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Speaking of godawful werewolf movies--Howling: New Moon Rising is "finally" out on streaming platforms and getting official distribution. I say "finally," because as a kid I memorized the longest, stupidest scenes and would verbally re-enact them to people at length and nobody ever believed I wasn't exaggerating or elongating the the murky, barely-lit ten-minute continuous sequence where murky person A walks slowly across a murky motel parking lot to ask murky person B where some guy is, then murky person B walks slowly over murky person C to ask where the guy is, murky person C tells murky person B the guy's in the garage, then murky person B walks slowly all the way back to murky person A and tells them the guy's in the garage, then murky person A walks all the way over to the garage and says Hi to the guy who then says hi back. It's like the opening to Touch of Evil if it was directed by a Benadryl overdose.
Hey guys-- have u ever considered riffing the horrid 80s film "Body Rock", featuring LORENZO LAMAS ATTEMPTING TO RAP / BREAKDANCE???😳 It's so worthy.. 😂
They say they're at their wits end... well, that does explain a lot about the quality of the film. Hard to do anything good when you're at your wits end.
“Whose bike is this doc?” “It’s not a bike, it’s a chopper.” “Whose chopper is this?” “My patient, Zev.” “Where’s Zev, doc?” “Zev’s dead babe. Zev’s dead.” “Oh doc, again?! Well guess I should start packing!”
14:00 “If only there was a bed around…”. Yes, they left his bedroom bc she was bored, then she jumped him at the cemetery. I know it’s bc she’s a lycan and wanted the moonlight, but he doesn’t know that. Also, 14:15 “Daylight shot as night.” Classic. Yeah, it’s tough to get lighting outdoors at night to film - easier to just shoot in daylight and “fix it in post”.
Glad Rifftrax is back. Not so happy to see this, though. The riffs just can't manage to make an offensively awful movie less bad this time. Most movies that they riff have some appeal on their own, some redeeming quality, but there is just nothing here at all. This is execrable.