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@Komso47
@Komso47 5 лет назад
Whats up? -You obviously, you little... Astronaut.
@bobbywatson942
@bobbywatson942 5 лет назад
I’m surprised that I had to search this long to find this comment
@hnyii
@hnyii 5 лет назад
B-but which way is up?
@manuelelia3602
@manuelelia3602 5 лет назад
The sky *or is it*
@teemuntubetus
@teemuntubetus 5 лет назад
:D
@mandelbrot91
@mandelbrot91 4 года назад
I think you call them buttronauts these days... Because it's also called compbutt
@echo6095
@echo6095 6 лет назад
"Welcome to dong, the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for teens who like cooking. Today, we're going to be talking about babies."
@hamnchee
@hamnchee 6 лет назад
This is for teens?
@migvelv
@migvelv 6 лет назад
I'm a teen and I like cooking. How did he know??????¿¿¿
@DreamyDaylite
@DreamyDaylite 6 лет назад
OhShit
@mazendeeb9582
@mazendeeb9582 6 лет назад
Echo
@meowtherainbowx4163
@meowtherainbowx4163 6 лет назад
It sounded like he was starting a sex ed class on how to avoid pregnancy as a teen.
@MsJerrySparkle
@MsJerrySparkle 6 лет назад
what's up? you obviously you little astronaut
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 6 лет назад
I figuratively died at that point.
@HugoCabrera01
@HugoCabrera01 6 лет назад
Did you say "figuratively"? Congratulations on your correct use of language!
@umont13
@umont13 6 лет назад
Hugo Cabrera I literally laughed when I heard it
@reginnna
@reginnna 6 лет назад
I was looking for your comment. He KNEW it was bad, too. 😂😂
@arisoda7497
@arisoda7497 6 лет назад
Hugo Cabrera "figuratively" was used correctly? Dafuq u all crying about
@deedles3054
@deedles3054 6 лет назад
Wow, that was the best cooking tutorial on lasagna I’ve ever seen! Thanks, Michael.
@geordie7269
@geordie7269 3 года назад
Those tvs in the background are going crazy
@SD-de4do
@SD-de4do 6 лет назад
I'm comfortable with dimensional reasoning and extrapolation, and it only took twice the time of actually learning the math. Thanks math guys, you make great videos :) (numberphile, the redheaded brit, the people at pbs... let's unwrinkle this place before time's up!)
@jstephen1
@jstephen1 6 лет назад
I think Michael is just embracing the memes now
@justyourfriendlyneighborho903
@justyourfriendlyneighborho903 4 года назад
Legit right as he said Thanks for cooking bon apetit a cooking ad with the same outro music came on
@tr33c21
@tr33c21 6 лет назад
Time warper in the Netherlands. You are aging faster!
@mev680
@mev680 Год назад
5:01 Earth’s gravity is zero at infinity and zero at Earth’s center with a maximum at Earth’s surface. That being the case, the green Gravity Speedup curve on the Time Dilation Effects graph shouldn’t be monotonous. It should have local maximums at infinity and Earth’s center with a minimum at Earth’s surface.
@Ishaan_Garud
@Ishaan_Garud 3 года назад
I am From India - Maharashtra - Mumbai
@MultiSteveB
@MultiSteveB 6 лет назад
If you factor out the time dilation effect from gravity for someone orbiting, would the remaining time dilation effect from your speed in orbit be identical to that if you were traveling in a straight line at the same speed? I would expect so - but with the whole "curved path (orbit) radiates energy away" thing I have to wonder...
@velazquezarmouries
@velazquezarmouries 5 лет назад
welcome to the new show it is named D.O.N.G
@randompesron8363
@randompesron8363 6 лет назад
6:20 woah, that's pretty big!!!
@davideldridge204
@davideldridge204 4 года назад
Does time actually change or does the definition of time change relative to other rules we define. If someone was in space going lightspeed and another on earth not...would we physically age differently or would our definition of what time and date it was only change?
@evanvetrano8191
@evanvetrano8191 6 лет назад
If person A is moving near light speed and could also make a phone call to person B on earth, what would happen? If person A is experiencing time slower, would person B's 10 minute phone call take longer? I don't know the answer. Any ideas?
@unclearsector4266
@unclearsector4266 6 лет назад
_talks about special relativity and stuff_ "thats all cool, Michael, but you're probably wondering... how long can a zucchini grow?" _starts talking about lightspeed immediately after_
@stupidrainbo
@stupidrainbo 5 лет назад
@Tetrahedrony The other zucchinis shrink when they see how long that one is
@HH-sv1tb
@HH-sv1tb 5 лет назад
Lol
@dadleft8427
@dadleft8427 5 лет назад
Yes that is the joke thank you for pointing out the joke
@gabrielnobrev
@gabrielnobrev 5 лет назад
*Vsauce flashbacks*
@deddsos
@deddsos 4 года назад
The subtitles for that, around 6:20, are “grew Sukie knee two point five two meters in length it’s just phenomenal” lmao
@FreaksBlack
@FreaksBlack 5 лет назад
"the only RU-vid channel made by of and for teens who like cooking, today we're gonna be talking about BABIES!" WHAT?
@JeBronLames07
@JeBronLames07 4 года назад
First step: *preheat the oven*
@popisdeadisagoodsong9997
@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 года назад
@@JeBronLames07 second step: *insert the infant.*
@audreyandremington5265
@audreyandremington5265 4 года назад
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 third step: *watch Vsauce's cannibalism video for instructions on eating humans*
@popisdeadisagoodsong9997
@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 4 года назад
@@audreyandremington5265 fourth step: *follow instructions and remove the infant to check how cooked it is*
@scritch8833
@scritch8833 4 года назад
@@popisdeadisagoodsong9997 fifth step: *eat up*
@christinahamilton7676
@christinahamilton7676 4 года назад
0:05 Yes, DONG definitely does stand for *D* By *O* Of and *N* For *G* Teens.
@el0j
@el0j 4 года назад
@@hunni3243 I think you're the one being wooooshed
@RodmanShah
@RodmanShah 4 года назад
D - By of O - And for N - Teens who G - Like cooking
@altuervo
@altuervo 4 года назад
The way he says it D=by, O=of, N=and for, G=teens, each letter he starts with makes boat, so DONG=BOAT, wonder what michael means by this 🤔🤔
@altuervo
@altuervo 4 года назад
@Tushar Pasha bruh wat i was making an additional joke, u dont understand jokes?
@scritch8833
@scritch8833 4 года назад
@J B now you stfu
@GrantGryczan
@GrantGryczan 6 лет назад
"To be honest, humans are one of my top-ten favorite animals." -Michael, 2018
@Roonayy
@Roonayy 6 лет назад
I don't get what's outrageous about that. Some people think other animals are cooler than humans.
@Mylok_
@Mylok_ 6 лет назад
nobody said it was outrageous ?XD
@doctor_owl
@doctor_owl 6 лет назад
Of course a human's favorite animal is humans. That's like the brain declaring itself to be the most important organ lol
@ladedadedayoh3188
@ladedadedayoh3188 6 лет назад
@@doctor_owl Well it doesn't have to be, my favorite animal is *definitely * not humans, and someone could make the argument that the heart is the most important organ.
@robindex360
@robindex360 5 лет назад
I was looking for this comment and found one..
@grandayy
@grandayy 6 лет назад
I'm gonna buy Vsauce stock to become a part owner of Vsauce
@hectorhellcat7783
@hectorhellcat7783 6 лет назад
grandayy genius
@Quintinity
@Quintinity 6 лет назад
ok
@antoniw.3080
@antoniw.3080 6 лет назад
Maybe invest in Vcoin Hollup Ain't that the money in fortnite? Well then, see me on my future card board box
@Tha_Monsta88
@Tha_Monsta88 6 лет назад
grandayy we need more vsauce memes
@mgc9965
@mgc9965 6 лет назад
I think you are using the wrong account.... where's the duck one
@shadowhegog9798
@shadowhegog9798 6 лет назад
I think he understands just how wholesome of a meme he is.
@TheSerbianEmperor
@TheSerbianEmperor 6 лет назад
He knows, he most certainly knows, and he revels in it.
@redsalmon9966
@redsalmon9966 6 лет назад
Self-aware meme
@rocketrazzaq
@rocketrazzaq 6 лет назад
He has embraced the meme
@colemanbishop1123
@colemanbishop1123 6 лет назад
But what IS a meme?
@PV-po6zt
@PV-po6zt 6 лет назад
Hey, Vsauce, Micheal here.
@momentouscrazynoob1709
@momentouscrazynoob1709 6 лет назад
"Continuity isn't a priority here at Vsauce headquarters" -Michael Stevens
@MrCubFan415
@MrCubFan415 6 лет назад
MomentousCrazynoob That may explain why he hasn’t been uploading on the main Vsauce channel.
@luisquezada9806
@luisquezada9806 6 лет назад
That explains how he goes from relativity to zucchinis halfway through the video
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 5 лет назад
The only consistent thing is that there's no consistency.
@wildharpy6435
@wildharpy6435 5 лет назад
@@luisquezada9806 and back
@davidstrumpf2312
@davidstrumpf2312 Год назад
Live long and Prosper Michael 🖖
@huzzzer6083
@huzzzer6083 5 лет назад
"Made for teens that like cooking" *3 secs later* "Today we're gonna talk about babies"
@harleck9119
@harleck9119 3 года назад
Well, you could cook a baby
@Doshee33
@Doshee33 3 года назад
@@harleck9119 RT Game cooked the cooking mama baby
@KneeCaps
@KneeCaps 6 лет назад
It's true that in space you age slower, but you kinda age faster too. Well, kinda. The effects that gravity has on bone mass. The lower amount of gravity that you're exposed to, the quicker you lose bone mass. It's strange. Edit: I realized a second after I posted that I spelled "effects" incorrectly :(.
@indioplateado6991
@indioplateado6991 4 года назад
Didn't expect to find you here sir
@questlord1308
@questlord1308 3 года назад
@@indioplateado6991 Pro tip, if you're not a cripple, look down and knee caps you will find.
@perpetualsystems
@perpetualsystems 2 года назад
Actually, in the astronauts perspective, the exact same amount of time has passed. For him, it is us who seemed to age faster. That's why the field is called general or special relativity, because the passage of time is relative to the person that experiences it.
@sour5blue
@sour5blue 2 года назад
@@perpetualsystems not true, a person stationary and a person going to and back from somewhere don’t experience the same time relative to themselves. They can both agree that the person going to and back from the place aged less (twins paradox). Like you can do it by sending an electromagnetic wave every second in your time and they could send one in their time and actually calculate it. It’s more of you have some spacial velocity and some temporal velocity. The one who moves loses some temporal velocity for spacial velocity ages less in both frames of reference if they go back AND FORTH.
@dr.richardfeynman7230
@dr.richardfeynman7230 6 лет назад
i think he lost the password to vsauce
@oreiboon
@oreiboon 6 лет назад
its just him having fun with website
@oreiboon
@oreiboon 6 лет назад
s
@NickRoman
@NickRoman 6 лет назад
I think there's some kind of legal battle. It's like when Prince changed his name for a number of years.
@SamersonT
@SamersonT 6 лет назад
No, he's just HowToBasic
@hijack69
@hijack69 6 лет назад
But what are passwords and how much does it weigh?
@waffle4326
@waffle4326 6 лет назад
"Always preheat your ovens". I will Michael, I will...
@pnksounds
@pnksounds 6 лет назад
im preheating right now and cooking for my dada funnily enough
@fairy__nova
@fairy__nova 6 лет назад
You're cooking for Michael also? Same!
@vitakyo982
@vitakyo982 6 лет назад
I have induction ...
@CIRCADES
@CIRCADES 6 лет назад
Well, actually, I prefer to cook certain things without preheating...
@dan_ward
@dan_ward 6 лет назад
Except when cooking bacon. Put it in a cold oven to heat up with the oven. Better bacon.
@TheLesserWeevil
@TheLesserWeevil 5 лет назад
1:05 Michael: "Between North Dakota and Illinois, Illinois clearly is gonna win." This Australian: "Yes.....of course....."
@NoriMori1992
@NoriMori1992 5 лет назад
This Canadian: "Yes… I definitely know how big these two states' populations are relative to each other." (Like, hell, I don't even know the relative populations of the provinces in my _own_ country.)
@delve_
@delve_ 5 лет назад
+NoriMori en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_provinces_and_territories_by_population#Listing
@taysem321
@taysem321 4 года назад
I don't even know all the states and where they are. But no wonder, i live on a different continent, why would i
@deddsos
@deddsos 4 года назад
Tay Sem lmao I live in North Carolina and I barely know the population of my own state, much less the states around it
@d-rockanomaly9243
@d-rockanomaly9243 4 года назад
@@NoriMori1992 Haha right, all I know it goes Ontario>Quebec>BC>Alberta. After that I'm not totally sure, but I would guess Manitoba>Saskatchewan>Nova Scotia>Newfoundland>New Brunswick>PEI>Yukon>NW territories>Nunavut.
@AlejandroXFilms
@AlejandroXFilms 6 лет назад
"They just dont taste great when they're large" - DONG Michael
@unknownhorse9123
@unknownhorse9123 6 лет назад
Typical Michael Videos: Question: What does "Good" really mean? After 10 mins of research... Answer: The mass of the sun is 1.989 × 10^30 kg.
@ToasterPizzaFun
@ToasterPizzaFun 6 лет назад
And as always, thanks for purple.
@hairohukosu433
@hairohukosu433 6 лет назад
Lmaoooo so true Im dying
@gustavoc16
@gustavoc16 6 лет назад
HAHAHAHAH so true - 42
@trent5807
@trent5807 6 лет назад
Or is it? 12 minutes of explanations later... Blue is really purple, and yesterday is 47.
@doctor_owl
@doctor_owl 6 лет назад
Typical DONG video: Here's a chart of all the astronauts, even the ones who are still in space! 5 minutes later: How big can a zucchini grow?
@derkalaender
@derkalaender 6 лет назад
that zucchini thing killed me...
@Meg_A_Byte
@Meg_A_Byte 6 лет назад
RIP :(
@FEARbraveheart
@FEARbraveheart 6 лет назад
I hope you took notes
@ewanstewart2001
@ewanstewart2001 6 лет назад
der kaländer I haven't had zucchini ever, in my life.
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 6 лет назад
der kaländer imagine if there was a cooking segment called cooking with Michael or something like that
@jeffbiz9568
@jeffbiz9568 6 лет назад
he caught the words off my tongue.
@ubayyd
@ubayyd 6 лет назад
*"Humans are like, one of my top10 favourite animals."*
@1234q-q8x
@1234q-q8x 6 лет назад
ansaree97 Yeah pretty sure that Michael is an alien.
@theangrycheeto
@theangrycheeto 6 лет назад
That's like.. your opinion, man.
@Roonayy
@Roonayy 6 лет назад
... but humans are animals
@crake9510
@crake9510 5 лет назад
LOLOLLOLOOL
@Cruz0e
@Cruz0e 4 года назад
@@Roonayy maybe you are, I am not :)
@connorduffy7964
@connorduffy7964 Год назад
I've been watching vsauce since I was a kid, like 12 - 13. I'm 17 now and I still regularly go back and watch every video. Its fascinating to see myself grow up through these videos. 3 years ago I had no clue how an object could move out of the way fast enough for light on the other side to meet your eye, but I get it now! You are such an amazing teacher, I hope you understand how much you mean to me and all of your followers
@RBuckminsterFuller
@RBuckminsterFuller 6 лет назад
DONG: the first and only youtube channel made by, of, and for, teens who like cooking.
@tryphonunzouave8384
@tryphonunzouave8384 6 лет назад
"today, we're gonna be talking about babies" That's what I call a well written video
@GeraltORivia
@GeraltORivia 6 лет назад
I literally read this just as he said it.
@h4724-q6j
@h4724-q6j 6 лет назад
Made of teens who like cooking. Nice.
@cooleslaw
@cooleslaw 6 лет назад
Humans are my top 10 favourite animals
@sam-ch9mz
@sam-ch9mz 6 лет назад
Why is Michael so dank?
@ggilft4073
@ggilft4073 6 лет назад
Samuel Azurdia Why not?
@Ramen_Scum
@Ramen_Scum 6 лет назад
Samuel Azurdia I have that jumper in your profile pic
@lpsp442
@lpsp442 6 лет назад
He never showers and typically dwells in caves. Occasionally a grotto.
@pnksounds
@pnksounds 6 лет назад
because he is the universe dont you get it every video is perfect but unexplainable just like this beautiful place we call the cosmos
@TheTrueAltoClef
@TheTrueAltoClef 6 лет назад
We granted him dankhood
@halvard1723
@halvard1723 6 лет назад
i thought it was a dolan dark video
@TrumpCardMAGA
@TrumpCardMAGA 6 лет назад
Halow if you don't think Dolan Dark videos have jokes your watching them wrong.
@ozapy
@ozapy 6 лет назад
Subscribe to Dolan Dark
@mistakenmeme
@mistakenmeme 6 лет назад
Dead meme.
@aspirerl4807
@aspirerl4807 6 лет назад
Halvard Samdal But how do you know it isn't?
@funkybob7772
@funkybob7772 6 лет назад
Dolan... who now?
@quintonwilson8565
@quintonwilson8565 5 лет назад
"what's up? you obviously!" I always laugh at these cringey puns.
@thepencilcunts
@thepencilcunts 5 лет назад
crin g
@TH3Noob458
@TH3Noob458 4 года назад
that's not a pun
@tomdenhollander2443
@tomdenhollander2443 6 лет назад
I live in the Netherlands under sea-level, so i'm older then people that were born on the same moment as i was born right?
@banehog
@banehog 6 лет назад
Yes, first you're older, then people were born on the same moment.
@parthiancapitalist2733
@parthiancapitalist2733 5 лет назад
?
@josefdrapak1889
@josefdrapak1889 4 года назад
@@banehog wtf
@banehog
@banehog 4 года назад
@@josefdrapak1889 here's a clue: Then != Than
@TaoSpin
@TaoSpin 3 года назад
No, you are younger. You don't have orbital velocity (or you would be floating). So you should only look at the gravitational effect curve (general relativity). More gravity means slower clock.
@mowdegrassetyson7676
@mowdegrassetyson7676 6 лет назад
Will this be on the test?
@corvidox
@corvidox 6 лет назад
Yes
@phillipgamble849
@phillipgamble849 5 лет назад
No, but it may be on his next T Shirt 🤗
@Smerpyderp
@Smerpyderp 5 лет назад
It's a quiz, Tyrone! Not a test, It's a quiz! God! Get it right for once!
@jacob.thaxton
@jacob.thaxton 6 лет назад
I love the way they make these videos
@primeddesign
@primeddesign 6 лет назад
Jacob Thaxton but what is love? *Music plays*
@WeChallenge
@WeChallenge 6 лет назад
If you take what Tina Turner sang into account, it's a second hand emotion, that leaves one wondering who's hand and better yet why isn't it a first hand emotion seeing the original poster was speaking of it as if they were having the experience in a first hand first person setting, independent from what others might have been feeling while watching the video. The better question would be What's love got to do with it?.....
@ZCBeats1
@ZCBeats1 6 лет назад
Vsauce NEEDS to do a video on the idea of 4 spacial dimensions, it's so cool and interesting!
@coopergates9680
@coopergates9680 5 лет назад
Has he done one on hyperbolic space yet?
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ Год назад
yes, but he still hasn't...
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ
@lubomirkubasdQw4w9WgXcQ Год назад
@@coopergates9680 noe
@doodoobonejones
@doodoobonejones 5 лет назад
I can't believe he misspelled the channel name in the video. It's D!NG, Michael lol. Can't win 'em all I suppose
@srisruthi8937
@srisruthi8937 5 лет назад
Once it was dong now it has been changed to ding
@mrmoth26
@mrmoth26 4 года назад
@@srisruthi8937 Heresey! It was never DONG it was always D!NG. DONG is not brand friendly and is innapropriate.
@kellyhe3012
@kellyhe3012 4 года назад
@@mrmoth26 that is correct.
@angelmendez-rivera351
@angelmendez-rivera351 4 года назад
Mr Moth Yes, which is why it was changed to D!NG. But it USED to be DONG.
@mrmoth26
@mrmoth26 4 года назад
@@angelmendez-rivera351 It was never DONG! Heretic!
@___-wu2ve
@___-wu2ve 6 лет назад
0:41 "Humans are my top 10 most favorite animals"
@goos2024
@goos2024 6 лет назад
qrabbit_ humans are animals
@EmberHunterable
@EmberHunterable 6 лет назад
"are ONE of my top ten"
@5AMU1
@5AMU1 6 лет назад
qrabbit_ Is ur profile pic from Phineas and ferb?
@goos2024
@goos2024 6 лет назад
Sam Nis yep
@swebruh
@swebruh 6 лет назад
That's true, humans are an animal.. we are in the class of "Mammals" in the Animalia Kingdom, and are a primate. The more you know! ;)
@konuralpmacit
@konuralpmacit 6 лет назад
Michael is one of my favorite animal
@Opsraw
@Opsraw 6 лет назад
sümük4 upvoted because of that wooden picture
@ei..
@ei.. 6 лет назад
Not a single baby was born in Norway
@jolez_4869
@jolez_4869 6 лет назад
*GOOD*
@suwinkhamchaiwong8382
@suwinkhamchaiwong8382 6 лет назад
A baby is born there every 485.88 seconds. Or to put it another way, 8 minutes, 5 seconds and approximately 880 milliseconds.
@meshachwalker6841
@meshachwalker6841 5 лет назад
Too cold to function
@sunshinedaniela8572
@sunshinedaniela8572 5 лет назад
Einar Johnsen That is because Exurb1a destroyed Norway already
@crake9510
@crake9510 5 лет назад
Suwin Khamchaiwong that’s how long it takes light to get from the sun to the earth.
@99EarthAngel
@99EarthAngel 6 лет назад
6:05 exactly
@DonOmarRamiro
@DonOmarRamiro 4 года назад
Video: **Doesnt start with "Hey Vsause, Michael here"** Me: Wait, thats illegal.
@user-bg7ef4ns4v
@user-bg7ef4ns4v 6 лет назад
“What’s up? Heh, you obviously. You little... Astronaut!” :’D
@mohamedezzat9285
@mohamedezzat9285 6 лет назад
6:28 "they just don't taste great when they are large"
@idot3331
@idot3331 6 лет назад
No more than *T W E L V E I N C H E S*
@StefanST
@StefanST 6 лет назад
and now, here I am, questioning myself again about the existence, the essence of life, why are pandas so cute and why are they disappearing, what makes a Mustang '69 look so damn badass *and didn't anyone noticed that Michael is almost the same as he was 9 years ago?* ty for wasting your precious time still reading this
@zahrulexe
@zahrulexe 6 лет назад
yeah they'd hurt you. Literally.
@oscarkhawar9323
@oscarkhawar9323 6 лет назад
Mohamed that's why they are picked when they are young
@Patatifique
@Patatifique 6 лет назад
Plz do a top ten favorite animals video
@ZomB1986
@ZomB1986 6 лет назад
... in their natural habitat
@Schoko4craft
@Schoko4craft 6 лет назад
... e.g. human in war
@LeoStaley
@LeoStaley 6 лет назад
Michael please.
@Marixchatt
@Marixchatt 6 лет назад
I love gems! such the best aliens. Besides we’re the same person Patatifque
@justinmyhan4419
@justinmyhan4419 6 лет назад
Ask real life lore
@ceasebenjaminbeast3947
@ceasebenjaminbeast3947 6 лет назад
Michael is wrong!! A Terrell rotation is NOT an optical illusion, it's an optical phenomena! Illusions are distortions as a result of your sensory organs misinterpreting a stimulus, whereas optical phenomena are distortions caused by the very objects themselves. Terrell rotations are actual distortions that happen before your sensory organs get in the way
@SensiblePleasantries
@SensiblePleasantries 6 лет назад
prove it
@tenormdness
@tenormdness 4 года назад
Cease Benjamin Beast duh😂
@benjaminbrady2385
@benjaminbrady2385 5 лет назад
But Michael, if you move near the speed of light next to the earth, wouldn't you see more than 50% of its surface? Which you said was impossible
@brando8515
@brando8515 5 лет назад
Benjamin Brady you would just see a different 50 percent
@kaushikmudgal5459
@kaushikmudgal5459 5 лет назад
Or is it? (Vsauce music intensifies)
@JesseCaul
@JesseCaul 6 лет назад
Michael is the only person who should exist
@GrilliCici
@GrilliCici 6 лет назад
Spycrabs how to basic
@GrilliCici
@GrilliCici 6 лет назад
SO YOU LOVE HOW TO BAsic
@seededsoul
@seededsoul 6 лет назад
put him into space, then use the combined nuclear arsenal of russia and the USA to sanitize the world.
@DreamyDaylite
@DreamyDaylite 6 лет назад
Wait, then what about yourself?
@JesseCaul
@JesseCaul 6 лет назад
Dreamy Daylite the Cat No only him
@momentouscrazynoob1709
@momentouscrazynoob1709 6 лет назад
" Zucinnies like to grow big, but they don't taste well when they're large" -Michael Stevens
@dakorjparie2425
@dakorjparie2425 6 лет назад
conclusion: for the same amount of earth time, zucchinis taste better if grown in space
@kentmichaelgalang686
@kentmichaelgalang686 6 лет назад
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@adipangestu7973
@adipangestu7973 5 лет назад
Even zucchinis realized that size doesn't matter
@MegaFonebone
@MegaFonebone 5 лет назад
I didn’t realize zucchinis have taste buds.
@crake9510
@crake9510 5 лет назад
*insert Lenny face*
@shubhamthakur4053
@shubhamthakur4053 6 лет назад
Man all this good editing must *make the dong hard* to create.
@nikolaangelovski2252
@nikolaangelovski2252 3 года назад
Da bum tsssssss
@rogthepirate4593
@rogthepirate4593 4 года назад
"Zucchini don't taste great when they're long" .... Well, actually they don't taste that great at all, in general.
@PolichromaMusic
@PolichromaMusic 4 года назад
you take that back
@MrCruckles
@MrCruckles 6 лет назад
Michael I appreciate you for showing me the way's of the universe as i have felt it has always been hard for me to learn and grasp on to certain things but however by the way of your clever breakdown into it, I can really feel confident into spreading the knowledge. *KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK*
@anselmschueler
@anselmschueler 6 лет назад
OK, the Torell thing is new to me. Njce!
@-danR
@-danR 6 лет назад
The Penrose-Terrell rotation is very old to me, and I never click on these sorts of relativity vids expecting anyone to discuss it. This one is unusual.
@SmoothTurtle840
@SmoothTurtle840 6 лет назад
D.O.N.G. doesn’t taste good when it’s over 12 inches...
@gurumage9555
@gurumage9555 6 лет назад
Brilliant xD
@TSPxEclipse
@TSPxEclipse 6 лет назад
I love how casually Michael can go from talking about relativistic effects on astronauts to a really long zucchini... and then back to relativistic effects... and then ends the episode like a cooking show.
@ZachariahMBaird
@ZachariahMBaird 5 лет назад
Hey, Vsauce! Michael here. Or am I? What is "here"? (Music plays) Because all the stars and galaxies are moving past each other at thousands of miles a second, we can't really say we're "here." All location is relative. So what really is "here"? Well, 3,000 years ago, blah blah blah history, science, math, etc. etc. etc. Humans don't really exist.
@Boss-cj6zn
@Boss-cj6zn 4 года назад
Zachariah M. Baird Which episode was this
@SlenLen
@SlenLen 4 года назад
@@Boss-cj6zn yeah ask him that question a YEAR later Also it is from no video
@NoriMori1992
@NoriMori1992 5 лет назад
That Armand Hammer guy pulled such a power move, because now when people jokingly ask him if he owns Arm & Hammer, he can look them straight in the eye and say "Yes" and watch them try to figure out if he's serious or not.
@KantFromEC
@KantFromEC 6 лет назад
"some countries babies are born more often then others" Yes for instance in Russia each baby is born 3 times before they're given citizenship.
@alexwang982
@alexwang982 6 лет назад
Charlie C whaaaaaa
@NoveskeYT
@NoveskeYT 6 лет назад
The joke is?
@Spartan-Four-Twenty
@Spartan-Four-Twenty 6 лет назад
Charlie C watch it again and you will be as surprised as i was that north korea lit up at all.
@yahyaelnaggar2264
@yahyaelnaggar2264 6 лет назад
LMAO
@karthikbalajim1381
@karthikbalajim1381 6 лет назад
Michael becoming crazier with every new video... Guess he would've become completely mad when he does the next video on Vsauce...
@vaibhav5566
@vaibhav5566 6 лет назад
Karthik Balaji nub
@Kredeidi
@Kredeidi 6 лет назад
Its started when he locked himself in a sensory deprivation room for days
@cscgaming25
@cscgaming25 6 лет назад
I think Michael forgot this wasn’t a Vsauce video for about 5 minutes
@GTX1050VSNEXTGENGAMES
@GTX1050VSNEXTGENGAMES 6 лет назад
He is how to basic creator
@despacitotv7906
@despacitotv7906 6 лет назад
preach amen btw despacito is epic
@user-bm2eq9xl6d
@user-bm2eq9xl6d 6 лет назад
No, that was a joke.
@blackseac
@blackseac 6 лет назад
- and you also missed this commenters joke
@Pluvillion
@Pluvillion 6 лет назад
r/wooooooooooooooooosh
@crake9510
@crake9510 5 лет назад
r/whooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@lunhing5308
@lunhing5308 6 лет назад
You so precious when you smile
@therambunctiousrobloxian9323
@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 6 лет назад
Did you say this before the song "Mine" came out? Time traveler!
@teppopierune5520
@teppopierune5520 5 лет назад
Wtfffsgitfuckinghellwhatamieventalkingaboutshiiit
@tmoney5036
@tmoney5036 5 лет назад
@@therambunctiousrobloxian9323 did he really
@tank_m3_tanker575
@tank_m3_tanker575 6 лет назад
His puns are so bad that they are so good
@ADawoodKiwi
@ADawoodKiwi 6 лет назад
He's slowly losing it
@alec3280
@alec3280 6 лет назад
No he's just becoming more enlightened
@GuillermoValleCosmos
@GuillermoValleCosmos 6 лет назад
he's become ascended
@ffnovice7
@ffnovice7 6 лет назад
_"slowly"_
@hexagon-nebulous2010
@hexagon-nebulous2010 6 лет назад
soap tips Show it to your friends! Too bad bad they are not interesting in it.
@hexagon-nebulous2010
@hexagon-nebulous2010 6 лет назад
soap tips You can teleport the soap! Or you can teleport yourself and leave the soap where it is!
@camillewerba466
@camillewerba466 5 лет назад
When Michael say "stay curious" at the end I thought Im at Its okay to be smart channel haahhaha
@Jennifer-ge1up
@Jennifer-ge1up 6 лет назад
You little, heheh, astronaut!
@Ryukachoo
@Ryukachoo 6 лет назад
Thanks for cooking Michael just messing with the formula for fun now
@dustyflygon
@dustyflygon 6 лет назад
Humans are my spirit animal.
@connorking984
@connorking984 6 лет назад
DustyFlygon I always felt like them.
@durdleduc8520
@durdleduc8520 6 лет назад
This video was a rollercoaster from start to finish
@daniyaaalx
@daniyaaalx 6 лет назад
2:40 that's the funniest thing in ages 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@f3ynman1um8
@f3ynman1um8 6 лет назад
Michael is such a character I mean like where does he come up with “The first and only youtube channel made by of and for teens who like cooking”
@astroash
@astroash 6 лет назад
*Top ten anime geniuses.*
@owenjames8040
@owenjames8040 6 лет назад
I love this man
@TheV-Man
@TheV-Man 6 лет назад
#1 FIGHT ME
@elliotlea5457
@elliotlea5457 6 лет назад
*Top ten characters who could beat Thanos even with the infinity stone*
@raphagafloresol7069
@raphagafloresol7069 5 лет назад
nani
@wildharpy6435
@wildharpy6435 5 лет назад
@@ibyinstitute *to
@bloggerboyo
@bloggerboyo 6 лет назад
Great cooking show! I especially loved the blue cheez burger and salad with rose vinaigrette.
@Vsauce
@Vsauce 6 лет назад
Thanks! It's a great recipe for teens. Easy to make and quick clean up. Always a favorite!
@bloggerboyo
@bloggerboyo 6 лет назад
...and I just realised that I spelt cheese, 'cheez' and it's been read by Michael Stevens, I'm a mixture of starstruck and embarrassed... At least it will soon be forgotten. As Michael Stevens once said "YOLOBLOMLMTAASOSBTDPWKEOBOIODAWCHEOBOITOD".
@jamietaylor8663
@jamietaylor8663 6 лет назад
Blogger Boyo that’s how vegan cheese replacement stuff is spelled so you’re good
@LightTheMars
@LightTheMars 6 лет назад
I like all Dongs, but I like Michael's Dong the most.
@compphysgeek
@compphysgeek 6 лет назад
Damn you, Michael! I'm going to play velocity raptor now for hours! rip work!
@AstaticMusic.
@AstaticMusic. 5 лет назад
Its actually DING not DONG, ig I'm smarter now
@soviettape5311
@soviettape5311 5 лет назад
Five Mode D!NG Btw what’s dong
@elroynathanael6535
@elroynathanael6535 5 лет назад
@@soviettape5311 Before D!NG this channel was named DONG
@soviettape5311
@soviettape5311 5 лет назад
Elroy NK It’s always been D!NG , wtf is dong
@elroynathanael6535
@elroynathanael6535 5 лет назад
@@soviettape5311 I see you're new here. Trust me before D!NG it was DONG (Do, Online Now Guys)
@sladewilson9741
@sladewilson9741 5 лет назад
I could of sworn he said welcome to Dong. But then he called himself "veeee sosse?"
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 6 лет назад
12:30 I mean I once triggered a very heated political debate on a youtube video.
@theceohq
@theceohq 6 лет назад
that's not even true you filthy commie! ALL LIES!! LIES I SAID
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 6 лет назад
adrsya I'm not talking about American politics boi.
@argeliozamora1074
@argeliozamora1074 6 лет назад
CheesecakeLasagna Politics? Lmao i once talked about religion, Some one got shot at the end
@alexanderm5728
@alexanderm5728 6 лет назад
I once started a ghif vs. jif debate. That got pretty hot.
@KhOrganization
@KhOrganization 6 лет назад
Alexander M in short, it’s pronounced JIF. The creator of GIFs even said so.
@bonarjames-oneill2483
@bonarjames-oneill2483 6 лет назад
The memes have got to you Micheal
@stax8761
@stax8761 6 лет назад
what was the science behind 6:20, does a sudden topic change help us regain our attention? I'm actually curious.
@vitormelomedeiros
@vitormelomedeiros 6 лет назад
It's nonsense humour, one of the favourite kinds of humour to the man of science.
@theodorevoudrislis6103
@theodorevoudrislis6103 6 лет назад
Michael, you're totally crazy and I love that. Great scientist, great mind, great sense of humor and great videos. Keep up, dude :)
@djmckeown1935
@djmckeown1935 6 лет назад
🅱️sauce 🅱️icheal here
@tissuepaper9962
@tissuepaper9962 6 лет назад
🅱️ike is short for 🅱️ichael
@tissuepaper9962
@tissuepaper9962 6 лет назад
I 🅱️elieve i have 🅱️ound my 🅱️eople
@kimclark7324
@kimclark7324 6 лет назад
🅿
@joexer1
@joexer1 6 лет назад
I think you guys need some decongestants
@domib.3924
@domib.3924 6 лет назад
HAHAAHHAHAH XD LOL SO FUNNY jk...
@jordanheath5258
@jordanheath5258 6 лет назад
But what is *up*
@hory-portier
@hory-portier 6 лет назад
dot com
@iagreebut6813
@iagreebut6813 6 лет назад
Up doesnt exist!
@jugodelicioso
@jugodelicioso 6 лет назад
What's "updog"
@xelitez6438
@xelitez6438 6 лет назад
Up is a 2009 American 3D computer-animated comedy-drama adventure film, produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures. Directed by Pete Docter, the film centers on an elderly widower named Carl Fredricksen (Ed Asner) and an earnest boy named Russell (Jordan Nagai). By tying thousands of balloons to his house, Carl sets out to fulfill his dream to see the wilds of South America and complete a promise made to his late wife, Ellie. The film was co-directed by Bob Peterson, with music composed by Michael Giacchino. ~Thank you google. You’re welcome ;)
@jezuconz7299
@jezuconz7299 6 лет назад
I love this guy. Michael, whether you're reading this or not, thank you. Keep doing as well as you do your stuff.
@hamishfox
@hamishfox 3 года назад
" the world record for longest time in orbit... " The world record. You know, I'm not sure that it is...
@AtricosHU
@AtricosHU 6 лет назад
Michael is weird sometimes.
@ryattlarge9597
@ryattlarge9597 6 лет назад
2:46 oh look the earth isn’t flat
@eduardozanin8520
@eduardozanin8520 6 лет назад
Hi Michael!
@GuyNamedSean
@GuyNamedSean 6 лет назад
Hi Eduardo!
@pijusnorusis9223
@pijusnorusis9223 6 лет назад
Hi Sean!
@kai615k
@kai615k 6 лет назад
Hi Himananshu
@thehunters7214
@thehunters7214 6 лет назад
Hi Someone!
@diegoasanch
@diegoasanch 6 лет назад
VSauce here
@resiknoiro7506
@resiknoiro7506 3 года назад
"Welcome to the first and only RU-vid channel made by of and for teens who like cooking. Today were gonna be talking about babies" (Michael, 2018)
@connorconnor2421
@connorconnor2421 3 года назад
"Humans are one of my top 10 favourite animals" -A human
@obaimahfouz7943
@obaimahfouz7943 6 лет назад
Hey Vsauce! Michael...not here ☹️
@sorenmine7765
@sorenmine7765 6 лет назад
micheal should start a let's play channel. "heyy, let's play, micheal here."
@newman6434
@newman6434 5 лет назад
Sorenmine id kms
@-lll-ll-llll-AVE
@-lll-ll-llll-AVE 6 лет назад
Im honestly baffled by the quality of Michael’s comedic skills at each new DONG videos Keep it up, proud of ya
@cpcnw
@cpcnw 6 лет назад
1:56 Did Michael just say 'AstroNOTS' !!!???
@Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus
@Lord_and_Savior_Gay_Jesus 6 лет назад
I came onto RU-vid today in hopes of finding the longest zucchini on record. DONG didn't let me down.
@kye4840
@kye4840 6 лет назад
Literally Shitler iii
@h0verman
@h0verman 6 лет назад
nice shirtwear, shitler
@brandonmartin1958
@brandonmartin1958 6 лет назад
*insert lenny face here*
@BeyBoost
@BeyBoost 6 лет назад
I like your name.
@mamamiapizzeria8479
@mamamiapizzeria8479 6 лет назад
Literally Shitler you mean courgettte
@FEARbraveheart
@FEARbraveheart 6 лет назад
What's the song at 6:40 called? I've listened to all the songs in Jake's channel and I can't seem to find it :(
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