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AvE's teardown video of Juicero is absolutely amazing too. Everything about the whole process, from the press machine to the subscription-based IoT-connected juice packets was over-built and under-delivered.

Reminds me to Apple

a lot of companies are like that i quess

It definitely can't open cans though.

@@TheLargeHardonCollider AvE’s tear down of everything is amazing

Oh, I don't see what you did there...

And an embolism too!

Take my money please.

Umm... have you seen the "bladeless" fan? Which company popularized the design again... maybe it was Dyson?

Lol. I used to be a painter and we often used "air movers" which honestly are pretty much wind machines. They are powerful and useful and different from a fan 🤷‍♂️

I think same in Argentina

19 inch VEINY BLACK KOK WHIPPED OUT IN A HIGH SCHOOL BASEBALL GAME

Aunque eran bastante decadentes. Los teclados no duraban nada jsjs pero fueron mejorando los diseños

@@michaeldoran4367"Hey kids! Who wants to go to 3rd base?"

That's actually really nice

I remember explaining commodities trading to my wife and she answered: Her: "So like a grocery store?" Me, finding no errors in her logic: "Am...well...yes, sort of. But in a more sophisticated, intangible way. But yes, like a grocery store."

So I actually think the packaging was pretty smart

@@Gio102897 same.

Gio102897 no

@@Gio102897 To much waste.

Hey hey people.... Sounds of a horrible product Where can I buy one?

🤣 Gotta make money somehow!

That doesn’t sound very “Doug-like” or the “spirit of Doug” Personally, I think Doug was hinting at steroid use. “I have juice in my veins”?! Sounds like something ARod or Mark McGuire would say

+ if your internet doesnt work....sucks to be you.

ALSO also, their distribution network was such ass that half the country wouldn't get the packets before the qr code told the press it was expired

That’s why we have Spock, as both a person and something in between 😂

Yes its very weird that her act apparently worked: I feel like Im missing some pieces of the puzzle.

@@Heligany Apparently her demeanor was carefully crafted to appeal not to a average consumer, but to be catnip to silicon valley techheads. Called herself the next Steve Jobs and everything (all these guys LOVE Steve Jobs)

@@gallows_Calibrator this is true. she dressed like him, talked like him, acted like him, but looked like a pretty blonde lady. said a lot of empty buzzwords. had a lot of connections. she was basically a parasite - designed herself from the ground up to fit seemlessly into the supremely rich tech community while providing nothing of value, only robbing her hosts of endless resources.

No different than Elon Musk, fake it until you make it.

She's doing a public speaking thing that I've seen a lot of managers do... And I don't get it either. It just makes me uncomfortable.

😂 Blood is just very salty juice.

@Sean Price this isn’t gonna turn into one of those “is a hotdog a sandwich”? Arguments is it?

@Sean Price if said person is drinking the blood, it could be referred to as juice. Human juice. Although I guess human juice would consist of all kinds of things (sweat, blood, saliva, pus, etc)

Blood is meat juice.

@@SomeOne-zw6kh I thought sweat was your man juice?

She has a thousand yard stare and that weird effing voice, lizard person dead giveaway

Fun Fact: That’s not her real voice

@@nickmason2345 what do you mean?

@@regulargoat7259 she’s fakes her deep voice.

@@nickmason2345 and she doesn't even do a good job at it!

she shouldve medically transitioned to rlly commit to the bit

Apparently a lot of old dudes were swayed by her charisma 🤣

Wait, those are her real eyes? That's not a doctored vid? A filter of some sort?

@@blurrycryptid Because being monotone makes her look 'professional'.

Idk why, but using "chick" to derogratively refer to someone who honestly deserves it is so funny to me.

@@blurrycryptid apparently she lowers her voice because she thought people won't take her seriously if she was high pitched because it makes her sound too young or unserious or something.

You feel shame, thats why you dont have one

@@Tomi97_videos We need to become psychopaths.

@@Cheapthrill1979 we need rich daddies.

@@simplylearning9347 Yes - everyone leaves that out. She was "one of us", as the daughter of an Enron exec, and she leveraged Pretty Granddaughter Energy to get Clinton, Schultz, and the other old, techno-ignorant leaders of the "one of us" club on her board.

@@simplylearning9347 We need to be Psychopaths with rich daddies

Zucc lizard vibes.

I still see that creepy image when I close my eyes

I wasn't watching the video and came back to her closeup face talking about blood. Creepy AF.

and voice

👁️👄👁️

Fantastic idea, terrible execution.

Not full lord of the flies! 😂😂😂

I work in tech salvage and found a few in our junk bins. Honestly not surprised.

I bet all the kids found a way to put Halo onto all their laptops. That’s what we did in middle and high school.

The problem with schools and business, if it sounds educational and they think kids will like it they don't bother to see if it actually works.

agree, they dont look like too much feature creep, i guess only thing is they couldnt deliver, but its a good concept

I am just imagining this thing would way a ton with the battery needed to power it. I mean, a cooler loaded out with drinks and ice is already pretty weighty, then add a 10 pound lithium battery on top of that? Might as well have built it with a wagon form factor ie 4 wheels and a handle.

@@michaeld387 its a cooler, it get wheels already, and this is not 2000s lithium battery dont weight that much, a 300Wh battery weights about 5 pounds and its more than enough to mix some drink and play music

How is it a good idea? If you want all the things included. Just get a good quality cooler, and assemble a backpack with plates, boom box, battery, and blender.

@@_taxman_ it's nothing really new, cheap 12 volt fridges are starting to get pretty popular and some of them have built in lithium batteries you could just expand on that but yeah all of the plates and stuff and the kitchen utensils that's just kind of dumb. But people want all the electronic gizmos I feel like. Like the boombox and the blender.

Same cause it's so Jurassic, like "nO OF COURSE NOT- well I mean-"

It's her eyes though, like she's purposefully opening them wider, that's creepy 🥶

@@blakasmurf why does she open them wider

@@cinialvespow1054 People who tend to be sociopathic tend to open their eyes wide like that.

@@rupertshitgrin7336 shit I may be a sociopath. I have huge eyes

It made me think she was trans at first but it seems like she's not. NO, I don't think that would make it worse or better. It's still a scam and what terrifies me most is her horror movie eyes that never ever blink.

I missed the whole Theranos thing when it happened, but I do remember the multiple vials of blood required to run a few basic tests at the doctor's.

Bro, you're gonna consider letting some mofo named Edward Scissor-Hands rectally examine you?!?

What happened was that nearly every medical expert who reviewed the idea called it out as being nonsense. Sadly the investors just jumped on while ignoring the experts.

It could have been useful if Elizabeth wasn't so deadset on arbitrary things like form factor and trying to do it with one of those little pin prick things. Imagine if it was one test l per machine or just used a full vile of blood but could be run quickly idk. With all of that money they shuld have been able to build something useful.

@Andrew Olguin Nah, the concept was inherently stupid. If you look into how these blood tests work you'll realize it was an obvious sham from the start. It's literally like someone promised you they could teleport you by recreating your body at a new location. Similar level of impossibility. Theranos would've had to advance medical science by centuries.

It actually seemed like a cooler I would want. I like the multi purpose features all in one place, especially when at the lake or somewhere like it.

I was havin' a shitty day and this comment made me smile and laugh. It makes me think we're each entangled with some random person in a karmic quantum wave, and their peaks are our troughs and vice versa, lol.

Is it the coolest cooler that you ever had? Is there another cooler that is cooler?

Yeah it sounded like it rocks

Isn't SUPER heavy though? If you need a heavy duty cooler, just get a Yeti.

The LED lights were unneeded as was the knife, everything else sounded cool

All of those features take a lot of space probably.

But do you really need 13 million dollars to make a cooler with a speaker and a battery?

@@carlosramos3890 No. But the idea intrigues me a little.

The problem is, the 180$ price tag. Lets take a regular cooler. $30,-. Take the 'features' the Coolest has; A knife, 'usb charger', bluetooth speaker, a smoothie maker. Those things loosely cost literally not anymore than $70,-. And probably all are better quality than those in the Coolest. They are literally selling you the 'idea' it will come in handy. Not even mentioning the practicallity of sand getting stuck everywhere in the coolest. So no, it is retarded. Glad it failed.

Her eyes are fucking gigantic

Uncanny Valley Ranch

@@SaltCane her eyes aren't normally that large. She thought too be taken seriously she had to have an imposing stare and deep voice which is why it all feels so strange. She just opened her eyes as wide as possible and deepened her voice as much as she could thinking that it would make people take her seriously when in reality it did the exact opposite. There's a video somewhere on RU-vid of Holmes practicing her deep voice and breaking down about no one taking her seriously. The delusion is somewhat fascinating.

@@epyon542 it’s not really a delusion. Women actually aren’t taken seriously. In this case it was definitely a nasty display of manipulation but women constantly have to make changes in order to have any shot at being taken seriously by men, especially in historically male-only occupations.

@@aliioana8586 I don't know what you're talking about to be honest. It may be anecdotal but all the women I've meet in STEM have been taken seriously because they've proven their knowledge, just like any man.

I don't have the data but, I thought these are just the special cases where the conman is just very convincing.

Because they can afford to, they barely noticed the money they lost.

is it realy so obvious?

GREED

The whole thing was designed from the ground up to be investor eye candy

esaaa. Yo iba a decir lo mismo. Que lindo ver otro/as uruguayo/as

Vine a comentar esto mismo, vi la laptop y dije "Bro Coffezilla me esta basureando la Ceibalita"

Same (Thailand) 😅

The rubber keys were a compromise: conventional keys would've been "nicer" but the designers wanted the keyboard to be more durable, since the OLPC machine was envisioned to be a system that could be used anywhere -- including Third World countries w/ limited infrastructure & harsher environments.

lol aquí en Perú la educación básica pública es muy mala, en mi colegio habian algunas de esas laptops en el área de computación que después de todo no contaba, la cosa es que a mi y tres compañeros mas nos encargaron un proyecto de robótica y esas laptops eran para programar eso, realmente odié lo limitadas que eran esas laptops

"The eye of the tiger"

sounds like you're sound jealous of his juicy veins

He just meant heroin, dunno how y'all didn't get that.

BUILT DIFFERENT BigBrother I'M A MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM BigBrother

Woah woah woah slow down Charlie

Or Nazi villain.

At least that psycho is behind bars now

I read the news when all that went down and her face is very familiar to me, but this is the first time I've heard her talk, and WOW! CREEPY!

Her and Mark Zuckerberg have some sort of lizard people pact i swear

Agreed.

There’s a joke from Archer about that “1 laptop per child soldier, which quickly became a 1000 laptops per warlord”

Also bad timing, as they came right at the same time when the iPhone was released, maybe 1 year earlier, and the smartphone / tablet industry quickly made this kind of product totally useless, as similar products quickly came in a similar price range, but were made by people who can acually manufacture such products

@@xl000 EEE were successful between 2007 an 2010 when the iPad was released. Apple also did the Mackbook Air in 2008 to follow the trend. that said yes, after the diffusion of tablets the ultra portable market lost all its value

Yea, I think Coffee missed a bit there. Yes, the One Laptop was quickly outperformed by netbooks, but netbooks didn't exist before that point. These guys literally unintentionally kicked of a world wide tech trend.

@@xl000 Computers are still very different from tablets and smartphones though. The current generation is arguably less tech savvy because modern devices oversimplify lots of processes by hiding anything complicated from the user. There's nothing wrong with that, but specifically as an educational device, it doesn't facilitate the kinds of deep exploration that some children might be interested in.

A Hungarian guy called Bíró designed the bullet point (biro) pen

50 years ago was the 70s....it happened in the late 1800s. LOL

A ballpoint pen specifically was designed with astronauts in mind though, as it allowed the pen to work without gravity

People were dipping quills in the 1960s? Be quiet child

@akplmn the original poster said “around50 years ago” not “more than 50 years ago”, what exactly is your point😂? Dude was just off by more than a century

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"There's coffee in that nebula" - Captain Janeway

@@pinedbymoneyside474 say goodbye

"There's literally blood in my blood," Dracula.

@@emichaelny336 :: TransylVEINia. Alright, I'll see myself out. ✌🏻✌🏻

Simple. Tech is the fast track to billionaire status

I just bought another nickel metal battery from the other side of the world so that I can repair my old electric toothbrush. I have to solder it in tomorrow. All this work to save $90, but most importantly, I do NOT want to buy a new toothbrush because they all come with Bluetooth. Why the sam hell do I need Bluetooth to brush the carbs and poultry off my teeth?? 🤦🏽‍♂️

I agree with smart ovens most people panic if the think they they left it on

literally bitcoin in a nutshell

I want smart toilet paper, with bluetooth and a hdmi port.

Oh my god she looks exactly like a female Zuck

But you probably already own those things as is- or at least someone invited will bring them

@@Xmasta420 the cooler isn’t to replace the actual charger it’s to have a place to plug them in when you’re on a boat, at the beach or away from outlets.

problem is that it was superheavy, like 40kg with NOTHING in it, even heavier with all the stuff it was supposed to come with. And still not even considering how much the thing that a cooler is SUPPOSED to carry weighs. If you need a durable cooler, just get a Yeti.

Shitty bluetooth speaker, knife, plates, blender etc in one overpriced package. Most of people have all of those things in better quality allready. Well, I have to give the blender part, not many have wireless blender, but how many times you are going to use that?

The concept isn’t bad, but it is over designed. If they scaled it back a bit, maybe stripped one of the features, made the cooler lighter and bigger, and so on, it could work.

The idea itself actually sounds pretty cool. If only it didn't look like normal 1970s cooler with 1990s blender attached with it and again 1990s looking speaker. Im sure if they design it properly and sell it as quirky picnic stuff it might sell pretty well. The other functions sounds so weird though.

@@jeanneann3545 Start small, only add features when you already have money lol. Like pick one of the things from the video to add to your cooler (eg just the blender), and if that sells, release Coolest 2 with more features. Steve Jobs didn’t run out the gate promising face tracking day 1.

Probably drunk when he bought it. Like me now in the digital age at 32 with money

@@kulvirkang7953 I dont even have to drunk to buy bunch of useless stuffs that i dont need. sometime i wonder what iam thinking when i buy those stuffs.

@@jeanneann3545 good, don't ever drink then you will spend more

Lmao!

And put it in the jar 😏

She sounds like the antagonist of a horror detective game, which doesn't sound so bad honestly.

Primeval is the GOAT.

Man you just awakened a slew of memories I forgot I had

I would never buy them..

It's like go-gurt haha. "Squeeze and enjoy juice on the go!" Bottle: b-b-but...

Idk, in what world would a juice packet do better than a bottle? Like, granted, it's smaller and would save space, but you'd be forced to drink the whole lot at once as opposed to a bottle's ability to rescrew its cap, not to mention how much plastic it would produce

You mean like Capri Sun?

"sell like wildfire"?

They both have juice ancestry. Funny that.

Instead of using a vial of juice from your veins, we should just use a drop!

From Suckerberg's DNA.

Unironically was a Steve Jobs cultist, she wanna be like him, all that entrepeneur/bussiness man bs, but not in the part where you actually make something that can be sold.... and work.

@@carloscjr23 the Wirecard guy also was obsessed with dressing like Steve Jobs.

Your mom was made in A51

Oh myyy

Lol was he really referring to Linux? I may take it personally now.

whoa, what the FUCK

Well, I mean…

the operating system was UNIX, not Linux.... but nice try!

Your top 5 kernels, go:

@@Grauenwolf I've had vacuum packed carrots and it really doesn't keep them fresh, the outside becomes fluffy and dry like a baby carrot in normal packaging, and the inside has an off sweetness like the sugars are breaking down into alcohols.

The juice in stores can be as much as 6 months old actually

​@@biohazardlnfSbuy fresh fruit and a juicer

Heck, powder it and beat those AG1 guys to the market

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@Pined by CōffezillāYou seriously can’t spell pinned? Cmon now

But, but... there is iron in your veins.

@@ninjaswordtothehead beat me to it

With iron in his veins, he must have trouble going through airport security.

Considering the name of the company it's probably on purpose

If they include small card explaining the stuff and why it failed, it actually could be a good educational toys.

I think she mostly just holds her eyes too wide and talks in that fake deep voice. The combination is very unnatural, and the pure white background and the lights reflecting in her eyes do not help at all. She looks simulated, like an incomplete render. You feel like you're being addressed by a robot.

She genuinely makes me feel fear

She's probably a psychopath and a narcissist

@@fart63 Has a Zucc vibe to her.

Masquerade breach.

Well no. You can optimize it. Or try to. Buuuuut if you fail than yes it stays the same 😁

In the vein (pun intended) of reinventing the wheel ………. I understand many people don’t like needles, but I don’t understand the big deal about “one drop of blood” Once a phlebotomist has the needle in your vein, the blood comes out pretty fast. The issue isn’t the amount of blood, but rather how they take the blood out. Everyone needs a certain amount of blood to live and it’s not like people are walking around on “E” in the blood tank and couldn’t spare more than a drop. But hey, what do I know? I’ve never even been to Silicon Valley.

Like we've added wheels to them and now have folding coolers. Not sure what else people want I just want a cooler to function properly.

@@cheechalker8430 If I recall correctly, it was not just about the one drop of blood, but also about the design of the device they made to do the blood tests. The technology is there and already in use with the Siemens machines they had bought. The problem lies with the small size they had which constrained the design and made it near impossible to work with using our current tech. They were also advertising the idea of sending your results over the internet as an innovative idea. Honestly, there's much more that's interesting like the organ-on-a-chip MEMS device, and I sure as hell don't see how one drop of blood is a world changer either. But what do I know? I'm no Elizabeth Holmes.

If it ain't broken don't fix it

I think he's suffering from the old if it failed in the US it didn't work complex.

It’s just being spoiled in some countries

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@@digitalassetsinvestorrepli2964 Literally a copy of that one company he was always talkinb about that would make limited edition items. Exact business models.

Wouldn't it just be rich if this "MSCHF" company were the next to go under.

Apparently there's some more new theranos drama lately. Hope zilla does a vid on it lol

My mom was an ASCP lab technologist and had the same opinion that you did

Everybody who knows how those tests work had the same opinion. Her teachers told her so, million times but to no avail.

It’s amazing how much money people invested without consulting literally any healthcare professional

I can't see that word and not think of Thanos

that is not actually that unusual, esp if you go back a generation or so. I've known a bunch of women over the years who worked to either raise or lower their voice since voice training used to be part of how women executives tried to improve their chances.

I'm cis (I was born a woman and want to be seen as a woman) but I still did voice training to be able to talk differently to be more accepted at school and work. Not saying American women are the most oppressed people ever of course, we have it pretty easy, but sometimes shit's just easier if you lean into silly nonsense rules

@@adrienneczerni6516 so... You're a normal woman

@@danielearnshaw8392 Yeah I suppose most women do voice training. It sucks

@@adrienneczerni6516 at school ? why ? I see the point in deepening your voice in work to be authoritative but I don't see why would anyone do that at school. " sometimes shit's just easier if you lean into silly nonsense rules" sadly people have biases regarding deep and high voices. Hopefully they change in the future.

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LMAO

Car manufacturers installing wireless tire pressure monitors :

Impractical jokers did that although it was a USB lol

Man, I wish my tires had HDMI ports... I've got these LCD hubcaps and the VGA ports are limiting the resolution. LMAO.

There's also parts of her face that should move as she talks, but they don't. She's some sort of bloodthirsty android.

And I’m happy to be one 😁 this guy offers a public service 🚒

Yeah man, I've been watching him since he was a beardless kid with only a few thousand subscribers. He's been one-shotting scammers like the Larry in The Slap.

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actually exactly 500k

Woot woot!!

And, in 1965, the Fisher *Space Pen* was invented, allowing a ballpoint to write at any angle, in 0g, underwater, through grease, and extreme temperature ranges!

But the first popular was Biró''s Design in mid 1900

But does your pen have ✨wi-fi✨ thooo?

I had a jibo and that shit was haunted. It would random spin it’s head over and over and ask if I wanted to play a game

@@StirlingPlays kinda creepy lol ahah

@@StirlingPlays sounds like fun tbf

"New ideas" are the reason so many of these fail.

Jibo was supposed to be more of a social robot than that of an assistant, but prices and the eventual practical uses of bots like Alexa made Jibo obsolete unfortunately 😕

Here's the thing though. There were no fruits inside. They had already made the juice and put it in the bag. You could just cut it open with a pair of scissors and pour it out. All they did was reinvent bottled juice. Badly.

@@blakksheep736 apparently there WAS fruit in there, albeit very ground up. it still sucked ass though.

And steal your information. It required an app to use. It was the golden age of IOT and making everything app enabled, even if it didn’t need to be, because that’s what venture capitalists want to hear.

it actually scared me

@Raghav Dinesh different business model

@@HankHill1 That's what he's saying. They should have just sold juice in bottles. Not even bothers with the machine.

How the hell did they manage to make a machine whose only job is to squeeze a package that expensive?

@@Ansalion It's a silent 10-ton press that can sit on your counter. So there's that. But also dismantling it, it was obvious no expense was spared. Every part was custom, every metal part was machined ($$$), not cast or stamped.

Yeah they thought they could pull a Gillette or electronic toothbrush move (oral-b/sonic) but what ruined it was that this “presser” was not necessary to get the juice

Not too sure but i think the program youre talking about was the python turtle thing!! I remember learning it too

There is a logo-version on it? Hey, I made my first tries at programming on one of those. Of course that was in the eighties.

I was there when he reopened the channel after closing coffebreak. Never understood why he did that but ain't gonna complain.

I saw him at 10k and I was surprised how good he was, then learned way later he already had Coffee Break! My man found a new niche and has been rockin it 👏

Quit leeching

Same, I used to watch coffee break, but I honestly didn't realize it was a separate channel

Mans a FUCKING LEGEND!!

Silicon Valley has become a parody of itself.

Wait.. it isn't? :)

doctor breen

On top of that, I don't know if its the make up or her blue eyes...but her eyes are HUGE. Like buy eye huge. It’s weird

@@devilchomps3295 im 100% certain theyre contacts. Her voice is also quite unique.

@@devilchomps3295 It's the make up that blow things out of proportion. When you look at recent pictures of her without the clown make up, she look relatively normal, though her eyes are still quite deep blue.

She's creepy cuz she hasn't blinked once in that video. 😓

Nah she’s just creepy because she doesn’t look like she can understand that humans blink

Huh neato.

Maxwell has returned

No, she's just a creepy android

Ring lights on cameras have a similar, yet way less creepy, effect on eye reflections.

She didn’t blink even once. Absolutely terrifying.

Ring light haha

The ring light creates the reflection of the ring in her eyes, her eyes looking creepy are just because she's weird af and she intentionally doesn't blink

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It's him in a wig

It would have been a hell of a marriage!

It’s much more mundane compared to the evil that is Theranos. It’s cute almost.

Honestly like slap some solar panels on that bad boy and you got everything you need

I mean, a cooler with a built in blender, Bluetooth speaker, and portable charger? Who wouldn’t want one?

@@Glmorrs1 anyone who owns a backpack?

@@Glmorrs1 solar panels are not magic generators, you'd need a much bigger panel to make any kind of real difference, plus I don't trust that if you leave it on hot sand on a sunny day that the lithium batteries won't explode

Because it's reminding you of that black mirror episode with the talking robot

Ok, i can power a 2 watt bulb with a lemon. Does that low power usage also impress you?

@@thevalorousdong7675 my point is that even though it was underpowered, it pretty capable given the power it consumed. The fact that they even considered using a hand crank to power it shows how unique it's power usage is; no other computer with its capabilities can do that as far as I'm aware

@@porteal8986 whatever processor and RAM it had, which enabled its super low power consumption, should still be available to you and anyone else who'd like it. I highly doubt they were proprietary lol

@@porteal8986 They just needed to externalize the crank and add the possibility of solar. Making the crank part of the laptop is as silly as those old TV/VCR combos.

@@hakanwestergren9363 the crank was not a part of the laptop

I have seen or done that. Takes a really unfortunate hit at the wrong spot with the lid off. Breaking a piece off the side so it can never again be fully closed.

"nVidia bread"