborot
@kinaoborot 7 лет назад
Well, good news: no one of this guys didn't make it. Bad news, though...
@Spidido
@Spidido 3 года назад
So Ted's born in Canada but he can contest? I thought you had to be 'born in the USA' to be eligible?
@crackedoutmayor1942
@crackedoutmayor1942 7 лет назад
As a Canadian, please America. keep Ted Cruz
@walterbishop3668
@walterbishop3668 8 лет назад
that cosby joke
@archlab007
@archlab007 3 года назад
Oh the days when Hitler was still considered evil by both parties....
@truthhurts3524
@truthhurts3524 2 года назад
Rand “I need a new perm” Paul
@KeeTweets
@KeeTweets 9 лет назад
Dying LMAO
@DAVIDInitiative
@DAVIDInitiative 2 года назад
This was the first stage of grief: denial. We all knew Trump would be the guy, but we had to keep saying it was a joke to make it so lol
@emperorpalpatine2531
@emperorpalpatine2531 3 года назад
If only Trump hadn’t gone down that escalator, maybe we would have had president Romney
@endspirecuts6144
@endspirecuts6144 5 лет назад
@3:45 "... because you're an insane paranoid liar who will say absolutely anything -- or as Faux news puts it, "When can you start!?" I'm done. 😂
@michaelhunter1093
@michaelhunter1093 9 лет назад
Government of the people, by the people, for the Billionaires and Oligarch's shall not perish from the Earth. Abraham Lincoln
@livinginvancouverbc2247
@livinginvancouverbc2247 9 лет назад
Lincoln must've mumbled at the 'billionaires' point in the speech.
@michaelhunter1093
@michaelhunter1093 9 лет назад
i'm fairly sure our FOUNDING FATHERS didn't intend our politicians to be PUPPETS FOR BIG MONEY INTERESTS!!
@maxrice6990
@maxrice6990 8 лет назад
rubio with the water bottle talent lmao
@JR-ju4pg
@JR-ju4pg 5 лет назад
Simpler times.
@apogena
@apogena 4 года назад
*Bill Maher calls Chris Christie (among others) a "corporate ass licker". Chris Christie appears on Bill Maher's show 4 years later (February 9, 2019). None of the other Republicans listed seem to have been on the show.*
@elhombredeoro955
@elhombredeoro955 4 года назад
Naah , they go
@aykcroid
@aykcroid 9 лет назад
Marco Rubio's book cover pose has diabetes written all over it.
@bigdog4574
@bigdog4574 9 лет назад
BAHAHAHA, sooo true!
@1in10million
@1in10million 9 лет назад
LMAO That was good.
@vakis456
@vakis456 2 года назад
it's funny to watch this, years after. Bill was actually calling Billionaires on this one to make their choice for the Republican ticket. He got his wish in the end! A billionaire was on the ticket!
@brandonmaddox4862
@brandonmaddox4862 Год назад
A fake billionaire
@vakis456
@vakis456 Год назад
@@brandonmaddox4862 $2.5 billion NET WORTH - source Forbes
@margueritehudsell4454
@margueritehudsell4454 3 года назад
We've heard about The New Jersey Blues.
@tomgardner8825
@tomgardner8825 Год назад
very, very funny. cause it's true
@tubewatcher38
@tubewatcher38 8 лет назад
Chris Christie 1 - Lapband 0 Lmao
@UncleMikeNJ
@UncleMikeNJ 9 лет назад
720 people like this. 9 are... members of the Romney family.
@vyassathya3772
@vyassathya3772 8 лет назад
At 4:00 I thought on the plus side something with plus size was coming up
@voodoodummie
@voodoodummie 8 лет назад
on the plus side, is his waist, moobies and all of his chins. on the downside, is his saggy gut
@ummglick
@ummglick 9 лет назад
Alfred E Newman for prez
@digitalbookworm5678
@digitalbookworm5678 9 лет назад
CAGE MATCH!!!
@GRACIOUSCAMELEON
@GRACIOUSCAMELEON 9 лет назад
Lmao
@noquarteratall780
@noquarteratall780 9 лет назад
It boggles my mind that we stand a good chance of electing someone who is related very closely to someone who held the office less than 20 years ago. The chance of that person to be the best person to lead our country has to be astronomically low.
@reyandreas
@reyandreas 9 лет назад
Hey! and what about Sanctorum?
@GordonofSeattle
@GordonofSeattle 9 лет назад
Bernie Sanders back up Rand Paul this is not a republic anymore, nor is it even a democracy
@loolitsalex
@loolitsalex 9 лет назад
The oligarchs choice for 2016 is anyone but Rand. Only Rand will end crony capitalism and stop corporate welfare. Everyone else is openly a socialist nut who will continue crony capitalism.
@rachellepeterson6225
@rachellepeterson6225 5 лет назад
OMG...LOL!!!
@akabaker98
@akabaker98 9 лет назад
That entire lineup is FRIGHTENING!
@petergreen2552
@petergreen2552 5 лет назад
There's no point in ordinary people in ordinary jobs that pay ordinary wages voting in the presidential election,seeing as the winner is the one that spends the most corporate money.
@ryanjavierortega8513
@ryanjavierortega8513 5 лет назад
Once, once when 9 Liars was considered too many...
@tomsmall1244
@tomsmall1244 4 года назад
I wonder if he said the same about the Dem field for 2020 🤔
@elhombredeoro955
@elhombredeoro955 4 года назад
Credit where credit is due, he did say that.
@greenlime1997
@greenlime1997 2 года назад
Back when Bill’s show was watchable.
@lovetrain442
@lovetrain442 9 лет назад
Your the best Bill !!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!
@inkedseahear
@inkedseahear 7 лет назад
How native were we when we think those people were going to win the nominee
@CavemanJesus4Life
@CavemanJesus4Life 7 лет назад
Native?
@dddux
@dddux 5 лет назад
I wouldn't give someone called "Jeb" to handle my bins.
@jerzeyguy71
@jerzeyguy71 3 года назад
I guess this was before Trump came down the escalator to announce...
@twilightlove
@twilightlove 8 лет назад
ooooh
@passiveagressive4983
@passiveagressive4983 3 года назад
Oh if Bill only knew.......
@toddlavigne6441
@toddlavigne6441 4 года назад
why do all the candidates have swollen lips and runny noses LOL
@thefifth5hot
@thefifth5hot 9 лет назад
Rand Paul does not have 'really bad ideas.' He wants to minimize government and maximize liberty. How is that a bad thing? He's also also the only 2016 candidate that could draw many voters from both sides of the political spectrum.
@joshporter5205
@joshporter5205 9 лет назад
How is that a bad thing? Because of the WAY he wants to do that. What liberties is he going to be giving us? What government is he getting rid of? What will be the impacts of that? Sure, it sounds great when you present it as something so supremely vague and simplistic. When you look at the actual policies and the actual history of government they start looking anything but great.
@thefifth5hot
@thefifth5hot 9 лет назад
How about eliminating the Department of Education? How would that be a bad thing?
@elgirl19
@elgirl19 8 лет назад
Oh how you got it all wrong.............
@jackdrive223
@jackdrive223 7 лет назад
the dems sure did =)
@shinken13
@shinken13 9 лет назад
lol how is Ayn Rand still a thing?
@CalrissianSteele
@CalrissianSteele 9 лет назад
Sometimes you look into people's eyes and see nothing. Just lifeless and soulless. It looks empty. Look into Mitt Romney's eyes and tell me different.
@richbydesignpullupj5842
@richbydesignpullupj5842 5 лет назад
oh wow hahaha
@pooshoveler
@pooshoveler 9 лет назад
That was kind of ironic when he made fun of Rand Paul. He is just like him. Lol
@tommot445
@tommot445 9 лет назад
Bill Maher forgot the first and second rule in comedy. Rule #1: what you say and do has to be funny. Rule #2: don't quit your day job if you fucked up at rule #1.
@CorvusCorax.
@CorvusCorax. 5 лет назад
Little did we know 🙄
@hihitler5406
@hihitler5406 8 лет назад
I WONDER WHAT DIFFRENCE IT MAKES IF WE HAVE A PRESIDENT OR NOT.
@91rummy
@91rummy 3 года назад
Toupee came from an Indian word Topi which means a cap..
@Emsland1993
@Emsland1993 8 лет назад
Wow. A summary of the Republican nominees. Before Trump had even announced his candidacy Truly another world.
@BOSOXRULE2323
@BOSOXRULE2323 9 лет назад
Democrats raised 3 times as much in the midterms
@R2TheM
@R2TheM 9 лет назад
When the con-tards are hit with facts, they either deny them or go silent. Amazing, simply amazing.
@webbjr37
@webbjr37 9 лет назад
Democrats got millions more votes in the midterm's also, but Republicans still gained seats in both houses, In reply to BOSOXRULE2323
@jadeimingan184
@jadeimingan184 5 лет назад
Poor Christy
@pettypettywoodchuck2
@pettypettywoodchuck2 9 лет назад
This was the best final new rule in a long time, fucking witty.
@rhyno8644
@rhyno8644 9 лет назад
2015 voting presidential elections are about as real as Jeb Bush being nominated to represent the GOP as the 3rd Bush in less than 25 years. Wtf
@Blunderful19
@Blunderful19 8 лет назад
Clearly this man has never driven a Camry.
@k1productions87
@k1productions87 9 лет назад
Its gonna be Clinton vs. Bush in 2016, I can feel it. We're establishing a dynasty in this country,... and its not a pretty one.
@phar0ahad3
@phar0ahad3 9 лет назад
good video republicans have the best shot with ben carson hes black but looks out for white rich people
@EazyE11
@EazyE11 9 лет назад
Only problem is that the majority of black people can see through his BS and if the republicans think it is that easy that they can just say "look we have a black guy." Good luck with the over %90 of black voters that vote democrat.
@phar0ahad3
@phar0ahad3 9 лет назад
Ezsprinter yea but its atleast a good try because if he lies the way republicans do on the road for presidency he can convince alot of people .....
@theprogressivecynic2407
@theprogressivecynic2407 9 лет назад
phar0ahad3 Large portions of the right wing base will simply not vote for a black man, thus the primary competition is almost impossible for Carson.
@phar0ahad3
@phar0ahad3 9 лет назад
The Progressive Cynic Yea its true
@R2TheM
@R2TheM 9 лет назад
Yea the republicans have their token candidates to try to swing the minority/women's vote.. Its like "Hey Guys! Look we aren't racist or against women, we have a black, latino and woman candidate!" lol
@hihitler5406
@hihitler5406 8 лет назад
BILL MAHER FOR PRESIDENT.
@Tallgeese03
@Tallgeese03 8 лет назад
burned the Fuck out of mitt Romney Lmfaoo
@sparkielyle3679
@sparkielyle3679 9 лет назад
I'm with yah Sharon, on Liz. Hillary & Liz 4 VP, now were talkin! PT-!--O2A. . .
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