Remember kids, don’t do salads  

"Where's the OJ knife". Best line ever.......

"Crustier than your sisters bed sheets..." hurt my soul....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Steak's fatter than Chris Christie on weight watchers." Legend!

Don’t look at me while I do that 😂😂

“Where’s the OJ? I didn’t do it” 😂😂

“My asshole is going to be like a catapult later.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Let's close the lid on this Godzilla of Cholesterol" 😂😂

“Crustier than your sisters bed sheets”

“I need an Italian contractor to put this together” lmfaooo😂

lol 😆 man this is my new favorite channel, I love it!!! You are absolutely hilarious man!!!!!

“Where’s the OJ knife…..like a glove”….classic! 😂😂

This is by FAR the best RU-vid cooking channel featuring an unhinged lunatic.

"Where's the OJ knife?" Fucking killed me 😂

"That looks fuckin miiint" 😂

The butter and life insurance one killed me. 😂

I love you Cug! Not in a weird way. You make my day. brush your hair

Add enough butter so your life insurance defaults on you ,Cug is a legend

"Fatter than Chris Christie on weight watchers." 😂😂😂

"Cholesterol museum of America" 😅😅😅

Am I the only one that fucking salivates more than steven hawking when I watch these immaculate creations?

Bruh.... 😂" don't look at me while I do that"... classic!

"The Cholesterol Museum of America" LMAO

“Sunshine and macaroni” 😂😂

“Make sure you salt your blood pressure” had me dying 😂

I loved his cameo in Casper the Movie.

“Duck phat, makes all the difference.” -John Wick 2

The OJ KNIFE lol you are the best

Has to be one of the funniest cooking channels on RU-vid! Keep it up!

Dude you're lowkey funny af!😂 Especially with that east coast accent. Love it!

Discount Ray Romano is cooking up a storm XD

When he said "it's still fuckin' drippin..." I was expecting him to say "it's still fuckin' drippin,' like ya sistah." 🤣

Just found your channel, never laughed so fucking hard at a cooking video. Subscribed

From the nose down, his face never left adolescence

catapult had me laughing for 5 mins after😂😂

Don't look at me while I do that "is focking crazy 😂

Dude I love these videos. Goodness

Nick wright out here wilding

“That looks FOOKIN mintttt” Every guy growing up in Long Island in the 80’s

'I didn't do it'

“Make sure you salt your blood pressure”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"don't look at me when I do that" I fuckin looked down like an idiot. 😂

"like a glove" had me rolling

This guy’s humor is funny as fuck😂😂💀💀

The Djai's shirt 😂😂

"Crustier than your sisters bedsheets" I don't know if I wanna eat this anymore guys...

My ass gonna be like a catapult later “ 😂😂

Looks like the dude in Brooklyn 99 who says “do you smell that? Some dude just broke in and smoked some weed then left.” 😂😂

"Don't look at me while I do that" lmao

When he said don’t look at me when I do that I deadass looked away

If that’s medium rare, I can float through walls.

“I didn’t do it “ 😂😂😂

"salt your blood pressure" 😂 the " 🎶 sunshine and macaroni 🎶" killed me hahahaha

Hope you’re doing well Cug. I know this is a very tough time right now.

Djais huh??? Born and raised around the block from there…. That’s Benny headquarters hahah

I always worry about my sandwich creations in terms of health and then I come watch coug and be like “yeah he’s still alive so fuck it”😂😂

If Ray Romano was an animation.

Cug ur one liners r on another level 😂

"Take care and brush your hair "🤌

If that's medium rare, I'm Italian.

Nobody's sister is safe😂😂

The OJ knife, I didn’t do it & like a glove hit me like a fuckin’ cruise liner 🛳️

Anyone notice how he sounds like a male version of Lois?

He's the Italian Napoleon Dynamite.

Cuge you gotta calm down buddy, your organs are gonna start a worker's strike soon.

This guy is my fav cook 😂

I remember when Tom Green used to lick pennies. Now he's got his own coming channel. What a time to be alive.

I could listen to you make sandwiches all day.😂

Bro you are funny don't look at me when I do that best line ever

The mobb boss nicolua Cage 😂

Those cheerios staring at me

Got that hexclad on lock……my man!!

Cug's audio makes me want to eat healthy.

certified italian mouth breather

Remember kids, mouth breathing through your entire childhood and adolescence makes you look like this guy. It's where the term mouth breather came from.

You need a fresh dc..like a gentlemen

That's real nifty...on hoodsta's

this might be the best ever

Chris Christie catching strays

Lmfao homie dont miss

I need to be your friend, fly me out. From England 😅

If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit. 🤪

Don’t look at me while I do that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Life insurance defaults lol

This guy is the Nick Wright of cooking RU-vid channels

Catapult is crazy😂😂😂

Great one liners!!

He started of in his car eating coffee cakes now he is stainless steel chief of the year

Feels like I’m looking at Nick Wright from “First Things First”🤣

Goddamn that looks amazing! I'll gladly have my life insurance default on me for that

He wants to live so he didn’t even take a bite lol

Excellent, sofa king funny 😁

LAUGH OUTTT LOUUUUUUUUUDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone buying Gordon Ramsay's pans 😂

The oj references are to die for

That yolk pop was foreshadowing Cug's aorta this summer 😂

Nah don’t look at me while YOU do that

My guy, that's not medium rare. That's medium well done.

The djais shirt is wild

You guys made this guy famous

The d'jais shirt gets me lol