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Rings of Power Review Episode 4 - It Gets WORSE! 

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Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power episode 4 review breakdown where Galadriel takes control of Númenor. Is Rings of Power worth watching on Amazon Prime video? Halbrand gives Galadriel suspicious advice and Arondir escapes Adar and the Orcs. But LOTR: Rings of Power skips the hobbits this episode, hopefully, to get a much more in-depth plot. Did they succeed in advancing against Sauron's mission to create the Rings of Power?
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@disparutoo
@disparutoo Год назад
Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power episode 4, the show that seemed so long it actually managed to beat She-Hulk going shopping for a suit. How is that even possible?! This review almost broke me, something that has not happened since Wheel of Time episode 7 but I think you can witness my decline by the end lmao. But what did you think of the show or the parts you saw in the review? Let me know your thoughts down below and as always, thanks for watching :)
@jessie6600
@jessie6600 Год назад
Love ya bro!! Thanks for the hard work!!😊
@johnstrawb3521
@johnstrawb3521 Год назад
Friend, how you maintain the energy to cover this shite is one of the eternal mysteries. RoP is HORRIBLE, and not in any sort of fun or jaw-droppingly insane way, such as was the case with Halo in e1 and its routine denial of physics whenever the script writer thought she could jolt you.
@tobiwonkanogy2975
@tobiwonkanogy2975 Год назад
you jinxed us for next episode fam ,no harfoots(obligatory Irish pronunciation) this week but next week it'll be harfoot heavy . XD Your explanation is excellent of why the tempest line feels so juxtaposed when queen is trying to understand and Galadriel just shouts like a child. "I have a tempest in me"
@toothgrinder2760
@toothgrinder2760 Год назад
The actress playing Tarmariel played Crixus’ girlfriend in Spartacus season 2. Needless to say she was absolutely awful in that as well.
@jennyjustjenny7634
@jennyjustjenny7634 Год назад
Two words: Boring abomination.
@berserkasaurusrex4233
@berserkasaurusrex4233 Год назад
“Quit comparing me to a horse!” demands immortal who lives in a world where horses are beloved, are characters in their own right, and can be borderline sentient.
@random.3665
@random.3665 Год назад
Says also the immortal who literally threatened a mortals life because he "apparently didnt know who he was talking too". Seriously, comparing someone to a horse (not even in a derogitory way, just figuratively), or THREATENING TO KILL SOMEONE over the fact that someone disrespects you (who kinda has good reason to disrespect you too: You ARE a prisoner after all), which one should be considered the bigger insult? The entitlement on display there is just stunning.
@Schimml0rd
@Schimml0rd Год назад
@@random.3665 its very telling that this new woke sees complete psychopaths, demeaning behaviour and manipulative powertripping as strength and independence and desireable :DD
@ProjectRedfoot
@ProjectRedfoot 2 месяца назад
How about a cow? Lol
@peterbereczki4147
@peterbereczki4147 Год назад
At this point, I want Sauron to win in this fanfiction...
@admontblanc
@admontblanc Год назад
Spoiler Alert: he does, the island gets destroyed and swallowed by a tidal wave thanks to him
@peterbereczki4147
@peterbereczki4147 Год назад
@@admontblanc well, technically you are right, but I meant in the whole of the story (fanfiction). enslave the many peoples of Arda and fuck the Valar n'shit.
@grassblock7668
@grassblock7668 Год назад
@@admontblanc Yeah, in the books. We can't know who sinks Numenor in this show, nor why will they do it, nor who's indirect fault it is, nor when it will happen, since this show can't take stuff directy from the books, and even if it could, it probably wouldn't because the showrunners are too narcissistic and are convinced they will do a better job than JRR Tolkien. In the books Numenor was sank by Eru Iluvatar because Sauron outplayed the Numenoreans and convinced them to go attack Valinor and sacrifice their children to Morgoth (Numenor had weary of producing braincells during Pharazon's rule, therefore that happened).
@Ryan-vl2nn
@Ryan-vl2nn Год назад
So the Orcs have reverence for and give burials for their dead? Yet the Harfoots just straight up leave their weakest to die alone on the trail?
@APsychicMonkey
@APsychicMonkey Год назад
Sauron- er I mean Halbrand- is the only one who calls Cowladriel on her bull, too. Sauron is clearly the good guy, I'm rooting for him!
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir Год назад
IMO the "writers" are trying to make Sauron and Orcs the heroes.
@sr2340
@sr2340 Год назад
@@Lonovavir that’s typical of marxists to flip heroism on its head.
@fiddledotgoth
@fiddledotgoth Год назад
Orc lives matter...
@76not84
@76not84 Год назад
@@Lonovavir The real hero of this story is the EMP that erases it from existence.
@Pigiii
@Pigiii Год назад
The "Elf" that provokes the destruction of Numenor is Sauron. Not Galadriel, she never even saw Numenor. Oh, and the destruction of the island happened 2000 years after the forge of the rings of power... Yeah, they've put "Cleopatra and Steve Jobs" in the same timeline in the series.
@Schimml0rd
@Schimml0rd Год назад
lul
@waylander9265
@waylander9265 Год назад
The fall of Numenor deals with the theme of mortality and humanity’s desire to overcome it. We see this in the Numenoreans rejection of the Valar and envy of the elves. It is a key theme of the epic of Gilgamesh, so it’s safe to say it’s pretty timeless. Amazon, in their infinite arrogance, have decided that any mention of the Valar should be avoided on pain of death and the Numenoreans envy of the elves should instead be turned into modern day xenophobia. They have taken a timeless story and turned it into a modern day, American, political issue. This show is cultural vandalism
@jayjordan7104
@jayjordan7104 Год назад
So, the Producers against the Patriarchy took Tolkien's vision of Numenorean pride in the face of death of suffering ..Mythic, Homeric, Shakespearean...and changed them into MAGA Numenoreans to score a political gotcha point?
@carrickmchwain2296
@carrickmchwain2296 Год назад
It's either infinite arrogance or infinite ignorance. I highly doubt they even read the original source.
@papalaz4444244
@papalaz4444244 Год назад
@mordor1779
@mordor1779 Год назад
I used to watch this show to laugh about how bad it was for the first couple of episodes but watching this episode honestly made me really depressed. I mean it's not an adaptation of some random fantasy books, it's Tolkien, it's so sad to see such a fantastic fantasy universe that he literally spent his life creating being turned into some political propaganda garbage about things like immigration. First it was movies, now TV shows and video games, soon there won't be a single thing we do to entertain ourselves and think about something else that won't be full of political garbage and messages about our modern society
@JordanS215
@JordanS215 Год назад
Well put
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir Год назад
For an elf thousands of years old Galadriel has fewer social skills than a 17 year old playing DnD for the first time.
@M4ruta
@M4ruta 4 месяца назад
Yeah, but you got to remember that you... haven't seen... what _she has seen!_
@sonofedis
@sonofedis Год назад
This series actually adds depth to sauron's character in the peter jackson trilogy, we now fully understand why he's hellbent on destroying middle earth
@5280climber
@5280climber Год назад
Hahaha Yes at this point I'm rooting for the bad guys to win and wipe all these horrible actors off the face of Middle Earth 😄
@JohnWill86
@JohnWill86 Год назад
😅😅😅 totally relate to Sauron now
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir Год назад
# Sauron did nothing wrong
@icehound85
@icehound85 Год назад
yea except those of us who actually read Tolkien's work have known that since we were like 10 years old 😂
@pablito4762
@pablito4762 Год назад
Sauron got a free pass to destroy Numenor as long as these dumb people will die off xD I hope he will destroy the asocial Harfoots too.
@dflayne
@dflayne Год назад
How did the writers miss the most obvious line ever? As Queen Miriel stands there holding another woman's baby in her hands watching the tsunami racing to destroy Númenor, shouldn't she have said, "The sea is always right!"?
@bridgetsilver7332
@bridgetsilver7332 Год назад
I did hear that line in my head as the wave crashed down on her and the child she snatched. 😄😄
@CD-Gaming
@CD-Gaming 4 месяца назад
THAT is why they never hired YOU to write for this show!
@corporatebillionaire824
@corporatebillionaire824 Год назад
The scene where the little mermaid screamed "black lives matter" and set Middle Earth on fire.... That made me cry.
@Witchyrose2349
@Witchyrose2349 Год назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@Fauxchem
@Fauxchem Год назад
Powerful, bold and brave
@Fauxchem
@Fauxchem Год назад
I'm still crying.
@davfree9732
@davfree9732 Год назад
Oh, and when JJ Abrams popped up in a cameo and said, “ring making is like poetry…. It rhymes and we put the final rhyme in a mystery box so the kings want to find out what’s inside…” And then that moment where Sauron gave him 30 pieces of silver… Never saw that coming!
@markthomson1816
@markthomson1816 Год назад
Feel like that's something the new little mermaid would say tbh
@Braintoast93
@Braintoast93 Год назад
"Elrond, did you put your name into the goblet of fire?", Galadriel asked calmly.
@sacrebleuthedeadlypokeofzo8566
I know Pharazon is meant to be "Numenorean Man Bad" but his ability to spontaneously generate keg parties out of nowhere qualifies him to be king in my book!
@florinho1291
@florinho1291 Год назад
Galadriel is so angry all the time, what were they thinking with this, no one could ever get behind a character like her, shes angry and aggressive and whenever she doesn't get her way she insults and ridicules those that she seeks help from. Truly exceptional. Imagine watching that character for 8 seasons, as a 1000+ year old elf she isnt going to do much changing either.
@tyrroo
@tyrroo Год назад
The queen of Numenor is just angry and bitchy looking the whole time too, I literally hate looking at her. There's a difference between being serious and having Resting Bitch Face, wtf
@PixelBricksel
@PixelBricksel Год назад
That's modern female empowerment for you. So brave so strong 👏
@chamako9
@chamako9 Год назад
Man, when they put galadriel in jail i started clapping no joke hahaha
@strahaironscale571
@strahaironscale571 Год назад
she act like proper modern wahman
@Sutatu
@Sutatu Год назад
Galadriel is close to 2000 yo at the very first year of SA. Or 20,000 yo if you take the later version by Tolkien of 1 Valian year = 144 Solar year.
@jerichotrumpet4933
@jerichotrumpet4933 Год назад
I loved the scene where Karen literally asked to speak to the manager of Númenor.
@Gruntled2001
@Gruntled2001 Год назад
A largely overlooked, recurring theme of these series.
@bhec7715
@bhec7715 Год назад
Insert, “It’s funny cause it’s true” gif
@imma5761
@imma5761 Год назад
Its not the elf that will destroy Numenor, it is Karen.
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc Год назад
Episode 1 she demands to speak to the manager of the elves. Episode 2 she demands to speak to the manager of the raft. Episode 3 she demands to speak to the manager of Numenor. Episode 4 she demands to speak to that manager's manager.
@insertclevernamehere1186
@insertclevernamehere1186 Год назад
@@HerculesBallsInc episode 5 she demands to speak to the manager of the army (and be promoted to general)
@jspthesecond0723
@jspthesecond0723 Год назад
Elrond has super sonar hearing and super eyesight to eavesdrop while standing beside a waterfall but soldier elves cant see an entire forest be torn down from a watch tower. We see Galdriel, on screen, warrior princess her way through several soldiers who were otherwise surrounding her. Then, the camera goes off her briefly, the camera returns to her and all the soldiers are lined up perfectly like ducks in a row running into the cell. Where the hell did Arondir get a bow, arrows, and an elf blade? Why would dark elf guy give his weapons back that would result in more orcs being killed, which we just saw him crying over a few scenes before? Lore inconsistency aside, this show is written by children and I feel like I am taking crazy pills.
@arthurballs9632
@arthurballs9632 Год назад
The Galadriel locking up the guards was laughable. I immediately hit the back 10 seconds to see if I'd missed how she'd done it. But as you said, they bottled it. So lazy.
@toddtaylor6506
@toddtaylor6506 Год назад
@@arthurballs9632 She just shoved them in like they were toddlers .... so epic.
@theMyouknow
@theMyouknow Год назад
@@toddtaylor6506 They forgot to add the Benny Hill music.
@Gunn27
@Gunn27 Год назад
I also love how none of the soldiers make any noise whatsover. You know, like, to maybe alert some guards outside that a psycho elf on her period is on the rampage? So revolutionary, so brave, such courage.
@lilguyy72
@lilguyy72 Год назад
Aren't Numerians the best warriors in middle earth and stand at least at 6'+ in height?
@Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1
@Ah1My-Spinach-Puffs1 Год назад
Isildurs sister is actually my favorite character because no matter what happens in the show we can always rely on her to be staring out into the audience looking just as confused as we are. 👀
@bigl9478
@bigl9478 Год назад
What about the part when Sauron says “Give them a means of mastering it [their fear] so you can master them”... Gee I wonder what he’s foreshadowing 😂😂😂
@htetaung7652
@htetaung7652 Год назад
Tolkien was a master linguist and it is tough for anyone with decent brains to imitate his writings let alone these clowns from Amazon. Ten-years old can write better than them ffs. Just take a look at these dialogue comparisons: "The world is indeed full of peril and in it there are many dark places" vs "The skies are strange". "Get thee gone, and take thy due place" vs "You have not seen what I have seen". "It is said by the Eldar that in water there lives yet the echo of the Music of the Ainur more than in any substance that is in this Earth; and many of the Children of Ilúvatar hearken still unsated to the voices of the Sea, and yet know not for what they listen" vs "The sea is always right". Jeez……. Not even close Amazon. Get Rekt!
@skychieftain
@skychieftain Год назад
I don't think you used good examples. The first and third ones are pretty vague as compared to the show dialogue.
@jkdbuck7670
@jkdbuck7670 Год назад
Hey now. Don't be impugning clowns by comparing them to the show writers. (😉)
@rhuiden4086
@rhuiden4086 Год назад
Tolkien was a Professor of English in Oxford University for a reason. They had high standards in those days.
@lazyman7505
@lazyman7505 Год назад
@@rhuiden4086 I remember reading somewhere about a professor from British (I think?) university trying to pass the entry exam for the very same university from 100 years ago. And he failed. So he asked his colleagues and they all also failed.
@fantasywind3923
@fantasywind3923 Год назад
The dialogues in the show are ATROCIOUSLY bad in comparison, most of the time they don't even make any sense, the characters talking are spewing nonsense (prime example Finrod's weird rock and boat in the prologue!), take any piece of actual dialogues between characters from Tolkien, and one will see that it's not only high souding, epic, but also has deeper meanings, important lessons, hell Tolkien came up with the whole proverbs and sayings of the peoples in Middle-earth!! "Yet oft in lies truth is hidden" "It's an ill wind as blows nobody any good ..." "And All's well as ends Better!" "The wolf that one hears is worse than the orc that one fears." "But where the warg howls, there also the orc prowls." "He can see through a brick wall in time (as they say in Bree)" Even Orcs get one :). "Where there's a whip, there's a will" But actual dialogues of in one case a monologue of sorts are really something else: "And Amandil, becoming aware of the purposes of the King, was dismayed and filled with a great dread, for he knew that Men could not vanquish the Valar in war, and that ruin must come upon the world, if this war were not stayed. Therefore he called his son, Elendil, and he said to him: 'The days are dark, and there is no hope for Men, for the Faithful are few. Therefore I am minded to try that counsel which our forefather Eärendil took of old, to sail into the West, be there ban or no, and to speak to the Valar, even to Manwë himself, if may be, and beseech his aid ere all is lost.' 'Would you then betray the King?' said Elendil. 'For you know well the charge that they make against us, that we are traitors and spies, and that until this day it has been false.' 'If I thought that Manwë needed such a messenger,' said Amandil, I would betray the King. For there is but one loyalty from which no man can be absolved in heart for any cause. But it is for mercy upon Men and their deliverance from Sauron the Deceiver that I would plead, since some at least have remained faithful. And as for the Ban, I will suffer in myself the penalty, lest all my people should become guilty.' 'But what think you, my father, is like to befall those of your house whom you leave behind, when your deed becomes known?' 'It must not become known,' said Amandil. 'I will prepare my going in secret, and I will set sail into the east, whither daily the ships depart from our havens; and thereafter, as wind and chance may allow, I will go about, through south or north, back into the west, and seek what I may find. But for you and your folk, my son, I counsel that you should prepare yourselves other ships, and put aboard all such things as your hearts cannot bear to part with; and when the ships are ready, you should lie in the haven of Rómenna, and give out among men that you purpose, when you see your time, to follow me into the east. Amandil is no longer so dear to our kinsman upon the throne that he will grieve over much, if we seek to depart, for a season or for good. But let it not be seen that you intend to take many men, or he will be troubled, because of the war that he now plots, for which he will need all the force that he may gather. Seek out the Faithful that are known still to be true, and let them join you in secret, if they are willing to go with you, and share in your design.' 'And what shall that design be?' said Elendil. 'To meddle not in the war, and to watch,' answered Amandil. 'Until I return I can say no more. But it is most like that you shall fly from the Land of the Star with no star to guide you; for that land is defiled. Then you shall lose all that you have loved, foretasting death in life, seeking a land of exile elsewhere. But east or west the Valar alone can say.' Then Amandil said farewell to all his household, as one that is about to die. 'For,' said he, 'it may well prove that you will see me never again; and that I shall show you no such sign as Eärendil showed long ago. But hold you ever in readiness, for the end of the world that we have known is now at hand.'" Hell even the simpliest line from appendices THE ONLY spoken line that they have for Second Age material :). "And Sauron lied to the King, declaring that everlasting life would be his who possessed the Undying Lands, and that the Ban was imposed only to prevent the Kings of Men from surpassing the Valar. 'But great Kings take what is their right,' he said. At length Ar-Pharazôn listened to this counsel, for he felt the waning of his days and was besotted by the fear of Death." (Appendix A) It still sounds BETTER than anything written by the show because it's not artificial, the main problem with the writers of the show is that they TRY to sound epic and imitate the Tolkien high style but often just screw up basic logic of the sentence or just make it weird. I am more sad that they will never adapt this piece of speech of Sauron to the elven smiths of Eregion: "Only to Lindon he did not come, for Gil-galad and Elrond doubted him and his fair-seeming, and though they knew not who in truth he was they would not admit him to that land. But elsewhere the Elves received him gladly, and few among them hearkened to the messengers from Lindon bidding them beware; for Sauron took to himself the name of Annatar, the Lord of Gifts, and they had at first much profit from his friendship. And he said to them: "Alas, for the weakness of the great! For a mighty king is Gil-galad, and wise in all lore is Master Elrond, and yet they will not aid me in my labours. Can it be that they do not desire to see other lands become as blissful as their own? But wherefore should Middle-earth remain for ever desolate and dark, whereas the Elves could make it as fair as Eressëa, nay even as Valinor? And since you have not returned thither, as you might, I perceive that you love this Middle-earth, as do I. Is it not then our task to labour together for its enrichment, and for the raising of all the Elven-kindreds that wander here untaught to the height of that power and knowledge which those have who are beyond the Sea?'"
@iemzaf
@iemzaf Год назад
The "make evil relatable" part is so on point. The hack writers nowadays don't understand "good" and are confused as to why the evil things they're doing are labelled evil, so they just can't help themselves from writing evil characters are relatable. Because that's what they would do given the chance
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc Год назад
And, for that matter, all their 'good' characters are generally self-absorbed unempathic monsters who show how 'good' they are by constantly humiliating anyone who gets even slightly in their way. You know... just like villains would do.
@Darkstar_Dayne
@Darkstar_Dayne Год назад
Villains are better than those so-called "Good Guys" cuz atleast they know what to do and what they want in life
@the_absurd_hero
@the_absurd_hero Год назад
My sense is that they were trying to make the evil character redeemable (or “good”) in some ways as a futile attempt at creating moral ambiguity. But since they’re hack writers, they couldn’t pull it off.
@InfiniteMonkeysSA
@InfiniteMonkeysSA Год назад
"They are like this because they do not know good from evil." - Marcus Aurelius
@flaviomonteiro1414
@flaviomonteiro1414 Год назад
"I can fix him!" - That "Super Fan", probably
@JontyLevine
@JontyLevine Год назад
There are a few things you missed in this review, like the reason Elrond was able to get to the hidden room with the mithril was because he heard Durin's children sing a song about exactly how to open it. How exactly he was able to figure out the significance of the lyrics is beyond me. It makes about as much sense as a foreign dignitary visiting the USA and listening to the president's kids sing _Ring Around The Roses_ in the White House garden, and using that to figure out the nuclear codes.
@florinho1291
@florinho1291 Год назад
Galadriel managing to shove four Numenorean guards into her cell (without even using any magic at all, by the look of it) and then make her way to the King's Bedchamber - without being detected by anyone on the way - really was jaw-dropping.
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 Год назад
Writers can’t decide if Galadriel is a warrior or a rogue…
@malphadour
@malphadour Год назад
This was Amazon emulating Leia defeating mercenaries with the use of twigs......
@kilmone
@kilmone Год назад
But not in the right way
@fantasywind3923
@fantasywind3923 Год назад
Nah in that jail scene the guards are just "they don't pay us enough for this shit" and they...gave up :), 'oh no the elf is escaping ahhh yawn, we'll spend nice quiet time in the cell'. It's hilarious how mundane the Numenoreans are in the show though, these men are supposed to be greater than Aragorn on average! They should have great strength, endurance and all that, physically they are on par with the Elves both in terms of height and physical capabilities! :) Indeed her using magic would make way, way WAY more sense, hell there is precedent in the lore, in The Hobbit the Wood Elves used special enchantments, spells that put people TO SLEEP!!!! They could have used this as a sort of callback reference, in any case Galadriel in the show has no any of her canonic powers! Even her innate telpetahic mental powers!!! Which is totally weird, INSANE even, how are they going to explain her becoming a sorceress type...will they go the cliche, oh she received a ring and it's all from that?! Ughh such an oversimplification and dumbing down! "They shouted and called: "Bilbo Baggins! Hobbit! You dratted hobbit! Hi! hobbit, confusticate you, where are you?" and other things of that sort, but there was no answer. They were just giving up hope, when Dori stumbled across him by sheer luck. In the dark he fell over what he thought was a log, and he found it was the hobbit curled up fast asleep. It took a deal of shaking to wake him, and when he was awake he was not pleased at all." ... "They wondered what evil fate had befallen him, magic or dark monsters; and shuddered as they lay lost in the forest. There they dropped off one by one into uncomfortable sleep full of horrible dreams, as evening wore to black night; and there we must leave them for the present, too sick and weary to set guards or to take turns at watching. Thorin had been caught much faster than they had. You remember Bilbo falling like a log into sleep, as he stepped into a circle of light? The next time it had been Thorin who stepped forward, and as the lights went out he fell like a stone enchanted. All the noise of the dwarves lost in the night, their cries as the spiders caught them and bound them, and all the sounds of the battle next day, had passed over him unheard. Then the Wood-elves had come to him, and bound him, and carried him away." ... " Consequently Thorin was angry at their treatment of him, when they took their spell off him and he came to his senses; and also he was determined that no word of gold or jewels should be dragged out of him." The Hobbit If WOOD ELVES could do something like that, why not Galadriel who is one of the most powerful in those types of abilities! :)
@BroadwayRonMexico
@BroadwayRonMexico Год назад
@@clogs4956 She's a modern female protagonist. She's good at everything she tries because...reasons.
@LouLikestowatch
@LouLikestowatch Год назад
Poor Disparu, I feel your pain. I feel my brain cells dying just from seeing some snippets of this show. It's truly an abomination of storytelling. I'm more and more stunned how it was able to be broadcast to the public
@nt13987
@nt13987 Год назад
You deserve a medal for the work you are doing sir.
@fiddledotgoth
@fiddledotgoth Год назад
@@nt13987 I second that...
@76not84
@76not84 Год назад
Honestly, "the RoP reviewer" would be a perfect subject for Mike Rowe.
@majomajo1835
@majomajo1835 Год назад
At this point I am rooting for the great wave.
@scotishpatriot
@scotishpatriot Год назад
To be honest I am rooting for Sauron or better the return of Morgoth …
@astronomicafilms
@astronomicafilms Год назад
To hit California? Yeah, me too.
@melaniephillips4238
@melaniephillips4238 Год назад
Wish it would swallow Galadriel...and Elendil's useless, staring daughter (Why is she even in this?) ...and the writers...and definitely the Har-bits. I asked myself with the last ep "Can it get any worse?" Asked...and answered.
@AP-nj1mr
@AP-nj1mr Год назад
All hail the wave!
@mellasius6240
@mellasius6240 Год назад
Okay..watching this channel and reading the comments, I feel compelled to give the show a second chance (I endured episode 1 and 20 minutes of the second episode, then couldn't stand it anymore), just to watch that wave 😁 and Sauron kicks everybody's ass.
@kidpeligro7878
@kidpeligro7878 Год назад
Adar to Arondir be like: "So this is the last surviving elf who showed great tenacity and killed many of my orcs and my only warg here. LET ME SET HIM FREE to ask his remaining allies to surrender and submit to me. Surely he will not alert his friends instead and probably lead them into raising their defenses with his superior combat skills" Genius!
@TheSuperappelflap
@TheSuperappelflap Год назад
When Galadrrrielle turned dramatically and said to Miriel: "I want to speak to the manager", I sat down in my theater seat, because I had been giving a standing ovation for the past 15 minutes and it was just too overwhelming. Truly, this is one of the shows of this year.
@MrWatchthis2000
@MrWatchthis2000 Год назад
True...I have no more tears of joy left to cry /s
@drbm23
@drbm23 Год назад
That Adar scene with the funeral for the orc was just plain awful. Tolkien described orcs as hating everyone and everything, and hating themselves the most. No elf, no matter how 'dark' they supposedly are would ever show mercy to an orc. They're bitter enemies and have never worked together except for Maeglin at the Fall of Gondolin who was a traitor. Peter Jackson managed to capture this hatred perfectly with a simple funny scene in The Two Towers... "Looks like meats back on the menu boys!" Cannibalism is entirely fitting for orcs. Holding a funeral for one is not. It amazes me how Amazon can consistently screw up every single scene in this show... Even the absolute basics of Tolkiens lore is wrong. It's like the show runners have never even read any of the books. Just jumped straight to the appendices...
@johnstrawb3521
@johnstrawb3521 Год назад
You don't understand: Black elves are superduper compassionate compared with nasties white elvsies.
@Ahduciekwndnbbbsvvvghhhyyyyy
Also how the orc seem to share this human moment with him before he dies. You watch it in disbelief. It’s so unnecessary.
@minatodroger7890
@minatodroger7890 Год назад
They trying to sympathize beings that were made by the ultimate evil to reflected his own corruption. I dont even know why they think that was a good idea.
@niclas0jansson
@niclas0jansson Год назад
At this scene it felt like they still had a little elf soul in them because Sauron made many elf to orcs with dark magic. It's why we see some orcs have elf armor and helmet. But in third age they are more fully upgraded orc and are hatred and forgot what they comes from. I don't defend the shit show but that scene make sense. Adar maybe is a another shape of Sauron? Or only a old lost elf that Sauron use to recruit orcs like a puppet 😅
@joesmutz9287
@joesmutz9287 Год назад
@@niclas0jansson Orcs were made by Morgoth several thousand years before the events of this series They have been orcs for a very long time by this point
@marcmarc1967
@marcmarc1967 Год назад
You can often judge how well a show is directed, by how believable the people in the crowd are acting. It's a small thing on the surface, but it does tell a lot. These Numinor extras got no direction at all (or poor direction). They're mulling around like extras in a rushed episode of Xena or Hercules.
@revolvertaco7493
@revolvertaco7493 Год назад
Xena and hercules had way better writing.
@danifilth70
@danifilth70 Год назад
I am so glad someone else is as bothered by this as me!! Just makes the scene just look like a set and not a real place.
@jaceyking5015
@jaceyking5015 Год назад
Galadriel: "I have touched Palantirs before." Miriel: _"You have not touched what I have touched."_
@insertclevernamehere1186
@insertclevernamehere1186 Год назад
"Why do you want to make evil relatable?" Simple, the showrunners want us to relate to them.
@Trazynn
@Trazynn Год назад
Did you know the guy who was supposed to make a Conan the Barbarian GoT-style show for Amazon got fired because the show wasn't feminist enough, Amazon then went on to produce Rings of Power instead and he went on to be personally asked by G RR Martin to make House of the Dragon.
@Hollyclown
@Hollyclown Год назад
Lets hope he still gets the chance to make that Conan show.
@elizabethlevesque6978
@elizabethlevesque6978 Год назад
For once, karma was on someone’s side lol
@melrobertson2743
@melrobertson2743 Год назад
Seriously Amazon has given me a huge callous on my forehead from facepalming so much
@arandomgreekfrombactria6302
I FUCKINg KnEW house of the dragon LOOKEd very Hyborian Age for some reason!
@SamuelBlackMetalRider
@SamuelBlackMetalRider Год назад
And who’s that guy?
@Logic-Is-Uncommon
@Logic-Is-Uncommon Год назад
One other thing to add to the well scene from 21:20 onward. The orc was able to hear his little yelp and thought he might be in hiding the well, but somehow wasn't able to hear him burst out of the water 5 seconds after checking for him😆
@Gunn27
@Gunn27 Год назад
Yeah he literally couldn't have made more noise if he tried.
@rexomnipotentus387
@rexomnipotentus387 Год назад
To me it was weird that the boy (forgot his name) managed to get into the well so fast in the first place. The orc wasn't far behind him, but somehow the boy had enough time to get into the well.
@MentalParadox
@MentalParadox Год назад
@@rexomnipotentus387 And be under water fast enough for all the ripples to disappear
@skychieftain
@skychieftain Год назад
Yeah right, considering that the well would have amplified any noise he makes, all of the orcs should have heard him.
@Ahduciekwndnbbbsvvvghhhyyyyy
Hiding under water because he made a little sound, afraid someone could have heard it… then comes back up making 10X the sound. Great
@MichaelHill-we7vt
@MichaelHill-we7vt Год назад
I just love how in one scene someone says something, and a couple of scenes later the cast do or say exactly the opposite, that seems to be the one and only plot device those responsible for this abomination have at their disposal..... We are now half way through season 1, and all we've had for the tens of millions of dollars this has cost so far, is nonsensical, contradictory, storylines that seem be getting worse by the minute........the makers of this garbage were so obsessed with race-swapping, gender-swapping politically correct agenda-pushing inclusivity and diversity, they forgot to hire anyone with even a grain of creativity or intelligence to write the bloody thing..........even the company that made the series knows what an absolute catastrophe they have created, where they have even had to resort to censoring or suppressing the negative reviews because there are so many of them.......while I hate the show itself, I am absolutely LOVING how much Amazon, having been responsible for it, is twisting and turning, trying to defend the indefensible..............
@tkps
@tkps Год назад
Now we know why the plot was kept secret for so long including from the cast when they applied for their jobs. Even after they filmed it they wouldn't let the cast so much as mention it. Galadriel was an obvious one but the rest could have done any of the parts as most of 'em are made up anyway. Other than a couple of long term UK character actors, I've never seen these people in anything so they must have come cheap too. I wonder if it's a money laundering scheme?
@MichaelHill-we7vt
@MichaelHill-we7vt Год назад
@@tkps d'you know, I can't help thinking along similar lines....I mean, this bloody show is genuinely SO bad, you almost would think it was deliberate, you're not going to tell me that the good people at Amazon didnt realise this thing is a stinker, there HAS to be someone there who could look at this and see what a piece of crap it really is........we've now had half of the first season already, and we're told that season one cost nearly half a billion dollars, yet to me, one of the most obvious things about it, is how incredibly cheap the whole thing looks, and whatever they're paying for the writers is way too much for what they've actually got from them.........I know we all love conspiracy theories, many of which actually ARE crazy, but come on, what other logical conclusion can you reach when you see a show like this, with such a staggeringly huge budget, that is so completely, consistently, awful? Professional film-makers, scriptwriters and actors, the greatest work of fiction as your source material, a budget that would run a South American republic for several years, and THIS is what you make of it?? Logic would suggest that, surely, SOMETHING in the show would be good, or memorable, or impressive, most bad movies or shows do often have bits which impress you, but absolutely everything about Rings of Power is so consistently ludicrous, inane, pointless or just plain stupid, you cant help thinking "is it this bad DELIBERATELY?" ...........we wonders, precious, yes, we wonders...............
@jimbrown9542
@jimbrown9542 Год назад
@@MichaelHill-we7vt IMO, this debacle is being set up to fail. We have writers who have no track record, activists pushing agendas, the alienation of long time fans, moving production half way around the world during series. It is almost as if Bezos is going to use the $1BN spent on this as a massive tax write off for Amazon. In the end it might be the American taxpayer that funds Bezos' purchase of the rights to LOTR. Even a billionaire nerd would baulk at paying $0.25BN for the rights. However, a good accountant will have pointed out that the rights could be obtained for next to nothing as a tax write off.
@danielcrow1777
@danielcrow1777 Год назад
"You've spent one billion dollars to cure insomnia congratulations" The only time they do good things is when they're not intending to XD
@vanillaicecream5226
@vanillaicecream5226 Год назад
“There is a tempest inside me!” A professional writer wrote this.
@kimrasmussen7188
@kimrasmussen7188 Год назад
mexican food makes me fart a lot too. he is just using RL experiences in his work. normally thats a good thing.
@the_absurd_hero
@the_absurd_hero Год назад
And got paid a bigger paycheck than you or I will ever see..
@menachemporter5367
@menachemporter5367 Год назад
I've eaten a curry recently! 😂
@vanillaicecream5226
@vanillaicecream5226 Год назад
@@the_absurd_hero it’s fucking bullshit man. Seeing all the crap that suits unashamedly put on streaming services.
@megelizabeth9492
@megelizabeth9492 5 месяцев назад
Someone got paid to write it.
@jonchowe
@jonchowe Год назад
Pattern: Elrond betrays trust, Durin calls him out, Elrond guilt trips him or shares a platitude, Durin apologizes for being right. It's awful. All of it. Even without the fake hobbits.
@richardnixon7446
@richardnixon7446 Год назад
"fake hobbits", it's like saying Numenoreans are fake Gondorians, you know that?
@Quotenwagnerianer
@Quotenwagnerianer Год назад
Harfoots are not fake Hobbits. They are one of the 3 original tribes that existed before they settled in and around the shire.
@joesmutz9287
@joesmutz9287 Год назад
@@richardnixon7446 The point of calling them Fake Hobbits is that they're trying to invoke Hobbits without being called hobbits Numenor isn't a ripoff of something you remember...but it's something worse: a big allegory
@richardnixon7446
@richardnixon7446 Год назад
@@joesmutz9287 they aren’t called hobbits simply because there’s no point of calling them hobbits, that word wasn’t even invented basically because the other species barely knew of their existence. And that’s not an Amazon thing, they don’t appear in the Silmarillion at all. Their first appearance is in The Hobbit, and they’re called hobbits, but the setting is the 3rd age. I will make an example, now you are complaining they’re not called hobbits, but let’s imagine if the Silmarillion called them Harfoots and ROP called them hobbits to make them more recognizable to the public, you would complain anyway. Your point is: let’s complain everything Amazon does because it’s mainstream. It is simple to understand the reasoning of you folks
@joesmutz9287
@joesmutz9287 Год назад
@@richardnixon7446 I'm afraid you missed the point They couldn't do anything with Hobbits So they found something that would be the Hobbits they couldn't use The correct answer would have been to not have hobbits at all Or given how much they're abusing the lore, just have Hobbits despite them not really being usable Instead they took the worst of both worlds: They had their hobbits, but keep claiming they aren't hobbits so they can "technically" fit within the letter of the lore It's Amazon saying they're not Hobbits, but trying to pretend they're hobbits anyways Hence, fake hobbits
@Firebird3791
@Firebird3791 Год назад
the part that Galadriel looks at the queen right in the eye and says: "I'll be back!"... that was legendary 😉
@lingricen8077
@lingricen8077 Год назад
So they’re trying to make that protest guy to be a simple bad guy, the writers completely forgetting that the guy he tried to beat up STOLE FROM HIM. HE DIDNT START THAT FIGHT FOR NO REASON
@IostsouI
@IostsouI Год назад
Loved how the Orcs turned into Stormtroopers during the chase scene through the woods after trying to rip off the Boromir scene from Lord of the Rings. Masterpiece.
@delluge7274
@delluge7274 Год назад
I was thinking the same fkin thing about that Boromir part lol I was screaming at the screen 'no! No! You didn't earn that!' 😅
@mitchellpolinop7650
@mitchellpolinop7650 Год назад
To be fair they are shit shooters lol but i thought the same thing. I was like i don't care about the guy elf enough to worry if he died. He didn't even go into melee like boromir he just shot his little arrows.
@belegur8108
@belegur8108 Год назад
even better, they held their arrows when Arondir, Bronwyn and Theo where taking a short rest 50' outside the forest, only to start shooting again, when the trio moved again...
@fantasywind3923
@fantasywind3923 Год назад
@@mitchellpolinop7650 interestingly in the lore Orcs are actually a decently good shot with bow, I mean in book Frodo would have died several times from an orc arrow if not for his mithril chainmail! :)
@newo7692
@newo7692 Год назад
They tried so hard to have an emotional scene
@peregrintokes2919
@peregrintokes2919 Год назад
When galadriel banged her fists on the table and screamed " yes yes yes !!" and sauron says to the waitress " I'll have what she's having " is so emotional ....
@sunnysied713
@sunnysied713 Год назад
😂
@peregrintokes2919
@peregrintokes2919 Год назад
@@sunnysied713 it's from when gally met saury lol
@nosotrosloslobosestamosreg4115
A man of culture I see.
@georgebaldford3186
@georgebaldford3186 Год назад
😂
@wwarson4
@wwarson4 Год назад
46:30 “you really need to be careful with those hand gestures….careful!…” lol that had me cracking up
@aluna1234
@aluna1234 Год назад
The most annoying thing about the food shortage plot is that out of everyone fleeing their homes no one brought food? They have 5 potatoes, who is the one who brought the potatoes? That person deserves all the potatoes for being the only person to think about bringing food
@stevenscott2718
@stevenscott2718 Год назад
whats worse is in the kind of setting that this is 70-80% of all endevour/work is the making of or the preserving of food and related industries
@jollyjakelovell6822
@jollyjakelovell6822 Год назад
If this show was my first introduction to Tolkien the author and his lore, I would utterly loathe the man and curse his birth.
@minatodroger7890
@minatodroger7890 Год назад
Sigh I feels ya I tell everyone watch the movies if you like them read the books
@2st486
@2st486 Год назад
foward 100 years, and nobody will remember. another reset is complete.
@bacholis
@bacholis Год назад
This is top argument.
@coryakabueze4541
@coryakabueze4541 Год назад
Disparu your reviews are more entertaining than the show itself
@lnaph
@lnaph Год назад
Not a high bar 😂
@charlesjmouse
@charlesjmouse Год назад
"No man, or indeed baby, is an island." Am I sufficiently qualified to write for ROP? If Halbrand is supposed to be Sauron what are the 'writers' going for? He's a Maiar so why doesn't he come across 'powerful and lordly'? The 'I'm just a rogue' makes no sense. Worse, why the attempt at making him and orcs sympathetic - A reflection of the evil outlook of the makers?
@linus116
@linus116 Год назад
I’m worried for Disparu, these shows are driving him insane.
@ludwigh2165
@ludwigh2165 Год назад
I got chills when "Galadriel and the Little Mermaid escaped from Davy Jones' Locker."
@raymcgeough6572
@raymcgeough6572 Год назад
It’s extremely problematic and downright transphobic for you to think two powerful women could be imprisoned by a filthy man in the first place. Reported!
@wesslesyt3304
@wesslesyt3304 Год назад
LMAO
@miskadee3833
@miskadee3833 Год назад
lol
@2st486
@2st486 Год назад
adn went straight into weinstein's dungeon
@daishikaze3986
@daishikaze3986 Год назад
And Mickey Dolenz's Locker, and Peter Tork's, all the Monkeys had lockers
@foaladh
@foaladh Год назад
When Galadriel left the police station and her limp turned into a walk, that was amazing! She was Kaiser Soze all along!
@wheelmanstan
@wheelmanstan Год назад
She impresses herself every day.
@clownofthetimes6727
@clownofthetimes6727 Год назад
That`s why There is no Celeborn and Celebrian. She has killed them herself.
@snoopstp4189
@snoopstp4189 Год назад
GLadreeee hel simply marched 4 Numenorian armsmen into her cell, yep no Mary Sue here, then she Karened it demanding to speak to the manHERger and have her hosts bow down to her great epic leadership. This show is written by driveling idiots.
@edgarsgrinis5320
@edgarsgrinis5320 Год назад
That running from orcs through the forest in slow motion scene was a ripoff from The Fellowship of the Ring when they were fleeing Moria after Gandalf's fall. Except... In FOTR we had interesting, immediately memorable characters that everyone cared about. They were on a mission and just experienced combat with orcs, a cave troll and the sight of a Balrog, also a real tragedy having lost Gandalf, and they had to get Frodo, who was devastated seeing his long time friend fall , out of there while being shot at by orcs. So you can see why the epic, sad music and the slow motion worked. Here we had: An elf who was sent to deliver a message through a chain of random, nonesensical events and some random dark elf's STUPID plan (giving him weapons and all that). The elf just RANDOMLY came across the Sauron blade boy. The boy who was in the village because of a STUPID plan to get food. The boy's mother who RANDOMLY came across them in a forest somehow... It's all just a random mess with forgettable characters that are impossible to care about. And this show does this a lot - trying to inject epic music and slow motion to give a piece of crap a sense of grandure.
@dw1419
@dw1419 Год назад
17:17 Thanks to subtitles, I was able to tell she was saying "Orodruin," which is the volcano that Sauron will use to power his forge AKA Mt. Doom, where the ring must later be unmade. How do you like them 'member berries?
@rickthelearner5631
@rickthelearner5631 Год назад
I'm dependent on videos like yours, my friend, to learn about this abomination. Thanks for making my life easier by having to endure this heap of trash. Your hard work is deeply appreciated. Yes, this show is not Tolkien. It attempts to be one, pretends to be one, but it will not be.
@jonasgilmont9161
@jonasgilmont9161 Год назад
You realize it's not a Tolkien series, yet you follow this clown who expects it to be one? Heck, let's be honest, Galadriel is hated on so much in this series while she actually was a c*nt until she went to a lot of BS. Silmarillion even acknowledges Galadriel was a c*nt back in the day. She's a snobby blonde that wants to rule a realm of her own, as a Tolkien fan you should realize that. I really hate Disparu for trying to make the whole series seem like a joke, while a lot of stuff makes sense. I'm very sure that if we gave this dude the same cash flow he would make the series worse then it is now.
@georgebaldford3186
@georgebaldford3186 Год назад
er hate to disagree but this show doesn't attempt or pretend to be, more like cut off tolkein's face and wearing it in the hopes we won't notice there are characters we are familiar with but they are actually strangers that are doing whatever they want.
@rickthelearner5631
@rickthelearner5631 Год назад
@@georgebaldford3186 Ah, couldn't agree more, my friend.
@tdoom1354
@tdoom1354 Год назад
My male incel friend
@tentaklaus9382
@tentaklaus9382 Год назад
@@tdoom1354 "incel incel incel.. that's all I've got"
@805Peej
@805Peej Год назад
As a new dad myself. I can tell that the first thing I would do if my daughter and I were facing certain death is to let some rando hold her for her final moments of life.
@ShadowBlade873
@ShadowBlade873 Год назад
Well, I for one am thankful for the show. If not for it, we wouldn't be able to laugh hysterically at Disparu's commentary of how absurd it is. Fantastic and hilarious breakdown, good sir
@KeirMurphy
@KeirMurphy Год назад
Miriel ep3: Who is this elf? Miriel ep4: I know her entire family tree, committed to memory.
@Demon_InDaHouse
@Demon_InDaHouse Год назад
Doesn't Tolkien's work mention a twerk competition with Galadriel an She-hulk? They say they want to stay true to the source material, so when is that supposed to finally happen?
@0verWay
@0verWay Год назад
Yeah it's in the final episode where Tom Bombadil also begins mansplaining Galadriel her area of expertise before She-Hulk puts on all rings of power and says her famous catch phrase: "It's Morgothin' Time."
@CalebePriester
@CalebePriester Год назад
lol man
@sloht4061
@sloht4061 Год назад
The actress who plays Galadriel probably has as much ass as a sock with a couple of onions thrown in. Would rather see Sam wise have a go.
@ChaniElkin
@ChaniElkin Год назад
Right? Obviously Thanos & Sauron should have been put in a room together so that Galadriel & She-Hulk could twerk at them. Problem solved. Empowerment!
@Jim-Tuner
@Jim-Tuner Год назад
The Twerk competition is after she falls out of love with Sauron.
@thomasace2547
@thomasace2547 Год назад
I can’t wait for the episode where Soyron dons his armour after making the rings and essentially destroys everything Because the only way I’ll get joy out of this show is seeing its destruction
@timmain9828
@timmain9828 Год назад
🤣
@GoldenFava
@GoldenFava Год назад
Yes, this show makes me root for evil in the battle for middle earth.
@Tony_ATP
@Tony_ATP Год назад
You know a show is bad when you're rooting for the apocalypse of its world.
@usererrer7493
@usererrer7493 Год назад
@@GoldenFava Which side is evil? After seeing that Galadriel and the Hobfoots will leave their injured companions to die at the drop of a hat rather than help them along, I'm pretty sure that everyone in the show is evil.
@GoldenFava
@GoldenFava Год назад
@@usererrer7493 great point. Typical post modern approach from these terrible writers.
@narcissus.poeticus
@narcissus.poeticus Год назад
I have come to the divine conclusion that the one thing that would make the show amazing would be the oompah loompahs, I mean dwarves, sing every time Elrond does something naughty.
@powerdavid6235
@powerdavid6235 Год назад
My review.... Rings of power is undeniably a show, briming with a score, cinemaphotography, and performances. It is a show made by a ream of filmmakers that can irrefutably be described as existent. Truly a show that 2022 has to offer.
@Mimo-ye5pm
@Mimo-ye5pm Год назад
*Island is getting destroyed* Muriel: Huh. Weird. *Wave physically touches her* Muriel: OH MY GOSH
@2st486
@2st486 Год назад
it was the best allegory for female orgasm ive ever seen.
@clogs4956
@clogs4956 Год назад
Foreshadowing at its finest.
@Xeldril
@Xeldril Год назад
The scene when Arondir yelled "this is Numinor!" and kicked Adar down the well always takes me to the edge of my seat
@kazukihashimoto183
@kazukihashimoto183 Год назад
no no no thats numino'RRR... just ask Galad"RRR"ielle
@isthiswherewecamein6130
@isthiswherewecamein6130 Год назад
I just keep waiting for Guyladrial to tell Sauron how he's such a weak man because she controls her anger infinitely more than him!!
@brockdavid
@brockdavid Год назад
I’m thinking that Guy-lad-f’real is just Morgoth/Melkor in drag trolling his boy Sauron D’Lord. It’s “Da Rangz o’ Puwr!”
@isthiswherewecamein6130
@isthiswherewecamein6130 Год назад
@@brockdavid or is it Guy-Lad-for-real? 🤔
@marychocolatefairy
@marychocolatefairy Год назад
Halbrand continues to be the audience's stand in by laughing at Galadriel and telling her to be nice. Leave it to Amazon to make a baddie more relatable than the hero. Some are saying this ep is not as bad as the others because of no Harfoots, but the Arondir, Theo, and Galadriel plots in this are bad enough! Galadriel, when she's saying "It will not be *quelled,*" does an odd eyebrow twitch to go with her infamous nose twitch on "ConFLICTed?" And why was she surprised to find the King in such a state- doesn't she know what having a Regent implies? Re Theo's friend (Rowan)- I am intrigued by his ability of foresight (unintended as it may be). He's certainly more intelligent than Theo, who is supposed to be the character of the two that we're invested in.
@AudraT
@AudraT Год назад
I think this episode is the worst of the four. Episodes 2 and 3 weren't bad actually. Episode 1 was alright, but this episode. Holy Cow!
@littlebit813
@littlebit813 Год назад
The dwarf telling the elf about a brand new secret ore... that has an elvish name...
@mixelplik
@mixelplik Год назад
Brilliant! From Encyclpedia of Arda: "The name mithril comes from two Elvish roots, mith (probably 'mist' in this context) and ril ('glitter'). Mith has the secondary meaning of 'grey', but since we know that mithril not only had a silvery sheen, but was also fabulously light, it is surely the meaning 'mist' that is intended."
@sloht4061
@sloht4061 Год назад
There are two issues I have found in this series that completely ruin it. 1. The constant, strange mixture of under and over acting. Galadriel can't act and it hurts my skin. When she touched the palantir and was like "ahh my arm, that, that kind of hurt me". All the acting, bar maybe 1 or 2 is awful. I dont even want to get started on the orcs. The blue eyes. They're trying so hard to make white walkers from GOT. 2 and their scripts are just terrible. The things they say and how they say them is just making me sick 2. There is not enough variation of angles and you constantly feel forced into trying to be immersed rather than the writers and directors making it so you feel so. I can't actually watch and focus. There's just far too many elongated shots of the same thing. They constantly try and include the dialogue in 1 shot between two characters. We are constantly basically shoved in the faces of the actors and forced to listen. The chemistry is god awful. The CGI is gradually getting worse. Even the tsunami destroying Numenor completely ruined it, but that unfortauntely was the highlight. Ardar, or the actor who plays him literally looks like Star wars character, I forget his name. Overall ? Scripting is awful, variation of angles is awful and constant over or under acting makes this entire thing feel like some strange fan-made version of LOTR on a budget of £100,000 or less.
@HerculesBallsInc
@HerculesBallsInc Год назад
I'm pretty sure that with the orcs they're desperately trying to deflect the accusation that 'orcs are bad and they're dog whistles for black people' by both making the orcs good and giving them blue eyes and white skin.
@hoffy1955
@hoffy1955 Год назад
Tolkien devoted a large portion of his life to developing the mythical world of Middle Earth. He drew inspiration from his real life experiences of fighting in WWI, the close friendships he maintained through his love of literature even the love of his life, his wife Edith inspired the stories of Beren and Luthien and Aragorn and Arwen. During the making of the Lord of the Rings trilogy there were always copies of the books on set to be used as reference for the director and the actors, even to the last day of filming. Peter Jackson and almost everyone in a high level position had read the books, loved them and were very respectful of the canon and lore. The writing and dialogue in TROP is not anywhere near as interesting and at times is as they say, cringeworthy. There will always be an audience for bad television/cinema. Not everyone is able to appreciate a masterpiece. Many prefer a simple story with lots of violence and gratuitous sex and Hollywood is more than happy to oblige. TROP is bad storytelling with bad writing, way too much CGI, and way too little love of the lore. That a couple of 40 something producers would fail to understand the importance of canon and lore versus pc and wokeness doesn't surprise me at all, being offensive while feigning being offended is a characteristic of their generation. I had really hoped they would produce a show that, given the obscene budget, would have approached the quality of the books and the Peter Jackson trilogy. A lifetime to write the stories and a singularly epic success of turning them into cinema. That is why people who CAN appreciate a masterpiece love the books and trilogy and do not love TROP. We are not racists we are lovers of the lore. Have diversity in the casting, I'm fine with that. What I'm not fine with are people who resemble Romans with pointed ears....with Elven warriors wearing slightly modified football helmets....with "Our hearts are bigger than our feet!" hardly quote-worthy....Ugh! I don't believe I can bear 5 more episodes so I'm cutting my losses and skipping the rest. I sincerely hope that someone in the future, who does love Middle Earth, will try again. These are stories that need to be seen as well as heard because they are singularly epic mythology!
@rogerborg
@rogerborg Год назад
True to the lore: "Secret or concealed doors are difficult to hide from half-elves, just as they are from elves. Merely passing within 10 feet of a concealed door (one hidden by obstructing curtains, etc.) gives the half-elven character a one-in-six chance (roll a 1 on 1d6) of spotting it. If the character is actively seeking to discover hidden doors, he has a one-in-three chance (roll a 1 or 2 on 1d6) of spotting a secret door (one constructed to be undetectable) and a one-in-two chance (roll a 1, 2, or 3 on 1d6) of locating a concealed door."
@random.3665
@random.3665 Год назад
True to the lore indeed, just the completely wrong lore^^.
@DarthEvilicus
@DarthEvilicus Год назад
When Galadriel said “It’s Elfin’ time” I clapped
@marcusgaius
@marcusgaius Год назад
17:15 "that makes it every village from here to Orodruin" Orodruin is the Sindarin name for Mount Doom.
@randybobandy9208
@randybobandy9208 Год назад
"looking like some just told her that alt-f4 was how to save her university thesis" I belly laughed at that one 🤣
@GoldenFava
@GoldenFava Год назад
“I worked in retail, you’re not intimidating anyone with that face.” = Brilliant
@collinweeks6322
@collinweeks6322 Год назад
14:43… does anybody else remember in the two towers when one ork didn’t listen to the other ork and got his head cut off. They ate his body after he was killed by his own kind. Pretty sure they made a meme out of the one ork saying “looks like meats back on the menu boys”. Orcs don’t care about anyone or anything not even their own kind. The way this show is breaking the lore is just so obvious and in your face that it blows my mind. I know Amazon was going to fuck this is up but I didn’t expect them to fail this hard. Amazon is performing even worse than I ever expected and I already expected them to be horrible. This whole thing is a mess and will amaze me if they release the second season.
@5RndsFFE
@5RndsFFE Год назад
To be fair though, one was an Orc, the other an Uruk-Hai. It would be like a group of Neanderthals and Homosapiens turning on each other.
@ohifonlyx33
@ohifonlyx33 Год назад
@@5RndsFFE there's actually some debate on the exact difference. Peter Jackson makes it appear as though Urak-Hai are breed, but there is evidence to suggest that they are just smarter and more elite soldiers with stronger training.... so maybe more like the difference between a new army grunt and a navy seal.
@imkuntox
@imkuntox Год назад
those lotr 2 towers orcs were too misogynistic, and don't represent the current world. Amazon FIXED that Tolkien mistake, by making RoP orcs gender fluid gluten free vegans.
@5RndsFFE
@5RndsFFE Год назад
@@ohifonlyx33 Ehhh Uruks existed in Mordor for quite a while, being known as Black Uruk’s, the largest breed of Orcs. Uruk-Hai on the other hand we’re a sub set and creation exclusive to Isengard. Whilst it can also be said that Uruk-Hai simply means Orc-folk.
@isaacm2374
@isaacm2374 Год назад
You can argue that the difference between the second and third age is thousands of years which can change the nature and behaviour of orcs just like how human beings are shaped by their environment over thousands of years. How English people behave now for example isn't the same as they behaved 2000 years ago. Also, orcs in second age were affected by sunlight which isn't a factor mentioned or alluded to in the Jackson's LOTR movies.
@thehogus
@thehogus Год назад
I liked the bit where they walked past two dead sheep on the outskirts of the village and don't even consider taking those back to the tower. Nah, we'll just go and look for more shriveled potatoes in town instead.
@mrman-yj3bn
@mrman-yj3bn Год назад
This show feels like a 4 year olds dream "You can't have this, I will never give this to you no matter what" "Can I have it please?" "OK fine"
@luther1546
@luther1546 Год назад
The part when Ariel says "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die" was emotionally devastating.
@papalaz4444244
@papalaz4444244 Год назад
This tired meme is staler than your Mom.
@jkdbuck7670
@jkdbuck7670 Год назад
Then the pigeon flew away. And in the theatrical version, Megatron looked at Ariel and said "All I could do was sit there and watch Ariel die." The director, Martin Scorsese always said Megatron was a Replicant, but I doubt it. When Melville wrote DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF MITHRIL SHEEP, he was adamant that Megatron wasn't a Replicant.
@paulmurgatroyd6372
@paulmurgatroyd6372 Год назад
The dialogue is monumental... The sea is always right Rocks look down The trees are leaving Walls have ears The sky is the limit There's no place like home I remember when all this was fields
@Lonovavir
@Lonovavir Год назад
"I need you Galadriel, I need your magic, I need the old Blade Runner" - Gil Galad
@Ostentatiousnessness
@Ostentatiousnessness Год назад
The writers: We added our own original character to add more female energy to the show. Also the writers: We have no idea what to do with this original character so we’ll pigeon hole her into the stereotypical roles that we’ve been shoving women into for decades. Me: *Claps like Shia Lebouf*
@englishlady9797
@englishlady9797 Год назад
Miriel was climbing the highest mountain in Numenor when she was drowned. Wait no, that's the lore.
@BigBoss15310
@BigBoss15310 Год назад
Highlight of the episode: no Harfoots
@jmace2424
@jmace2424 Год назад
Are we entirely sure that galadriel and Sauron didn’t do the nasty on the raft and the “tempest” inside her is his shadow spawn?
@Jim-Tuner
@Jim-Tuner Год назад
If they didn't do it then, its happening soon. The Sauron-Galadriel thing is inevitable in the show. That is why they wrote her husband out of the story.
@moonlitskylight5740
@moonlitskylight5740 Год назад
@@Jim-Tuner Which means Arwen can never exist in this specific universe cause Guyladriel won't give birth to her daughter for Elrond to marry.
@Jim-Tuner
@Jim-Tuner Год назад
@@moonlitskylight5740 Sauron could end up being the father.
@mitchellpolinop7650
@mitchellpolinop7650 Год назад
Wait i missed, how is that skinny beard guy on the raft Sauron?
@Songbirdstress
@Songbirdstress Год назад
Nah-Galadriel and the Regent will get together.Female pathogenesis.
@DECIMUS771
@DECIMUS771 Год назад
Disparu, the kid with the bad haircut is gonna turn out to have elf ears! It's so obvious, he's the only character without their ears on show.
@PoopaChallupa
@PoopaChallupa 5 месяцев назад
While that would be absurd, because the kid would know he has elf ears. So he should already assume that elf is his father. But since it's these writers, i can see them doing something so stupid.
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers
@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers Год назад
"She walks out looking like somebody told her that ALT+F4 is how you save your university thesis."
@yojimbe1
@yojimbe1 Год назад
I particularly enjoyed when Galadriel took on 4 or 5 men and nonchalantly pushes them into the cell she was in. I didn't know she had super strength as well.
@SamuelBlackMetalRider
@SamuelBlackMetalRider Год назад
That was grotesque. Wait no, it was actually Burlesque
@collinweeks6322
@collinweeks6322 Год назад
Na she used her Jedi mind control not her Superman or sorry “superWOMAN” strength she has many powers but she is wise enough to use them separately or something idk nobody can save this shit show.
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 Год назад
It's like the most CW Supergirl thing, ever.
@bjornh4664
@bjornh4664 Год назад
She took a course in Elf Defense before going to Numenor.
@whiterabbit75
@whiterabbit75 Год назад
@@bjornh4664 That pun deserves a cat ass trophy.
@papalaz4444244
@papalaz4444244 Год назад
It looks to me like the evil Elf is turning into an Orc. It's a misinterpretation of the concept that Orcs were once Elves, I think. But when you don't have references to Morgoth and the Valar at all, then this might be their version. Metamorphosis.
@ImCorran
@ImCorran Год назад
Ow man, you killed me with the 'Amazon used 1 billion dollars to cure insomnia'. Epic.
@IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou
Man I hate this show. If Halbrand does indeed turn out to be Sauron, which none of us would be surprised if he is, the fact that they have him manipulating Galadriel is so insulting and disrespectful. She knew something was up with Annntar. Galadriel was no fool, no matter how headstrong or prideful she may have been. The writers really think they’re being clever by subverting expectations
@xpurplethighs7596
@xpurplethighs7596 Год назад
I love the trope of 'I heard a noise... nope nevermind' *walks away* *another equally loud noise is made in the same place but not equally as interesring*
@Bargarz
@Bargarz Год назад
“Every village from here to Orodruin.” Orodruin is Mount Doom so that suggests they are in the heart of Mordor.
@Jim-Tuner
@Jim-Tuner Год назад
The area in the south of Mordor around the sea of Nurn was supposed to be agricultural in the third age. That was where the food for the Orcs was supposedly grown.
@billy-the-butcher
@billy-the-butcher Год назад
As a Third Age Total War fan, I can guarantee you, if someone were to travel from Harad to Minas Morgul, it would take a looooooong time
@harryb.3940
@harryb.3940 Год назад
and they get about 200 peasants out of all this villages? Couldn´t amazon afford more people? Or did everyone refuse to participate in this nightmare of a show?
@samuelmonettejourdain2702
@samuelmonettejourdain2702 Год назад
When they lock Galadriel in jail the door close one way, and later on when she pushes the guard in, the door close the other way.
@angelalewis3645
@angelalewis3645 Год назад
“Why do you want to make evil relatable?” Precisely. 💥
@tobiwonkanogy2975
@tobiwonkanogy2975 Год назад
The audio cutting out here and where it happens in the Two Towers are two worlds apart. Boromir is shot with arrows and wounded , audio cuts . There is nothing else on his mind but save the hobbits with the last ounce. It shows the character losing a grasp on reality around them as they are dying. Here it shows slow motion chase but there really should be noise. The other meanings and usage of the silence are cheapened by this weak scene.
@gianna526
@gianna526 Год назад
I agree (Boromir gets shot at the end of fellowship by the way!) It makes sense, it's supposed to be Boromir's pov, he can only focus on one thing. No one's injured in that scene, who's point of view are we in? It doesn't make sense and they're using a filmmaking technique that doesn't work. Maybe they just want to look like they know what they're doing.
@dronesclubhighjinks
@dronesclubhighjinks Год назад
In the directors commentary on that DVD, Peter Jackson said that was done on purpose and was supposed to evoke the feeling of drowning. Boromir Realizes after the first arrow that he is going to die (metaphor: falling into the water and sinking) but he wants to redeem himself for what he did to Frodo. He continues to fight bravely, even after the second arrow. After the third he is kneeling and looking into the eyes of the uruk (Lurtz? Sp?) as he is drawing back his bow. Then Aragorn attacks the uruk etc etc The lack of sound heightens the very emotional scene because we actually care about the characters and want the good guys to win, which is kind of the opposite of this show haha
@tyrroo
@tyrroo Год назад
@@gianna526 " It doesn't make sense and they're using a filmmaking technique that doesn't work." Just another example of the idiot showrunners using the techniques of more-talented, more-intelligent people without understanding *why* those techniques work.
@aluna1234
@aluna1234 Год назад
I am so glad I'm not the only one who saw that they were trying to recreate that scene. RoP tries so hard to evoke emotions and nostalgia by mimicking scenes and dialog from both trilogies but they fail every time because everything is done badly
@tobiwonkanogy2975
@tobiwonkanogy2975 Год назад
@@dronesclubhighjinks thankyou .
@tylerskiss
@tylerskiss Год назад
Bezos had better demand a forensic audit for this whole production- in fact, I think it’s time Bad Robot as a whole gets investigated because this is an insanely expensive production that dwarfs the budget of theatrical films and we are at the halfway point and NOTHING cinematic has happened!!! It’s almost a joke how they will refer to cinematic events that ALWAYS seem to happen off screen!! There’s no big name actors or large scale stunt pieces and even that little troll battle we saw looked like a run-through! They really thought that if they just spend a little extra above scale for some top grade computer effects, they could trick the studio into believing they spent all the money, but they obviously pocketed AT LEAST half!!
@decimated550
@decimated550 Год назад
I cannot wait until the scandals are revealed from this show about the overbilling the underdelivering, The shotty work the bad CGI I cannot wait until heads roll roll and we get insider information on there information on the disaster that this production was and is and always will be
@quicksilver6825
@quicksilver6825 Год назад
I think they're going to keep pushing with their bellies with the statement "Next season will be better" and so on.
@marychocolatefairy
@marychocolatefairy Год назад
This is true. I'll compare this show to Troy, since they both had huge budgets and were both ripping off classic literature (realllly classic in Troy's case) and because Troy used a similar setting to Numenor. Troy managed to look good while having expensive stars and big battles. So I can see why everyone's asking where RoP's money has gone.
@Jp-sn2nd
@Jp-sn2nd Год назад
4:39 "I would be very careful with that salute m8..." Okay that killed me. I was alt-tabbed listening to this and I had to pause and go back. And what do you know...😆
@nestoralegre6125
@nestoralegre6125 Год назад
Holy balls. Galadriel is going to train some men how to fight? Oh man I'm throwing up in my mouth .....
@whatisaman689
@whatisaman689 Год назад
No, this can't be the worst episode, because... THERE'S NO HARFOOTS!
@quicksilver6825
@quicksilver6825 Год назад
Wait until you see the next episode... PepeLaugh
@rubymouse6904
@rubymouse6904 Год назад
They all got left behind
@Tsaks1978
@Tsaks1978 Год назад
To be fair, the actress playing Nori is probably best from the entire cast. She atleast is beliavable as the character she is playing. Most of the rest are still just actors in costumes.
@papalaz4444244
@papalaz4444244 Год назад
I can't stop laughing. Numenor looks like a stage set and everyone is dressed in curtain material. I cannot lie. This is a LOT worse than I thought it would be. If there is any hope for the future then this needs to be a $1b flop to stop this rot.
@sollomom
@sollomom Год назад
This episode was one the worse things once made: Galadriel plot born dead and it is worse here ( if this is possible). Numenor's first look was gorgeous, a huge city plenty of castles, buildings and life. But after that, all Numenor was restritc to two little alleys and a tiny square that looks the same scenario filmed for different angles and with people dressed as elementary children. And, for God sak, who wrote this dialogues? A 6yo boy does it better. The biggest question here is: where they put the 1 billion budget? Amazon's mistake was let this series in so amateurs hands: weak showrunner, weak direction, weak acting... They thought that simply put "Rings of power" on its title would be enough to do it been a automatic sucess.
@Madcowdiseiz
@Madcowdiseiz Год назад
It literally looks like a random place in an old Star Trek episode. Pristine sets that don't look remotely lived in.
@Raums
@Raums Год назад
The little kid who’s clearly covering his ears and is totally not the son of the elf dude.. I can’t wait for the reveal 😂
@Myrdden71
@Myrdden71 Год назад
When your titular villain is much, much more likeable, relatable, and realistic than your main hero or anyone else in the show, you've really accomplished something, lol.
@Tenebris_Sint
@Tenebris_Sint Год назад
Don’t forget, the last scene was everyone giving a Nazi salute. I agree, the worst episode by far… Amazon will need to incorporate negative numbers for future episodes.
@sol-hunter2332
@sol-hunter2332 Год назад
whelp, its official, Galadriel is a Karen. she asked for the manager of miriel.
@Moneynis
@Moneynis Год назад
Lol the guy looking at the camera 😂😂😂
@lorenztor1990
@lorenztor1990 8 месяцев назад
HAHAHAHA. "Amazon spent a billion dollars to cure insomnia" love it.
@eddielombardo
@eddielombardo Год назад
Nice of the writers letting us know they know about mithril after watching Fellowship of the Ring. Also, the most interesting character is the guy looking at the camera while it zooms out, they should put him in damn near every scene.
@insertclevernamehere1186
@insertclevernamehere1186 Год назад
I'd watch his spin-off series.
@rhuiden4086
@rhuiden4086 Год назад
😂
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