Why does this 10 minute short feel like 20 minutes?

This is like a recurring bad dream 💭 sleep 😴 😢😢😢😢😢

The Safety Woman joke just killed me dead. 😂

His name was 'Morning Wood"

This isn't really a "movie".

1:07:26 The iconic meme from this movie was born...

I think it was probably more fun to make than it is to watch.

No yolk this is cute

Wow RLM really undersold just how baffling this movie is.

The ADR in this movie is wild

3:06 why's he standing between 2 melted toilet plungers 😂

Don’t understand why the filmmakers thought committing sexual assault reflected well upon Dragon Sound, but who am I to judge.

Speaking of godawful werewolf movies--Howling: New Moon Rising is "finally" out on streaming platforms and getting official distribution. I say "finally," because as a kid I memorized the longest, stupidest scenes and would verbally re-enact them to people at length and nobody ever believed I wasn't exaggerating or elongating the the murky, barely-lit ten-minute continuous sequence where murky person A walks slowly across a murky motel parking lot to ask murky person B where some guy is, then murky person B walks slowly over murky person C to ask where the guy is, murky person C tells murky person B the guy's in the garage, then murky person B walks slowly all the way back to murky person A and tells them the guy's in the garage, then murky person A walks all the way over to the garage and says Hi to the guy who then says hi back. It's like the opening to Touch of Evil if it was directed by a Benadryl overdose.

I love vampires lol 😂😅⚰️🦇🧛🏻‍♂️🖤

22:42 You're welcome.

Anyone notice the cover version of Photograph by Flock of Seagulls in the photo studio scenes?

This movie is so fucking awesome.

this kid was tripping on his cough syrup the whole time

ha, I had the CD that had that cat sound effect...I always thought the cat was saying "wellll robin"

I saw the version with Jack and Beanstalk 😂 bizarre and I LOVE IT.

20:50 break out the piano wire and get medieval on your ass😂

One of their more "creepy" ones for sure!

3:24 he turned into El Santo 😂

Hey guys-- have u ever considered riffing the horrid 80s film "Body Rock", featuring LORENZO LAMAS ATTEMPTING TO RAP / BREAKDANCE???😳 It's so worthy.. 😂

You could have pointed out that viewers should Lycan subscribe to your channel.

Chili Pepper losses, bruises, and kinetic weapon wounds are the best!

Chica handles finding out the local bar has been serving her dad for dinner fairly well, I must say. 😂😂😂

Best call to action ever. It was mmm tender

This movie is Rollergator level bad.

"let me smoke my pipe in peace or Ill squeeze you to death" has been my life-long motto

Ah a simpler time, when “drunk” was a reliable comedy trope suitable for all ages.

I love this movie so much I actually dress like the master complete with Torgo’s staff at local conventions in Minneapolis.

Bold choice to film the movie on Sega-CD.

They say they're at their wits end... well, that does explain a lot about the quality of the film. Hard to do anything good when you're at your wits end.

"Sorry abut my aspect ratio." had me in stitches.

0:14 That looks less like a sunrise, and more like footage of an atomic test at distance and in slow motion.

I'm having a hard time telling the difference between the riff and the actual dialog...

I like that the kids must cross through a scrapyard to meet Santa.

Oh Mary Jo don't be so common 😂

Neil Breen makes fun of this movie.

“Red moon! Red moon!”

“Whose bike is this doc?” “It’s not a bike, it’s a chopper.” “Whose chopper is this?” “My patient, Zev.” “Where’s Zev, doc?” “Zev’s dead babe. Zev’s dead.” “Oh doc, again?! Well guess I should start packing!”

Wait, the Amish are lycan too?! Well, that explains the beards!

37:35 “Maybe dad can operate on me?” “No son, he will kill you!”

How did you get up here?” “Are you a talking squirrel??” Literally lol’d at 4 AM

24:20 “You outsiders - come to our town, eat our food, then always try to kill us.” Oh, so they’ve heard of the new doctor!

14:00 “If only there was a bed around…”. Yes, they left his bedroom bc she was bored, then she jumped him at the cemetery. I know it’s bc she’s a lycan and wanted the moonlight, but he doesn’t know that. Also, 14:15 “Daylight shot as night.” Classic. Yeah, it’s tough to get lighting outdoors at night to film - easier to just shoot in daylight and “fix it in post”.

Glad Rifftrax is back. Not so happy to see this, though. The riffs just can't manage to make an offensively awful movie less bad this time. Most movies that they riff have some appeal on their own, some redeeming quality, but there is just nothing here at all. This is execrable.

10:35 nothing to say about that mustache boys?