Roasting Our First 2024 NFL Power Rankings! 

I think Perna went through a table in Buffalo and got a concussion.

perna having literally anything nice to say about the dolphins at all is a genuine miracle lol fins up

My bungles are gonna prove you so wrong

9:57 Perna ideates on becoming Doug Walker

Both of your power rankings are VERY suspect 🤔 borderline goofy 🤪

Top Show !

Denver dude looks like the dad in Family Ties!!

Perna should get in touch with redlettermedia to get a new curse wheel!

Do we genuinely think the bills will be a top 3-6 team at the end of the season…we’re saying they’ll win 10-12 games???seriously? Losing diggs and many key defensive weapons and Milano being injury prone doesn’t sound like a team who will improve from last season

Being fair to the critique: Amarius Mims was the biggest gamble in the whole draft. His total time played was like 8 games. I think he pays off, he's built like a tank. But he was a gamble in longevity.

Perna should be the biggest Bengals fan, Joe Burrow has been the only guy to consistently beat Mahomes, other than Brady

So glad to get this bonus episode even though Perna was meant to be on a 14 hour flight with Jess and Carmi! You guys are the best

49:55 its a lot of fun to listen to offseason episodes midway or near playoffs. My how things change so quickly

2 minutes into Nikki Glaser & I realized I wasn't going hard enough 🤣🤣🤣

Fun fact, my class met with Nikki Glazer last month due to connections with my university. She's actually a super down-to-earth person and very fun to talk to. Absolutely killed it last night and definitely made a lot of new fans.

3:47 to be fair they were probably mostly Patriots fans, with probably some Buccaneers fans the last two years.

Good stream

Party on Garth

pernas list is cracked out as per usual

Grossi, how tf did you not watch this!!!

Money cold open :)

Not really a comment on anything important here, but I think the main reason Manning has bought in to the Broncos so much is because he sees them as the team that gave him a chance to show he was still Peyton "F'in" Manning. I can only guess he felt slighted by the Colts saying "You're done, you won't be as good, we are going to suck enough to get Andrew Luck and won't need you"...Then Peyton goes off and has 4 straight playoff seasons, 2 Superbowl appearences (possibly 3 if Raheem Moore wasn't booty cheeks), a 2nd Superbowl win and yet another MVP award. I'd feel a bit negative towards the Colts if I was him too, he turned the franchise around...helped them build the new stadium, won them a Superbowl and turned them into a fixture of the AFC Playoffs....only to be dropped at the first sign of a QB who could be "generational". Also if the Chiefs 3peat.....they will be the most hated team in the NFL no question....

Lions are the class of the NFC right now till somebody proves otherwise

Blah, blah, blah...I love you guys! ❤️‍🔥🍻

I'll be looking forward to the day the Cowboys make it back on the list

im scared of jacoby meyers more than davante tbh

Don’t know how you don’t include the bengals still

If you got the falcons on there in that wheat division you got to have the Chicago bears on there top 5 10 defense best receiving core in NFL. They're definitely a wild card team at least

Get Edelman on the show. 😂

10:15 Let's go PernTube! 46:20 Absolutely no reason The Jaguars should be in the top 10 (much as I hate to say it :-( ).

Name the chargers running back perna 😂 can’t just say they will run the football so well

It hard to like the Packers because they look so much like those Eskimo dogs (now the Elks) but damn if Grossi isn't likeable enough to make up for it. Broncos Country!

Nope. Greatest roast of all time will always be Flava Flav. You had Ross, Lampenelli, Giraldo, Snoop, etc.

You can say anything you want, just watch Pat McAfee show. They say whatever they want!

1. Chiefs 2. Lions 3. 49ers 4. Ravens 5. Bills 6. Packers 7. Texans 8. Bengals 9. Rams 10. Dolphins

@ 45:20 Cowboys will be worse this year. Tom is saying they didn't do much in free agency, true.... But more to the point guys, the architect of their big tough D is in Washington.... And he took some players and some assistants with him..... that's problem #1. Problem #2 is you have Mike McCarthy, Dead Man Coaching, wandering the halls of the building.... Teams never do this, because it is impossible to function as an organization..... But here we are.... A lotta Cowboys Fans are out there like "We're not tanking!!! We're winning the Division!!! We're not gonna be bad!!!" I kinda feel like dark clouds are gathering in the distance...... Let's imagine a 1-3 start.... Do you deal Dak to some team that just lost their starter???

Find someone who loves you like Perna loves the Bills (mostly Josh Allen)

I have a theory that the curse wheel works but it uses toms rankings so the ravens not the Packers were cursed they can't let one man have that much power, also I'm not coping as a Packers fan I am a lions fan

I'm not sold on Dave Canales. I honestly don't think he was a great play caller last year.

Trevor Lawrence is definitely a bust can’t blame it all on Urban Myer. Watch him get benched for Mac Jones and then Jones goes on revive his career 😂😂

God, I hope Rogers only plays 2 snaps this season.

Tom Brady outtakes or pullouts which ever makes semen I mean sense.

If the "Greatest Play Everyone Forgets" is Tebow hitting DT in OT I'm unsubscribing.

The Bengals passed it over 70% of the time in first 5 games. Over the first 5 games they ranked 32nd and 31st in yards and points scored. Way to pass heavy. No O-line can hold up when you pass it that much and defense can tee off. No way to tell when Burrow is not 100%, but bottom is bottom. Adding Brown is a cheap signing and Mimms is insurance but they need to run it to get some sort of balance to 1 protect Burrow from extra hits and 2 to keep the defense guessing. Bengals also lost Boyd and mixon and on Defense lost Awizie and DJ Reader. With reader top 10 rush defense without bottom 10... They play in a division with Chubb and Henry now. I do love Burrow, but he has only won the division when Lamar is hurt. Lamar is 4-1 against Burrow in career. Browns also own Burrow for some reason. Thier best years they went 3-3 in division with Ravens falling apart after Lamar injury. Bengals are a solid team but AFC got so much better last season. Defense is what got them to that SB run and the offense let them down to end their playoff runs. Getting shut out in 4th quarter of a SB and getting 0 points in back to back drives in a tie game in arrowhead. That comeback in Arrowhead was totally defense driven. Especially when the defense forced a Pick in OT to win the game when if you score a TD you lose in the old rules. Bengals went 5-0 against NFC last year and 4-8 in AFC... Higgins and Hendrickson want long term deal and if they start out flat they will most likely have to deal by deadline. If Lamar and Burrow stay healthy this will be the year that decides who is the real king of the North, but the Browns and Steelers are good too. When Bengals won games it started with the defense and the offense complemented the play, but it is built the other way around. Texans, Chiefs and Ravens are at the top in AFC for sure. Not High on the paper tiger Dolphins. Run it up against the ok to bad teams and cant win against a good team at all. Love this.

It’s like everyone has memory holed Love’s game-losing interceptions

I’ll check back with you guys in September! Nothing interesting to talk about now👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻

As both a loyal Vikings fan & a GPS fan, I cannot wait until the Vikings end this season with a better record than the Packers. I want to see Tom eat his words after all of these baseless, negative comments

I curse the packers

Ya where's the ufl love booooooo

brandon i love you so much and usually dont care about your power ranking but this one is the worst one youve ever made and im even counting the ones that you put NHL teams on.

Brady roast sucked lol

thats not tom! its a clone

Perna leaving the Bengals out of the top 10 (even top 13) is a criminally bad take. Like he should literally go to jail, that's how criminally bad it is. Like if I was the President of the United States I would demand he be arrested for it. And yes I know the President doesn't have the authority to demand someone be arrested, but if I was the President I would still demand it. Because it's that criminally bad

nuggets down 0-2 !!!!!!!!!!

Glad Berna left Bungs off the wheel. All Hail the Wheel!!!

15 chargers 14 jags 13colts 12 cowboys 11 dolphins 10 rams 9 eagles 8 texans 7 bengals 6 go pack go 5 lions 4 bills 3 ravens 2 9ers 1 jets

So Tom's divorce is now fair game for making jokes about? I wonder how Grossi feels about that type of humor?

You're delusional if you think the packers are going to do anything this year

What are we talking about? Tom is so unfairly down on the Bills. It's not Perna being high on the Bills. CJ Stroud? let's see how year 2 goes. Sophomore slump incoming. Josh Allen? He's the modern Barry Sanders a.k.a. best player of his generation.. Mahomes has given us some boring ass Super Bowls thanks to some weak ass 49ers. Bills @1 and when they win the SB it won't be the forgettable garbage of the past 4 years.