Workplace shenanigans with breadstick Ricky, roughneck roscoe, the boss and whoever else shows up to work that day! Im a content creator based in South Arkansas just trying to bring some joy to the everyday working class!
My brother almost became part of that statistic a few years ago, through no fault of his own. Lit a small bundle of firecrackers that SOMEHOW ended up with what was supposed to be the slow fuse instead being an extended quick fuse. Instead of having 5 seconds to throw it, the whole thing went off near instantly.
I grew up in the 70s and 80s .. all those warnings are there because of my generation.. try to not blow off or severely injure anything you'll miss .. seriously .. otherwise have fun and try to be safe! Enjoy your Journey Beautiful Souls!!
Ever worked in car sales? Half the sales people are high, the other half are workaholics that sold their soul to the devil for 1 more penny on a single sale, and will screw over their own Grandmother. I applied and got a job with one once. When I got there, the Sales Manager asked if I needed "go study" for the urinalysis or not. NEVER work in sales. I'd rather dig ditches and foxholes again than work in sales ever again.
My uncle only has 6 fingers. Idk why but he does. He never talks about it. Also my cousin lost 2 1/2 fingers to fireworks. He's very special apparently
Sunburn in the afternoon, up until 1am shooting fireworks, drinking the whole time. Yeah, the July 5th is going to be as productive as the day after the Superbowl.
Listen I can see the alligator skin on the truck seats. I think enough said when you're paying to have alligator on your company Truck that you're driving.
That's not all the idiots in the world just the idiots in the US because the 4th of July is a Us holiday it is not celebrated in other parts of the world
If you try to make some work the day after the 4th, and that day also happens to be a Friday, you are just being an asshole. Accept the reality that they are going to be hung over or drunk and productivity is going to be null. Just give them a 4 day because otherwise you are just going to be paying your employees to be mad at you and nothing else is happening.
