Resurrection... by erection? ~ [POWERWOLF] 

HenThaiTea oh hell... yeah xD

DIK PILLZ POWER

666 likes congrats

@A random fat shyboi With interent access thanks for explaining

Underrated comment hoyl shit

TheAncientOmega hahahahahaha fuck you almost kill me

Jose Antonio Prieto Sanchez. At least you would of known how to resurrect yourself.

So in the afterlife, angels give you head? *AWESOME*!!!

more like xamanic attention

HAHAHA!!! You made my day!

actually bards can use animate dead so you can just be a bard necromancer

@@Redlinkz1235 They'd have to get revivify or resurrection to actually bring back the dead though

@@Mare_Man That also works as Bards can get any spell they want

Dilon Zajic explain last I checked that was a wizard thing.

@@samuelschurman3762 Magical Secrets At 14th level, you have plundered magical knowledge from a wide spectrum of disciplines. Choose two spells from any classes, including this one. A spell you choose must be of a level you can cast, as shown on the Bard table, or a cantrip. The chosen spells count as bard spells for you and are included in the number in the Spells Known column of the Bard table. You learn two additional spells from any classes at 18th level.

More like... inappropriate :P

I think the name stands up pretty well

@@june-vz4rm Dude, if you just cant keep up with the song, you might want to look at what Powerwolf is Presenting. They never asked to be taken seriously, their whole gig is just to be funny and raise spirits. i dont have too many elevating puns to go off of, but i hope this revives your sense of humor. =)

@@N0FoxGiven wtf does this mean. You sound like you quote rick and morty on a daily basis you heathen fuckwad.

@@evancoe3085 nah bro, just I'm real shit at making puns. Rick and Morty is trash and something I've boycott simply on principle alone. Funny enough if that's your real name Evan Coe we have the same first name and it's a small fucking world.

ITS RES-ERECTION ;)

;)

Guess id better hurry up and die, might get a bit more action up in heaven than i do on earth 😂

cant relate tbh

Heard it just as i finished reading the comment

ymfah did it for me.

Same i discovered them from this very video

This song introduced me to metal, even better

My man

im the opposite. powerwolf introduced me to jason

True

Sanctify the semen?

@@gequetscht1031 lmao, they would probably do that xD

@@calamitist they did, in the song coleus sanctus

@@calamitistPlot twist, dynamite is slang for semen

What about Coleus Sanctus?

@@Devoratrix It's tame in comparison to these two

Or Stossgebet.

Three words: Sacrement of Sin

legitimately my favorite by them

Limp in some parts

*hard* to tell

That was hard-ly a joke

anameon ok jokes over buddy

Fatty0666 ok that was pretty good

Werewolves AND vampires. Also Catholicism AND Satanism. Yeah they are pretty crazy like that.

Pretty sure no one on the band is religious either, which doesn't surprise me considering there are a number of metal bands with catholicism themes yet don't actually believe.

@@Rezinstance It's just edge

They're so edgy they cut themselves.......WITH THEMSELVES!

They can put all of that together inside a single song and still sound awesome.

Rrrrrrrrrrresurrection

Did you resurrect?

That is what Gerrrrman's werrrre invented forrrrr

@Job Ruijten oh hell yes we rrrrreeally like to do that.

@@spookdot i cant even do the rolled r and im german

punch3870 Vampire werewolves... Far from an impossible combo. (Barring the fact that they're impossible by default) Exit: Just a little tidying up.

And that one time they became suicide bombers

AW097 The fact that they're still alive is proof of how well that endeavor played out.

Quinton Craig Exactly, how do you kill something that’s already technically dead.

AW097 They're UNDEAD, not dead, so they can be killed, even then the dead can still be destroyed.

It's super fucked cause it's one of their best songs as well

@@vertexed5540 Which doesn't mean much because a lot of their songs slap hard

Yes. Please. They need to add that

I genuinely want that to be a thing now

Modders, do your thing

Good fuckin god that -66% death resistance tho. Dont do that

I think “Immortal Dysfunction” fits better

Like church?

Or a job interview

@@barryallen9932 as a mortician.

It would be usefull in sex

I came back to this video just for a laugh. This song will now live rent free in my head for the next 2-3 months. Great.

See you next time when you aren't dust again

@@Ex0ticbr4d.KR7 you wot

The Drunken Coward Or Stossgebet which also has alot of sexual metaphores

terrrario 101 Hadn't listened to the lyrics yet, but a “Stossgebet“ is actually a real world religious practice.

The Drunken Coward The Refrain is: "Er nahm sie dann ins Stossgebet Der Kirchturm hoch zum Himmel steht Der Wein geweiht, die Erde bebt Dem Herrn so nah - im Stossgebet Stossgebet Stossgebet"

I just noticed that the other day. "holy bag" lol

goddamn latim

let's CUM back to life

Praise the phallus

u know the meaning of it right ( phallus = penis , when erect )

"From the same writers of "In nightcity you can be cum" here CUMes "Let's come... Back to life"

PRAISE THE LORD AND PASS THE AMMUNITION

I suddenly like them even more.

@@blueshell292 Oh, a man who played Jericho, can't belive i'm not alone.

Mr. Kitty Saves The World when your latin classes actually serves you

Holiness is stored in the balls

Putting the romance in necromancy

the nec-romancer

YES! YES! GREAT IDEA! I'M DOING THAT!

@@micakim-shapiro6035 Speech 100

@@micakim-shapiro6035 mother always told me to make friends, but I say "anything worth doing, is worth over doing"

Why did there have to be 69 likes already!?

@@OfficialColumbina you'd need to remove some ribs for that.

@@Delier-_- It's entirely possible if the guitar is long enough

@@gaolmiralis2247 how long is long enough?

@@moonset9419 I don't even remember, it's a 7 month old answer to a comment that seems to have been deleted. I'd say 7-8 inches if my memory serves me right

rofl

Official Tab Hebert I just imagine a necromancer trying to raise the dead and being like "I CAN'T GET IT UP!"

@@RandomtoRandomguy Would be even funnier of the necromancer was female. [Genuine female, not futa-shit.]

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soul_Of_Cinder they're one of those bands that sounds exactly like you'd think they would, but better somehow.

Probably a DM amen

White_Knight_25 and attack

Виталий Хрен bless your soul

White_Knight_25 They saw the chance and fucking took it.

Szczuku DUDE THAT'S INCREDIBLE

A Godly Dude

Just noticed now. WHAT A FUCKING GOD

What

good eye, man

well they're german Catholic werewolf vampire priests that somehow have no issue stepping into churches and that worship boners... werewolf priests is therefore an understatement, which is hilarious lol

My friends and I refer to them as christian vampire furry metal

@@kevboard German Catholics? Must be Southerners.

Honestly one of my favourite bands

Ah yes coleus sanctus. I tell you what, that song is nuts!

@@thesquad-airsoftgamingnerf9643 Literally.

What does it mean?

Or stossgebet

Steven Guerra roughly translates to “holy balls”

Nicklas Murray that's some good pussy.

Oh god, and during this song D:

Bear Grills ...why are you like this?

Nicklas Murray come on, this is a song about boners and sex and blowjobs, the joke was there.

Xell i think you meant :D

Of course! They were playing expert difficulty~

It gets harder... but not in the game... Great joke btw 😛

Too*

King of Kings I actually have a story about this. So in first grade I was going to learn the difference about “to” and “too” but I got sick and began barfing so I had to leave. The teacher was told to teach this to me in the summer but never did and I never look it up because I forget. But (correct me if I’m wrong) “to” is directional, while “too” is an adverb

I got stuff that I missed in claass due to different reasons and just got around learming it by using the language. A lot of stuff can easily be grabbed just by interacting with the language.

Their stock would burst through the roof like my d*** if they did a heavy metal commercial like this.

NintendoWolf omg it should be

Lmao

Viagra the recipe for immortality.

That sounds like a great idea

Danny, didn’t you know?

I’m gonna pre

I'm gonna fucking pre

You didn’t know that already? He is our one and only god.

I always knew he was a hero, i didn't know he was immortal.

Ha... wood

moop same, I’m hoping this one doesn’t get butchered by meme charts.

These guys are pretty badass live.

Me too. Theyre new songs are 2/3 on greatness too.

Same bro

They're legit my favorite band next to gojira

CYBER DEMON the boner is awaking (?)

Areth thou referring to every singular instance of them bringing forth a song from their depraved minds?

@@Ze_N00B tru

Gonçalo Carneiro I think their bassist is Lutheran, but they're not actually a religious band. They just use A LOT of symbolism.

The band isn’t religious, they just like the aesthetic and use a lot of religious symbolism.

they more mock Christianity than anything.

Well, huuh, good to know! I guess. Quite misleading I must admit.

The Macca nah they don't

RIP

JasonParadise Best dad joke of the day Subscribed.

I unsubbed, simply because that joke was so great I had to sub to you again.

This song is pretty... Hard.

so edgy.

RDrumz as a man i can confirm that every time we get an erection it plays this song, it's kind of embarrassing actually.

@@JahzielCL We?

Are you kin of *The Collective* perhaps? Or do you just have a male partner.

@@nullpoint3346 im saying "we" as a collective of guys

Mate, I think-... You know what? No. Bye.

Please... Timestamp?

@Aleks thank you.

The highest of commandments, dictates to copulate!

LordVader1094 no grave is animated you’re buried all alone

Obi-Wan Kenobi So let her work a wonder And wake your flesh and bone!

Giova resurrection by erection, raise your bone up to the sky and you never die

@@AniW2x4 ditto Hallelujah Resurrection! The funeral is calling, the mortuary blow, between my legs I'm waking, *I rise from down below!*

Dude they made a song based on a the phrase Deus Vult, and the crusades....these guys live for the weird and wacky.

Fablesguy KOL also coleus Sanctus Wich if I remember means holy balls or something like that

You've clearly never heard a Tool song before.

xX_Seagull.exe_Xx 4.20 Yeah, it’s about Masturbation

You probably haven't heard the MLP rock opera album then lol.

Same dude

Yeah same here

Draimen Aral *_N I G H T S I D E O F S I B E R I A_*

Mythic Cobalt Nightside of Siberia and Venom of Venus are my favourites on the album.

Incense & Iron and Venom of Venus for me

Incense and Iron is the best powerwolf song. Change my mind.

w2gMk armata strigoi?

Although, in this context, the term 'headbang' could be misinterpreted.

Wonder what head was banging

It's a pretty smart mockery of celibacy, the extreme prudishness of catholicism in general and the _"go forth and multiply"_ line from the bible as well as some of its other sections. It's saying "hey, this is the stuff you would say you believe if you were honest" right in their faces.

I don’t know what they were doing when they made this song, but they need to keep doing it!

Well whatever they were doing, can they keep it up? This song is a fucking rager!

You heard Sanctified with Dynamite yet?

Nicholas Brewer OH MY GOD! You should listen the album “The sacrament of sin”

...and new stuff soon!

TheNerdySimulation I wont. I promise

So glad you found a badass band through my goofy content. Appreciate the support! 🤘

Not really haha

Quite literally at that.

Appreciate the kind words 🤘

I hate you for this.

Waluigi by erection

Oh great, now you’ve got me doing it XD

@@afmghost1759 Resurrection by Waluigi

@@june-vz4rm raise your mushroom to the sky and you'll never ever die, hallelujah!