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Riley Mau Gets His Second Kiss... and his Date Stolen

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Excerpt from This Past Weekend #482 "Magnet Love"
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@jayp9624 6 месяцев назад

*Riley talking about having a horrible time* Theo: “Hurry it up” 😂😂

@jordanwilson8277 6 месяцев назад

Lol love theo but he can be a dick.. especially to riley

@HartJon282 6 месяцев назад

@@jordanwilson8277nah i think he just realized he was pandering on the story and doesn't exactly have the best way with words as you can tell

@sltho 6 месяцев назад

Took him 3:50 to turn lololol

@pussylips82 6 месяцев назад

@@jordanwilson8277 He’s done with him after that story. It was beyond pitiful. God bless that boy 😂

@jpk9902 6 месяцев назад

He deserves it. Wasted a golden opportunity that many people would kill to have. Treating a job working for a successful comedian like it's a busboy job at Denny's. Just lazy@@jordanwilson8277

@christophernoble76 6 месяцев назад

riley coming out of his shell, he spoke a couple full sentences today

@BattleBro77 6 месяцев назад

He's a changed man

@adamdrakestudio 6 месяцев назад

Amazing to see.

@demurph 6 месяцев назад

2nd kiss will do it

@climatixseuche 6 месяцев назад

and Theo is like "Hurry it up" xD

@rich8307 6 месяцев назад

few more years and he might go for a full paragraph.

@matthewhomesley5230 6 месяцев назад

I love how Riley just sits there straight face when Theo is spitting some wild lines 😂

@bradenwuesthoff5639 6 месяцев назад

I know bro 😂😂 If I was Riley I would be dying laughing when Theo said he’s going to make an aquarium

@TheSwitchedConservative 6 месяцев назад

I’m saying! I don’t know how he does it lol

@Jilbr 6 месяцев назад

He’s definitely got abit of the tism

@BigKO89 6 месяцев назад

Did he say burp that sweat whistle 😭

@TheThriftShopSampler 6 месяцев назад

Riley is a gentlemen and an alpha male for Christ. Respect

@GartB 6 месяцев назад

He’s genuinely going to make his future wife incredible happy. I know his awkwardness is working against him right now but he’s gonna find the right lady and they’re gonna kill it.

@Gary_Winthorpe 6 месяцев назад

He’s not an alpha at all 😂

@GartB 6 месяцев назад

@@Gary_Winthorpe Riley is: 1. A man after Gods own heart 2. Lives a pure lifestyle 3. Will be a loving husband who provides for his wife 4. Is composed and articulate Sounds like an alpha

@Gary_Winthorpe 6 месяцев назад

@@GartB that’s not what alpha means at all 😂

@GartB 6 месяцев назад

@@Gary_Winthorpe Then you explain what it is

@p-mac5969 6 месяцев назад

If shes willing to switch things up that fast, she doesn’t belong in your life. Dodged a bullet without even knowing it.

@M1911pap 6 месяцев назад

Hes looking for a wife, shes looking for a fuck. She just wants to have fun, not that serious bruv

@ComeAlongKay 6 месяцев назад

Yeah she’s a modern woman. They have no ethics integrity or true morality it’s all selfish agenda and warped gender and woke ideology.

@ComeAlongKay 6 месяцев назад

I’m more shocked when a hear of women not doing that and just being normal.

@TtotheCizzel 6 месяцев назад

most women wouldn't do that. She's clearly a cunt@@ComeAlongKay

@RandomRabbit007 6 месяцев назад

Not at all. She dodged him. Dude is a weak passive beta-male. No woman wants that

@JS-qz9cc 6 месяцев назад

“You’ve still never burped that sweat whistle have you daddy?” “I have not” completely deadpan Only Theo 😂

@coffeeandtrance 6 месяцев назад

theo could have said literally any phrase and riley would have (correctly) assumed he was referring to sex

@eall5630 6 месяцев назад

Masturbating not sex@@coffeeandtrance

@surfin90 6 месяцев назад

He’s talking bout busting a nut lol Riley never even ejaculated before bro 😂😂

@gavinactivateja3869 6 месяцев назад

sweat whistle lol

@michaelhart2715 6 месяцев назад

Jesus lol

@joshcgavin1 6 месяцев назад

The Riley mau sexcapade updates are always the best segment.

@DarrenMichaelMusic 6 месяцев назад

"Let me just slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic" 🤣

@user-gq4qf4tu6j 6 месяцев назад

😅😅😅😅😅

@meesh1002 6 месяцев назад

I lol’d at that part

@cyancarpool 6 месяцев назад

how does riley not laugh, it’s like theo lobotomized his capability to laugh

@williamcarnero9595 6 месяцев назад

He has to hate theos humor to manage to not laugh at his shit ever

@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat 6 месяцев назад

I think he’s acoustic

@kyle896 6 месяцев назад

Bc he’s boring af, that’s why he got his seat taken.

@cyancarpool 6 месяцев назад

@@kyle896 we all disagree w u bub

@ashleybanks-wm4cg 6 месяцев назад

This is Theos apprentice He's training to be as funny as Theo one day

@rextyrannos4517 6 месяцев назад

dude taking the seat back is a pure power move. alpha riley

@jonXler 6 месяцев назад

Not if you imagine how Riley would do it lmao sitting across the room staring angrily for ten mins then as soon as the guy moves sneakily take it back lmao alpha would be "Hey how about you get out of my seat"

@daddyjub2038 Месяц назад

Gotta watch the quiet ones, riley might seem a pushover but he went on to shed blood in the chair battle. Love his appearances every time riley is the man

@matthewbrown5442 6 месяцев назад

We need a Theo & Riley buddy cop / roadtrip movie 🤣

@erlend1587 6 месяцев назад

Directed by Louis C.K.

@Azot333 6 месяцев назад

And Tim Dillon is the sergeant or bus driver

@ragnarlothbrok938 6 месяцев назад

With Bobby Lee as a gay hitchhiker they pick up.

@gotusgotus 6 месяцев назад

@@ragnarlothbrok938With Bobby Lee and Neil Patrick Harris looking for white Castle after Riley hooks up 🤣

@paisano777 6 месяцев назад

Theo is so pumped for Riley 😂😂

@raycongfs 6 месяцев назад

Lol living vicariously thru him cause hes too busy bangin his head in his honda and he got blockers on his phone lol

@TG3XTREME 6 месяцев назад

Riley seems like he's gotten more comfortable in general. Character Development

@millionenabonenntenohnevideo 6 месяцев назад

thats benefit number 34 of NoFap

@ashleybanks-wm4cg 6 месяцев назад

Because of Theo

@HeartlessWon506 6 месяцев назад

This felt like Theo was on a strong micro dose of mushrooms… he was dropping so many gems.

@yulurkinbrah 6 месяцев назад

strong micro dose is an oxymoron

@Rodrigo-tk2fm 6 месяцев назад

He was peak level flow state

@HeartlessWon506 6 месяцев назад

@@yulurkinbrah Oxymoron- a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction … *A “big micro” dose would’ve been an oxymoron, but a strong one is not.* 🫵🏾🤡

@abelw147 6 месяцев назад

I think it might've been his favorite strain of weed

@peterkovach8655 6 месяцев назад

Nerd!@@HeartlessWon506

@tebonete 6 месяцев назад

Riley is the man love how honest he is

@nicole866 6 месяцев назад

“More darker”…. 😭You can say black Riley, it’s okay

@marcoperez5592 6 месяцев назад

I thought the exact same thing 🤣

@user-el9yg8yu6i 6 месяцев назад

Is it ok tho

@BigKO89 6 месяцев назад

I had a perfect feeling that was what he was about to say 😭 buddy got robbed by one of them brothas

@kyle896 6 месяцев назад

@@BigKO89one of those urban guys

@Metallute 5 месяцев назад

It, sadly, absolutely isn't. Not in a podcast that's gonna be heard by Lord-knows-how-many-people. My man dodged a bullet anyway. Gang.

@Avgytbwatcher1765 6 месяцев назад

“MY GOD” “I can rent you out to a couple holly wood executives rnnn” 😂😂😂

@raycongfs 6 месяцев назад

As bobby lee would say.." outta pocket" lol

@yeserakkad1822 6 месяцев назад

Getting dark in here 😂😂😂

@maizegod6840 6 месяцев назад

“Did you uhhh burp that sweat whistle yet daddy?” Funniest shit ever

@fsttag1 6 месяцев назад

Didn’t think Riley would last this long tbh

@wronggg 6 месяцев назад

He's unjackable.

@fsttag1 6 месяцев назад

@@wronggg unfuckwithable

@jimsonjohnson3761 6 месяцев назад

The autism is strong with this one

@stefbruins7411 6 месяцев назад

@@fsttag1 hahaha

@demurph 6 месяцев назад

@@wronggg😂😂😂😂😂

@jhandle900 6 месяцев назад

When Theo puts on the Ray Charles glasses, you know it's gonna be great 😂

@YRKSTX 6 месяцев назад

“At least 17 of that has to be pure, Grade A Maple semen” 😭

@gotusgotus 6 месяцев назад

Fucking Theo lmao!

@dashingdreww1185 6 месяцев назад

Theo saying hurry it up was funny af 😂😂😂

@x6blood1hound4x4 6 месяцев назад

After stopping him every 3 words and going in tangents lmao I was Ctfu

@GaryLee123 6 месяцев назад

This is better than any written comedy could be 😂

@timj4601 6 месяцев назад

love how empathetic and interested theo is in Riley Mau's experience

@CreapingDeth 6 месяцев назад

"I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood execs right now” lol 5:22

@modelomacy516 6 месяцев назад

Riley is a champion 🏆

@scrock8621 6 месяцев назад

I almost clapped when he said Maple Seaman… Theo’s word play is awesome

@jonathanfletcher97 6 месяцев назад

Lesson learned brotha. Do NOT get up on the bathroom if the wolves are circling the wagon.

@joshcgavin1 6 месяцев назад

I feel like when Riley mau finally bust the fucking worlds gonna end

@joehayes5442 5 месяцев назад

Riley Mau is Theo’s Jordan Schlansky. Perfect comedic relationship

@Johnnyappl3seed63 6 месяцев назад

This cleansed my soul baby gang gang

@Johnryan78045 6 месяцев назад

I’ll second this

@J3R3MI6 6 месяцев назад

“Burp that little diving board in the back of a Limousine” ⚰️

@jackbritain9700 6 месяцев назад

Screaming at this 😂

@6jackson650 6 месяцев назад

😭”you blasted that corn stock yet?” something a louisiana dad would ask

@Dwrek2 6 месяцев назад

"Burped that sweat whistle "

@kieran5302 6 месяцев назад

Stalk*

@6jackson650 6 месяцев назад

@@kieran5302 thank u bro

@MoneyHungryENT817 6 месяцев назад

Damn that Honda civic line hurt my heart lmao 🤣

@kp4265 6 месяцев назад

The unbustable

@ashleyxrose 6 месяцев назад

Hahaha unsinkable Molly Brown, unbustable Riley Mao

@millionenabonenntenohnevideo 6 месяцев назад

saying mouth cock to a tongue is soooo theo. made my day.

@mikestaub 6 месяцев назад

Riley has king energy.

@ColinTaylor-sj7ti 6 месяцев назад

Yep, strong Christian morals. He seems like he has a great future.

@jasonolinger7585 6 месяцев назад

Yea, western women call it boring, they would prefer a drug dealer who has no respect for them.

@melgbs11 6 месяцев назад

„MOUTHCOCK“ - Theo Von, 2024

@coffeeandtrance 6 месяцев назад

the arc of riley mau is better than most movies these days

@ashleybanks-wm4cg 6 месяцев назад

It would be a awesome Teen drama The adventures of Riley Mau😂

@Hcvr7256 6 месяцев назад

More darker 😂

@BNG1Fdarest 6 месяцев назад

"she came down to me"... Theo "ahhh a feminist"..!!! ROFL

@stefbruins7411 6 месяцев назад

I laughed so hard

@simianec4507 5 месяцев назад

thats not the line

@takalani3367 6 месяцев назад

Uncle Theo is a such a hypeman for young Riley

@iy4d 6 месяцев назад

Theo is a fire hypeman ngl

@dnavarro972 6 месяцев назад

We need more Riley Mau

@manofSPACE_ 6 месяцев назад

5:30 i love how he’s just looking around the room like theos not saying the most insane shit about him being an executives nut dispenser 😂😂

@tekit97 6 месяцев назад

This was gold😂 and Riley you have some balls man! And the beard looks good on you!

@AJ-das 6 месяцев назад

Yes balls, filled more than any balls on this planet

@gmontano5454 6 месяцев назад

That sweat whistle 😂😂😂

@KewlCali420 6 месяцев назад

Aquariummmmm

@Avgytbwatcher1765 6 месяцев назад

“Let me just go back and slam my head in the car door of my Honda civic…that’s how much I’m worth” lmao I’ve had those moments too.

@gammadodeka 6 месяцев назад

”Did you play any music on your phone?” Hahaha Theo I love you

@Joann-ml6909 6 месяцев назад

Riley - “ no actually she came down to me a little bit” Theo- “hell ya feminism!” 😂

@inspaceinyourface 6 месяцев назад

My food was about to come out my nose when Theo said “I dunno if I believe that.” After Riley said his weight

@AJ-das 6 месяцев назад

My favorite part of this whole thing 😂😂😂😂

@ShroomyD 6 месяцев назад

How is Theo supporting and roasting at the same time 😂

@mzmoss0314 Месяц назад

Theo always asks the best follow up questions 😭😭

@_boof 6 месяцев назад

Riley’s blank stare at Theo just going off is great.

@DadinWA 6 месяцев назад

Theo trying to get the details on the 2nd kiss..lmao..killing me!

@Ian-hd3od 6 месяцев назад

Theo knows a thing or two about stolen dates

@elodie_your_nice_friend 6 месяцев назад

Your content is fresh, keep it going!

@gotusgotus 6 месяцев назад

Idk how Riley doesnt laugh when Theo says all these lines. I would be bursting with laughter!! 😂 😂

@dano8335 6 месяцев назад

Theo really loves torturing himself. The only time he visably gets frustrated is talking to Riley lmao

@godsglizzy2232 6 месяцев назад

"burped that sweat whistle" 😂😂😂

@somethingginterestingg4275 6 месяцев назад

"A white guy" "No" "WOWWWW"

@GARR255 3 месяца назад

I could rent you out to a couple Hollywood executive right now LMAOOO

@mikemurray5820 6 месяцев назад

This is my favorite bit ever and it’s not even a bit 😂😂😂

@dogbarkhollow 6 месяцев назад

2:58 we have a fuckin beetle joining the party on Riley’s mic

@celestialfiend7911 6 месяцев назад

How... how did you spot that lmfao Left side of mic stand for anyone else Mad respect for seeing that 👊🏼

@chickentoucher55 6 месяцев назад

Damn bruh

@ash2861 6 месяцев назад

💀💀💀

@billiemack64 6 месяцев назад

“Burped that sweat whistle” is hilarious 😂

@ridemnt 6 месяцев назад

at least 17 of that is pure grade a maple

@Raheem0177 6 месяцев назад

Treasure chest of one liners from Theo here 😂

@nateone6632 6 месяцев назад

Been wondering about him once or twice lately. Like a whole character development. Riley you actually talked like a semi normal person with sentences! Rooting for you bro

@TheFartofGod 6 месяцев назад

"That's normal dude, going to make toilet? That's normal." Haha

@ancientcall7737 6 месяцев назад

Man those two are so funny together.. When Theo was making that aquarium / Hollywood producer comparison and he just nodded like it is a totally normal thing in a conversation 😂😂

@Jhanna111 6 месяцев назад

Give me that Korean Kim-chi, Ninja style 🥷 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️👏🏻🌎😂

@nlmnyc 6 месяцев назад

Damn! A current Riley Mau clip. Ya’ll are the greatest comedy duo since Hope and Crosby.

@rustincole_w1339 6 месяцев назад

"So ya still have never burped that sweat whistle have ya daddy?"

@raycongfs 6 месяцев назад

Its like out of context he makes no sense but in context its the most creative metaphors you've ever heard lol

@kevinnix5495 6 месяцев назад

"Burped that sweat whistle" 😂

@jetlife2thenextlife371 6 месяцев назад

I had every reaction Theo did listening to it lol

@dianeb.4782 6 месяцев назад

Love Riley & wish him the best 🎉

@J3R3MI6 6 месяцев назад

If Howard Stern’s son smoked glue… daily.

@skysav100 6 месяцев назад

Theo smacked the mic away so upset🤣

@louismaiden8360 6 месяцев назад

NEED MORE RILEY AND THEO

@hairiseverything 6 месяцев назад

"FUCK YEAH BROTHER! That's what I'm talkin' about, fuckin' ASIANS GETTIN' THAT SHIT!" the fact that Riley is still employed willingly makes him my favorite person alive

@dirkjewitt5037 6 месяцев назад

For all the victories, there are still, many lost battles.

@Tarantino111 6 месяцев назад

Riley laugh more bro you're sitting right in front of the funniest man alive.

@jas9239 6 месяцев назад

Congrats to theos sister for getting her final nurse GED

@bradfaulkner6013 6 месяцев назад

Theo needs to be there on Rileys date giving a play by play commentary.

@jpk9902 6 месяцев назад

Riley should have told the guy "I could survive prison, you know"

@CezaMVO 6 месяцев назад

I truly believe in destiny, we are meant to meet certain people in life, because theo and riley are such polar opposites yet they are perfect together

@raycongfs 6 месяцев назад

Undynamic duo some would say lol you right