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@tysonbarrett3973
@tysonbarrett3973 10 лет назад
I love the Lopez gag as much as the next RvB fan. It's freakin' hilarious. But for shits and giggles, with the brown armor, if they ever decide to have him speak English... Voiced by Ray Narvaez Jr.
@andrewtaylor3352
@andrewtaylor3352 9 лет назад
Yes that would be awesome
@xbeast133
@xbeast133 10 лет назад
I like that don't ask don't tell joke lol.
@Skyfish93
@Skyfish93 10 лет назад
Sarge: "Lopez. Activate Speech Unit." Lopez; (Rough Translation) "Greetings, I am a module robotic unit created by Control to Build, Construct, and Repair any, and all, Vehicles, Weaponry, and any other mechanical devices. I will do what I can to serve and make you 'happy'. My name is Module Mechanical Repair Robot. But, since you call me Lopez, then My Name is Lopez." Sarge; "Lopez, speak ENGLISH!" Lopez; "Impossible. It appears that my Speaker Box has malfunctioned, and I am unable to speak fluent English. Even if I understand you, my main Speaking Function is Spanish." Sarge: "Lopez! I order you to speak a Language we can understand." Lopez; "I cannot." and as for that last part, I think you got it.
@Raikeran
@Raikeran 10 лет назад
Well, his name _is_ Lopez.
@JGD714
@JGD714 9 лет назад
Rough translation here is equivalent to total bullshit.
@Skyfish93
@Skyfish93 9 лет назад
I just said it, because I thought it would make sense, considering what Sarge was saying and the situation they were in.
@Skyfish93
@Skyfish93 9 лет назад
I'm sorry if I offended you.
@JGD714
@JGD714 9 лет назад
Nathaniel Cruz-Reed Here's an actual rough translation. And with rough translation I don't mean total fucking invented bullshit like yours, I mean I'm going to translate what they meant because that Spanish is broken and full of errors. "Good day, thanks for activating my speech function. I'm build number 01011374823. My name is Lopez." "My English processor has a malfunction. I can only speak Spanish." "Negative." "Yes sir. Thanks."
@Petsinwinter2
@Petsinwinter2 10 лет назад
To be fair, It's a nice shade of pink
@ivanrzhanoy9389
@ivanrzhanoy9389 9 лет назад
It's lightish red!
@theapplegawd1965
@theapplegawd1965 9 лет назад
xD
@tjsase
@tjsase 3 года назад
I totally missed the dynamic of how, with Church gone, Tucker and Caboose get along well at first, until they start to irritate each other. Usually they let Church cuss the other out, now they have to deal with each other without Church's leadership
@m.miller
@m.miller 9 лет назад
"HAHAHA ha ha h.. dont make me mad." I love joel xD
@spethmanjones2997
@spethmanjones2997 10 лет назад
"That's an urban legend they use to sell those stupid bracelets" xD
@AerialBluezBird
@AerialBluezBird 12 лет назад
"Don't ask, don't tell." xD re-watching this after a few years, still priceless.
@Queue3612
@Queue3612 3 года назад
I kinda miss caboose being able to hold a conversation, though i still like modern caboose. Caboose is just nice!
@Emper0rH0rde
@Emper0rH0rde 3 года назад
The early days of RVB were by far the best.
@MyTherookie
@MyTherookie 9 лет назад
Donut has no idea what Lopez is saying right now, but in a couple of seasons, he suddenly took high school spanish.
@entrancedsnow7076
@entrancedsnow7076 8 лет назад
+MyTherookie As you see in season 12 and 13 when we see Donut and Lopez with Donut as a translator you see he sucks at it.
@MyTherookie
@MyTherookie 8 лет назад
+EntrancedSnow70 i mean that in this season, he doesnt know what lopez is saying, but then in the halo 2 seasons, tells the others he took high school spanish, and he thinks he knows what lopez is saying. so if he took high school spanish, why wouldnt he know what lopez is saying right now?
@XHolyPuffX
@XHolyPuffX 13 лет назад
I love how he made the reference to static wristbands. They really do work..
@davidamiago
@davidamiago 3 года назад
They made a reference in Halo infinite, never expected to see it
@WailordLvX
@WailordLvX 5 лет назад
I'm really glad they kept the old video versions up, I feel this series is best viewed in terrible quality.
@genericnameman7899
@genericnameman7899 10 лет назад
132 people wear pink armor.
@BlackKnightTheDark
@BlackKnightTheDark 10 лет назад
It's lightish red! (i am not one of those people though)
@aidankimball7431
@aidankimball7431 10 лет назад
Now its 140. And it really is pink XD!
@infraredtoa9105
@infraredtoa9105 8 лет назад
They already have an Lightish Red armor, you know how they call it? Pink!
@iF3llOffaBr1dge
@iF3llOffaBr1dge 14 лет назад
"I'd hate to make Strawberry Shortcake here my new favorite private" "It's not pink! It's red!" LOL
@thewolfpack9456
@thewolfpack9456 10 лет назад
LMAO! the subtitles are soooo off this is hilarious!
@leftknee17
@leftknee17 13 лет назад
These episodes are less than 5 minutes each, but 10 minutes go by during each episode
@NZPIE
@NZPIE 9 лет назад
Isn't Griff's armor yellow? Why would they call it orange?
@Queue3612
@Queue3612 3 года назад
ITS ORANGE! grifs sister is yellow
@Comkill117
@Comkill117 Год назад
I thought his armor was yellow too. Matches his personality.
@BeauRamos
@BeauRamos 13 лет назад
0:59 griff's laugh is hysterical. lolz.
@Aidgrand
@Aidgrand 10 лет назад
The intro music reminds me of the bully game soundtrack
@MegaLlamalord
@MegaLlamalord 10 лет назад
we meet again Popo
@Aidgrand
@Aidgrand 10 лет назад
MegaLlamalord Indeed,I hope that you remember the rules of Popo's training
@Kirgizerk
@Kirgizerk 10 лет назад
Aidgrand Pecking order. It goes you, the dirt, the worms in the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo.
@SeanAmericasCanadian
@SeanAmericasCanadian 13 лет назад
"I don't speak your language, therefore you must speak mine". Props to anyone who knows where that's from
@missmint.8051
@missmint.8051 8 лет назад
"Me llamo es Lopez" XD
@perrito8131
@perrito8131 10 лет назад
"Well, i did think the motor oil thing was a bit odd... i thought he was trying to impress me" i cracked
@ixaleousgaming
@ixaleousgaming 10 лет назад
Me llamo ES Lopez? lol
@darkdragon4476
@darkdragon4476 14 лет назад
I was just in Mexico and they do put Alto on stop signs there! lol!
@Lukenix
@Lukenix 11 лет назад
I prefer sarge in the first season rather than all the later ones :l
@UnifiedEntity
@UnifiedEntity 10 лет назад
You prefer this Sarge....to the Sarge willing to slowly walk up to the Meta shooting his shotgun which is the same as walking on deaths door.....
@Lukenix
@Lukenix 10 лет назад
RaginDXDemon yeah he did that knowing his squad is right there ready to attack as they had planned.
@UnifiedEntity
@UnifiedEntity 10 лет назад
***** Ready to attack? You know how many times he said Shotgun? For the second time he had to say Shotgun....shotgun....SHOTGUN DAMNIT
@andrewtaylor3352
@andrewtaylor3352 10 лет назад
RaginDXDemon Oh right that's my cue
@Lukenix
@Lukenix 10 лет назад
RaginDXDemon *kinda ready
@slamamander4652
@slamamander4652 10 лет назад
his armor is FABULOUS!!
@HawkSilk
@HawkSilk 15 лет назад
Thanks for spoiling it for people that haven't seen it yet.
@tacomuncha11
@tacomuncha11 12 лет назад
thanks, that clears things up for those not in the US
@RageMagikarp
@RageMagikarp 12 лет назад
Transcribed audio is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
@1stLt_HChurch
@1stLt_HChurch 9 лет назад
I am in high school Spanish 1, and one of the words we just learned was Alto. So them mentioning that makes me laugh. I'm glad I decided to go back and watch every season of RvB, starting at one.
@WISKYgaming
@WISKYgaming 11 лет назад
Season one really shows how the characters develope
@ChibiM11
@ChibiM11 13 лет назад
The moment Donut becomes the Donut we all know and love.
@EyesWithAFace
@EyesWithAFace 15 лет назад
"what? i cant hear you over the sound of your team killing!" classic!
@kieranoconnor333
@kieranoconnor333 12 лет назад
When he says "don't make me mad" it sounds a lot like him too :D xD
@MrKaltot
@MrKaltot 13 лет назад
Grif/Geoff has the greatest laugh ever!!!
@Locherzero
@Locherzero 12 лет назад
4:11 "Lopez, I order you to speak a language we understand." bloody classic.
@Raventhief20
@Raventhief20 12 лет назад
Lol, love Caboose "Ahhh... Don't make me mad."
@TheScipio12
@TheScipio12 14 лет назад
"dont ask, dont tell" lol
@unkownuser505
@unkownuser505 13 лет назад
Turn on CC(close captioning) when lopez speaks
@Mansquasho36
@Mansquasho36 13 лет назад
Lmao, "don't ask, don't tell" xDDDDDD
@DoctorShrooms12
@DoctorShrooms12 12 лет назад
they are so creative
@Killzone626
@Killzone626 13 лет назад
"dont ask, dont tell" HAHA
@MasterChief11822
@MasterChief11822 11 лет назад
"lopez, would you like to shoot griff?" lopez's reply was priceless
@360Eagle
@360Eagle 13 лет назад
I nearly lost it when lopez started talking
@adedyoable
@adedyoable 12 лет назад
I love this show
@AtenSol12
@AtenSol12 11 лет назад
Blue. Dude. Church is all time favorite. Especially of the last 5 sentences.
@jesusraya4484
@jesusraya4484 14 лет назад
"And I supposed Pop Rocks and Soda is gunna make my stomach blow up!" Ha!
@luvthenight
@luvthenight 13 лет назад
"Durn and dine" YES SARGE ROCK
@silversamm
@silversamm 14 лет назад
when I introduce RvB to people I always tell/show this part tp them =3 it really works along with the 1st episode ofcourse
@HackerOnlinePro
@HackerOnlinePro 10 лет назад
"Hey Grif, I think I feel an aneurism coming on"
@800Frozone
@800Frozone 15 лет назад
Thanks for the Translations.
@TylerrFTW
@TylerrFTW 12 лет назад
Tucker: "Oh I'm sorry what? It's hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing." LMAO
@Vashtanerada477
@Vashtanerada477 12 лет назад
@Devin petrick No, "Me llamo" means "I call myself", stemming from the verb "llamar", meaning "to call". Putting "me" in front of it dictates to whom the speaker is doing the action: his/her self, and the "o" suffix dictates who is doing the action: myself or "yo" in Spanish. "Mi nombre es" means "my name is".
@cartermacchiato
@cartermacchiato 13 лет назад
lightish red is my fav color now.
@beatle11
@beatle11 15 лет назад
"Don't ask...don't tell..."...lol
@rararrar98553047658
@rararrar98553047658 15 лет назад
"And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil didn't get your attention?" "Well the motor oil thing was a little odd, but i thought he was trying to impress me." haha
@Sinnistering
@Sinnistering 14 лет назад
"What? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing!" "Ahahahaha! Don't make me mad."
@DavySigfusson
@DavySigfusson 15 лет назад
This show is genius! XD " And the fact they sleep standing up and drink motor-oil didn't get you're attention" " well, I thought the motor-oil was a bit odd. I just thought he was trying to impress me." it gets funnier the more you think about it X''D
@MultiTurniphead
@MultiTurniphead 11 лет назад
Cereal guy, my brother!!!
@angelallfire
@angelallfire 15 лет назад
Amen. The side ads are bad enough...At least they don't stop playback!
@terezipyrope1895
@terezipyrope1895 11 лет назад
thank you for this translation
@xwingvmanx
@xwingvmanx 15 лет назад
lmfao, I have watched this so many times and that has NEVER dawned on me.
@Fitz97forpresident
@Fitz97forpresident 13 лет назад
Tucker: It's kinda hard to hear you over your constant team killing. Caboose: HAHA, don't make me angry.
@lucario3141
@lucario3141 14 лет назад
Donut: "Why would they give me pink armor?" Grif: "Hey, don't ask, don't tell" LMAO!
@Cellidor
@Cellidor 11 лет назад
Ohey, we have similar icons. Cool beans!
@RidingTwoLive
@RidingTwoLive 11 лет назад
Caboose, Griff, and Sarge are my favorites.
@pacman2575
@pacman2575 14 лет назад
I love how Lopez speaks Spanish. :)
@joser612able
@joser612able 14 лет назад
"Lopez would you like to shoot griff?" "Si señor" LMFAO
@Relvain
@Relvain 12 лет назад
My thanks man.
@thevideogamenerd100
@thevideogamenerd100 13 лет назад
"Hey, don't ask, don't tell" rofl
@kittyinatux
@kittyinatux 12 лет назад
I'm so glad my brother drilled spanish into my head!
@AJackalMan
@AJackalMan 14 лет назад
'Don't ask, don't tell' I tip my hat to you, good sirs
@PantMal
@PantMal 14 лет назад
3:30 Good morning. And thanks for activating my speech unit. I am the model number zero one zero one one three four eight eight two three 3:42 My name is Lopez 3:55 English My processor has malfunctioned. I speak only Spanish 4:19 Negative 4:40 Yes sir. Thanks Thumps up so people know what Lopez is saying in the vid
@IonicHyperspace
@IonicHyperspace 4 года назад
Thanks for the translations.
@smashbrosfan31
@smashbrosfan31 15 лет назад
when Lopez started speaking spanish I craked up big time. that was hilarious.
@101Swiftflick
@101Swiftflick 14 лет назад
Our high school spanish teacher got fired for openly swearing at the students in English, Spanish, and French. There were also times when it sounded like she was yelling in one of the "ese" languages. She was never replaced. I hope Lopez swears a lot so I can understand him.
@bloodysquirel
@bloodysquirel 15 лет назад
Alto can also be used as halt or stop in the right sentence
@davidbrostek1420
@davidbrostek1420 14 лет назад
"Umm... Grif, you wanna help me out here?" "It's pink. Your armor is freaking PINK."
@gkitchings13
@gkitchings13 11 лет назад
dat vibrato in the intro doe
@Mukamukaman1
@Mukamukaman1 15 лет назад
lmfao "Lopez, would you like to shoot Grif?" "Si senor. Gracias."
@Darthdesmond
@Darthdesmond 13 лет назад
"And the fact that he sleeps standing up and drinks motor oil did not grab your attention?" I love Sarge
@Juranas
@Juranas 15 лет назад
"Lopez, would you like to shoot Griff?" "Si, Senor. Gracias." lol FYI alto means stop and tall
@DanMarston117
@DanMarston117 13 лет назад
Dont make me mad xD - classic Caboose
@Gore1NOT1Core
@Gore1NOT1Core 12 лет назад
'Alto' is on stop signs in Mexico and most Central American countries because one of its alternate translations is 'halt'.
@AlloftheSith
@AlloftheSith 12 лет назад
LOPEZ! "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOOT GRIFF" BAHAHAHA
@Kazehime23
@Kazehime23 14 лет назад
Alto does mean stop, but it also means tall too. how you use it depends on what it means.
@swissbob15
@swissbob15 12 лет назад
@FormulaKibbles Actually he's right. "Me llamo Lopez" is My name is Lopez, so "Me llamo es Lopez" is pretty much "My name is is Lopez."
@SrgGoofy
@SrgGoofy 15 лет назад
With only a few minutes of research, a non Spanish speaker came up with this: Alto means "Height" it can also be used to indicate that some one is "Tall," and the military use it as "Halt." I wound assume that they mean to stop moving and stand "Tall" at attention.
@SCEChaemeleon
@SCEChaemeleon 14 лет назад
"What? Sorry its hard to hear you over your constant teamkilling!" lol F**ckin win from Tucker.
@blaziken386
@blaziken386 12 лет назад
1:02 Donut's most quotable moment.
@Apollo-GD
@Apollo-GD 14 лет назад
"It's lightish red. Hey buddy they already have a color. You what it's called? Pink." So funny.
@dragonchamp4
@dragonchamp4 11 лет назад
"why would they give me pink armor" "hey don't ask don't tell"
@Shad0wX002
@Shad0wX002 13 лет назад
I tried using the transcribed button right as Lopez was starting to talk and I laughed so fuckin' hard
@morbidfran
@morbidfran 14 лет назад
"Lopez, would you like to shoot Grif?" "Si senor, gracias" lol
@VideoGameFreek117
@VideoGameFreek117 13 лет назад
"He said Lopez. I understood that. I can speak Spanish!" LOLOL
@mastafx45
@mastafx45 14 лет назад
"ahhhhh Grif you wanna help me out here man?" "its pink, its fricken pink"
@montana6426
@montana6426 15 лет назад
one of the most-known moments of rvb "it's not pink, it's a lightish red."
@Carbloeder
@Carbloeder 14 лет назад
"he said Lopez! I understand that! I can speak Spanish!" haha
@doomedsole
@doomedsole 14 лет назад
I understood that, Lopez said that the speech unit malfunctioned when the spark happened so english got disabled.
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