Rebel Moon: Part Two - Review 

The movie is pretty fire though ngl and those who hate it well don’t watch it 😂😂😂 right

@@shadowmoon2886 a binfire perhaps

​@@shadowmoon2886 Pure dumpster fire

Pretty fire! Pretty. Fire, pretty. Fire, good!

No need, they do a "previously on" segment for the opening. Tell, don't show.

Yes! That’s exactly how I felt!

That phrase really is poetry. Well said, Dan.

I'm gonna use this phrase forever more whenever this pair of 'films' is mentioned.....Brilliant!

It's so freaking accurate. A lot of the time these earlier parts are just a tease for the "real movie". They don't feel like a complete movie, they're just setups for later films that may or may not be made. 😂

Great turn of phrase. I particularly like it when the "pitch" falls flat, like at the end of The Predator.

"Someday,i will be the most Powerfull Farmer ever,and i will stop people from starving" Zanakin Snydwalker

Zack seems to think that the grain in this movie is like the spice in Dune which is... weird.

That's going to piss off Coeliac Palpatine

​@@15mmGustavus Dead! Perfect line.

​@@Aussie27Legend Lmao, perfectly put

Rebel Moon 3: Oops All Grain

Two F-bombs actually! :D

Rebel Moon 13: Reasons? Why?

Dan dropped a W what you mean

The Dan rage is strong in this one.

Nothing will beat his epic Transformers rant though (yet )

You’re out of your mind lol the hate train rides high my god 🤦‍♂️

@@IAMBATwal Cope.

and the team does not interact with each other.

The antiheist film.

@@IAMBATwalahh yes the d*ck rider of Zach Snyder

RM aesthetic.. don't think has a clear focus? Is it supposed to be space Rome? Sometimes it felt like mish-mash of other stuff like Warhammer that I'm not quite sure which is its originality.

Watchmen was good looking, but soulless. His Justice League was good looking if bit long. He has a good handle on visual effects. The problem is that he is style over substance.

Snyder is overrated. Plenty of more talented directors out there that should be given a chance instead of this poser

I actually think that his visual style is fine; even Sucker Punch looks great, but he’s bad when it comes to story. Out of his own stories, Army of the Dead (or whatever the name was) is the best. And this movie also has logical flaws like there’s no tomorrow.

the dude is overly dramatic and lacks subtlety.... Slowmo when it absolutly makes no sense and dialogue that any random dude on the streets could make better. I dont know when people starting thinking snyder was a good movie maker.

no they won't. 😂

All dozens of them

As always, what I've heard about Snyder is true. He always says that the next film or cut will actually be the one to deliver... but it never does.

My old theater manager LOVES Snyder and this is exactly what he said lol

I enjoyed Sucker Punch, while I'm sure that it has plenty of critics and plot holes, as well as 300, though Sucker Punch more for girls with clothes, rather than mostly nude barbarian's butchering historic moments. Sigh. I have seen critics rip apart Rebel Moon for copying Star Wars and Seven Samurai etc. I think Zack sadly has run his course and though I am saddened by the loss of his daughter, I don't think he should be given more money for this series of films. Despite being a Rebel of a director. Even I can write cringe dialogue better than Hellyweird :P

Nah jts not gonna stop it’s gonna keep going and going people love it. And they won’t stop loving it cuz how amazing it is. If you don’t like action then why watch it in the first place. Tell what horrible movies you watched. I’m sure they are more trash than your own opinion

Question, why are you cheering for it? What did he do to you personally? What about the people that actually like his work? With your permission, can we keep liking his work? Why don’t you lames just fkn focus on what you guys like? Why are you lames cheering and hopeing for the man’s failure? I swear you guys are fkn weird! I’m whiling to bet you were the loner kid that sat by himself in lunch during high school and got punked! Yall are straight weird

@@shadowmoon2886 why are yall so obsessed with this fucking dude

Total freedom? They literally made him make it pg13 and cut a ton of content out of the movie

@@SLVNTGOONZ lol exactly! They cut away from the death of the villain like wtf? That would have been the most satisfying scene.

hahhahahahah!

See, *this* is what was actually being made. A tool to help workers focus, and insomniacs sleep! It was just wrongly sold as a movie.

​@@whaleguy Snyder loves Ayn Rand. He probably made the movie to keep the worker drones in line by liquifying their brains lmao

That was epic

corny ass name

It has serious Guardians 2 Taserface vibes 😂

"You get a scar, and you get a scar..."

"EVERYONE GETS A SCAAAAAAAAR"

How can they not, when they can be resurrected anyway?

With Alita there was at least the excuse that if viewers wanted more, they had the option to read the comic books. An inadequate excuse imo, but Rebel Moon has no excuse whatsoever. Snyder apparently hasn't even finished the third screenplay yet! 🤦

Alita was at the very least good. Rebel moon is dumb

I'm not a manga guy but even I care about Alita and it's world building more than basically anything happened in Rebel Moon. Then again, comparing a duo collaboration of James Cameron and Robert Rodriguez with Zack Snyder is such a huge stretch

Alita was a solid effort and well placed for sequels. Shame that didn't happen

😂😂

😂😂😂 god -- that description alone makes me want to watch it

​@@ReggieBishopme tooooo😅

😂😂😂😂

Honestly, its surprisingly bad. No review can give it justice

@@moonshine588fool you must be on drugs the movie was fire 😂

Nah watch it don’t be scared, cuz if your scared to watch it that proves it’s the best movie

@shadowmoon2886 space ships are fighting for 1,000 dollars worth of wheat. Does the mighty empire need to build a modest bakery? They should have invaded a Costco. There would have been more food

​@@shadowmoon2886the 1st was coma inducing.

Nice.

Oh i get it

Mark Kermode's WW 1984 review established pretty conclusively that he is a pussy.

I hope Kermode tears this apart. Not because I wish bad things upon the movie and the team behind it, but because his rants are top tier.

Dan rants are amazing but I don't think even he can top kermode's sex and the city 2 rant! Here's hoping for a classic kermodian rant for this one. He seems to have mellowed a bit and doesn't rant as much anymore

@@inigomontoya7115 -- Mark's rants are incredible because they're always inspired by his incredible love of cinema. He recognizes that Snyder has the passion for film, but he knows he lacks what it really takes to make good films. Snyder lacks the emotional depth, but he has the skill pull off beautiful images. I think once he acknowledged this, he began to go a bit easier on him. He still trashes his movies, because they're awful films, but he's gentler about it.

I don't want him to suffer - but I love to see a rant.

Right. The entire section of wheat harvesting could have been completely removed from the film and it would not have made a difference.

300 was fun And some people, myself included like man of steel and a few of his other movies. But this is hot trash.

All fandoms are obnoxious… ‘Star Wars’ fans, Marvel fans, ‘Game of Thrones’ fans, ‘Harry Potter’ fans… the list goes on…

I think the snyder haters are just as weird. They find themselves under any Snyder related content they can get their hands on. Both sides are extremely weird

​@@zachanator2011the point is the lengths that Snyder fans go to defend him and try to convince the world that he's the greatest director ever.

@@ReggieBishop I barely ever see that though I only see Snyder fans on Snyder related content I rarely ever see any Snyder fans going out of their way to comment on things that don't relate to Snyder content. Which makes sense cuz if you love Zack Snyder I guess obviously you'd be in spaces that feature his content but Zack Snyder haters idk man it's they come out of the woodwork to emphasize how much they hate Zack Snyder. Like idk man if you guys hate him so much just don't watch his movies. There is honestly about 10 other movies Ive seen this year worse than rebel moon but I only this level of hate on his movies. I don't even think madam web got as much hate as Snyder gets, people just didn't watch that movie l, which is my sentiment like if you guys dont like rebel moon like just don't watch it, I'm seeing people who haven't seen the movie exclusively coming here just to crap on Snyder 😂😂 idk man all I'm saying is that stuff Is pretty weird bruh

You don bully people with millions of dollars to give you money is jut no your cup of tea

Didnt see that interview but based on this comment, it sounds like Zach Snyder is like if Mac from It's always sunny in Philadelphia somehow became a notable film director.

The age of snyders and bays and bolls needs to end. Why are we fancying these hacks when there is so much unnoticed talent out there. Our spare time, the world, and cinema are too finite to squeeze in so many of these douchebags. They obviously know some kind of secrets to the system that others don’t

@@keaanulaanui1147he literally organised his followers to bully WB to get the Snyder cut🫤🤷‍♂️

Alex from Angry Joe said it best: Zack has masculinity issues.

Same...I had to look for it ! And finished it in half an hour with all the fast forwarding...

They are pushing it at me, I have not and never will watch the first or any other iteration of this franchise. At least Netflix rejected his idea of adapting The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand.

@@pattheplanter cant you select don't show me this again on netflix or is that just youtube?

@@TheRealMcCoyAndChipsAhoy There's movies that are made to be watched in the background and now we have movies that are made for speedrun. Hollywood is really shooting themselves in the foot.

Dawn of the Dead 300 Justice League Watchmen Man of Steel Rebel Moon Army of the Dead BvS SuckerPunch

1. Dawn of the Dead -1. Watchmen -2. 300 -3. Army of Dead … the other ones

They are all garbage. Saved you time

Nah, I wish they let him make it. Imagine the two most confrontational fandoms duking it out online, such a blast

I owed “The Rise of Skywalker” an apology after “Jurassic World: Dominion”.

Nobody ever should give the Disney SW trilogy an apology. Never

My thoughts, exactly! 😂

I’d happily watch ‘The Rise of Skywalker’, ‘The Book of Boba Fett’ and the worst episode of ‘The Mandalorian’ over this.

I am 20 episodes in to Judge Dee's Mysteries and just finished Spy x Family, not in the slightest interested in seeing this crap.

I love spy x family

Well, I don't hate watch, but if I did, I would just download it so as not to affect Netflix's algorithm.

I would love more of this : )

Too too funny. I’ve been hate-watching far longer than I should have been.

The problem is Netflix has money to burn and they will give anybody millions of dollars just to flood their service with content -- no matter whether it's good or notm

Oh, I’m certain the showrunners of ‘Fallout’ will be getting handsomely paid anyway. Also Hollywood, pay attention, ‘Fallout’ is what you get when you actually HIRE writers and pay them their due!

I hate the idea of, release a movie, but the movie that I didn’t realize is better and and we need a 4 hour cut for it all to make sense. Make a good movie first.

Actually, they're supposed to be releasing the R-rated Snyder Cuts of *both* movies some day ... which will supposedly add an additional hour to each movie! 😮

@@lovetheblue6659 you mean more slow motion origin stories told over tearful eyed characters. oh wee

​@@okachobired5856😂😂😂😂

I never understood the tactic of waiting to release a "Snyder Cut". it feels like they figure if it has those words in the marketing his fans will eat it up like pigs at a trough but surely most people are aware that he has full control over both cuts. So how does this help? Why release an inferior version that will almost guarantees that less people will watch the next one? It hurts my brain thinking about it.

Literally Ray Fisher’s character in the first movie dies via sacrifice TEN MINUTES after his introduction!

@@stormtraitor6545 It was so stupid!

@@AllInTheGame01 Stupid doesn’t come close to describing it…

@@stormtraitor6545 But the man's a genius, a visionary 🙄

@@AllInTheGame01 Sounds like you’re talking about Denis Villeneuve. 😆

I found Alita to be an incoherent mess.

... This is literally the first time I've wanted to see an episode of Grey's Anatomy, so job well done, I guess?

It was tolerable, but it did have major problems.

Or a Mcguffin or any sign he knows how to use tropes even on a basic level.

@@TheOtakuKat 😂🤣💀👻

Probably disappointed at the low moisture farm content in the original Star Wars. The grain just looks like wheat. There are so many alien-looking grains. Coix lacryma-jobi would have worked.

​@@pattheplanter There are so many things in Rebel Moon that are so... pedestrian.... and terrenal... terrible lack of imagination

I thought I had seen one but I just checked and that was actually by Michael Bay. Damn you, Ryan Reynolds.

Snyder is pretty bad - but Sucker Punch has some reedemable qualities

If you like horror his Dawn of the Dead remake is good 🎬