Recettear Review | Capitalism Ho! | Merchant Edition™ 

"(Phone rings omniously)" "Yes?" "Bogdanoff, she did it." "She did?" "She did the combo" "... send Euria..." "She is now making money on the food market." "Dump eet. And make the dungeons harder."

Woo he said Argentina! Having a crippling debt, financial instability and astronomical murder rates finally paid off!

“Bat wings, which can be used to make soup!” Oeuf

"And so the cute, courageous little heroine was crushed by the bitterness of reality." Nice to see the Japanese are as cheery as they have always been. Wonder if the game creator took out a loan to develop this game.

"hey hey people" and suddenly all troubles melted away, just like that

As an argentinian, I play this game for the fantasy of being able to escape from a hopeless, crippling economic situation without using our nazi great grandparent's documents to get an european citizenship.

To prevent Euria from ever being able to come to your store, avoid the town square at morning and noon if you have more than 100,000 pix. Suffer not the Euria to live.

So this is basically the story of a child trying to survive in land of magic, fantasy and anarcho-capitalism.

"11 seconds ago" God personally sent me this video for my own amusement

"That's terrible...those workers are completely overpaid." Bruh

One complaint: you didn't fully express the sheer hatred and loathing you will feel towards little girls in this game. They are a fairly common generic customer, and will take even less shit than the housewives. You can't raise the prices at all with them, forcing you to sell at practically cost. And that's before even mentioning the fact that they have no money. Every customer has a hidden amount of money they can spend, and little girls have almost none. That won't stop them from grabbing the most expensive fucking thing in the store and demanding you sell it to them for a dollar. If you don't sell the treasure that's worth 20,000 to a little girl who came in with her god damn allowance, say goodbye to your combo. There's a hidden way to raise the amount of money each customer type can have, but that involves selling a lot of stuff to them. Again, in the case of the little girls, that means selling at a loss. The worst part is that they then have the nerve to gloat about it afterwards. "I'm so smart! I got such a good deal!" NO YOU DIDN'T YOU LITTLE FUCKING EXTORTIONIST, YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME!

"Who needs social distancing when our employees are unpaid, unfeeling golems whose only purpose is to serve you watermelon at competitive prices." SsethTzeentach, 2020 Seriously one of my favorite quotes of all time.

The second game in a row where the child is held accountable to the parents debt. Is everything okay Sseth?

*5 second joke about Argentina being poor* Argentinians: "It's my time to shine"

“The Only Thing They Fear Is Recession”

Seth is the best advertiser of all time, I literally can’t stop buying the games he reviews. I AM COMPELLED TO BE SHILLED.

11pm and about to hit the bed. "Hey hey people" Sseth whispers softly into my ear. Ok I'll sleep later.

"Translated to Mandarin Chinese" *Shows Mongolian throat singing*

7:04 "bat wing, to make soup" *aha !!! I see what you did there*

The way he said "I hate the dungeon." makes me believe that's the only bit of seriousness we've ever gotten out of him.

Imagine your dad coming home again after 9 years, smiling hugs all around, gives mum a kiss on the cheek then retreats to his room Then faintly “Hey hey people....”

Hey Hey People, Argentinian Here... Remember, this video isn't a joke, its a cry for help.

9:22 So Sseth was training for his Breeders of Nephilim speedrun for at least 3 years

2:12 is my favorite screencap of all times

TIL: about 60% of Sseth’s viewerbase is from Argentina

This game's like Vampire the Masquerade: whenever someone mentions it, I start having an unstoppable urge to install it.

“Unpaid, unfeeling golems”. That’s the first time I’ve ever heard someone describe a vending machine in such a way.

The game is actually called “racketeer”

In Mandalore's videos, Sseth gets cameos and fanfare. In Sseth's videos, Mandalore is Hitler. I love it.

Recettear creators : "this is a game about being an honest merchant!" Literally everyone : "time to make profits from totally ethical business practices"

*Anarcho-Capitalist Simulator: Loli Edition*

Sseth hints at it, but one of the most important part of doing well in this game is stringing together combos. Problem: the game's tutorial not only doesn't tell you about them, but actively discourages you from getting them. Tear explicitly tells you to haggle with customers for better prices. But that's a terrible idea. You want them to accept the first price you offer them because that is the only way to build a combo. And without those combos, you'll level up at a snail's pace and get absolutely crushed.

ah yes. It's about time Sseth reviews Capitalism: The Game. Actually surprised it took this long...

Sseth: "Mandarin chinese" *shows Mongolian man instead*

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, BREEDER OF NEPHELYM WERE FORESHADOW 3 GODDAMN YEARS BEFORE THE VIDEO

I really thought this was just a simple dungeon diving-merchant simulator But then I got evicted and reality hit me This game teach you about business more than any seminar-bait business man could

Capitalism: Waifu Edition

I don't need a VPN to buy in Argentine peso. That said, i am extremely poor in consequence.

The two main characters are perfectly named. You need to Recette if you mess up a day. Tear will "Tear" out Recette's ovaries with her bare hands if she misses a payment.

Rest in RIP Argentinian regional pricing in Steam :(

Argentinian dude here: That must be the only thing worth buying with Pesos here 0/100 would not recomend

"Remember when Dad left to get some Coke Vanilla and never returned?" "Y-yeah." "I think it's time for you to go get some Coke Vanilla."

"...and bat wings. Which can be used... to make soup." *O H N O*

Some of your best work yet, Sseth. I had to pause the video several times to let the delirious laughter take its course, much like the dread plague that took its course through my family one cold autumn many years ago

“Bat wings, which can be used to make soup.” _HMMMMMMMMMMMM_

me: *Attempts capitalism* _DON'T UNDERESTIMATE A HOUSE WIFE!_

I like the relevant images/content you choose to put in that only lasts for like half a second and also all the different edits.

Every now and then I remember Sseth makes funny review videos and every now and then he makes good review videos. This is one of them.

that moment when being an argentinean finally pays off, already browsing my mind for the best meme to post in seths comment section and i realize theres a whole bunch of posts saying everything i thought of. Like the peso, being argentinean devaluates at astronomical rates.

"hey hey people" its so confortable to hear

the subtitles added to sseths video are so interesting. i also miss and need you in these harsh times

4 days after release i’ve watched this 6 times. i am making the sseth cult proud

I'm from Argentine, and i find this very accurate, please someone take me from this cursed land

6:55 "I fking hate the dungeon" I almost choked from laughter, this was so genuine.

Dammit Seth. Pls post more often. Your vids literally give me life

Thank fuck you posted I've rewatched your videos more than I should admit.

8:38 How can Sseth relive his ancestry if he isn't ousted from the town even once?

Ah yes, the infamous Merchant Guild has sent their most cunning and guile of members to overwatch Recette, and introduce her into its clutches. Their name? Tear.

To anyone who doesn't know the song 0:54, it's "The Only Thing They Fear is You", the Doom Eternal OST

not even joking, I've been searching for this game for ages. thanks lord sseth, you do something productive once in a while.

Games sales up to 200% after Sseth posted this video Recettear developer : *_"Capitalism! Ho!_*

As an Argentinian, I can confirm that the peso is weak as sock's slap. In fact, the real value is half of what the video shows because government meddling tries to fix it's price.

Bat wings being used to make soup is hilarious.

Please make another video. Coronavirus is smashing my will to live, and I need the regular 8 minutes of joy that you typically bring to the table.

Hey, I'm Argentinean, good to hear that my pesos are worth for something. Heh

The pure hatred in sseth's voice when he talk about dungeon is amazing

As a chemist, i really appreciate that Urea joke, im going to YOINK it and use it

7:04 " batwings which can be used to make soup" Damn Sseth ,only if we listened

7:13 As an amateur mugger I don't know that robbing the elderly could be so easy. Thanks for tip Sseth

It's like you can really hear him railing adderall in the background of this video

I just love how your voice works, idk why but you sound so convinient and funny at the same time

Dude I'm so impatient for sseths next video

Sseth confirms that Doom Music makes anything seem hard-core as shit

"More content to come" >Rise of Nations: Rise of Legends Oh shit son I can't wait

Bro you sold me on your whole channel with this review

7:53 you actually played Supreme Commander. Didn't expect to see that beauty in one of your videos.

At the end of my run I was barely short of my last bill, and only had one action left before it was due, but wouldn't sell enough to make it. I realized I could grab up my entire stock and with my last action sell it all at the flea market. Empty shelves, full wallet, no more debt. I practically came from entrepreneurial spirit

You floored me when you referenced MandaloreGaming as Hitler's gamer tag

Thank you Sseth. You made me buy their bundle

Dude I love your psychopathic way you play games it's hilarious

Me: "Oh nice Sseth talks about a Anime game" Also me: *remembers the Bowling Ball*

SSETH! *Greetings from Argentina!* Thanks for the recomendation! A bottle of coke is worth 3 times this game so its an instant buy.

I swear to god, watching this video while pausing and reading every edit and text is a entire different and awesome experience

This is one of the few games you reviewed that i actually played, and laughted even harder for understanding the jokes with proper context xD

8:54 never have I been so proud of my country's failure of an economy. Remember kids: if your currency devalues faster than people can be bothered to update their prices, there's always a discount. Still can't afford it tho, because your employers can't be bothered to update your paycheck either.

1 minute ago. Yes! A gift from god, direct express.

They say you can tell when a speaker loves/is passionate about the subject he speaks on -- indeed, you can. This is peak Sseth content; my only complaint is the lack of a longer more generalized version Seeth pontificating about the miracle that is Capitalism. He truly is of the Merchants Guild, and for the Merchants Guild.

The Bat Wing Soup gag has aged like a fine wine, sir! Delicious!

"Your house will be seized as collateral in order to repay the loan" **Outward PTSD flares up**

hey hey people, argentine man here. for anyone who doesn't know valve is one of the very few companies out there who takes pity on our cozy little financial shithole that is south america. unlike let's say apple who often goes to 3rd world countries like india to try and sell their 700US$ garbage tier phones to the middle and lower classes who just can't afford to spend their two to three month family budget on a product that is basically the same as other market options but at double the price, valve goes for a different aproach to struggling countries' markets, often offering every account linked to a south american country insanely dirt cheap prices effectively gaining popularity and ever increasing the hold of the imperialist system on our daily lives. 10/10 great company good market strategies thoroughly recomend them. and if you unlike us would like to have a try of 90% discount on your Imouto Simulator for your VR setup but were unlucky enough to be born to a backwater never heard of place that is subject to the harshness of the free market such as "the united states", "england" or "germany" or as we call it here Das Vaterland you can always hop on in to your nearest luxury Kreuzfahrtschiff and come to live our little corner of the world, a lot of peopple do it to escape war crimes, you can do it for steam discounts. alternatively if you don't have sufficient economic standing to procure passage and living standarts or a high enough military standing to make the state procure you a working visa, in these times there's a more updated solution, get a proxy, set it to argentina and start buying. much love from the United Provinces Of The South and have a good one

I like to think that the Jerma Greenscreen clips are just random stock footage that Sseth happens to find and think “Yeah this fits what I’m doing today”

Everyone: * Speaks about Argentina being poor * Venezuelans: * Angry noises *

I'm so glad he uses stuff from Jerma's green screen. I feel like more and more I see popular youtube channels secretly reference him

“Featuring Dante, from the Devil May Cry series.”

Sseth ist being 1 month time for next vídeo ist the only reason im alive

That Thailand map at 0:08... Masterpiece

Sseth minigame: Trying to pause and look at every single image in his intros

''Please don't rob the elderly.'' Too late i already evicted my grandpa yesterday. He should have invested his money instead of hiding it from me.

you are easily the best game reviewer in existence

"Argentinian pesos." I died. 🤣🤣🤣