Retribution - I Like Ya hat By Da Way (Orks) 

It wouldn't have been really a sacrifice, she was probably certain they'd kill him.

I dunno, If he succeeded in killing a Space Marine Chapter Master, I don't think he'd have much trouble with three regiments of humie gitz with Flashlights for weapons and toilet paper for armor.

"Giving you hat technology is obviously out of the question"

That's exactly what I expect from Imperial forces.

3 Ogryn regiments?

knowing how random and stupid ork power goes. this hat would have made him good at inkuisiting. bullet dodged here

Had she given the hat I feel like that could have been forgiven.

Freebooterz are WAAAAAY more kunnin' than most of the Orks ! They live on the edge, without the support of their Klans or tribes, and only with renegate Orks. So they adapt, survive at any cost and get better at having ressources... and more importantly : they CONSIDER before attacking something. Well... it mostly depends of the Kaptain, but a veteran one like ol' Bluddflag surely is az kunnin az he'z brutal !

He'z a Kap'n, an' da Kap'n alwayz lookz aftuh da boyz!

Steve Son As an Ork would say. "Da' Boss is always da' biggest and da' strongest, or else he ain't da' Boss."

***** true the bigger the boss the better the boss

Lelouch Vi Britannia Aye. He also rather has a TF2 mindset. HATS!

LordOfGilneas No, hats are just cool. TF2 just made it obvious.

You have no idea, mate. Have you ever heard of the 'Shokk Attack Gun'? Most reliably unreliable weapon in the Orkish arsenal far as I'm aware to the point where it tends to break reality. One of the misfires results in the Mek _shooting himself out his own gun._

@@Lord_Numpty isn't that the gun that teleport greetchin into the ennemy? Making any armor useless against that?

I mean with Orks as Batshit crazy as Tuska Daemon Killa or just really dumb ones like Warboss Grizgutz (The one who killed his past self to get a copy of his Favorite gun) Kinda hard not to be the funniest race

One Ork went and did a blockade run INTO the eye of Terror just because he heard that daemons were the best foights.

@@Sir_Bucket Not exactly. The Shokk Attack Gun works by teleporting Snotlings; AKA mini-grots through the warp, the end result is them going crazy and ripping apart the target in a frenzy. The Orks have an even bigger version called the Shokk Attack Kannon, that's attached to starships and works by teleporting deranged boarding parties of Gretchen, or sometimes even Orks themselves onboard enemy ships from long-range.

he is a model Ork employer

+laz kar And recognize an organization he shouldn't know/care about purely from 'yer kit and yer boyz'

+HalfTangible hes a freeboota, that right there implies hes been "round dah block a few times" when it comes to the sector hes in freeboota's in general aren't stuck on a single rock/planet like a good amount of orks end up ... since to be a freeboota... you cannot be stationary Freeboota's generally have a "Krooza" as their base of operations... meaning they fly (or simply float aimlessly) around space... encountering a lot more than a clan stuck on a planet ... even when clans begin a "WAAAAGGHH" its usually in a single direction with a single mindset "Destroy and loot it all" While freebootas have the same "Destroy and loot it all" passion ... they tend to wander a bit more in search of the fight with the best bitz

But! Did he git 'er hat?

The larger and longer living Ork leaders tend to be more intelligent. Commissar Yarrick got the shock of his life when he was confronted by Warlord Ghazghkull and he spoke to him in High Gothic.

He git 'er hat in the ending.

+Manly Powers freebootas have been around for a long time though They are their own form of "Clan" so to speak.... and are generally made up of outcasts from other clans..... or ones who simply walked off in search of "betta loot and a bigga fight" (Ork player in the tabletop)

+Vertoxis HammerSnatch (The third) most of them are bloodaxes and badmoons

Sofos Anthropos yeap yeap

Ork Freebootaz. All Orks are basically pirates

You'll love the freeboota types. Their more civilised-ish

He was in a good mood after killing Kyras and getting a space hulk.

+The Guy So true xD

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only idle servers.

Pyro10k Well, there's the whole enslaving pillaging and murdering. I mean, I suppose in the Grim Dark slavery and butchering is a pretty light crime, but I'd say it falls under "inherently evil". That said, I get what you mean, they're the big puppy-dogs of the 40k world, they're not killing for a malevolent purpose, they're killing for the challenge and for the fun, it's evil, but in terms of motivation, it's probably one of the least awful reasons.

+Kyle Phibbs but that's what they always do, even to eachother

+kyle with that logic khornates are also ithe puppy-dogs of WH40k

I mean, they do, they just don't know better unlike the other species that do it.

So does Tyranids. That's why I love to use both stomp Chaos. Those asshole has to stop when they lose the crusade 12 times.

The biggest Orks tend to be smarter than their smaller, dumber kind. Even Nobs tend to be more self-aware than Boyz.

It's because he has a big hat.

He'd make for a great TF2 character aswell

No, he said "Eugh..." like yuck, which was even funnier.

I loved that line!

"Kap'n, ya know I wouldn't normally, but dere's a matta dat's big 'ere...!"

Pirate ork The pirate accent is not really that close to Irish

A 'pirate' accent is usually closer to West Country English, this is definitely an Irish accent, just listen to the way he says 'Eldar'

Thomas Wells oooh i see what you mean

There's a bit of west country in there, plus some jamiacan at one point

Hyper because he’s being pelted by mosquitoes

When the sand is way too hot

Status reporter broke

Status reporta's busted kap'n. Best guess da Krooza's been shot down in dat jungly planet... Typhon I fink dey calls it. YIKES!

Inconceivable!

Bloodflagg in TF2, a fanfic that must be written.

This line kills me every time I hear it

she could have said "i lost it in the jungle" and problem solved, the "no" was an self-respect thing more than anything

Look at it this way. "Oh, I lost my hat in the jungle." "Really, a Warboss has been recently spotted with a hat that looks a lot like yours."

MrValsion he must have found it, you know how much orks like to pick up random things they see on the ground

The Phantom All I can said is lol.

+The Phantom Loosing parts of your dress code is also heresy. She'd have been blam'd all the same.

He is gonna appear in Dawn of War 3

***** Alongside Gabriel Angelos and Farseer Macha.

+Jacob Sailer Awh, damn it, Macha? Actually, on second thought, yay, Macha. I can't engage Ulthwe in good conscience, I can't help but know they probably know tons of things I don't and both our lives would be much easier if this wasn't the grim darkness of the far future and we could work together. Macha, though? Screw those xenophobic Biel-tan fuckwits, it doesn't matter if we could probably get some good intel out of working together, they will definitely kill us and burn all our shit if we don't kill them and burn all their shit first.

cus Ork logic!

The three regiments would probably win, is the thing. And it IS a very nice hat...

Bryan Carver If the Imperial Guard didn't have a chance to win, then the Orks wouldn't care if they came. On top of that, a single regiment is usually responsible for invading and securing an entire sector (see: Kaurava's 252nd was a single regiment to secure 4 planets) and they're fighting against a single Freebootah and his men. A freebootah who just lost his ship.

HalfTangible Where did you get the idea that a single regiment is capable of invading a planet on its' own, much less an entire sector? A full-scale crusade (hundreds, maybe thousands of regiments usually with massive Astartes/Titan/Naval support) might conquer a few hundred worlds and be considered an incredible success. An Ork pirate with the ability to survive/be a major player in the massive cluster-fuck that is Retribution would crush 3 regiments without any real problems, barring some rare occurrence (the regiments are massive Valhallan/Death Korp regiments, the regiments are Cadian Shock Troopers/Storm troopers etc).

Eddy Mercan Dark Crusade and Soulstorm, both of which are canon with Retribution.

HAHAHA YO NAME IZ Squig SHAT YA FACE YA GIT N' BRING ME FUNGUZ BEER BEFO' I SMACK YA.

WAAAAAGH

He is a warboss. As an ork, he can't even imagine himself dying from enemy fire, at least this amount of it. And that makes him survive it. Much like as when orks believe that their ranged weapons can shoot (technically they can't, but they do it in the hands of an ork only because ork believes that it will shoot)

Алексей Перкутов no, it doesn't mean he can survive just because he thinks he can. Orks wouldn't die otherwise. Don't know where you heard that from

Luxai In reality he probably would die considering he has no armour, still take ALOT of shots to put him down though

Do you know how WAAAGH works?

Алексей Перкутов yeah, but it don't make that any more invincible. If you shoot an ork in the head with a bolter he's going to die

Miss'ta Nailbrain: Kap'n, you know I wouldn't normally but dere's a matter dat's big 'ere

Hmmm

yes