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Insane

Yes. That's the answer. Sseth found clarity in insanity.

unhinged, that's what he's getting more and more. as someone who was diagnotised with ADHD at a young-age, and had to stop taking ritaline because this shit make you efficient but MISERABLE, he's probably gonna feel much more energized and happy about it for a few-years, until the ADHD kick-back in. for now, let's appreciate that he feel good about it and let himself get gradually more insane x)

He is less edgy but more comfortable with his psychopathy

Sanity is just a circle, if you go to far into any direction you will just circle back to where you came from.

No futanari/incest. Im dissapointed

He reveal macrophilia long time ago.

Did you not come?

@@toobig7150 not yet

@@toobig7150 no that was on the morrowind review

the best pron games are the ones that focus on everything but the pron, it´s why Eiyuu Senki is so good

Same thing happened with the Fate series 😅

Price for Freedom

Everyone: How do we fight our corporate overlords? Sseth: From the inside.

That's what we need these days, shit on scammers and give some love to men

The wholesome message being "Make sure to order more coconut milk from Hello Fresh BECAUSE REAL MONKIES GET IT FOR YOU!"

@@evilgibson It would have been a selling point before the 20th century.

If only he hadn't spent the last 3 years cultivating a toxic audience...

@@mechanicalmonk2020 but who is going to poz all these neg holes?!?

Homiesexuals even.

When a homie died fighting for you, you keep his corpse animated to keep serving you, it's what he would have wanted.

@@lolasdm6959 "Even in death, I still serve." And the Astartes are certainly ones to know something about brotherly bonds.

@@lolasdm6959 “Greater love hath no man than this: that he would lay his life down for his friends.”

True men are not afraid to show that they love their homies.

Anybody know what track is playing in that part?

​@Chill lady I don't 👍🍷🐈

@@JayUwU04thank you Kanye, very cool.

Lmao that is not at all what Sseth said. Intimate friendships between men are undermined by the likelihood that one will be perceived as gay, and that's a perception intrinsic to any society where homosexuality isn't illegal. Note that the most gay-unfriendly cultures on the planet, Islamic ones, are cultures where it's very common for men to demonstrate affection by holding hands and kissing one another on the cheek. There's a reason for that - perverts preemptively took our homies from us. Sseth is dogwhistling that we should implement a Final Solution to the male affection question, pardon my Deutsch.

@Lil Ben idk man sounds like you're a boyliker

I think it’s the relief of “thank god my humor isn’t broken”

@@R0ZEN7 he took meds? For what exactly?

@@oklmao8300 everything

@@oklmao8300 ADHD i think

@@wills8656 BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Nah, they dropped it due to "market risk" He kept it inside to make fun of them.

Didnt he say they pulled out?

@@solidhyrax risky move on his behalf lets hope they're not prone to sue for defamation.

Are they really a scam tho? Its a novelty gift, not a legally binding contract with the state. Or are they doing other things as well?

@TheSaviorOfSouls it is just a novelty gift, but through their advertising, they make it seem like through a legal loophole, you are legally getting that title. They're like the poster child of deceptive advertising.

The ritalin didn't fuel him, it was holding his true power back.

@@eiatos The true rite of ADHD patients. Big Pharma is afraid of our collective power.

It's not unhinged if it's true.

Reminds me of watching MGS4's final fight at the school library computers with no headphones (and therefore no audio) at Royce Hall. For some reason when I rewatched it later, the music and voices just didn't match what was in my mind watching it for the first time in that library sometime between 2007 and 2012

With cc? Like DBZ Abridged "Canadian English"?

No, no CC or anything. Just the visual stuff

I tried it. Its surreal.

He finished talking about the game and then he shows a gif of an obese woman and starts rambling like a mad man

@@solidskullz5736 That was the best part. It was hot asf.

Charisma break is the best shit, note it for whenever you actually write anything

we just bottle our shit up until we either explode internally or externally gotta let that false masculine die in a fire like it deserves

@@SsethTzeentach amen

@@SsethTzeentach I agree, but we also can't replace it with a rejection of masculinity either.

@@jlcdavenport6268 Right, its about rejecting a false masculinity. You can be masculine and still care deeply for your friends. Supporting someone that you care for is a truly masculine act.

@@jlcdavenport6268 obviously. there are qualities we attribute to “masculinity” that are desirable on everyone. Strength. Confidence. Decisiveness. These are qualities that are good in anyone, of any gender. But for some reason we attribute both “weakness” and “being emotional” with femininity. And so we loath the idea of talking to each other, of expressing feelings, of crying. “Can’t cry. God forbid we express an ounce of emotion. That would make us feminine and weak. If you cry or give an ounce of emotional sencerity you’re not a real man. Real men bottle up their emotions to die of stress at the ripe age of 40.” Is it any wonder why we have whole industries preying on insecure men who feel like they’re not masculine enough? That they’re somehow not “real men”? The Tates and Petersons of the world. Is it any wonder, with how we emotionally stunt ourselves, why so many men struggle to find friends? To find partners? How are you supposed to connect to people when the idea of opening up is considered a sign of weakness? How can masculine men be desirable in a relationship when they’re all emotionally stunted as fuck? Do away with the notion that being emotional somehow means you’re not a real man. Do away with the notion that you have to live up to the ideals of emotionally stunted fools to be considered a “real man”. You will find a far better form of masculinity once you do.

Ah yes, a merchant of some intellect I see

Amazonian muscle girls yes please

For real

​@@jffry890ever try just to be gay? Why pretend?

​@@WiseOwl_1408ah yes tall muscle woman or just a guy, truly the same thing.

This is not the first time he got scammed by a sponsor. ExpressVPN screwed him over before, he's just advertising for them now because they came back because he was just too popular and they ended up resolving it.

i will remember this, thank you for your service

When paired with the extreme homoeroticism it gives me the ultimate confusion erection

...the purest of christmas gifts

How many times has he laughed like that? It honestly felt so genuine this time.

Every time I hear Sseth not playing his straight-faced character, I get a bit more parasocial.

This is like the first time I hear him Genuinely laugh, caught me off guard and i started to laugh

Sponsors check the video before it is up they are probably fine with this. EDIT : I had a brainfart lol it is quite obvious the sponsors pulled out sorry bois.

@@mertarican5456 did you miss the part where they pulled out of the sponsorship? lol

@@mertarican5456 No they are a scam site so he realized he wasn't gonna get paid, so he just shit on them all video. He literally called them a scam he is not getting paid

I know of one RU-vidr getting sponsored by them, Mark Felton. I think he has a lot in common with Seth. Honestly, both Lord Felton And Lord Seth are doing a fine job regarding the sponsorship. A fine job.

Thats the call to become part of the merchants guild!

Exactly. Appreciate your bro(s).

Your game's a work of art, and you should be proud

holy sht real

Good game. I still hate what you did to Extracurricular Activities tho 😒 Also ChubPan full version when?

I came to your game

You just got yourself a customer for reacting in such a cool way about seth's video hahaha, buying right now!

CS Lewis was probably gay lol

@@gotgunpowder an example presents itself.

@@gotgunpowder No-Friend-Haver confirmed.

@@gotgunpowder i'm willing to listen you out, weirdo. give evidence and I might believe it.

@@gotgunpowder woman detected

They're a scam. Also, they pulled out.

@@hop-skip-ouch8798The sponsor? i already know that but thank you anyway

Look if the furry vore platformer did not end him comparatively milk toast barra rpg won't either

A russki hiding in dania making silly videogame videos is making fun of his scam sponsors. What a sentence.

@@Hsaelt lolwut

Yeah! I just play it ironically haha

Wait, then what does imply for Drew Pickles?

Bros, can I raise my testosterone by having a stronger man cummy in my bummy?

Is it possible to romance women in that game tho? Don't know, but that would probably make it way more appealing rather than having absolitely none.

@@__-tp4tm You can't actually get laid in-game with anyone, at least as far as I know, and the highest form of intimacy you'll share with another outcast of society is them confiding in you/being friendly by a campfire (this is one sequence, and there are no follow-ups I could find). Followed by a thanks and a pretty basic accessory named InsertName's Bond (it's always Lucky and has Lifeguard). This process is one you can repeat with any recruit regardless of race, sex, intelligence, etc. That's about it though. Friends and homies. I figured since you could craft a Diamond Ring that maybe there was a way to get engaged/marry a recruit, even if it's just a box of generic text followed by minor bonuses when questing with said recruit. But no, apparently. It's more of a "Escaping Prison Island with Fantasy Homies" simulator than any sort of dating game. You _can_ help other characters (NPCs) in their... matters of love, though. Bring two other people together, maybe.

I think it's because the editor just let those appear in the cuts

@@nit-Inundate whatever the reason, I definitely appreciate it.

@@Alberich_Prince_of_DwarvesI thought he stopped streaming

@@landrylongacre6391 He did, but the vods live on.

@@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves immunology lecture is peak

It's nice once in a while but I hope this isn't the new aesthetic going forward.

@@user-gs1hh8nj7oIt’s funny because in the beginning of the video he was talking about people hating on self-improvement

He probably started watching Max0r's content after collabing with him a few times and realized that can actually add to the comedy of some lines

@🌸 𝐄𝐫𝐨𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬 🌸 Arguing like a baboon, sweet. You mean his style of video that made him as popular and big as he is now. Pretty rtrded to change that now.

@@Top_Hat_Walrus Self-improvement IRL has nothing to do with changing the style of posting meme reviews, a style that got him to where he is now.

It feels more like to me the crazy homeless bum giving helpful and supportive advice to somebody at their low point. It's unexpected, kinda scary, but overall helpful and appreciated.

Isn't it a scam to begin with?

Yeah

Established Titles was already doomed to begin with

@@zoiberg1996 they even changed the site many times now due to videos calling it a scam and now they are going with "it's a gag gift, nobody would believe you actualy becomes a lord and actualy owns land"

@ do they not know the wayback machine exists?

The editor. Not Sseth

@@EminemLovesGrapes um he called his main character kazuma kiryu?

@@dmitrisemenoff6455 And even dressed him up and made him an alleged traitor. Lovely details.

Sad that he didn’t make majima to make the ultimate gay couple duo

@@EminemLovesGrapes Sseth has editor?

I'm feeling ill these past few days and you couldn't have worded this better

Like, he was having fun

It's so cringe to see how sheltered and social-arded you permanent internet dwellers are. Why do you even get out of bed to experience basic human emotions while staring at a screen?

@@wojciechjamiokowski2885 unironically named Wojak, lmao

@@DBDenzz Nah hes just a polak

Sometimes we need to be reminded of these things... God knows I do! I'd thank the guy myself if I ever met him!

my mom told during a car ride while we were talking about how my alcoholic dad wasn't responding to any1 for two days that the only thing she basically did to help him cope and get over his addiction was "to drink a little and save the rest for later". I love learning that my life got ruined in such happy and wholesome ways x3

I see Daddy gave you good advice

@@MrSergayfgtxd You were retarded right out the gate, no wonder he drinks

@@r0br33r dude, my sister is vegan, retardness is in our blood, it just shows up in different symptoms

Fascist "Merchants and degenerates" really? Fuck off. Maybe you're not depressed just because you're afraid of acting gay in front of your "homies"

Agreed it's a blessing to witness this.

Remember to use code: Ssethscam

Less cool considering the sponsor is literally a scam company lmaoo

@@wnyduchess Its very likely sseth knew they were going to pull out and did it anyway for the joke. He hasn't done any sponsors before outside of warthunder, he's pure patreon/merchant guild funded.

@@liamzakhaev and the VPN company

Praise toucan

@@moshymosh My question is. Sauce?

seriously tho, I need a link for that gif

@@dkaratas seek jesus

@@dkaratas I've been trying to find it myself.

If you check out his old streams he would crack up for minutes over a dumb joke he found amusing 😂

I don't really like it. I prefer him to be portrayed as some kind of non-human agent of chaos.

@@andrewnicon a true non-human agent of chaos would suddenly cackle for a full minute, refuse to explain what they found funny and continue with what they were doing.

As long as we still have the usual monotone statements I like it. This video is a bit more underedited pace wise though, I never had to pause to read anything really

@@andrewnicon u can bounce then bucko

Sodomy?

@@azuaraikrezeul1677 little bit of sodomy to add a good time

@@discountskeletor3326 Breedst

BLIND GUARDIAN RUUUUUULES

>Blind Guardian Truly a cultured man.

Beast in Black

what's your furaffinity nickname

​@@cloudycolacorp isnt seth the "doktor" 🤣

Cringe inhibitors man the furry community could use some of those >-

Also the levels of sus are unfathomable

​@chaduserforrealfuck off retard your spam channel isnt even funny

The man gladly pays for our sin's. He embraces the madness so we can see the light through him and pretend to retain some degree of normalcy in this strange plane they call the "World".

Then he failed as a youtuber, his objective is to let it loose

@@garetheckley7018 ?

Yeah it was weird actually hearing his laugh but its more human.

please stop forcing me to confront the fact that sseth is not an african memewarlord but an actual human being

Of COURSE he would

Where did he stream it?

Wait he still streams ?

@@demetritek No. It was like a few weeks that he streamed and then he stopped.

@@rizkyyulianto54 On youtube, but I know there is an archive of the stream over on bitchute.

Ikr? I hereby send some love and appreciation to you, fellow gaming enthusiast :3 Have a merry Christmas!

@@toolatetothestory

I just texted my bro

*Illegitimately sweet

To love your homies without reservation, that is the mark of true manhood. I have never met any of you, but I hope you guys have a good time this Christmas.

Him laughing during the streams was the best thing, Seth's laugh could cure cancer.

+1 for the wholesome paragraph -1 for "holiday" instead of Christmas

@griffy ye Begone, ruffian!

I agree! It was unexpected but I really appreciated it. The comments section so far has been pretty chill too. I hope he can continue to remain somewhat positive.

Sseth has always been a Wholesome 100 heckin Keanu Chungusurino. You can see it in his streams he did for that one crytpo streaming site.

Question: what did I miss? Because of the pit part

Ten years in the joint

Yakuza AND Billy Herrington video references.

I don't, it makes him sound like every other RU-vid kid commentator that pops up overnight and suddenly collects 100k subs

@@drewbocop mimimimi

@@drewbocop I guess, I was won over due to the rarity of such behavior

agree sounded like a really good scam

They deserve everything Sseth did and more. God bless this man.

206 people agree with this so far. 44 more and we can match their forces!

@@TheStilf And we now have equal forces. Let's see if we can get twice for better chances.

Yeah fuck Iceland. Lets rename it Greenland and not change Greenlands name.

@@galanothi remember for succesful invasion you need minimum 3-1 force ratio

@@Kuba_K True, we already have double, let's go for triple.

Eventually you just have to start ignoring the voices before you can hope to live a healthy, functional life. Which voices, you ask? The voices *they* can hear too. It's not conformity, it's collective delusion and I'm *not* going to let them work out that I've caught on... this time.

Man, this moment has been already experienced a long time ago... have you seen the video for Evenicle?..

@@eugenedmarchenko never invoke the name of the forbidden video ever again

Well, once the celling light started speaking to me. That was 10 years ago now.

@@dangerface300 Collective delusion? Or Eldritch Beings composed entirely of figments of human imagination? You can't trick a being with a billion imagined eyes and knowledge of every fetish known to man (and wo-man). Embrace the voice's, listen intently, and give in to the lunacy that is societal expectation, for only in this madness does communion with the Dark One's begin. Conformthulu is real, and it's coming for you.

I never thought I would see confronting toxic masculinity be described as “based”, but I’m totally here for it.

@@zachdavis8251 he said it for his anti-semitism

@@zachdavis8251 Go back

Bold of you to assume that Sseth has an upper limit like the rest of us mere mortals.

Hey Hey People, Merry Christmas.

Don't you mean happy holocaust

It might be that everything else is getting worse and it seems better in comparison.

It's aging like a fine spirit.

The fact that you actually think women have it in themselves to "be Aragorn" just shows how locked in your permavirgin status is

You're not wrong.

Yeah I'm not gonna learn to be a man from a book about a midget delivering jewelry

@@cloudycolacorp A male who shows emotions. Groundbreaking.

I'm not half immortal via my age. I'll pass and just not be a cunt