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Reuben the Bulldog: Joint Custody 

Reuben the Bulldog
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When Reuben doesn't get the attention he desires, it a shame he turns to the courts to get his way.
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@ReubentheBulldog
@ReubentheBulldog 2 года назад
Dog Law Merchandise here! reuben-the-bulldog.creator-spring.com/listing/dog-law-firm
@kimalonzo3363
@kimalonzo3363 2 года назад
So cute !! 😍 😊
@Luvnlife880
@Luvnlife880 2 года назад
Poor carol she has to wait in line behind Reuben, hang in there you'll have your day lol
@maribelfain9342
@maribelfain9342 2 года назад
Give the demand that bulldog right
@joheinzman344
@joheinzman344 2 года назад
I love this. You guys make me smile every time I watch. and that is saying alot. I lost my son a year ago to complications of Covid and not much makes me smile these days but Reuben sure does.. Thank you.
@wanderingalba5077
@wanderingalba5077 2 года назад
Oops ❣️ He did it again 😅 💗💗💗
@aliceschmid9697
@aliceschmid9697 2 года назад
Reuben is drunk with power!!!
@ReubentheBulldog
@ReubentheBulldog 2 года назад
lol
@CallieMasters5000
@CallieMasters5000 2 года назад
That's the best kind of drunkenness.
@maryleehadley7353
@maryleehadley7353 2 года назад
Heck yeah Mr.Man 😹
@mikeyt6785
@mikeyt6785 2 года назад
This post was hysterical! "I married her. I didn't marry you." A dagger through Reuben's ❤️.
@mary-margaretnapolitano8319
@mary-margaretnapolitano8319 2 года назад
But when you JOINTLY DECIDED to bring this precious, fuzzy sweetheart into the family, it was understood who was now in charge. You knew it, the lovely wife knew it and the DOG definitely knew it.
@kirkfrench1311
@kirkfrench1311 2 года назад
Mr Roo has the perfect Bulldog personality. Got to Love him.
@valerieklein610
@valerieklein610 2 года назад
If my dog was that adorable when he argued and made those sounds, he would win every time too. Reuben is like a content baby once he’s on dad’s lap. He is such a doll baby. ❤️❤️😍😍
@dp7534
@dp7534 2 года назад
“I think I’m losing”, Lol Carol- that’s a given😍😂
@jenniferlopez3554
@jenniferlopez3554 2 года назад
He is so talkative! Amazing 🥰
@sgia2154
@sgia2154 2 года назад
Oh my goodness!! Im dying!! 🤣🤣 Poor Carol 😭 but I can’t resist Reuben and his pouty whining 🥺 he’s toooo cute!! 💙🐾
@chynablack5988
@chynablack5988 2 года назад
Aww now Mike & Carol you know you can't refuse that face of my Handsome Reuben 🥰 so when you guys need time together just know my lap is always available day or night for this big hunk of❤❤😘
@sarahreid3467
@sarahreid3467 2 года назад
He is Adorable, if you ever get tired of him, send him over to me..
@paulking962
@paulking962 2 года назад
Looks like Ruben has chewed the corner of the coffee table.
@ReubentheBulldog
@ReubentheBulldog 2 года назад
He had help from our last dog.
@MarySmith-gu5nb
@MarySmith-gu5nb Год назад
I could watch this video forever, on a loop. I love the happy ending!
@06BIBOI
@06BIBOI 2 года назад
"I AM THE LAW" - Ruben
@chuckboyle8456
@chuckboyle8456 2 года назад
A real hero amongst ALL dogs. The sweet life in the recliner with me and my Dad! Carol who…?
@SusieLovesJesus
@SusieLovesJesus 2 года назад
😂 Hard to argue with that smushy face 😁
@skipranirani9817
@skipranirani9817 2 года назад
Reuben i'm with u 💖💖
@audreyhrynkiw6417
@audreyhrynkiw6417 2 года назад
How long would Reuben persist? Does he continue his tantrum until it’s unbearable to refuse his demands? Reuben you’re a winner!
@nancyayala2217
@nancyayala2217 2 года назад
Oh Ruben you’re so cute. My dog is also king at home
@tammyscreativecardsandcrafts
@tammyscreativecardsandcrafts 2 года назад
Hilarious! Lol 😂 Poor Carol
@deborahcrowell7043
@deborahcrowell7043 2 года назад
He just wants a cuddle pile with you both LOL orr he's just a bossy pants 😂
@LadyForbes30
@LadyForbes30 2 года назад
Oh my Reuben! Sorry mom we are always last to get anything even the quality time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Roo said dad and mom now you know I’m the baby and you’re the parents I get the attention at all times! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😘💙
@moekontze116
@moekontze116 2 года назад
Darling Reuben. Dad needs to spend time with mum. Reuben knows no other law but his🤣😂😘. My ex used to say that I loved the dogs more than him. because when we had us time, the dogs would come for attention and that was end of it. especially Xena she was bulldog/staffie. She wins all the time😁. So darling Reuben be same. Love you Reuben from New Zealand.😘♥️🤗
@lauraouillette4666
@lauraouillette4666 2 года назад
OMG, Mike I've been waiting for you to post a new video. I saw the highlights of that game. Damn coin toss
@toastingupal
@toastingupal 2 года назад
Reuben wins again!! 😂👏🏾
@jamespaul6315
@jamespaul6315 2 года назад
Hes like a cute big baby lol
@rebelbelle62
@rebelbelle62 Год назад
You married her, but I'm the baby, the cute baby!🤣
@trachelle35
@trachelle35 2 года назад
Oh my gosh! Sorry Mom, but I couldn't help but LMFAO at this. Looks like it's time for Mom to contact the law firm of Mom & Wife, Attorneys At Law. They'll definitely be able to help her make sure that Reuben adheres to court ordered custody agreement.
@dianemyers4031
@dianemyers4031 2 года назад
Funny 💕❤️
@velvetjones1856
@velvetjones1856 2 года назад
Odd man out is the challenge. You have 1 dog and 2 people. Threesome doesn't work. Wife has Havanese, I have French Bulldog. She wants another dog so who claims that? Joint custody doesn't work because everyone has favorites.
@bernadetteavetria6474
@bernadetteavetria6474 2 года назад
Hilarious
@heatherattwater2126
@heatherattwater2126 2 года назад
This is fabulous. I wonder, if, Reuben would allow, only on Friday nights, that he sit in between Mike and Carol, on the couch, on Friday Nights? I wonder if Page 7, of the Dog Law document could be amended with Reuben’s approval? Then, you and Carol still have Friday night “cuddle time”. That might be a solution. Then he has Mom and Dad on Friday nights. I would suggest Reuben, if you are not allowed on the couch you get a new lawyer, as obviously they have not worked in your favour at all. Have a safe weekend.
@IanBillen
@IanBillen 2 года назад
Lol ... I feel sorry for Reuben .. and then I feel sorry for the 'Misses'. She understands though .. She's a def 'keeper' ( .. jus like That Reuben doggy fella).
@emmaflint6126
@emmaflint6126 2 года назад
Oh Roo stop being naughty and let Mum and Dad have some time together!
@FOXTheCutestDogintheWest
@FOXTheCutestDogintheWest 2 года назад
Ruben! Winning! Dog Law is in your side👍🏻😃❤️🦊
@Wvk5zc
@Wvk5zc 2 года назад
Can't get tired of Reuben's tantrum
@TheTamelie1
@TheTamelie1 2 года назад
This is proof that you can't argue with a Bulldog! But honestly, what do you lose? Time with Carol, relaxation, peace...see, you don't lose much😎🥰
@tomato8888
@tomato8888 2 года назад
😆😆😆
@heidicakessoapco5343
@heidicakessoapco5343 2 года назад
What, is Roo about 100 to 0 now? Carol, you are a giving, and patient woman. When Reuben needs dad, he just needs dad and it's not going to end quietly otherwise.😂😂😂
@maryleehadley7353
@maryleehadley7353 2 года назад
I agree 👍
@anitagulfin3705
@anitagulfin3705 2 года назад
@@maryleehadley7353 No contest!
@seekhyde499
@seekhyde499 2 года назад
Yes !
@toddmccreary4579
@toddmccreary4579 2 года назад
Clearly Reuben has to remain your only "child". And he'll see to it, too!
@gracecookie4604
@gracecookie4604 2 года назад
He has and older human sister
@noventytampubolon2976
@noventytampubolon2976 2 года назад
Oh my gosh.. Roo really hilarious 😂😂..he is stubborn but cute. He so lucky to have a wonderful Dad and Mum who care and let Roo win ☺️. Really wonderful 🥰🥰🥰
@pazf4384
@pazf4384 2 года назад
The little brat always wins it's pretty obvious because how can you resist such a super super cute face😍❤️🐶
@dalehoward5416
@dalehoward5416 2 года назад
Easy. Little pipsqueak. I sympathise. If I sit with my husband on the back stairs of our verandah, our Irish wolfhound walks up the stairs and squeezes between us both. NOT to pass thru but to sit between us. Literally wriggles his body so we have to make room. And because of his long legs his backside is on one step and his front legs rest two stairs down. Turnip. 😒 He’s happy. He IS one of the family. 😮‍💨. I feel for you Carol I really do. Much love to you and stay safe. Yes Roo - you too. 😏
@carolinebessa-keogh3546
@carolinebessa-keogh3546 2 года назад
Oh, Roo 😂😂 I do feel sorry for Carole. She needs her time with Michael, too 😃
@bonniepwtf
@bonniepwtf 2 года назад
I agree
@aliceschmid9697
@aliceschmid9697 2 года назад
Reuben will fall asleep, snuggle down in his crate and mom and dad can have cuddle time. Reuben is royalty after all. Sacrifices must be made. :)
@carolinebessa-keogh3546
@carolinebessa-keogh3546 2 года назад
@@aliceschmid9697 😂😂😂😂
@nanap8473
@nanap8473 2 года назад
Reuben must have been a stellar student of the law. He always wins his cases. Well done Roo.
@gudrunbayer5142
@gudrunbayer5142 2 года назад
That snort at the start of this video and the subsequent tones are very funny, he’s jealous, he can’t share, I’m surprised he didn’t toot in protest
@nicolettevde
@nicolettevde 2 года назад
I think Ruben and Dog Law need to approach the court for access rights to the couch. Then there would be no need to fuss!!
@maryleehadley7353
@maryleehadley7353 2 года назад
😆 🤣
@wsteed6284
@wsteed6284 2 года назад
There would be so much fuss...
@karapastik
@karapastik 2 года назад
Reuben is the cutest thing ever!
@jakeyboy8402
@jakeyboy8402 2 года назад
The legal fees must be enormous! 😎😂❤️
@geraldinetaylor4221
@geraldinetaylor4221 2 года назад
I just love how he talks to you( his winney self is )FABULOUS .. I just love yah Rubin.
@faedramarciniakisilva1694
@faedramarciniakisilva1694 2 года назад
Me too
@idafreedman7694
@idafreedman7694 2 года назад
This was hysterical! Reuben knows what he wants Daddy! That’s a bulldog for you!
@yeshuaisgodwithus1077
@yeshuaisgodwithus1077 2 года назад
Roo's constant groveling is so adorable... He has the people skills of a toddler, for sure.
@selenaannesmith1604
@selenaannesmith1604 2 года назад
Omg this was so funny 🤣 😆 😂 🤣🤣🤣laughed so much and really needed it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤💕
@ruthwiesehan178
@ruthwiesehan178 2 года назад
Too funny and sooo true for anyone who's ever had one.
@pameladeleone135
@pameladeleone135 2 года назад
SOO true!!
@caseylynn41
@caseylynn41 2 года назад
You are absolutely right. Mine throws hisself to the ground like a child an throws a fit because he can’t have his way an ear his teeth cleaners as snacks. I have to hide the bag or he will sneak some out of there an run off with them.
@maryconnelly9647
@maryconnelly9647 2 года назад
The noises Reuben makes! I bet he keeps that up for hours... or until Dad can't stand it anymore!
@janehostetler8812
@janehostetler8812 2 года назад
I love his Chewbacca noises!!!
@lilnh1039
@lilnh1039 2 года назад
Reuben said some rat chewed the table corner. Looks like my house. If you could see some of my rat attacks, you would not believe it
@mickietaylor8186
@mickietaylor8186 2 года назад
Reuben you won this time I guess you win all the time. I am glad you have Dog Law on your side. Love the way you take
@SummersPlace
@SummersPlace 2 года назад
I'll babysit you Roo❤ Let Mom & Dad spend some time with each other.
@lilnh1039
@lilnh1039 2 года назад
Reuben said that nice clean sofa is big enough for everybody
@williamwirick886
@williamwirick886 2 года назад
Reubens playing an angle. If you let him on the couch then you can spend time with him and Carol!
@maryleehadley7353
@maryleehadley7353 2 года назад
Wondering this too 🤔
@caseylynn41
@caseylynn41 2 года назад
Oh if that’s not what a bulldog wants they will still cry till they get what they want. Trust me almost 15 years with bulldogs it’s just easier to let them win. You can watch tv and relax in peace and quiet. Happy bulldog, happy life!
@StephS40
@StephS40 2 года назад
I think Reuben gave Mike the "full moon" for not giving up his time with Carol so easily. Big hugs and much love to Roo, his fam, and his fans!
@sburris65
@sburris65 2 года назад
I so love it. That describes our house with our dog every Saturday night. Only I'm Mike. Our dog gets upset because my husband and I hang out on the couch and just wants mom (actually I think he would prefer the couch to himself). He tries to be fair by sprawling out on mom and a paw on dad.
@normanbarrett8124
@normanbarrett8124 2 года назад
I’d be willing to bet if both of you sat together, like on the sofa, Ruben would have a complete meltdown!
@ReubentheBulldog
@ReubentheBulldog 2 года назад
We were!
@dhtisme7034
@dhtisme7034 2 года назад
Are you sure you "watched" this video? You can plainly see they "are" on the couch. Why do you think Rueben was so upset? He wanted him on the chair so he could sit on his lap.
@normanbarrett8124
@normanbarrett8124 2 года назад
@@dhtisme7034 It’s obvious huh!
@suerenzi1668
@suerenzi1668 2 года назад
is Reuben taking acting classes? He does so well playing his part and has you wrapped around his littlest toe, adorable. good job to you both
@qckdg175
@qckdg175 2 года назад
Dog Law has got his back.
@AllisonBlaise716
@AllisonBlaise716 2 года назад
I love the drama Roo stirs up. He’s an evil genius ❤️🐾
@tclark7802
@tclark7802 2 года назад
Reuben is soooooo good at arguing his case. He is so smart! And Carol... You are a very sweet lady to keep letting your husband sit with his BFF every night. LOL 🤣 You guys really do make a cute couple & especially great parents to a very lucky bulldog named Reuben. I so very much enjoy all of your videos. Thank you so much for sharing. It helps for people like me that have no friends nor close family. I'm elderly & disabled. I'm home, alone most of the time. About the only time I get out of the house is when I go to the Dr for an appt. Oh well. Such is life though, right? Sorry for sounding like such a lonely old broad. LOL Hope y'all have a great day. Love to y'all. 💕🐾💕
@johnbeam4017
@johnbeam4017 2 года назад
Me too mikw
@johnbeam4017
@johnbeam4017 2 года назад
Me foot
@Northstadiumhusker
@Northstadiumhusker 2 года назад
"Dad, this is why I have Dog Law on retainer!!" Mike, sorry about the Bills last Sunday. That game will be an all-time classic.
@adrienne_12thorpe
@adrienne_12thorpe 2 года назад
You two tried your best, but Reuben stands his ground like a Boss!
@jujufifi
@jujufifi 2 года назад
I've had a s**t day, this made me genuinely laugh, thank you!! Especially you Reuben, for being you.
@susangholson960
@susangholson960 2 года назад
This was wonderful...oh Roo when you turn that pitiful whine on its all over. Here's my suggestion get one of those chair an half for the 3 of you that way Mom can join. This was hilarious!🐾💜🐾 💺 🪑
@dougrush5710
@dougrush5710 2 года назад
Good thing Reuben has Dog Law on his side. 😊
@alittlesumthin1
@alittlesumthin1 2 года назад
😅🤣😂 He-larious! Spoiled good Ole Ruben! Gotta love him. ❤
@maureenstokowski5848
@maureenstokowski5848 2 года назад
Poor Carol how can she win with that face and whining? ❤️❤️
@christianaramirez8665
@christianaramirez8665 2 года назад
Oh Roo Roo so adorable. He wants all of Dad's attention. Gotta love him.
@rosesibag618
@rosesibag618 2 года назад
That tantrum of jealousy...quite funny! And who can resist that begging cute face in the end? Thanks Reuben & fam...have a great Sunday!
@gregr3720
@gregr3720 2 года назад
When Dad said, "I'll see you in a little bit hon". Reuben's look on his face said, "Not if I have anything to say about it".
@CallieMasters5000
@CallieMasters5000 2 года назад
Wow, what a litigious household you've got there! It's all cease & desist letters, objections and threats of court sanctions all day long. Reuben's running legal circles around you (not actually running, of course, just figuratively). P.S. please don't threaten to sue me for this comment, Roo! I'll order a calendar, I swear.
@ReubentheBulldog
@ReubentheBulldog 2 года назад
It's very stressful!
@Mama-Ames
@Mama-Ames 2 года назад
💕 Roo, you are SO STINKIN' CUTE!!! I believe this calls for a reclining love seat made for three! 💕X🥰O💕X🥰O💕X🥰O💕
@badnewsBH
@badnewsBH 2 года назад
Reuben's whiny gurgling is the stuff of legend!
@zkyroni
@zkyroni 2 года назад
Roode and Selfish 😂
@1jackvalley580
@1jackvalley580 2 года назад
Poor Carol she has the cutest slipper\socks on and Roo ♥️ doesn't even give her a little brake. Oh well, our boy knows that Fridays aren't for Dad and Mom, instead it's Roo and Dads Lazyboy day 🐾❤️👑
@lydianewman8882
@lydianewman8882 2 года назад
Only one question, Mike: have you ever said "no," to Reuben and followed through?
@ReubentheBulldog
@ReubentheBulldog 2 года назад
I need to think about it.
@patriciatucker7723
@patriciatucker7723 2 года назад
Noooooo
@vickilanger1228
@vickilanger1228 2 года назад
HEY ROO DOGLAW ON LINE 1 SAYS PAGES 7&8 OF DOGLAW PUT YOU WELL WITHIN YOUR RIGHTS DUDE! SENDING YOU HUGS AND KISSES FROM ME IN DOWNTOWN BROOKLYN NY IN THE MIDDLE OF BLIZZARD 2022! THANKS FOR WARMING MY SOUL THIS MORNING MR MAN MY LORDSHIP!💗💜💗💜💗💜💗💜
@NoName-eh9yk
@NoName-eh9yk 2 года назад
You guys I'm crying again. This is so funny and better than therapy! Thank you and my love to reuben! ❤
@cristinacuan5367
@cristinacuan5367 2 года назад
Reuben won! The power of being persistent separates the winners from the losers. Bravo Reuben!!!
@amandaleeborchert3745
@amandaleeborchert3745 2 года назад
Such a tantrum! Hilarious! Reuben always wins!🌹
@cathieludemann5879
@cathieludemann5879 2 года назад
This is the first time I saw Reuben having a noisy tantrum. It was something to behold!
@amandaleeborchert3745
@amandaleeborchert3745 2 года назад
@@cathieludemann5879 He is usually fairly quiet huh...not this time.😅🤣😂😂
@amandaleeborchert3745
@amandaleeborchert3745 2 года назад
@@cathieludemann5879 Have a wonderful evening!🌹
@cathieludemann5879
@cathieludemann5879 2 года назад
@@amandaleeborchert3745 Thanks. I was just relaxing, checking RU-vid offerings. It's my birthday!
@amandaleeborchert3745
@amandaleeborchert3745 2 года назад
@@cathieludemann5879 Happy Birthday!🎉🎉🎉Wishing you a wonderful evening! Hope all your wishes come true!🥰
@theresaredmon7723
@theresaredmon7723 2 года назад
Reuben needs some more therapy work 🥰 Carol sounds like a good therapist…
@lauragribble9088
@lauragribble9088 2 года назад
HI RUEBEN YOUR SUCH A CUTIE🤗❤
@susanreed8186
@susanreed8186 2 года назад
You have to share dad with mom Reuben! You can do it ☺️
@atiyehatiyeh8322
@atiyehatiyeh8322 2 года назад
Very cute, Mike maybe you should take out a restraining order on Reuben at certain times and perimeters lol
@anitagulfin3705
@anitagulfin3705 2 года назад
Possession is 9/10 of the law Mike, and Reuben has possession of you Mike 😜! Chalk up another victory for “Dog Law”! Sorry Carol 😕👩🏽‍⚖️🧑🏻‍⚖️
@greigsanderson
@greigsanderson 2 года назад
When I read the description I thought Mike and Carol were getting divorced lol. That isn't the case. Love Reuben's lovely big face, and the noises..........don't forget the little front teeth.
@jenniferkleczka2762
@jenniferkleczka2762 2 года назад
There has been sssooo many cute videos with Reuben. But this, hands down is the cutest. Oh and Mike, just an FYI, this video may be used against you in a (divorce) court. Lol. Carol I would check Reubens contract. All of Mike's assets may all be transferred to Reuben and you may not get ANYTHING. Lol.
@luvthesun100
@luvthesun100 2 года назад
Hi Mike. I have a video request. Try mimicking Roo’s whining and spoiled attitude right back to him. Let’s see his reaction 😂🤣🤣. Have to hand it to Roo, he is a first class manipulator.🥰
@shardakapoor7861
@shardakapoor7861 2 года назад
I love 💕😘 darling Rebeun very mature conversation with Mike and Carol And it's obvious Rebeun is so so possesive of Dad Such a funny situation U darling darling cutest bull dog in the whole whole world Sweetie pie
@cheryllynn8209
@cheryllynn8209 2 года назад
Reuben you remind me of my children when they were little. Whining and throwing a tantrum when they didn't get their way. I tell you what Reuben you are lucky to have Mike as your Dad because my kids very seldom won if they had a tantrum. Reuben: Shh! My Dad and Mom are the best just don't tell them I said so. Love the Roo 💞 Stay Happy 😂 Safe and Healthy Everyone 💞
@rosannacellini2158
@rosannacellini2158 2 года назад
Omg, Reuben is so dang funny and so cute, that I wish I could hug him through the phone, lol! He will not relent for dad's lap. Lucky mom is so patient. 😍🥰👍
@mervatibrahim7128
@mervatibrahim7128 2 года назад
REUBEN, WAS......IS......WILL BE, ALWAYS, THE WINNER ❤️😍🐶😍❤️😊👍
@greigsanderson
@greigsanderson 2 года назад
Scotland loves Carol's tartan slippers and Mike's tartan pj's.
@christinemooney2713
@christinemooney2713 2 года назад
I wore my Dog Law t-shirt to watch this the second time. Good job, Roo!
@LRC5555
@LRC5555 2 года назад
I was holding out too…until 4:00 and then lost it! Roo won with laying it on ever so pathetically heavy! He got us all, big time.
@rayarvizu3894
@rayarvizu3894 2 года назад
Poor Daddy Mike has had a rough time lately with the Bills & Dog Law
@nicolas8344
@nicolas8344 2 года назад
So sweet, nobody refuse Reuben, especially daddy! Because they love each other so much! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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