I remember when I was working for a Company, and every year there was a random drawing for test. It was so odd how I was always randomly called in. And then one day I was in a bad mood and I asked, WHY am I the only one that gets randomly tested every six months? My boss heard me and called me to the office and said this to me, I'm sorry that you are the only one in the company that gets called for this , but no one else could pass this test. I laughed and asked, not even you, Jokingly. He looked down at the floor and then said especially me. I just looked at him like a deer in the head lights. That year I had a VERY nice bonus and I never complained again.
Safety meetings is a term I picked up from a union laborer buddy of mine. Any time getting guys together to work it's "Boys, safety meeting before we start".
When we were corporate owned the main office required 1 random from each division at our branch every month. Our local HR girl was hella cool tho & used the same few people every time. Why corporate ever said anything is beyond me but she single handedly kept our branch from goin outta business by doin what she did. Thanks for keepin me employed all them years Amber!!
"They are going to be pissed when they have to squirt it in their mouths." Busted out laughing immediately. Where is the job site, I need to see this shit?
@@deusvult6920 Thc is detected by mouth swab for up to 45days. Stopping 8hrs before isnt going to do a damn thing. You definitely need a peroxide mouthwash to pass one.
Too bad that urine only works if it’s basic drug test, when I was in the dui school thing I used quick fix and it said it got flagged…but whenever I use it for jobs it’s fine.
The glue bottle has always been my go to method, squeezing it makes it sound like u actually pissing, but don't let it go until u twist it back close so u don't hear the air going back in the bottle.
I had to take my ole ladies dildo that i drilled a hole into and filled up a condom that i squoze with my leg.. would fuck em up everytime when a little white boy whips out a foot long horse cock.. had to tell em i had a circumcision accident when i was a baby and the tip just blew apart.. lol
Got a buddy that I grew up with and worked with and still kick it today, he's never Did a drug or anything. He's got me MANY high paying jobs on the road. Shout out to Gavin.
@@pflag3086 hot piss in your sock will blister your ankle/make you do a believable enough ima piss my pants dance to elude the 30 minute wait...I heard
Hydrogen peroxide 50/50 with mouthwash. Pass any swab test out there for the next hour. Not only do you pass, it makes the lines dark as hell. Supa clean
@@deusvult6920 mouth swabs can detect thc for up to 45 days, alcohol Nd everything else up to 10 days. Stopping 8hrs before a test wont do a damn thing.
Its fucked up right? Capitalism made you do drugs and then snooping around if you take any. Glad there are dudes on both sides of the barrier who simply does not play the game
I love your videos man. since I lost my wife and daughter to covid and lost my housing your the only one that makes content that gets me through my day being homeless. I haven't eaten in 2 days.
Squirt in their mouth! You are killing me. Some reason i cant stop laughing even b4 you get to the punch line. Even hours later I bust out laughing for no good reason other than remembering your clips. People think I’m crazy seeing me laughing uncontrollably when no one has said anything and Im not even watching the videos. I have to pull over off the highway sometimes because I’d hate to explain to the police as to why i ran off the road.
& here I am still at work.. I mentioned to everyone this morning that it was 420 when I signed in and they said what’s that mean I just started laughing. I’m sure I’ll have one of them mouth swabs waiting on me at the end of the day when it hits them
Damn thank you I've been trying to figure out what type of bottle to use and now this just came up thanks because this will be way easier than a regular pill bottle with Saran wrap rubber band around something cuz I'm a female so it's a little different for me LMFAO so hard rolling on the floor I feel so stupid right now thank you thank you thank you I love you keep this up hahaha
At any head shop or online you can buy quick fix synthetic or another brand fake urine. My buddy bought a band similar to I guess a garter and puts it in that around his upper leg.
Lipton fruit ice tea in the plastic bottles, it’s all ya need, make sure it’s hot & your good to go, worked for me for decades & the kids I told use it today
