Revengeance Status But Everything Goes Wrong 

The one of movies ever, it even has a plot. I like the part when Sam said: "It's jetstreaming time" and jetstreammed everyone.

Holy shit is that a narrative with a satisfying arc - IN A SHITPOST?

This implies that Armstrong was spectating the whole free-for-all unfold upside down from inbetween his legs. Brilliant!

[● I like how everyone is extremely disappointed with Sam Jack and Armstrong were so disappointed that they teamed up]

2:55 "the fuck?" **dies of death**

4:12 "an unusually civil discussion" 🤣 I was actually expecting Armstrong to follow up with his cutscene where he stabs Sam, but whatever! This is still gold!

3:56 Sam got the whole chat room laughing

Sam was so heartbroken when Monsoon offered him a smoke. He must’ve known about the adverse health effects, and wanted to help Monsoon quit. Besides, Monsoon seems like he’d be an edgy vape kid to me. In the end he got what was coming to him for supporting cringe.

You know I've always wondered how a fight with all the bosses all at once would feel like.

So... Everyone tries to kill eachother, while Sam just lets everyone down? An interesting take, I must say. *Even if you don't have the balls to face the consequences of a failed Revengeance status.*

One of the best well made revengeance status I have ever seen

1:54 wait, people making these can make transformative content within a meme embracing the repetitive and additive snowball effect of memes? Now thats some clever and meta humor, man.

The fact that this story actually makes sense is crazy

Good to see you. Although I'm sure we all miss the history videos, I wouldn't blame you if you wanted to start fresh.

Hey, he's back.........with this? What the hell is this - well I love it. You should make this content, a long slide your usual.

All this is missing is Monsoon saying "you've lost your mind" at the end there when they're all surprised

4:18 Jack sounded so excited when he said OK

The laughing at 4:25 is the funniest part of the entire thing, absolutely horrific.

04:01 where Armstrong checks it out upside down killed me haha

I looked up to Sam, can't believe he let us down like that

Sam you were the Chosen One! It was said that you would destroy the cringe, not join them! Bring balance to the internet, not leave it in darkness.

"Fuck you" out of nowhere and then stabs sam. What a legend.

2 seconds of lewd stuff 4 minutes of status Perfect

sam's betrayal at the end was so surprising, i have literally no words to speak with

Finally. The revengeance status lore

"Mother of all omelets" - Senator "Nanomachines, son." - Senator

Our hero, Sam, has fallen to the dark side, but when we all thought hope was lost, Raiden abandoned the horny to join Armstrong and save us once and for all!!

Shocked Ochaco seeing Raiden and Sam's epic fight makes a perfect scene Ochaco: "Um, guys? I don't think you're supposed to fight here-" Sam: "LET'S DANCE" Raiden: "Playtime's over"

2:41 Me after reaching max level in a game:

1:55 - 1:59 is the best part and very relatable

Armstrong and Raiden: WHY ARNT YOU ALL STILL DEAD!? Everyone: NANOMACHINES, SONS!

No way, I'm crying. Sam would never do this, his goal is to protect us from the horniness. You're lying.

2:30 MOTIVATED man : HEY That's my line

Looks Like Sam Has Been Infected With Cringe Vırus.

Wow, the Sam Bloodshed Montage was the best I have seen so far

Great seeing almost everyone interrupt each other (I miss Khamsin aka The Desert Storm). Funny how Bladewolf was the only one to not look down on Sam embracing horniness.

wait what Raiden vs Armstrong Blade wolf saves Raiden from a pumelling Blade wolf fights that 1 boss Raiden Fights Mistral Raiden kicks Mistral mid dialouge Raiden searches whos next sam wanted a turn monsoon interrupted him and wanted go first Raiden fights monsoon Armstrong hates memes Sundowner saves Raiden and fights Monsoon Sam fights Sundowner and tries to keel jack and cuts Jack`s eye and Armstrong`s arm WhAt

Making the mother of all coffees here, Jack. Can't fret over types of milk.

A complex and beautiful story, one that will be shared through the ages

Standing here I realize You are just like me, trying to make history But who's to judge the right from wrong? When our guard is down I think we'll both agree That violence breeds violence But in the end it has to be this way I've carved my own path You followed your wrath But maybe we're both the same The world has turned and so many have burned But nobody is to blame Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born beneath the blood stained sand Beneath the blood stained sand Born into a pack There's no choice But take orders to attack Locked up in chains I get fed But the hunger still remains Not content to live this way Being led by the blind Got to plan my dispersal Time to leave them all behind Breaking out of my pain Nothing ventured, nothing gained I'm my own master now Bear the mark of my scars Shedding blood underneath the stars But I will survive somehow Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Hear me howl Time to leave them all behind I'm my own master now 've come here from nowhere Across the unforgiving sea Drifting further and further It's all becoming clear to me But violent winds are upon us and I can't sleep Internal temperatures rising and all the voices won't recede I've finally found what I was looking for A place where I can be without remorse Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war I've finally found what I was looking for Here I come (La chaleur me dérange, mais c'est le grincement du bateau qui m'a réveillée) I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay For all of my life a stranger I remain A stranger I remain A stranger I remain Wash away the anger Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain The droplets falling gently down on the terrain Wash away the sorrow, all the stains of time But there’s no memory, it’s only dry inside In the mud and sinking deeper Into a peaceful life And it will come Like a flood of pain Pouring down on me And it will not let up until the end is here And it will come Through the darkest day In my final hour And it will never rest until the clouds are clear Until it finds my dreams have disappeared My dreams disappear Red sun Red sun over paradise Red sun Red sun over paradise Golden rays of the glorious sunshine Setting down, such a blood-red light Now the animals slowly retreat To the shadows - out of sight Arid breeze blows across the mountains Giving flight to the birds of prey In the distance machines come To transform Eden - day by day Only love is with us now Something warm and pure Violence breeds within ourselves No need for a cure When the wind is slow And the fire's hot The vulture waits to see what rots Oh how pretty All the scenery This is nature's sacrifice When the air blows through With a brisk attack The reptile tail ripped from its back When the sun sets We will not forget the Red sun over paradise Red sun Red sun over paradise Red sun Red sun over paradise Golden rays of the glorious sunshine Setting down, such a blood-red light (Blood-red light) Now the animals slowly retreat To the shadows - out of sight Arid breeze blows across the mountains Giving flight to the birds of prey (Birds of prey) In the distance machines come To transform Eden - day by day Only love is with us now Something warm and pure Violence breeds within ourselves No need for a cure When the wind is slow And the fire's hot The vulture waits to see what rots Oh how pretty All the scenery This is nature's sacrifice When the air blows through With a brisk attack The reptile tail ripped from its back When the sun sets We will not forget the Red sun over paradise Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I've even forgotten my name I don't know the season Or what is the reason I'm standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It's only the cold wind I feel It's me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood (blood) Shed (shed) The man in the mirror nods his head The only one (one) Left (left) Will ride upon the dragon's back Because the mountains don't give back what they take Oh, no, there will be blood (blood) Shed (shed) It's the only thing I've ever known Losing my identity Wondering, have I gone insane? To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight

When Jetstream Sam betrays his ideals...it's time to lay him to rest.

Good to see Sam finally breaking free of the rules set by puritans and holier-than-thou asshats. 🗿 Can't wait to see his revival and revengance arc 😎👌

Sam: Ok Jack let's dance Monsoon: NAH have a SMOKE INSTEAD 🚬 Sam: 😤 He took that personally.

This is amazingly well done! I loved every second of this! But question: where is khamsin from the bladewolf dlc?

Very kind of Bladewolf to put Armstrong's shirt back on him after pushing him aside

Can't lay finger on me!

The Ideal ending everyone wanted and needed. I’M F$CKING INVINCIBLE! HAHAHAHA!

Plot twist: Sundowner cracks a smile after Sam foiled the Revengence status. :3 "You found the good shit!"

no sam, im relatable

Sam was actually watching the viewer so HE could beat him up. Everyone else got in his way.

Actually everything went right. Except the part where Sam sleeps off his bloodloss.

Just the silence as everyone else is disappointed in Sam honestly got me the most.

The amount of clout that both Suoiresnu and MGR:R have gotten with these memes is astronomical

Are you going to continue with the story of videos?

Just noticed: Mistral in the in-game engine -- not in the cutscenes -- had jiggle physics. You see it for only a moment at 1:19 , but she has them.

This video has been living in my head rent free and I thought RU-vid removed it because I couldn’t find it. But here we are. And I am grateful to see this masterpiece still around 🙏

I am sorry but I have to make this joke.... 1:41 AVERAGE DAY IN LONDON- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

the fact that the sus video used here is actually on youtube uncesored

This man just made every boss music

Sam... How could you? You deserve this.

"you have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

Wow.. WOW. I liked it A LOT. The montage is exquisite

I want the "Standing here, i realize/making the mother of ALL omelletes" milk bruh 1:30 Epic Sam:i'll take This dance. It's called no "There Will be no sam" Sad ngl Sorry for This joke tho lol

3:53 imagine Deku interrupted and then we we're introduced to a whole new kind of status

I will no longer obliterate your consciousness From what i’ve heard, i’m called a ‘good boy’

Ah yes the half hour of unskippable credits lol

0:01 Interrupted by Armstrong

Well… this is different

"You've lost your mind. . ." -Monsoon

Raiden talks to the local Starbucks lady, who assumed he wanted baby milk even tho he just wanted milk with no lactose, as he's lactose intolerant. Armstrong assumed that raiden was horny, therefore attacks him. Blade wolf saves raiden and incasipates Armstrong, before fighting mistral for it's freedom. Jack then joins the fight and effectively frees blade wolf. Feeling motivated, Sam wanted another battle. Although Sam wanted to fight, Monsoon instead forced a blunt upon him, which brought the cringe horny virus upon sam. The only known treatment for it was baby milk. As sam searched for a source of it, Raiden fights monsoon, only for the battle to be interrupted by the man of 1000 shields (i forgor his name, sorry). The two fight, before that battle was interrupted with sam, who kills 1000 shields man and fends off raiden away from the starbucks lady. When Raiden was defeated, sam asks for baby milk, despite Raiden not wanting sam to ruin his order. Everyone else was disappointed in sam when It happened anyway. So, Armstrong regains his strength, spoke of a plan to stop sam from pursuing any more baby milk. With agreement, raiden fights, stabs, and brings sam to unconsciousness, so professional doctors can study and find a cure for the virus, once and for all. All is well, except for the starbucks lady being a dried up corpse after what sam did to her during raiden's civil discussion with Armstrong And like that, that's my story and plot of this excellently made shitpost

I love the narration very cool

Plot twist: the MG RAY from the beginning come and slay everyone.

STANDING HERE I REALISE YOURE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY BUT WHOS TO JUDGE THE RIGHT FOR FROM WRONG

Alternate title: Cursed video but everything goes right

"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!" -Honest War Monger

only in metal gear rising revengance you will find over 20 characters all fighting eachother over a p**n video.

All of this because Armstong needed milk and was dumb enough to send sam to get it....

"There will be blood!" "No, Sam!" I laughed hard

I like how we don't have to wait for crimge to stop, Armstrong interrupts it literally on the first second

Ok this one is a classic

Sam was only comparing the lady to himself. To see whether she was was a threat to his sexiness.

This meme shall never die, not on my watch, shitstream Sam will continue to shitstreaming on everyone and no one can stop him.

We're making the mother of all omelettes jack, can't fret over every egg. And sam saw the sauce before dying!

Everyone loves the bosses, but nobody appreciates the sick dodge of that one bald bodyguard.

Well, I'm no chef but some omlette recipes do call for some milk.

3:41 didn't knew Sam was in that kind of anime 🤙

DAMN IT SAM, YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CRINGE. NOT EMBRACE IT

This is what i want to see more of. yeah seeing Raiden being bullied by Armstrong or the other Winds of destruction interrupting his cringe is funni' n all, but Jetstream Sam ALLOWING the cringe to continue is funny as hell, along with the Winds of destruction fight each other And i believe he isn't consumed by the cringe.. but rather.. he's so BASED he let's it resume.. because he can

man I love this game so much never had such a vivid memory like this (along with witcher 3 and dying light)

I love this game so much, I miss playing it for hours on end

Everything went wrong. The MG ray didn’t even show up.

You ever just wish revengeance status won’t end

bro the senator who was watching all this circus 💀💀💀

what kind of team killing fever dream did I just watch

this is the cannon ending to all the revengeance status memes

Man made a hole story and I can't get enough

0:00 When you tell the Starbucks employee you want it from a cow instead of a nut. Yes, this is a reference to Jack Whitehall.

How nice of Senator Armstrong and the others for saving Ochaco from that pervert

During this Khamsin was casually spreading freedom on twitter.

Imagine if this was the actual story to MGR