The “Riddle Me Piss” segment from episode 471 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me. This audio comes from the podcast My Brother, My Brother, and Me and belongs to the McElroy brothers.
the intros of Munch Squad and Riddle Me Piss are at like opposite ends of the spectrum, Munch Squad is a slow buildup to that sweet sweet "SQUAD!" but RMP comes straight out the gate with a RRRRRIDDLE ME PISS, BOYS! both intros are just so perfect
I know I’m about to listen to a Riddle Me Piss, I’ve clicked on the video. But my reaction to the riddlemasters voice is always pure surprise and excitement
I think they secretly do love it and just pretend to hate it, they seem at least enthusiastic enough to play along, and pretending to hate it is part of the bit?
Honestly, the second one is actually kind of a good riddle? It needs some better wording, but the second part, if you switch out “mommy” for “mother” or something, would actually be pretty good? Maybe it wouldn’t even need the change if you just added another part to it...
It could work, with some adjustments. Maybe toss the first line, as it adds nothing. Then make sure the second line shows a cause between the kiss and death? Like, changing "before" to "then"?
That's legit a 10x better answer. Then the hurt feelings line actually makes sense and the escape by death line becomes so much more meaningful with the idea of ego death.