REMOVING THE 600 HP V12 ENGINE FROM MY LIVING ROOM.. 

"Can we stop with the paedophile jokes? I'm not even that bad" That took the tea out of my mouth and put it on my keyboard

Every man watching this sees absolutely no problem with having a massive V12 engine in their living room

I appreciate the 'no shoes' in the house policy, last thing you want is dirty boots in your front room when lifting a V12 engine out. Safety socks on!

Seb deserves massive credit not only for lateral thinking but also avoiding any physical assistance whatsoever. Remind me to send glass cleaner for Seb's back.

Having lived in a farm cottage for nearly 10 years in the early 80's I can confirm the decor is generic and spot on! I had a BSA A10 and a Triumph Tiger in my Kitchen for a while as I didnt have a V12 tank engine at the time. Good times!

Who thinks pumpkin races should be a thing? 🤔

Only the “power of love” could cause a man to replace a tank engine in his living room with a Christmas tree.

This channel is definitely “The grand tour” for tanks Mr Hewes = Clarkson Seb = James May Jack = Hammond Keep up the good work lads👌🏻👍🏻😂

You know this used to be a more common thing in Europe around the mid 40's . Farm House , Tank engine in the front living room . Of cause it usually came with the rest of the Tank and crew attached . Oh they knew how to have fun back then , they made their front doors back then !!! . Nice to see your keeping that tradition alive .

I think there is a young lady that deserves a meritorious conduct medal there! Well done everybody!

I am at a loss of words! The tiles, the door frame.......the engine in the living room. Great video. Now lets see the engine running.

I particularly liked how careful you all were to take your shoes off so that you didn't damage the floor. Very considerate!!!

Nice to see Ted branching out from project management into film production.

Here in the states, there are lots of stories of bikers, assembling motorcycles in their living room or kitchen. However, I think you guys across the pond have demonstrated that we are certainly behind you! A tank engine in the living room definitely trumps a motorcycle.😂 Cheers😊

Half of us is thinking "when was it ever a good idea to put a tank engine in your livingroom?". The other half is thiknking "but now there´s no tank engine in your livingroom?"

Good thing Jack had his safety socks with him

Just another day of smooth sailing at the chaos factory 😂😂😂😂😂

Let's have a round of applause for the old school traditional farm house parquet flooring! That stuff was built to last!!!!!

Thing i dont get is why you'd want a tree in your house 😂😂😂

Everyone needs a little Madness in their life.

Bloody brilliant Episode Chaps, Madness was a perfect choice for this hilarious Video.🤣🤣🤣

I've never thought I'd laugh at a pumpkin but here i am lmao at a pumpkin rolling down the road loving the content keep up the good work

I suppose its best not to ask why that engine was there in the first place 😂

I think you should have taken the window out and lifted it out with the Crane on the Foden 🇬🇧👍🏻 Wait till one of the Grown Ups come home and see all that damage, I think you will be sent straight to your bedroom and no tea 🤣

this really does feel like one of those drunk stories about how you get so wasted you wake up and there is a ladder in the front room which cant fit threw the doors and you have no idea how you got it in there

Was expecting Bernard Cribbins singing "Right said Fred"

Only blokes will live in such a dosshole and the idea of having a bloody great battle tank engine in one's living room is hilarious!!! Keep it up lads......brilliant stuff.

"Right Saud Fred that there door is going to have to go". for some reason that song is running round my head watching this !

Great song! Got the album for my 16th birthday!

Plan C - get the Foden to pull the house off of the V12 engine… great vid boys!

I suspect the quiet persuasion of a woman behind this engine move... like a glacier, creeping but with the power that can carve out a valley.

You guys are the best. This made my day. Good to see the Christmas tree going up. Now I’m motivated to get mine up tomorrow. 🇨🇦

Between you and Colin Furze you are the mates we all wish we had,

Plan B: leave the engine in the lounge and decorate with tinsel and lights.

Absolutely hilarious video! Just love watching you guys and Ted too ! Keep it up

Wonderful to see the future of british entrepreneurial leadership in action! Quality work gentlemen!!! 😜🥰

Did you take your shoes off in the house in case they got dirty??😄

That was sooooo fun to watch!!!!! My brother and I are of the same ilk. We were notorious for building 429 interceptor motors in our upstairs apartment. I built a killer 650 Triumph up there too! Never did get the smell of the 90 weight gear oil outta that place. Didn’t get our deposit back either. Our friends would come over to help us drag the latest build down a rickety wooden flight of stairs. Someone always got something pinched or smashed in the process. It all made for great memories. Your video put me right there back in time. Awesome production!!!!

I’m glad they don’t squander the family fortune on interior decor…..not if one is keeping an engine in the sitting room…..😂

Minute 1:35 - mannual human push ram ..... with precision navigation 😁🤣🤣😂

The great pumpkin escape. Well done for getting it out with absolutely no damage whatsoever... to the engine.

Bloody brilliant lads! Did you build the house around that engine!?😂 Also is Jack 2 inches shorter now

I had to watch that twice. Then I downloaded the song. Thanks guys and Merry Christmas.

Best laugh I've had for a long while! Only started watching recently,I find the tank work informative and a giggle! Keep it up lads,ooer missus!

You boys are delightfully feckin bonkers and I absolutely love it

I think you all should go into house removals you would be mint at it 😂

thank you very much for good entertainment. good job guys.👍🤗👍🇸🇯

That first pumpkin escape made me laugh so much more than it should have!!! Cheers boys!

Ahhh. Another day in the life of simple country folk.😜

The Merlin/Meteor were actually designed to fit through a standard 30" doorway.

Music choice was very appropriate. Maybe Madness will write you a theme song.

Have you ever tried a sack barrow at both ends? Very effective! Lift with the sack barrow then drop in a timber block between sack barrow and load to keep it on the wheels! It works!

30 secs in and Madness is playing. Winning.

Great choice of music to go with the mayhem, the whole thing was Madness!

If I may add my personal opinion, I think you should just park an entire tank in the living room this Christmas Day. Best of both worlds there, you could decorate the barrel it’s basically a tree(ish)

I am shocked you didnt arrange some pulley blocks and a foden to winch it through the house

Not that I've ever done this before ;) but fence post across the door frame and a winch mounted on it works a treat for dragging big stuff down corridors.

The engine is a thing of beauty and would grace any gentle persons abode👍

Great fun to watch guys. Great video

I had an operation for a hernia 35 years ago, watching this brought back some painful memories!

With all the crap going on in the country, this crew reminds me why I’m still proud to be Brit’, ❤ ‘Through the mud, through the blood, to the green fields beyond’.

Best and most appropriate soundtrack for a post. Every!

Great content guys. I thought for a minute the v12 was going out the window 😂

Good effort all around!

As a bloke i cant see why the Christmas tree was not cut down a bit placed on top of the engine and all the trimmings and lights was put around the V12. I mean the presents go on the floor anyway so why not round the engine. Now its just a house not a home NUFF SAID i recon :) Great vid. :))😂

Best TED production ever! Submit it to Cannes next year!

……..and I’ve watched a few videos of how the Pyamids were made. Easy for you chaps🤣

An alternative method of extraction, start up newly acquired little yellow crane. Attach extended lifting beam, poke it through the top opening light on the front window, attach suitable lifting frame to engine. Take the strain giving clear hand signals, hook up Foden to the rear of little yellow crane. Then on count of select reverse on both vehicles and 3 hit the accelerator pedals simultaneously. Sorted

Great choice of music. That was complete and utter madness. What a pity the BBC can't write comedy like that. Looking forward to the next one.

Madness......Solid 80's music choice!

That was an extremely funny video to watch and those frames suffered bad but all in the name of Christmas 🎄 Merry Christmas all 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

Jack pushing the V12 with his socks and no shoes 😂bloody hilarious

Next time I want to demolish a house I plan on calling you guys. 😆😆

Great you're Madness fans!. However one question, how the f*ck did you get that engine in the house without doing the damage it took to get it out again? Bril!. Nuff said 🤣

What a swerve on your pumpkin past Seb's, Joe! Class pumpkin bowling skills. Definitely a bit of finger bias I'd say. Crown Green (erm tarmac) bowling at its finest.

Nice choice on Madness house of fun.

Going to see madness tonight, just stopped listening to them to watch this video and what's playing?? 😂😂 What's the chances lol

Another great video guys, shame to move the engine out, I liked it there! I'm not going to ask where the tree came from, but after meeting jack today, I have a good idea!! Keep up the good content... 👍

That was awesome. I once winched a Kawasaki triple engine up the bedroom stairs, the rope (washing line) snapped and the engine rolled back down through the front door.

Jack is a specimen, though I will not venture as to what type............good job guys.

too me too you too me too you 🤣😂😅😂 chuckles

When you move the sofa and its got loads of dog stuff under it. Like every dog owning house ever :D

House removals, are you going to do chandelier removal as well?😂 Pumpkin 10 pin bowling is the new national sport then.👍

Awesome choice of tune

Funny and entertaining 🤣🤣🤣 laugh a minute round your gaff.

It’s a good job taya isn’t OCD

House of fun was a good choice of track. I love the fact that some kid in the future is gonna look at this resto and think wtf. 😁

It seems that the house was built around the enigine to protect it.

Hilarious! The choice of music was spot on

Awesome video boys!

No end to Ted's talent

Suprised you didn’t used the Foden.. forklift, perfect 👌🏻

By far one of the funniest videos i have seen in a long time!

The big Model V-2 Model V-2-34 38.8 L engine easily weigh around 600 kg and was quite reliable and easy easy to maintain. It is perfect for indoor decoration aside some smashing here and there! 🤣😅

love ure missus speeed dekorating the tree..😂

You built the house around that, didn't you?

im still shocked that wooden floor could take the sheer girth of that engine in the first place.

Madness is a nice sound track for the job 👌

Note to self - never leave that spare meteor in the lounge

Jack should have been on the trolley and your lanky frame should have been doing the yoga move 🤣🤣