Or do what I did. Make a sub splat a blob of horseradish in the center wrap in plastic wrap. The 😱 screaming will tell u who it is. Or put in smashed ghost pepper in center. Works great no more stolen lunches.
UPDATE: In the break room, the fat lady runs out and towards the bathroom. Everyone is confused, they inspect her lunch and are disturbed. Later shes sent to HR & suspended until a medical evaluation can be completed. She was never seen again, her Facebook was deleted and she moved out out state. Lol
My uncle Chuckie owned a construction company in the early 1960s, his sandwiches kept getting stolen, and a few of his employees complained of getting their lunch stolen as well. Chuckie stuffed one package of exlax bars cut into chocolate chip sized pieces into each of is two sandwiches. And locked his sandwiches in the toolbox with a pad lock. Found out who the thief was and fired him that afternoon for running back and forth between the porta johns instead of doing his assigned duties. No more stolen lunches at his company.
I knew a girl who kept having her lunch stolen at school. One day she made a peanut butter and chicken doo-doo sandwich. She never got her lunch stolen again!
@kingshaw1079 Eating you meal in the public bathroom won't kill you but im sure you wouldn't. Hopefully, you don't eat where you shit. Not saying you can't but this is civilization right?
I didn’t go that far but I did once lick the bologna and cheese before making my sandwich. Later, after my lunch was stolen I announced what I did to everyone. No more problems afterwards! 😂
I'm going to bet that if your found to be the person bringing dog shit into the work fridge that you're going to be the one to get fired regardless of your explanation. You're going to contaminate the whole fucking fridge. I don't want my lunch in a fridge that has had dog shit in it for any reason.
I had a coworker stealing my fresh pressed juice every freaking day. So I asked my husband to piss in it. Of course he stole it and as he was drinking I asked if my husbands piss tasted that good? Never again.
Or do what I did. Make a sub sandwich plop a good helping of horseradish in the center. The screaming 😱 will let everyone know who it is. Or smash a ghost pepper 🌶 in the center.
Had a problem with coworkers snagging my lunches. This is how i put a stop to it i took a package of cotto salami sat it on the back porch for a week till it got realy ripe. then made two sandwiches out of it took them to work in my lunch box.lunch time comes around i goto the employees lunch room refridgerator and guess what the sandwiches where gone.An hour or so goes by, and an employee goes home with a stomach ache. .My sandwiches never came up missing again.
imagine someone pulling that thing out of the zip loc bag and throwing it in the microwave before having a chance to smell anything... I can hardly imagine the smell when opening the microwave back up
Just make it unbearably Spicy.. Loads of California reaper sauce and some jalapeno peppers mixed in with a few diced habaneros and than the usual meat and such. Make it safe to eat but also overwhelmingly spicy. Maybe add a little bit of chocolate laxative flakes(they wont be able to taste it). But than you'll know who it is because their mouth will be on fire, lips, ass hole, and they'll be in the shitter alot.
That is probably illegal. Also probably illegal would be some laxatives. Of course a mixture of equal measures of Baking Soda and Lemon Powder would cause tremendous gas pain and would also be illegal. I recommend against such food pranks.
Clayton Benignus I'm curious as to what makes it illegal. What a man wants to eat for lunch is his business. If someone steals it, which IS illegal and decide to eat it, that's on them.
#1. That’s illegal #2. It’s fake af. That smell building up in the ziplock would quickly permeate through the bag and make an entire workplace fridge smell very bad. #3. Just use very hot peppers. You want to make the guy pay for stealing your lunch NOT commit felony assault if he contracts some really bad bacteria and ends up hospitalized. Yeah I get it, the jerk shouldn’t be stealing food but do you honestly want to put someone’s life at risk? If you do then you’re more of a shitty person than the thief is.
