Red Stag roaring 

😂😂😂😭☠

I noticed just as soon as I finished reading 😂

What

Bryan Roshan keep looking....you’ll see....

*notices pp*

Why did I hear your comment as David Attenborough?

@@charliemops2012 that is so damn true XD

You have any idea how heavy 2.5 metric tons is?

Read this as a British NatGeo narrator. Bravo my good man.

2.5 metric tons lmao

Wackadoodle399 Joke

Wackadoodle399 imagine being this dumb

@@mattyicicles1608 even when its obviously a joke, Internet will happily offer you someone dumb enough who did not get it

@@Psychedel1x every time

Its a rare crimson carrot

Yup

999th like

XD

That was deep😔

@@brianorozco1074 ikr it was sad

I been there too brother, I been there too...

Lol so underrated

Alec Miller What the hell are you talking about. I was literally complementing him. Ok obviously you’re like 5 years old so I will teach you what underrated means. Underrated means that it doesn’t get enough credit as it should. He should get more likes than he has. You also have no idea who I am so stfu about me having no friends. Fucking dumb kid

Alec Miller how. In what way, shape, or form is that an insult. You’re so stupid

Alec Miller I’ve typed up 5 fucking responses but RU-vid keeps fucking deleting them. Fuck you and fuck this. I’m done

Alec Miller Hahaha. What an idiot. You think I liked my own comment? Idk how to show you but I definitely didn’t and to prove it. I’ll like all my comments. And you fucking reported me after you fucking cussed me out at first over nothing.

dead

@@apestogetherstrong341 Here’s your coffin ⚰️ hopefully it’s big enough for you, me and everyone else that’s going to be joining us in the comment section.

We have been bamboozled

Yepper!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING HELP ME GOD

@@romanm5693 your profile picture is ironic, I’m drawing a blue and gold macaw right now

@@SultanAndPepper Oo, that's nice :))

BYE

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Yikes! 😳

Wheeze

Doe: You ain't impressing this doe big boy

If you're horny and alone with a human holding a camera, you already know what you have to do

*Dude with a camera:* First of all, I have feelings”

@@thatonedude9269 "Hi I'm Chris Hansen, why don't you take a seat?" "AUUUUUUUORGH"

Hello, simple Jack

😂😂😂👍🏾

Me: fucking wheezing

Masturbating with its own foreskin might feel to good not to I guess :)

It's like a car crash I don't wanna look but I can't stop looking

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT I HADNT NOTICED UNTIL YOU SAOD THAT

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Of course

im sure you have a good voice as well

@@tacom0nsta658 That was the most wholesome joke I’ve ever read on RU-vid. God bless you Nabil.

🤣

LOL

Get help 👍

@@rayromano6249 you do get its a joke?

@@rayromano6249r/woosh

Me too

​@@brakiska No way he did.

🤣

Came here to comment something like that hahah

aka WHO WANNA FUUUUCC?

WHERE ARE MY BIATCHES??

I DONE GOT PREGAT

This one made me laugh. Congrats.

Lol

”Hey there, Stag. Are you scared or just pleased to see me?”

@@rinkaso3286 that's the joke...

Ayo

Lmao!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And the dripping

@Biology Science Book • We might be in agreement? What gives the law its authority?

@Biology Science Book • It's said there's wisdom in that admission. All perception is imperfect but most humans agree when something is there; whether or not they know how they perceive it or agree on the details.

White humour at it's finest 🤡

​@@YtpplareStupid And you're a racist with zero humor. 😅

With a voice and build like that, he's still majestic.

Oh goddamnit why did I read that, now I noticed he is _literally_ ready to go.

This stag been watching too much Lion King.

@@johnnyb620 Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnn yooooooouuuuuuuu feeel the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE tooooniiiight!!!

Dude, Im dying!! Someone should dub that in! 🤣🤣🤣

Or turned on, if you were in heat. And a deer.

Nö

Lmao

I’m dead with how he used the term...”shlong” 😂😂😂😂😂

I can do the helicopter with mine

They are calling for dominance. They do it in the autumn rut (the breeding season for deer in the UK.)

You guys missed the joke

@Alec Miller fuck off.

@Alec Miller I don't even have a twitter account lol. Random people who read the comments clearly see you being an asshole though. The Linux comment was quite clever.

@Alec Miller but it was funny.

RED ROCKET OMGGGGG

Cock-els 😂

It's completely controlled. It isn't out and bouncing around because he is horny. He is doing it to wet himself and his territory of his scent.

That deer puts the cock in your cockles

Simmer down, Mr. Musty!!😂

Stag pee pee making you feel insecure ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“There are like children here.”

@@blobber51 children:what's that huge thing bouncing!!! Bahahahahaha

@@blobber51 “Im going to the snack bar”

"Ready to buckle up!"

Yeah that thing...had a bit too much coffee 😅

@Menta ! Just think of peeing...but in REVERSE! 😈🤯

The dangalang be acting up

@chocolatesquirrel100 A wise man once said: Don't question things you do not wish to comprehend.

DAMNIT U

I know right! The rocket they are filling up is not "majestic" but the red stag is.. just like how i start days fr fr

🤣

You expect us to believe you didn't see everything on the first watch-through? I'm not buyin' it.

Just let me- here- *takes out eyes and cleans them with bleach* *puts them back in* ah, much better.

I just wanna know why this was recommended to me 😂

@@butter3d_t0ast no it wasn't!🤷🏿‍♂️

That’s fucked... I love it😂

I hear ya, brother.

JV: Well...that's because you don't have Antlers. LOL!!!

Once you get past the initial self-doubt, it's really just second nature. It's a good way to make new acquaintances.

Godzilla had a stroke trying to reading this and fucking died

Lol

😆

Schlorny

Shlong xxxxxxxl

LMFAO!!! 🤣😂

Compared to the noises that other cervids make, they're not too different. Elk sound like a red deer going through puberty.

Moose just sound like cows.

@Photo Art the pp is out bud

@@travelingwares The genitals of animals do not have to be censored

I can find stuff like this easily... but i go looking up Joe Rogan interview with Edward Snowden and it doesnt even come up in the search suggestions.. actually when you type it in nothing comes up. Same with anything related to elite human trafficking Epstein style, anything they dont want us knowing or believing. They made it so google fact checks searches based of the liberal medias views to make those the top search results. Just look up Rothschild, not good people.

@@1truthbegettingtold275 Weird rant to go. It came up in the search suggestion for me.

@@TheDeanofLean Works on google search bar but not on RU-vid for me. Its more than just that which doesnt show up. Also for search suggestions i mean in the search bar, not the search results from searching. Sometimes i need to change the search filter from "relevance" to "view count". they changed what shows up first. Top 10s, bullshit and propaganda

😂

R E D R O C K E T .

😂🤣

He ain't no buck. he's a fuckin' *Stagg*

@@sdi87hhk Same

Elk?

Dammit I didn't even notice that until I read this comment

😂😂😂😂😂😭🤦🏽‍♂️

Boing boing boing

@@Brandon1267 How did you not notice?!

Pfft

SO what? I CAN wave hardly like THAT TOO! Especially in the mornings when i wake up.

@@Normal_bir_karga Woaaaahhhh

wow-

​@@user-us7el6ss2l You don't?

Dont forget to bring your redrocket

😂

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s too much breathing In public space

lily distler look at the dong

yeah look at that d

😬

He is doing a mating call...

Nature...uh...finds a way.

Ditto!

Same😂😂

Same 😂

Loll

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-avFP67EIYvo.html

Lmfao 😂😂

Had us good in the first half.

Now, THATS narcissism

GETTING A CHUBBY PFFFT

No did you not hear the other calls in the distance It’s a mating call I think

Satisfaction

pretty sure that was lowkey masturbation...akin to that half-hearted jerk thing some of us* do when we're just walking around naked...not really a full blown jerk, but just kinda "idle diddling".

Solid start to the day. Flaccid and weeping quietly into the abyss doesn't quite hit the chakras the same.

So that's the screaming I keep hearing...

I have not laughed this hard in days.

damn you need to go to another abyss, you ruining my extra 5mins snooze

😂😂

He's had a lot of practice

so can I, it’s not THAT special lmao

😂😂😂

i really think one thing is implying the other

Yea...but can he do the helicopter while farting?

@Jay Money how he gonna wear it tho🤔🤔🤔

I didn’t notice it until I saw the comments. Never read the comments 🤦‍♀️

@@evelynvslife same...

It's impossible to unsee after reading your commemt

Yes. I noticed it flapping up and down as well. lmao.

I see you pointed out the issue now help him out. Be a team player.

I couldn’t tell but notice he had a huge private and he was probably looking for a female

No, he needs to give big love.

Thoughts exactly 😁🙄

You think? That's why it makes the sound.

Because of the red rocket down low.

Stephen Hartsell lmfao

I don’t know why either but he’s packin extra glizzy

@@f1v_e304 7j

Its a red deer

LMAO

Underrated

gold

his chinchin is red and bokki

Mr Applegate someone explain the joke

Hahaha

Not funny dude thats a dislike from me dude👎🏿👎🏻👎

900

But at least he celebrated diversity with his multi racial thumbs.

xD

0:30 shakey shakey

😂🤣🤣🤣

😆

I....didn't need to focus on that but here we are 😂😂😂

@@davecrupel2817 😂

Yezz

too many perverts huh? its disgusting dont care if its nature not sure whats funny about it. and when you say something they tell you to toughen up or some bullshit,

Welcome to the internet.

@Fish boy small brain moment

@@IsraelCountryCube really makes you think why that was the first place they looked at.

@@Norbert011 yeah. I only noticed it after reading the comments and then rewatching the video

yusahara WAIT I DONT GET IT so why DO they call it the red stag

its more pink ain't it ??

Red Rocket

Best comet here.

@@durpfish1364 they call it a red stag because during the summer their coats go a reddish brown I hope this made things more clear for you

Lol nice one

Dude that is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Stop it, the camera man interrupted his porn time 😭😭😭

That’s so funny!

Loud & proud- who wouldn’t be?

Because is tired because of the comments they're making about him.

same here!

Smh should've let everyone know with a mating call first

Lol this is funny

You have to "identify as a stag" first, then it's o.k.

@@WojciechP915 bullshit. I did it the other day and I was praised for it, and I identify as a South Western Gilla Monster!

Is that possible? Lmao

Lmfao this is the best comment.

He's just looking for some stussy

😂

What a chad

Weird, I don't think so. We are all lucky our daddy's are so weird or none of us would be born.

😬 I know

😭😭😭

yea i know right

le penustine

EH?

thats what made all the roars in the back so funny.

I just saw that lol

The thoughtless cameraman didn't even go and beat him off

@@alessandrocoppola8250 😆😆

@@alessandrocoppola8250 hold up....

Its calling you

screaming

Hahhaah

Because its rutting season, that's what the calls and antlers are for. He is screaming because he's horny and has the antlers to fight other elk bro

I Saw it to ;-;

loooooool i never get tired of seeing this comment

Lol 😂 that’s funny Sacramento California

If it's a Wendy's you might as well just piss on the floor too honestly

😂🤣🤣

“..can i just have a frosty with baked potatoes please”

You seen it the 1st time!🤨

@@rhuttrho88 I didn’t notice til I scrolled down to the comments 😂 Tbf I immediately scrolled down before he really got going 👀

Stop the Cap

You are pretty (・∀・)

your profile picture fits well with the comment.

You ring a Bell.

@@enthropassiveagressiveplai1309 I what.

Ikr

I mean, you gotta see what you gotta see😉

Schleepy If this happens when you tight a saddle on a horse or a donkey and whatever you do they just stand still and don’t move, they tell you ; Excuse me Sir, you may have tightened the saddle to an engaged handbrake!! Then you open your mouth like an idiot and reply ; I don’t get it what do you mean man?! Then they tell you ; Sir, just look down below at the belly and check the position of the handbrake!! Then you answer with a shy look on your face and say ; he he he, Oops, wow, I wasn’t expecting that!! Then they conclude by saying ; Okay Sir, have some fun and enjoy it while you can!! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️ Anyway, I know you all got it wrong dirty minds, because he meant enjoy the ride after releasing the handbrake from the saddle grip 😂😂😁😁😉😉

Do you mean FUCK

The user name is everything

Wobble wobble

@@wolfydz1239 Do you even WHIP?

@@EnchantedSmellyWolf i never heard of WHIP word in my entire life . What does mean ????

@The main cause of warps in all of reality i see you are a man of culture

Lolololol

I think those horns are called klaxons

A Jallopy

Bruhhh , lmaooo

It ain't right

Hes out in the wilderness. You could do that too if you got outa wallmart and went on a long enough hike

I was once walking along a mountain path when i got the courage to flash my tits to the mountain breeze. Then bang a tree fell down somewere and scared the ever liven shit outa me

@@inflightb4563 Oh shit, you put the wood down 😆

Well you'd be viral too. But yeah, viral and arrested.

Ahhhahahahaha Bru I dead😂😏

Yoooo for real tho 😂

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-avFP67EIYvo.html

There's cows mixed in the distant calls too.

🤣🤣🤣

@@adamh8368 I’m weak 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This should have more likes. I did a snot laugh.

😂

0:56 Play that in 0.5 speed "Yeah okay i won't worry about him." 😐

I hate you lmao how'd you even notice it

😂😂😂

Lmao

Straight up 😂

When you use shitty punch lines

dw bro, itll come someday someday a beautifull doe will apear in front of you and no longer will you have to roar while flapping your front tail everywhere all the time

@@catboynestormakhno2694 😂😂 flipping my front tail is my favorite part!!

Size matters, bro

@@danieldaniels7571 it definitely does. And if a woman tells you it doesn’t matter… we’ll then she’s just being nice😂😂

You're lucky. I tried the technique just once and I ended up in jail.

Bit stagnant near the end

Excelsior !!! Oh Myyy

Yes

Take your upvote and get out

@@XxihewixX r/angryupvote

Man all these comments are killing me hahahahha

duckface.... twerking.... any... passing... fad

@@nunyanunya4147 I think those are signs respectable men would ignore. XD

@@DylanPWN ^ This guy gets it.

Yet when i expose myself in public and scream i get arrested for public indecency and can no longer attend public rallys

We’re in the same boat buddy 😞

Bing chilling

Bing chilling

Bing chilling

Bing chilling

Bing chilling

The most majestic part!

He’s certainly preparing himself

I just noticed it while reading this… I hate you XDD

I only noticed after reading your comment and re watching the video

@@AlejoMarL whyyy its as normal as his horns lol

He is not hard as a rock he’s at half mast at most

@@lsixty30 Holy hell, I don't want to know how you know that.

you know, I could of just enjoyed this vid if you hadn't of pointed that out, so now all I'll be focusing on is the stag junk

@@lsixty30 To the contrary, check out 0.50

Wait?? He’s what?!?

His glorious antlers of course

You ruined this entire video for me

It’s not even big mmaooo

Why did you have to mention it?

@@prplehaze8442 because if I made such a daring move, I’d want the world to know.

Ahahahhahahahahahs this is the 6th comment I'm wheezing from in a row hahahahabba

Or is it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Funniest comment I came across. 🤣🤣🤣

cue the vsauce music

0:49

🤣

It sure is LOL! Not sure if I would’ve noticed without your comment soooo.... thanks? Haha

I’m horny NOW!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 that’s what he’s saying

Lol

You made me look hahahah

Yeh if a person does that they will be arrested

More like 5th leg

Y-your name...

Try it and let me know 😂

nice name baby yoda

Cats do that too

It's date night. Can't die on date night.

Well, that's just common sense.

Unlike modern mobile phone using humans who just wander out into traffic

That is how natural selection works. You see the ones who got hit all the time, but not the ones that were smart enough to figure out how to cross.

Oh you noticed?

🤣🤣

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA IM DYING 😂😂😂

🤣😂

I wish there was a way we could know what animals are saying to each other. That would be so funny.

LOLOL

How'd it go tho....

@@cherrybomb3713 Heh..probation. The judge went easy on me because the stag was better looking.

😂😂😂

w t f

@@booubus635 lmao

Oh no I got bad news for you buddy 😢

Humans were a mistake

Man had a big boner

Imagine just running outside naked with a boner and just yelling "who wants to fuck"?

@@denisl2760 lol

@@denisl2760 now wouldnt that be a sight to behold? majestic 😂

@@denisl2760 so.. going to the club.

If you've been to a bar after 2 am you know that humans aren't that different

yes. his "tail"

Um...😐

😂

Who’s gonna tell ‘em

Stags have small tails and that's a guy...

He even seems to blow a load @0:50

Why do your kind obsess over animal junk?

Eeeeewwew bruhhhhh

Noooooooo 😂😂

@@germanicelt yeah, it def. seems like he was belly-slapping there.