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Relax by the Bonfire | Dark Souls ASMR 

Ephemeral Rift
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After touching a strange summon sign, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 are the one who ends up being sent to the realm of a nameless undead, who is often found sitting by a bonfire waiting for those in need of rest, relaxation, and sleep.
00:00:00 Parry and Riposte
00:00:16 Praise the Sun!
00:01:55 Where Are You?
00:04:14 Why Are You Here?
00:05:23 Wrong Number
00:06:55 This Nameless Undead's Purpose
00:09:50 A Hollow's Dagger
00:14:59 A Word of Warning
00:15:32 The Chainmail Gauntlet Treatment
00:16:49 This Nameless Undead's True Calling
00:17:39 The White Sign Soapstone Tapping Treatment
00:21:09 Remembering an Old Friend
00:23:52 This Nameless Undead's Story
00:28:03 The Iron Helmet Treatment
00:30:39 Riposte or Riposte?
00:31:29 RSTT Red Sign Soapstone Tapping Treatment
00:34:13 RSWSSTM Red Sign & White Sign Soapstones Treatment Method
00:37:41 Care for some Estus?
00:38:22 EFR Estus Flask Relaxation
00:42:47 The Light Crossbow Treatment
00:46:34 The Crossbow Bolt Treatment
00:52:02 The Chainmail Coif Treatment
01:00:20 A Bonfireside Chat
01:10:00 Farewell for Now...
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@jackbeedie1898
@jackbeedie1898 3 года назад
“Parry, Riposte.. Parry, Riposte” *HE’S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE KEPT ALIVE*
@Mashamazzi
@Mashamazzi 3 года назад
He's also too dangerous to attempt to fight
@australium7374
@australium7374 3 года назад
2 words, 1 legend.
@voxxiangeldust5265
@voxxiangeldust5265 3 года назад
Listen here u little sh**...
@procerus4789
@procerus4789 3 года назад
Once you figure out the little tricks that parry lords use, they become very easy to attack. For instance, most heavy attacks aren't parryable, so if they are foolish enough to try and parry a heavy attack instead of dodging they might be in for a surprise. Unfortunately tho, they'll just roll away, chug some estus, and sneak a critical hit in that instakills you.
@wardenTKD
@wardenTKD 3 года назад
@@procerus4789 u mad bro, im gona parry ur weapon art
@z0mb1emaul3r5
@z0mb1emaul3r5 3 года назад
"Parry" "riposte" "parry" "riposte" "strafe" "strafe" strafe" "backstab" The guy he's fighting: FUUUUUU-
@kingleaf2932
@kingleaf2932 3 года назад
Sorry but I have to. Riposte, repost is what an unoriginal redditor does.
@neoniathefox9804
@neoniathefox9804 3 года назад
King_of_ Kicking maybe he’s practicing his reposting
@BigT.Larrity
@BigT.Larrity 3 года назад
Sorry but I have to. Riposte, repost is what an unoriginal commenter does.
@ObviousTrollFrom2007
@ObviousTrollFrom2007 3 года назад
Just imagine the quietest and chilliest guy on the planet like Ephemeral fighting someone who's the complete opposite; screaming in agony. 😂
@thebroken5932
@thebroken5932 3 года назад
@@kingleaf2932 damn you beat me to it😭
@Nektos10734
@Nektos10734 3 года назад
The perfect asmr doesn't exi- *PARRY* *RIPOSTE*
@exorjack
@exorjack 3 года назад
Strafe, strafe, strafe *_BACKSTAB_*
@FA_Machina
@FA_Machina 2 года назад
@@exorjack punishment
@bigaust4487
@bigaust4487 2 года назад
@@FA_Machina punishment
@sivi1611
@sivi1611 2 года назад
@@exorjack punishment
@SymulatedGamer
@SymulatedGamer 2 года назад
@@sivi1611 BAKING STAB
@ASAP_Kenny
@ASAP_Kenny 3 года назад
He definitely could’ve been a character in dark souls, throughout the game he trains and you can either help or ignore him. If you help he’s a summon for a late game boss and thanks you at the end. If you ignore him you find his corpse outside of the boss room
@keiko3520
@keiko3520 3 года назад
sounds like sigmeyer or solaire
@thatchedrooves1204
@thatchedrooves1204 3 года назад
thats literally how all npcs in dark souls are, they end up dying if you dont help them, most die even if you do. Patches is the only one who survives to the end.
@cndcooch3-658
@cndcooch3-658 3 года назад
Bruh
@UGSETH2
@UGSETH2 3 года назад
@@thatchedrooves1204 That guy is an asshole
@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410
@youwouldntremembermeanyway7410 3 года назад
@@thatchedrooves1204 i wonder how that bastard could survive till the very end of the world
@themanedgar7405
@themanedgar7405 3 года назад
He is a true representation of what a parry lord does in his spare time
@anubarak9184
@anubarak9184 3 года назад
I'm afraid he might be going hollow...
@sampappas6934
@sampappas6934 3 года назад
Peeve is that you...?
@milkyway4761
@milkyway4761 3 года назад
E
@jonshafto4478
@jonshafto4478 3 года назад
@tOwOxic what a magnificent purpose
@mirzataufikurahman5478
@mirzataufikurahman5478 3 года назад
@tOwOxic yes, stomping both the host and invaders as NG+ hodrick on road of sacrifices
@monkeeee
@monkeeee 3 года назад
imagine a dark souls video where rift just rolls around for an hour straight
@NoraTheCreator117
@NoraTheCreator117 3 года назад
69th like
@haldosprime3896
@haldosprime3896 3 года назад
I'd expect a few pots and barrels to be broken for the truest immersion.
@TheNostalgiaJunkie
@TheNostalgiaJunkie 3 года назад
Lmao the funny part of it is that it may actually sound good and be relaxing. *various layered sounds of ER rolling around the bonfire in different sets of armor with reverb to make the sound more satisfying*
@thedauntle55
@thedauntle55 3 года назад
Wait gameplay or role-play, get it
@daneelaart
@daneelaart 3 года назад
a bloodring troll host bores you to sleep asmr
@Cydoniaaa
@Cydoniaaa 3 года назад
[ You have been invaded by Dark Spirit xX_Ephemeral_Rift_Xx ]
@forgotten7873
@forgotten7873 3 года назад
BRUH
@WeaponizedGoochsweat
@WeaponizedGoochsweat 3 года назад
I'd just dip out
@dgmang92
@dgmang92 3 года назад
Mom! Unplug the router!
@exittierone
@exittierone 3 года назад
It shall be an epic dagger fight of backstabs and ripostes, then!
@sir17pounder8
@sir17pounder8 2 года назад
Me, who has not played a single soulsborne game: 🤨
@g3th_
@g3th_ 3 года назад
Man, Demon's Souls Remake is looking good.
@ll_Nookie_ll
@ll_Nookie_ll 3 года назад
Have you finished it already
@capitalspace3089
@capitalspace3089 3 года назад
Truly
@drakecarter1780
@drakecarter1780 3 года назад
Games are close to looking like this graphically already. I say by 2025.
@T0mbuc3et
@T0mbuc3et 3 года назад
Trump rule and Biden drools
@Garvey64LIVE64
@Garvey64LIVE64 3 года назад
@@T0mbuc3et why do you have to bring politics into this?
@Nocomment552
@Nocomment552 3 года назад
4:00 “Yahrnam. That is a tale for another time.” Me: Visibly excited
@edwardna156
@edwardna156 3 года назад
Hes already done a bloodborne asmr, just in case you didn't know. It's also excellent
@chagis100
@chagis100 3 года назад
@@edwardna156 He's done 2 or 3 for bloodborne!
@Gibbon_dog
@Gibbon_dog 3 года назад
chagis100 Really? Damn gotta watch those
@marsfridge
@marsfridge 3 года назад
In fact, he has even done an asmr playthrough of bloodborne
@sukasaroth
@sukasaroth 3 года назад
Was corvus in it???
@eclipse3187
@eclipse3187 3 года назад
Nameless king: I fear no man Nameless king: but that........ ER: Parry reposte parry reposte strafe strafe strafe backstab Nameless king: it scares me
@Timebomb_19
@Timebomb_19 3 года назад
Nameless can’t be parry’d tho....
@knight6724
@knight6724 3 года назад
Champ gundyr: I don’t fear anything Champ gundyr: but that thing....... ER: parry reposte parry reposte strafe strafe strafe Champ gundyr: it scares me
@babydaddycooler4889
@babydaddycooler4889 3 года назад
_ Stars _ when you truly reach divinity nothing is impossible
@beal728
@beal728 3 года назад
@@knight6724 ah meet the pyro
@levigivens
@levigivens 3 года назад
At least quote it properly mate. It's "I fear no man"
@jasonisntreallyhere
@jasonisntreallyhere 3 года назад
*watching this video to relax while I work* "Good lord, the amount of effort he puts into these is insane. His costume, the fie, the weapons, his dialogue. Its all just so-" *Rift answers a cellphone* "...God I love this man."
@PhonesHQ
@PhonesHQ 2 года назад
I bet the ringtone was the Majula theme.
@PDM_075
@PDM_075 2 года назад
btw the guy was asking about is another important character from the game bloodborne
@xleplayVA
@xleplayVA Год назад
Yep, gherman, the first hunter.
@Hugo_Balls08
@Hugo_Balls08 Год назад
@@xleplayVA bruh I thought he said carmen and I actually thought the call was real💀
@terminatorplayz4614
@terminatorplayz4614 3 года назад
Rift : “Ah finally..” Me in my head: “you were trying to cross the border weren’t you?”
@donovancurtis9381
@donovancurtis9381 2 года назад
Ralof strikes again!
@crablord8499
@crablord8499 2 года назад
Same as us, and that theif over there.
@n.m.1393
@n.m.1393 2 года назад
This really made me want to play skyrim again!
@jakereynolds8897
@jakereynolds8897 3 года назад
Damn, I exhausted this guys long arse dialogue tree, and I didn't even get one gesture
@vincentpreziuso3597
@vincentpreziuso3597 3 года назад
Check the expanded menu, this gave me the rest gesture.
@14Chrysler300sAWD
@14Chrysler300sAWD 3 года назад
@@vincentpreziuso3597 perfect response
@youareaspook5897
@youareaspook5897 3 года назад
@@vincentpreziuso3597 its a bug, its been updated - you get the Relax gesture and the Snore gesture now too
@cocojumbo5252
@cocojumbo5252 3 года назад
lol. This is for some reason funny as shit and I don't know why.
@RAF-cc1ng
@RAF-cc1ng 3 года назад
Does fire keeper react to this reaction?
@Condopets
@Condopets 3 года назад
He sounds like he could be a character in a souls game, tbh. The dialogue, the voicing, everything is perfect. That’s Uncle E for you.
@BlkPrm
@BlkPrm 3 года назад
VA deal when FromSoft?
@Ivel94
@Ivel94 3 года назад
That was what I loved about the video. The voice acting in the actual game is very similar to this. Mysterious and relaxing voices.
@treygiese9580
@treygiese9580 3 года назад
It’s crazy how much he sounds like an actual NPC😂
@officialnotoriousx
@officialnotoriousx 3 года назад
I gurentee he's played at least played some of the titles. Cause ive played dark souls 2 and 3 and even i feel like like his portrayl is spot on.
@jsihavealotofplaylists
@jsihavealotofplaylists 3 года назад
@@Ivel94 hes very similar to the guy who steals things
@HammboneBob
@HammboneBob 2 года назад
*gives him +5giant's set, mask of the father, and a chaos zwei +5.
@paint4r
@paint4r Год назад
THE LEGEND NEVER DIES
@Glaster6
@Glaster6 Год назад
GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS, BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
@brothel_exe
@brothel_exe 11 месяцев назад
WHAT RINGS YOU GOT BITCH?
@TheDragonMasterChannel
@TheDragonMasterChannel Месяц назад
Don't forget your grass crest shield
@corva5118
@corva5118 2 года назад
He even managed to make the "Stainless China 440" part fit into the lore, this man is EXTRAORDINARY!
@Abdullah-cj2mh
@Abdullah-cj2mh 3 года назад
I was trying to sleep then the invasion sound triggered years of PTSD
@scientomagician7242
@scientomagician7242 3 года назад
Same, visions of giant dad
@A_Shut-in_NEET
@A_Shut-in_NEET 3 года назад
Im laughing too hard at this
@WASSdee
@WASSdee 3 года назад
So true 😤😂
@kaskynightblade8490
@kaskynightblade8490 3 года назад
I swear to God that I've heard that sound even while not playing.
@chopinplayer6018
@chopinplayer6018 3 года назад
Kasky Nightblade yea its so weird it happens to me too
@Caesar-Sensei
@Caesar-Sensei 3 года назад
Just when you think rift can't get better, he does, once again. Incredible
@NoOne-cs9ws
@NoOne-cs9ws 3 года назад
He has not peaked yet
@spunkmckunkle5604
@spunkmckunkle5604 3 года назад
You could say he parried the idea.
@whyhang7865
@whyhang7865 3 года назад
You can comment the same in every of his video.
@Arod315
@Arod315 3 года назад
@@NoOne-cs9ws he'll never peak lol he is just always gonna 1 up himself just like my boy J. Cole
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O 3 года назад
No such thought ever crossed my mind yet actually.
@nicholausedwardwijaya8822
@nicholausedwardwijaya8822 3 года назад
I lost it when he pulled out his phon--I-I mean white soapstone.
@kyousey
@kyousey 2 года назад
iSoap 13
@zzxb223
@zzxb223 2 года назад
This comment is the best 😂
@zzxb223
@zzxb223 2 года назад
@@kyousey this comment is perfect 😭😭😭
@rocker4144
@rocker4144 3 года назад
Man said Yarnahm and Germain, I love this so much. He even took the liberty to refer to the chosen undead as "my Lord" and also made himself a lord of cinder
@gabereisner173
@gabereisner173 9 месяцев назад
😮
@seth6930
@seth6930 3 года назад
The lack of creepy laughter after every sentence really broke my immersion
@le_mothman
@le_mothman 3 года назад
Ah I see you've met patches
@kiodboi672
@kiodboi672 3 года назад
@@le_mothman or lautrec
@le_mothman
@le_mothman 3 года назад
@@kiodboi672 does he laugh much? I never found out since I cant hear him from his new home in the bottom of blight town.
@dervo1
@dervo1 3 года назад
Oh... Just you wait till you talk to hawkwood.
@shannonrankin4949
@shannonrankin4949 3 года назад
@@kiodboi672 or the undead merchant
@PrideofAshbringer
@PrideofAshbringer 3 года назад
Considering the way Dark Souls npcs talk, this isn't far off.
@VendreadMike95
@VendreadMike95 3 года назад
❤👍🏾
@jhevgainz2307
@jhevgainz2307 3 года назад
Just needs more chuckles.
@user-ze3tq9hf9i
@user-ze3tq9hf9i 3 года назад
It's lacking the laugh at the end of each dialogue.
@Miguel-gf7sq
@Miguel-gf7sq 3 года назад
We need this guy in elder ring, if elden ring exist
@lleonellus4241
@lleonellus4241 2 года назад
@@Miguel-gf7sq what the f... How did you know Elden Ring existed back then? Was It already announced?
@TheChillNation-
@TheChillNation- 3 года назад
This takes me back. I help people in Dark Souls games all the time. I always stumble across an NPC whose voice would make me turn up the volume and listen as if I was actually with them, sitting next to a message some other player written on the ground over a cliff, telling other players to "Hidden path ahead therefore try jumping"
@fallingbed1
@fallingbed1 3 года назад
When you get an ad while trying to sleep *YOU DIED*
@tahmkenchusta5852
@tahmkenchusta5852 3 года назад
When you get an ad while you are having a dream.*
@creedatorx439
@creedatorx439 3 года назад
Praise lord Jesus?
@la_wedra_
@la_wedra_ 3 года назад
It's really unbelievable how you are everywhere 😂
@beastyboygamerwebpage
@beastyboygamerwebpage 3 года назад
Tf how u verified
@user-tj3ch8lu4i
@user-tj3ch8lu4i 3 года назад
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@CTRLVCatMemes
@CTRLVCatMemes 3 года назад
Easily the most cinematic video ER has made in a while. That LIGHTING. That COSTUME. I'm loving it.
@Veriox22
@Veriox22 3 года назад
I wonder where he got it.
@themaxterz0169
@themaxterz0169 3 года назад
He's reaching ASMattR levels of cinematography
@grammernotzi
@grammernotzi 3 года назад
@@DarkDashV6 You should check out FredsVoice ASMR. He has multiple roleplays in his character form "Rude English Gentleman". He roasts you and relaxes you at the same time. (He does nice ASMR too also)
@grammernotzi
@grammernotzi 3 года назад
@@DarkDashV6 I've seen Jim also. He did a really badass Dark Knight Joker video. Really awesome!
@nikkibogenschutz9609
@nikkibogenschutz9609 3 года назад
I'm not entirely sure it's a "costume." There's something a bit uncanny-valley about it.
@gabrielh5105
@gabrielh5105 3 года назад
"Parry... riposte... parry ... strafe, strafe" Slave Knight Gael: Ok bro, you win. Plz don't hurt me
@yourmomsafurry1971
@yourmomsafurry1971 3 года назад
*proceeds to activate second phase*
@flimsypillow341
@flimsypillow341 3 года назад
you cant parry slave knight gael 😐
@gabrielh5105
@gabrielh5105 3 года назад
@@flimsypillow341 Bruh...
@lumethecrow
@lumethecrow 3 года назад
@@flimsypillow341 Not with that attitude
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly
@FrogEnthusiast_TheOneAndOnly 3 года назад
Even the chosen one fears him
@LeonPhrogeman
@LeonPhrogeman 3 года назад
"Only in truth, the Lords will abandon their thrones, and the unkindled will rise. Nameless accursed undead, unfit even to be cinder. And so it is that ash seeketh embers..." This leads to my encounter with "The Restfallen man" and our many interactions.
@BillagePoopWars
@BillagePoopWars 3 года назад
This would make him the most powerful being in the souls universe for the fact he traveled across time, lands and the great ash lake.
@lucasnorred4198
@lucasnorred4198 2 года назад
Or just patches
@BillagePoopWars
@BillagePoopWars 2 года назад
@@lucasnorred4198 YOOOOO
@David-ip6ft
@David-ip6ft 3 года назад
You’re the npc who’s dialog i wouldn’t skip in a speedrun
@homiespaghetti1522
@homiespaghetti1522 3 года назад
Lol an hour long dialogue
@chrombopulusthegreat5729
@chrombopulusthegreat5729 3 года назад
@@homiespaghetti1522 true dam
@pencrash9289
@pencrash9289 3 года назад
Rip run hello sleep
@pickledorange1133
@pickledorange1133 3 года назад
Riley Kanter heeeell yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*DEEP BREATH*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@captjamesgravy
@captjamesgravy 3 года назад
Hello brother
@bravepigster
@bravepigster 3 года назад
Is this what he was doing rather than playing dark souls? Ok I’m into it.
@peepnox7747
@peepnox7747 3 года назад
Maybe.....just maybe
@chyaboi11
@chyaboi11 3 года назад
I don't like these type of roleplay kinks usually but that chainmail got me feeling some type of way
@Infotomious
@Infotomious 3 года назад
Is that even a question?
@astroneatlybooks952
@astroneatlybooks952 3 года назад
He planned to play Dark Souls, but too many calories.
@badosof7293
@badosof7293 3 года назад
Dude,i was going to say it
@kyotie13
@kyotie13 Год назад
This video is one of my favorites on your channel. My first From Software game was Elden Ring but this vid really makes me want to buy all the Dark Souls games! So good. I'm secretly hoping you make an Elden Ring rp someday 🤞💕 I imagine you as a merchant, playing your instrument while rambling about your wares, before slowly descending into a relaxing madness, talking about your people being exiled, and the yellow chaos flame.
@codywhoever1091
@codywhoever1091 Год назад
I am now manifesting this into existence
@Retro_Rainer
@Retro_Rainer Год назад
he didn't like ER that much, so I think it's unlikely. but it would be a match made in heaven. ER as an ER merchant.
@kyotie13
@kyotie13 Год назад
@@Retro_Rainer I'm glad you agree, it's right down his alley! Hope he snags the idea one day despite his vid about how he felt about the gameplay.
@nox2916
@nox2916 3 года назад
I miss playing dark souls, the calm walks between battles were my second favorite feel apart from defeating a boss.
@davidsalas9826
@davidsalas9826 3 года назад
I just can't imagine ER getting mad when he loses a lot of souls, maybe he's just like "Ok, let's try again".
@DabbleDAM
@DabbleDAM 3 года назад
ER is a parry god clearly, he never loses souls.
@Heywood-----Jablomeh
@Heywood-----Jablomeh 3 года назад
The patient one! exactly he doest even batt an eye....he simply pwns everything when he respawns!
@gus251
@gus251 3 года назад
Theres so many ways to avoid losing lots of souls that i cant get mad because i know its my fault most of the time
@ThatRipOff
@ThatRipOff 3 года назад
Once you’ve played enough hours losing souls doesn’t really phase you anyway. I’ll walk around with 100k+ on me at a time just because.
@tylermech66
@tylermech66 3 года назад
@@ThatRipOff yeah, eventually you just get into the mindset of "I'm Undead, that means death is meaningless" and once you stop caring about dying, oh boy does the game's difficulty obtain a different perspective.
@daxtonriggs9228
@daxtonriggs9228 3 года назад
i need patches asmr. at the end he kicks you off a ledge.
@candycadet528
@candycadet528 3 года назад
DaxtonRiggs ‘Patches kicks you off to sleep’
@ucutiepie6564
@ucutiepie6564 3 года назад
Kicks you into bed
@Voidicus
@Voidicus 3 года назад
shhhh...a cleric you say? *tap tap tap* well....there's some mighty fine treasure down there there there...why don't you check it out?
@KingMemeMachine
@KingMemeMachine 3 года назад
Oh my God if he just drop kicks the camera? Oh man I'd be furious.
@Lucius_TC
@Lucius_TC 3 года назад
Would be awesome
@RES61527
@RES61527 3 года назад
What he's wearing is literally all you'd have to wear in a zombie apocalypse. You'd be fine because they can't bite through that shit.
@directedbymorenotempini
@directedbymorenotempini 3 года назад
damn, never thought of that
@bigfootwithwifi7569
@bigfootwithwifi7569 3 года назад
Screw armor in a zombie apocalypse I’d just smear vegemite all over myself. There is no zombie with a big enough ballsack to bite through a suit of vegemite
@crazybeatrice4555
@crazybeatrice4555 2 года назад
@@bigfootwithwifi7569 Id take some of that vegemite
@pencrash9289
@pencrash9289 2 года назад
Hell, you wouldn’t even need heavy armor of any kind, just a tough leather and you’re good
@kiryukazuma8089
@kiryukazuma8089 2 года назад
@@pencrash9289 ehhhh, i doubt any armor was made with super strong cannabals in mind. Sharkmail would probably be best.
@the-witness8811
@the-witness8811 3 года назад
I like the ambient noise of the fire. The white noise helps block external noises so that I can fall asleep to your calm storytelling. By far one of my favorites, right next to the candyman and repairman series.
@ranegames
@ranegames 3 года назад
Didn't read the title, so when he said "ah" in the intro I thought he'd continue with: "you're finally awake"
@tyronnenicol588
@tyronnenicol588 3 года назад
Why did this make me laugh so much :)
@kampfh7150
@kampfh7150 3 года назад
You were trying cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush
@ShockSurge
@ShockSurge 3 года назад
Same lol
@edoardogiorgi2164
@edoardogiorgi2164 3 года назад
Same thing
@sassypwny
@sassypwny 3 года назад
Kampfh same as us and that thief over there Damn you stormcloaks! Skyrim was fine until you came along, empire was nice and easy. If they hadn’t been looking for you, I could’ve stolen that horse and been halfway to hammerfell. You there, you and me, we shouldn’t be here. It’s these stormcloaks the imperials want. We’re all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief Shut up back there!
@thiccandridicc
@thiccandridicc 3 года назад
POV: Rift is just a giant using a normal sword and shield
@barsnacker
@barsnacker 3 года назад
I'll take that over my fight with a baby dragon situation
@Uranium----...---23592
@Uranium----...---23592 3 года назад
Possibly but thats a big shield if upscaled
@LuckyArceus
@LuckyArceus 3 года назад
** him giant lol.
@bobabubble3628
@bobabubble3628 3 года назад
@Wee Pinbell it's a Great Shield to us
@santerisaatana2583
@santerisaatana2583 3 года назад
Nah thats a chaos dagger
@FirelordHouses
@FirelordHouses 2 года назад
5:40 I REALLY thought he was gonna answer a soapstone.
@measured.kadence
@measured.kadence 3 года назад
Love your voice and all the attention to detail. It really struck me when I realised your bad memory is an effect from the hollowing!
@titani1k
@titani1k 3 года назад
ER is the David Bowie of ASMR; no matter how he reinvents himself, he's always bloody brilliant
@td23asus
@td23asus 3 года назад
David Bowie ASMR when?
@michaelwells941
@michaelwells941 3 года назад
@@td23asus that would have been incredible! He did a reading of Peter and the Wolf, but alas, not specifically ASMR.
@bomboosed
@bomboosed 3 года назад
Haha wow, a huge comparation
@ajakks6551
@ajakks6551 3 года назад
"Parry, Riposte." Indeed, Words to live by.
@SushiBonJ
@SushiBonJ Год назад
I know this comment may never be seen by you my friend, uncle e, but i must say ive watched this video 3 nights in a row and still havent seen whats in it past 20 minutes because I just cant stay awake. I will forever be grateful for the creative and relaxing ideas you come up with. Thank you my friend
@ArnoldJudasRimmer..
@ArnoldJudasRimmer.. Год назад
As ever, I have arrived late to the party. But I must say this is Genius sir! Never did I ever think a piece of asmr would cross over so well with souls haha? As I said, genius man top work indeed.
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 года назад
Buckler shield and Thief’s dagger, good choice.
@imadeyoureadthis1
@imadeyoureadthis1 3 года назад
I'm sorry i killed your dog.
@crunk5553
@crunk5553 3 года назад
I made you read this god damn it not again this is the fifth time...
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 года назад
No prob, wasn’t my dog anyway lol
@imadeyoureadthis1
@imadeyoureadthis1 3 года назад
@@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 it said SIF on the name tag. In fact I've collected several of those name tags. Must just be a popular name i suppose.
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815
@thicctoriasthedogwalker815 3 года назад
Ohhh, THAT dog. I thought he was in the abyss.
@lee741
@lee741 3 года назад
_"If only I had a humanity... in short, Try using ASMR."_
@thewatcher1499
@thewatcher1499 3 года назад
Humanity Restored.
@seraph8954
@seraph8954 3 года назад
*Try finger, but hole*
@nitrocyanara
@nitrocyanara 3 года назад
Seraph lmao do u mean the message on the roof of grand archive
@seraph8954
@seraph8954 3 года назад
@@nitrocyanara thats a message that anybody can put anywhere
@damobeck1
@damobeck1 3 года назад
Amazing chest ahead.
@deusexaethera
@deusexaethera 2 года назад
"Ahh, my trusty dagger. I happened upon this...I forget where it was, where was I? I don't remember, but it's very nice. Apparently it belonged to a soldier named...or a Hollow, who knows...but it belonged to someone, for their name is right here: 'Stainless China'." LOL
@MurlokDredger
@MurlokDredger 9 месяцев назад
I've watched this specific vid atleast 300 times, and I'm now at the point where I can quote it word for word. This wasn't the intention, I just really enjoy this vid, but alas here we are.
@jonjon9516
@jonjon9516 9 месяцев назад
I’ve seen it a few times as well
@Jnigo
@Jnigo 7 месяцев назад
Parry riposte
@CommanderNixon
@CommanderNixon 3 года назад
Okay please tell me nobodies named him yet because I have the perfect one. "The Restfallen Man"
@scientomagician7242
@scientomagician7242 3 года назад
Thank you for your service
@debatenothing5676
@debatenothing5676 3 года назад
Maybe riftfallen man?
@CommanderNixon
@CommanderNixon 3 года назад
@@debatenothing5676 sure but he's roleplaying the Crestfallen man from the dark souls series. I think its a funnier play on that to just remove a single letter
@fernandowolfblack4735
@fernandowolfblack4735 3 года назад
Clever, I also like “rift keeper” lol
@darksector_0675
@darksector_0675 3 года назад
Lame
@zibi2013PL
@zibi2013PL 3 года назад
Gracious, Passing fine ASMR thou'st given.
@ceranopierce
@ceranopierce 3 года назад
I only hope these tingles content thee
@nexradio143
@nexradio143 3 года назад
Your pfp, I see you’re a man of culture as well
@victoriancuddler
@victoriancuddler 3 года назад
I am an ASMRTist like thou, although not so charitable as to give my tingles for free
@multidimensionalcenturion9863
@multidimensionalcenturion9863 3 года назад
You.... Give me back my kidney!
@bestsoviet8536
@bestsoviet8536 3 года назад
My my, what WARM umbral ash thoust given me
@lilmoscato1515
@lilmoscato1515 3 года назад
infinite blessings on your bloodline ive been in love with your content for three years i love that you always make it entertaining its so hard to find content like this elsewhere
@Motolmang
@Motolmang 3 года назад
Me: Trying to get to the blight town short cut with the master key The chatty NPCs in firelink:
@ceranopierce
@ceranopierce 3 года назад
Rift: “Praise the sun” Me, a blade of the darkmoon: Right
@farrondis
@farrondis 3 года назад
Heretics will be punished you know
@daklevaork7783
@daklevaork7783 3 года назад
You fool, you heretic, you disgrace for the one and only Solaire!
@m.g.1725
@m.g.1725 3 года назад
The warriors of the sun are not about punishing, they are about bonds and friendship. If you ever need a friend to help you as the evil stops you from finding your very own sun, you can always count on the warriors to help you out ! May the Joly Cooperations multiply as writen in Solaire's teaching. Long may the sun shine !!
@gibby3339
@gibby3339 3 года назад
Tis' a shame us Darkmoon brothers and sisters are shadowed buy the Sunlight Covenant.
@tomspalding7715
@tomspalding7715 3 года назад
@@m.g.1725 LONG MAY THE SUN SHINE! *raises SEIGBRAU*
@clevererheart9512
@clevererheart9512 3 года назад
“Strafe” “Strafe” “Strafe” “Backstab” The spy from TF2: *Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well*
@sharktale5956
@sharktale5956 3 года назад
But of course
@gesgald2266
@gesgald2266 3 года назад
Indeed
@blitzkrieg7353
@blitzkrieg7353 3 года назад
Slap my hand
@thegenderbender5859
@thegenderbender5859 3 года назад
why did i read spy as “pie” lol
@excalibur6246
@excalibur6246 3 года назад
@@blitzkrieg7353 This is NOT a trick
@Joshua-yl1yq
@Joshua-yl1yq 3 года назад
I feel like this one is my absolute favorite video because his mix of whispers, soft spoken, and tappings blended with the bonfire is the best mixture of sound ive ever heard in my life. Its merely pure luck that it also happened to be my favorite video game series.
@KelpyJee
@KelpyJee 2 года назад
Praise the bonfire and the sites of grace!! \ [T] /
@tacomania7954
@tacomania7954 Год назад
Don't forget the lamps and idols!
@dkfetty5703
@dkfetty5703 3 года назад
We have to get Rift to a million subs before the end of the year, that would be the only good thing in 2020.
@elizabeht1998
@elizabeht1998 3 года назад
The best way to get him more subs is sharing with others about his channel Sadly my family and friends dont like asmr but even sharing on social media helps
@TheReapification
@TheReapification 3 года назад
Dont know, this video seems pretty good already.
@scooter677
@scooter677 3 года назад
Black lives matter was good
@nocsiou
@nocsiou 3 года назад
scooter isn’t burning down cities and ruining livelihoods just the best
@CelicaDan
@CelicaDan 3 года назад
@@nocsiou so you're arguing the Civil Rights movement in the 60's was bad because there was rioting that spawned from that, too? Or are you gonna act like you're not racist? Fuck outta here and listen to the ASMR, chump.
@Longdogsilva
@Longdogsilva 3 года назад
This is me waiting for Elden Ring. Praise the sun my brothers.
@danielv.6415
@danielv.6415 3 года назад
Don't give up, skeleton
@bigboi5284
@bigboi5284 3 года назад
still waiting
@khorneflakes
@khorneflakes 3 года назад
Praise the Sun!
@Berzan66
@Berzan66 3 года назад
Will elden ring came to ps4 or ps5 bro?
@MunciMunci
@MunciMunci 2 года назад
The buckler and dagger really add to the representation of a parry god's arsenal.
@tahaiftikharneedsattention7318
@tahaiftikharneedsattention7318 2 года назад
These “i quit vaping” ads make me wanna start vaping
@Kajixu
@Kajixu 3 года назад
"The chosen undead?" *stutter intensifies* *MY LIEGE*
@SolairePTS
@SolairePTS 3 года назад
If only I could be so grossly incandescent Praise the sun ☀️
@kadepearson2181
@kadepearson2181 3 года назад
\[T]/
@musicotherapierelaxation7732
@musicotherapierelaxation7732 3 года назад
You have a lot of imagination, I love your videos! Thank you Just a little French "fan".... A "fan" in French is someone who admires a person for their talent, i don't know the word in English... :/
@happythought4632
@happythought4632 3 года назад
Two little french fan :)
@karimgassa1727
@karimgassa1727 3 года назад
That's a three little French fan :)
@happythought4632
@happythought4632 3 года назад
We are building a team!
@karimgassa1727
@karimgassa1727 3 года назад
Maybe more will join ^^
@Groblin43
@Groblin43 3 года назад
Lol when your small and little
@miraakthedark8849
@miraakthedark8849 3 года назад
This Is oddly relaxing. I literally passed out after like five minutes the first time, and then the second time, I just listened... Enjoying his stories, and the soft crackling of the flames... peace in hollow's haven...
@PhilG42
@PhilG42 3 года назад
The stainless joke caught me off guard, had to use my last estus flask
@tonibest2011
@tonibest2011 3 года назад
Guys, this man is more talented than most hollywood actors, he needs to be in a movie sometime in the future
@nman551
@nman551 3 года назад
Definitely
@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806
@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 3 года назад
I love this guy. I can't imagine filming these though. I'd feel so silly talking to myself. But I'm thankful he's so good it it.
@polypython
@polypython 2 года назад
Out of all of your videos this is the one I find myself consistently coming back too. I think for me it’s the light fire sounds throughout the video.
@Karma-ji6ud
@Karma-ji6ud 3 года назад
Rift: "This place is eerily similar to another place called. Yeea- yaaa- Yaar- Yarnem." Me: Okay now I'm convinced, this is the entity moving between realms and taking different forms, as he's talking about places from the future. Maybe he's just getting confused and slipping up. Or he's like that one guy you find in DS3 who looks like he's from Bloodborne and even mentions another place that sounds eerily similar to it.
@kingcharlie5909
@kingcharlie5909 3 года назад
/Chester's laugh/
@letsgetgoingin2227
@letsgetgoingin2227 3 года назад
Who's the guy?
@Timebomb_19
@Timebomb_19 3 года назад
Letsgetgoingin probably either Chester or leonhard
@wilburforce8046
@wilburforce8046 3 года назад
Not to mention the painter girl litteraly made her new world out of blood and the souls of millions of dead people.
@pimpslayer9109
@pimpslayer9109 3 года назад
I always wanted to know who it was coughing at the start of bloodborne
@WibblyWobblyWoo
@WibblyWobblyWoo 3 года назад
Gotta say this is a beautiful evening down here in the Tomb of Giants
@kampfh7150
@kampfh7150 3 года назад
Username checks out
@familyman5670
@familyman5670 3 года назад
I was wondering where he was, watch out for those skeleton dogs Rift.
@mateoandrews7609
@mateoandrews7609 3 года назад
This would be a funny mod. I'd love to see the rift in Dark Souls style. The dialogue fits the in-game style. Even the chuckles sound like a fromsoftware game!
@VError
@VError 6 месяцев назад
I'm actually an opponent of all this ASMR shit, but this video made me relax. Especially the sounds of the fire and chain mail, and also the calm conversation of this man
@thetoyodacar2264
@thetoyodacar2264 3 года назад
would be funny if he actually only did parry and riposte for the whole vid
@enuskosinua2133
@enuskosinua2133 3 года назад
NPC 100
@MtnAdew-dn1gx
@MtnAdew-dn1gx 3 года назад
Sounds like the halflight boss to me.
@gaybaby
@gaybaby 3 года назад
LKMFAO
@theterriblegamer6894
@theterriblegamer6894 3 года назад
I would like if I didn't have slight ocd perfectly at 175
@le_mothman
@le_mothman 3 года назад
I'd think he had gone hollow
@faith11434
@faith11434 3 года назад
I hope From Software sees this and adds you in one of their games.
@dixiemcgee8535
@dixiemcgee8535 2 года назад
@Nathan Carter probably cuz there wont be any more dark souls games
@daxtonriggs9228
@daxtonriggs9228 2 года назад
@@dixiemcgee8535 well as time would have it technically yes but also no...
@zakkthemaniac0329
@zakkthemaniac0329 Год назад
Found you just searching and you put in the most work I've ever seen in asmr roleplay it's cool as hell
@thecapedcrusader6710
@thecapedcrusader6710 2 года назад
Your use of the teleportation sound effect in the beginning is amazing
@AwfulWeather5684
@AwfulWeather5684 3 года назад
It takes true talent to turn dark souls into anything remotely relaxing. Congratulations
@Lenn869
@Lenn869 3 года назад
@Brendefiler that´s not relaxing it just makes you cry.
@victoriancuddler
@victoriancuddler 3 года назад
"Stainless, China" truly a legendary soldier
@toddhoward4261
@toddhoward4261 3 года назад
Must be a close relative of Holy Knight "Made In China"
@yourmomsafurry1971
@yourmomsafurry1971 3 года назад
Enemy of the soldier "made in U.S.A"
@DubzBurg
@DubzBurg 3 года назад
Dagger Of Stainless China +5
@frogboys786
@frogboys786 3 года назад
I have got to say I have always enjoyed your work both with asmr and when you speak your mind. Dark souls is my favorite series and to see it mixed with asmr brings me a lot of happiness, thank you 😊
@teleportsready
@teleportsready 3 года назад
I literally love this, I'm a dark souls fan and honestly, I'm confused how I haven't found this and subbed
@bander960
@bander960 3 года назад
"Parry, Riposte" Ah, he must be going up against Gwyn.
@raccoonofmotivation20
@raccoonofmotivation20 3 года назад
Or pontiff
@loiswolf9942
@loiswolf9942 3 года назад
or gundyr
@oyfum2638
@oyfum2638 3 года назад
Or literally any other boss that can be parried
@dd-lv9ih
@dd-lv9ih 3 года назад
@@oyfum2638 or your mum
@oyfum2638
@oyfum2638 3 года назад
Leet Elite bold of you to assume you can parry a mom
@christianz2934
@christianz2934 3 года назад
9/10 could’ve been better with Andre hammering in the background for more realism
@dededeisdosh4450
@dededeisdosh4450 3 года назад
@Captain Noodle Don't get yourself killed
@disappointedfather5218
@disappointedfather5218 3 года назад
@@dededeisdosh4450 would hate to see my work squandered
@lumethecrow
@lumethecrow 3 года назад
@@disappointedfather5218 Neither of us want to see you go hollow
@disappointedfather5218
@disappointedfather5218 3 года назад
@@lumethecrow Damn, did I get get my souls games switched around?
@lumethecrow
@lumethecrow 3 года назад
@@disappointedfather5218 The one I said was from Dark Souls 1, I've heard the line so many times it's engraved into my crow brain
@notarussianspy3457
@notarussianspy3457 2 года назад
literally the only dark souls asmr and i respect it, your doing great man keep it up👍
@jolestoli
@jolestoli 2 года назад
Can’t sleep tonight, too excited about Elden Ring tomorrow, figured this is the perfect video for it
@YoshiH04
@YoshiH04 3 года назад
This background makes me expect a guest appearance from Darkstalker Kaathe
@snapjlr6228
@snapjlr6228 3 года назад
I love that he opened with “praise the sun”
@captainwafflezs4799
@captainwafflezs4799 3 года назад
This is such a creative and fantastic video. Thank you!!!
@EphemeralRift
@EphemeralRift 3 года назад
hey thanks for watching!
@themitochondria9867
@themitochondria9867 3 года назад
I love the random call in the middle of the conversation. Got a chuckle out of me
@mottmann2898
@mottmann2898 3 года назад
ER: pulls out phone during dark souls rp Me: *somethings wrong I can feel it*
@EightDazed
@EightDazed 3 года назад
Stop it
@fakeblue8985
@fakeblue8985 3 года назад
Stop it
@mottmann2898
@mottmann2898 3 года назад
@@fakeblue8985 you can’t stop me, my power has ascended beyond your mortal understanding
@kriegsman7585
@kriegsman7585 3 года назад
Ah yes they just came out with a brand new soapstone a shame it didn't come with the charger
@pj5403
@pj5403 3 года назад
@@mottmann2898 if your power is as you say. Then me must praise to.
@WyFoster
@WyFoster 3 года назад
He's a legend. Dude can stand here and be entertaining for over an hour.
@just_some_mf4167
@just_some_mf4167 2 года назад
He fought Gwyn so many times he can only think of parrying and riposte.
@alfredoarriaga8977
@alfredoarriaga8977 Год назад
I never thought I could ever see something like this in my life... Is terrific.
@infamoushacker4chan883
@infamoushacker4chan883 3 года назад
_"Traveling undead practices his parry and riposte technique near the bonfire and reminisces of the many lands he's visited with the chosen undead visitor."_ -Circa 20,000 B.A.F _(colorized)_
@victoriancuddler
@victoriancuddler 3 года назад
dude, this comment takes the cake, congrats
@haffyyxo912
@haffyyxo912 3 года назад
This man never fails to impress 😭 You have to rate him for the effort he puts into his videos
@parcotas378
@parcotas378 3 года назад
first ASMR roleplay I completely watch and i love it
@artydes1327
@artydes1327 2 года назад
"Where we are?" Looks like Tomb of the giants
@AbyssalPlague
@AbyssalPlague 3 года назад
"We are...nowhere!" Abyss. I don't see Kaathe, but I'mma assume Abyss.
@boi5375
@boi5375 3 года назад
Kathe?
@AbyssalPlague
@AbyssalPlague 3 года назад
@@boi5375 Kaathe, my bad.
@boi5375
@boi5375 3 года назад
@@AbyssalPlague no i wasnt trying to correct u im wondering who kaathe is? I seem to have forgot
@AbyssalPlague
@AbyssalPlague 3 года назад
@@boi5375 He's pretty much like Frampt, but he's at the abyss. The only way to get him to spawn is if you completely ignore Frampt and kill the four kings. I believe you also have to have the lord vessel. *Edit:* You also can join the Darkwraiths with him.
@boi5375
@boi5375 3 года назад
@@AbyssalPlague i remember now thx
@joshbarnes5119
@joshbarnes5119 3 года назад
Don’t remember this Npc, must be a dlc lol
@jawlin7214
@jawlin7214 3 года назад
Yeah , Sir Parry Riposte. You can summon him after this chat.
@orpheus7069
@orpheus7069 3 года назад
@Erratum parry, riposte, parry, riposte, parry, riposte, strafe, strafe, strafe, backstab, repeat
@D_us_T
@D_us_T 3 года назад
Erratum Huh, didnt know Gael looked like this....
@simondelisle9310
@simondelisle9310 3 года назад
It has to be the best dlc ever
@thewaffleeater1221
@thewaffleeater1221 3 года назад
Yeah he's from the go the frick to sleep dlc
@Nikartsy
@Nikartsy 2 года назад
I love your content so much man. Props on the amazing ideas
@vidarthewolf8304
@vidarthewolf8304 Год назад
This is my all time favorite video. Thank you.
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