@RiffTrax: Shake Hands with Danger (Full FREE Short) 

The German warehouse safety video (Claus...look it up) is the Evil Dead 2 of safety videos.

@@archstanton9073 That's pretty funny

@@archstanton9073 That's a high quality video. I felt strong Hausu vibes toward the end.

"Gross stub"

@@archstanton9073 Ah yes... Forklift Driver Klaus. You know, those little accidents he had came out of his paycheck.

With a laser rifle, judging from the sound.

In Glen's defense, the odds of its shrapneling like it did had to be pretty astronomical.

@@planescaped His fault for wearing that neckerchief.

Glen survived and went on to be a WGON talk show host during the zombie apocalypse.

@@planescaped But that's entirely the point.

I only scream at people at jobs for doing stupid dangerous shit. Someone could accidentally ruin the most important machine on a site and Id just be annoyed. Climb into a box crusher to retrieve something you dropped and I will absolutely lose my mind

As far as nature is concerned, you only have to survive long enough to reproduce. After that, it's whatever.

Seen a fella or two casually exchange pleasantries with jeopardy, have yah?

Same at my place. Though I get heckled for calling out safety issues and challenging them as thats my job and take it seriously. It amazes me how little care is had for their safety or the possibility that they may never go home one day and leave behind mouths to feed.

There are a lot of us. We are expendable.

That would be Staplerfahrer Klaus, but this one is up there.

Caterpillar is a major company.

Bah doo boo do boo doo wheh wheh.

I expect Herk Harvey would be proud to know that.

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Fun Fact: They still haven't carted off his body.

'Summer Shorts Beach Party' uses an alternate take where Mike says this with a southern accent, I think that one is funnier actually

I had to watch it the original for an MSHA refresher a few years ago. Man, I wish we could have seen the RiffTrax version. Would have been much more memorable!

Wish my OSHA instructor did that

Yup, I've heard that at literally every job I've ever had

Hey, boss! Didn't know you watched RU-vid during company hours, too!

Yeah Id rather be homeless than allow a manager to tell me that. Any job that will actually force you into danger isn't worth the money

"Also, we're cutting your pay for working overtime."

@@SuperODST1 You've worked too much, so we're gonna pay you less. btw can you work even more!?

Is he super dead now

Ba doot-n doot-n doot-n doo doo

"We had our crack sniper SHOOT Glen to prove a point about safety" always gets me.

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@@jonahfalcon1970 "This demonstrates the value of not being seen."

lol

Mine is "His thoughts drift to worries about his son." "I wonder who's gonna replace Farrah Fawcett on Charlie's Angels...." "I SAID his son!" "Oh right, I wonder how the Little Mistake is doing."

Watched it? He's still stuck in the Hide Cellar to this day. You can tell by the random twangs of guitar music and the high pitched screams.

THE TAIL! THE HORRIBLE TAIL!!!

I still want to know where the dad's hat went!

@@deanjustdean7818 , or whiny anti-war hypocrites like you lot that promote abortion, eldercide, the culling of mentally, developmentally, and physically disabled people, as well as those that promote racism, sexism, and the various LGBT movements.

Good one

It oughta be "hangups"

You'd be surprised...

@@makim-k5850 we do have alot of stupid people in the world so it wouldn't surprise me.

hey at least hangovers means they're now sober

@@daffyphack trouble is the headache means they won't want to hear any heavy machinery/joke XD

Do the manly Predator hand grasp with Danger!

Give Danger an handie. Go down on Danger.

Shake hands with what?

@@mfraye12 CHOCOLATE! THEY'RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!

@@mfraye12 What do you mean 'shake hands with what'?

But is it grass?

@@kendromeda42 but more importantly, people take paper for granted. But they'll know, yes, they'll know...

"Woo-hoo! I hope he dies!"

The guy who directed this then is in the Criterion collection.

ONION BUUUUBS!

I wouldnt work there. Danger is some kind of sadistic freak.

You should see that one German forklift safety video, you never forget it.

dadadada dah?

Same

I think it was on the first dvd of shorts but with weird cgi models. I’m glad they re released it.

@@thomasgallipoli8376 Yes. I miss Parrot Bill threatening to Popcorn Kevin: "Remind me to snack on you later."

Do-do-de-do do-do!

Lesson: don't be a cruel old bastard.

Remember, gentle pressure!

@@JamaicanCastle And a soft kiss on the neck.

@Carol Pitt I think shaking hands with danger is supposed to be a good thing, ie respecting the risks at a work place. It's very confusing and vague, though.

Than perhaps you should shake hands with Color It Clean

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Sit down on danger.

@@deanjustdean7818 I'm dying from laughter!

@@deanjustdean7818 Shake hands with your surgeon. **GUITAR RIFF**

That's awesome!!!

This short is copyright ©️ 1980.

Afrer watching the RiffTrax version, I would burst out into inappropriate laughter if I had to watch this for orientation. 😅

Is your new job installing slrpnls? You wouldn't want to make a mistake or your bosses might have to offer a 50% discount...

Slr turbines?

Great screen name👍 Thinking of changing mine to "your car warranty is about to expire"

Best line in the whole thing!

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Apparently this was before the invention of the still photograph...

Legend has it that he is still holding it even today…

When you're shaking hands with danger, you'd best not flinch

@@SocialBobcat I wonder if anyone noticed that the wrench was already in his hand. The foreman grabbed the wrench out of his hand and put it BACK in his hand. And it wasn't even like showing him the proper way to hold it, either.

One place I worked at didn't quite understand it; they said the points of contact MUST BE both feet and one hand on the ladder AT ALL TIMES. So, if both feet have to stay in contact with the ladder at all times, how do I move one foot to the next step? Best part is, it was at a gas station in the safety literature for stocking the candy bars.

A lot of the safety videos are. It's just the good advice is packaged so substandardly.

It's good advice presented in the most confusing way possible.

I wound up waking up in the hospital in Detroit, climbed out the truck cab carrying my bag, fell and hit my head on a parking block, I sued the hospital because the old doctor gave me the highest dose Vicodin, highest dose Xanax, highest dose Adderall, highest dose Wellbutrin, and the highest dose of morphine.... I never even took a Tylenol 3 before so I had no idea what they were, a day later I'm at home watching TV with my dogs stuffed animals (who were all moving their heads and talking to me), I got them popcorn and drinks, then I recorded video of them because I thought the world needs to see this magic. A steel milk jug got up and walked around my yard lol, my gf woke up the next morning and took me back to the hospital, they suspended the doctor, and could not believe what he gave me, the whole reason he gave me the Xanax Adderall and Wellbutrin was in my chart from when I was a child I had depression and ADD and he asked if I was sad or anxious, I said I was because I was hurt and worried about my loaded trailer lol

I think the video is intended less to teach people about work safety procedures, because the assumption is at any half decent workplace you'll be taught specific safety procedures for the job, but a graphic reminder as what can happen when people who know better ignore those procedures out of haste, distraction or cockiness.

(whispers) The bends

HE'S IN MY HEAD!!!

I tell ya, no respect!

Nah man, Danger was sitting at a table in a restaurant and me and my sister were walking by when Danger totaltly pinched her butt. Then Danger actually plays the role like it was "just an accident". Sure. Next time I see Danger I'm goin to kick its ass!

Because apparently he'll rip two of your fingers off!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 10 minutes I'm still laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Badoodadoo dah?

Frankly, I can’t believe this short didn’t have some sort of anthropomorphic embodiment of danger like Coiley or Mr. B Natural.

Danger, like Honey Badger, don't GIVE a shit.

I had an instructor for my junior high shop class who was like the living epitome of Faces of Death. Every day he would tell us all some horrifying story about how somebody sliced off a finger or lost an eye. I know he was just attempting to get across that we should respect the inherent danger of the various machines and tools, but it came across instead as terrifically morbid. Which, for me and my fellow 8th-grade buddies, was more funny than anything. So, I guess, that didn't quite work how he intended it to. (On the other hand, none of us in class lost a finger, so maybe it did work.)

You got two dangers I got ONE SAFETY

Everyone talks about Danger but NO ONE EVER SEES HIM!

“When you see him, don’t stare at his hook hand, BUT NOBODY EVER SEES HIM!!!”

Definitely

What did he see when he drove by?

@@Tony_Cardoza The wall bowing out several inches to a foot. (He was going to stop by, so was in an alley at the right time to see it )

@@paulherman5822 Wow, he was your relatives savior.

@@Tony_Cardoza Definitely. There were kids in the house as well...

And that's why you don't bash load-bearing walls...

Stop wearing that hideous outfit!

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I'll never stop exchanging tersely worded emails with perilousness.

I will never stop butterfly-kissing jeopardy.

Hazard and I are going steady.

I married Risk.

Then you should also try Riding With Death.

That just makes me picture variants of the video in different settings. The showtune version is set backstage at a theatre, the boy band version at a homecoming parade, a sea chantey version on a ship at sail...

@@KingOfElectricNinjas I like it!

Nah, this is actually a pretty solid safety video that brings up some good advice, which is why it was shown to trainees for decades. It just happens to also be really goofy, because of the catchy theme song and weird cowboy narrator.

@@eviljoel Can't lie though, that song IS catchy...

@@RichardX1 Oh absolutely, it's impossible to get out of your head once you've heard it.

Greatest danger song ever.

These actors are like extras from Deep Throat which makes it much more enjoyable but doesn't detract from solid advice given.

@AGirlofYesterday People coming to work with hangovers is still very common :P

The one O-Ring to rule them all

sleazy porn theater...Shake hands with danger!

Lol

Mr B natural smokes crack

Knew your father, I did!

I think that was Chet Atkins, actually.

IMDB says the singer/narrator was a fellow named Charles Oldfather, who had also been the Dean of the U of Kansas law school.

Mitchell!

I also guessed C.W. McCall but I think he only wished he could have shaken hands with danger.

Someone inclined to initiate a polite conversation with risk?

What do you get when you don't turn the keys? Caterpillar's workers end up breaking their knees!

He can trace his liniage clear back to a Greek Chorus

So many died after falling on their keys.

I think a piece if the mushroomed metal got hit by the sledgehammer at just the right angle and with just the right pressure that part of the mushroom shot off and hit Glen in the chest. That's my guess anyway.

@@ChibiPanda8888 That's some Final Destination levels of very specific things that had to line up perfectly.

It was on purpose, Glen is a vampire.

Too soon...LOL!

Introducing yourself to your boss, Dr Fauci, at your new job at the lab... SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER... 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸 🎸

CNN says an area is having "fiery but peaceful protests" so you go to visit in order to put out fires... Da-dang de-dang de-dangdanggg..... Shake hands with danger...