TikTok Traders Are Insane 

"Many analysts including myself believe that Elon musk is gonna put out a tweet"

I'm gonna give him a promotion

Imagine if they were actually going through financial advisers, 3 bottles in, yelling "if you say 'YOLO to the moon' one more time, I'M taking all your money instead of the hedge funds!"

Lol

In terms of Crypto, Musk is a walking market manipulation!

They are all fake

?

Investing in these economic crisis will be one of the best thing to do

You're right I think Gold and crypto are the best to invest right now

I wanted to trade crypto but got confused by the fluctuation in price

That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like Owen Lucas

I lost £1200 carelessly trading on a platform then I was referred to Mr Owen Lucas, he recovered the loss and made an extra profit of £4600

And now it's the lowest it has ever been

It comes free with the account

Yeah I wonder what I’m doing getting a finance degree from uni, might as well open a TikTok account

"many analysts and including myself agree"

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 fake

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 लानत है आप घोटाला कलाकार भी इस पृष्ठ पर पहुँच गए हैं? तुम सब दयनीय हो। आप कभी भी कुछ भी नहीं करेंगे।

Totally underrated comment

😂😂😂

AroooooooooooOOOOOOOO (cries in existential dread)

lmao

I understand the pain now

To the moooooon, baby!

Even Bitcoin has been harshly affected by FTX’s sudden colapse. The entire crypto market is crashing. What Coffeezilla said about the bubble was so clearly on point.

Crypto never had any actual value. The only “value” it has was being a get rich quick scheme.

It's all about taking peoples money, it's not legit advice

@@Lucaz99 oh no! Anyway 😂

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 such a bad attempt it’s almost cute

Astros cap means he's willing to bend the rules just like everyone else to be the best.

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 Reporting pretenders like you starts to feel good after a while.

His gonna cheat your way to financial success

An honest baseball team is there ever was one

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 it will reach 1 dollar, maybe in 2 years

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 Too long? Why the hell does time matter? Doge can definitely hit $1 but it has to have the hype and people ultimately need to have a reason to buy it other than just flipping it.

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 If you need money now you shouldn’t be investing, gambling is what you should be doing. So we’re not talking about those people. I bought $514 of Doge 2.5 years ago, sure it took a while, but I made a lot more than I invested (that’s the plan). You mean to tell me the only reason you should invest is to make money now? Do you understand how ignorant you sound? 😂 You saying you’d rather day trade tells me all I need to know. Most day traders (especially the less-experienced) lose more money than they make. Edit: If we’re talking about the use and overall fundamentals of Doge right now then I agree it’s not a good investment. It only moves with hype and you can’t spend them on anything, but investing a little is better than missing out completely. IMO

@LoS fan 🙌🏾 what you want is gambling, trading as you see it isn't investing, it's a 50-50 game

And it will happen in a week 😂

Lmao

I feel personally attacked by this comment 🤣

@#Blockchain LESS GOOOOOO

Im surprised when he said eth has the same foundation/ same thing as doge lmao

@@photoluke1499 How about now?

1c not 10c so it's even worse lol

Lel

As far as i know, the dude that had all that dodge in the video didn't sell. If so, what a moron.

A share btw

Ether isn't good either really, but has a first (or technically kind of second in this case) to market advantage. Could take some years, but the vast majority of people buying/hyping ether are just speculators who want quick money. They'll rationalize it however they want, and power to em. But the flaws are blatant and not going anywhere anytime soon apparently

💀💀

Nah, the next Tom Nash...... Allegedly! Lol

Lmfao

Empty wufett

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People broke, no one deserves broker

Hate the scammers not the scammed

There are actually some good tips on TikTok in general and some videos have good financial advice

Its the new Bloomberg terminal, get with the times.

@@yep_2431 play stupid games, win stupid prizes

I feel like that's a lot of people's attitudes nowadays is just that. Which is grotesque. Everyone wants to be rich quick nowadays. That guy just expressed in and put it into words in a very obnoxious and nasty way.

except he was ironic

@@zProSniP3r I don't understand how it's not dead obvious

@@Syrxen Yes, it was obviously funny 😃

@@jakerogers6062 he’s jokin bruh relax

Just wait bro this is still bear market bro keep buying bro it's about to blow up bro

@@apurplekiwi2239 LOL

It's going to $10 quadrillion per coin

as compared to etherium and bitcoin, Doge decreased by the lowest percentage of the three

@@apurplekiwi2239 just wait bro, just trust me on this, even if crypto, the decentralised, unregulated currency gets regulated, it'll blow up bro

Market cap bigger than all known value on earth.... Pretty reasonable to me tbh

Actually it's pretty real. When you trade USD/Coin to move the prices up or down you just need to create TRADES. It's unspecified how much you need to buy/sell to move prices up or down. When people say there is 2 trillion dollars in crypto, that doesn't mean there is ACTUAL 2 trillion dollars. That means all the coins price * all the coins current emission. As you all know, most of the bitcoins are lost and they now cost a lot of money. Thats why market cap is so big.

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

Cats and doges

bitcoin cash guys bitcoin cash, its always the coin thats useable and nobody is talking about that takes off next..

cringe

i believe it was sarcasm and a joke!

I don't know about him in general but his brain is definitely burried down to earth

@@billbojangles3992 pretty sure it was satire lol

sniff sniff

I'm reminded of a tweet I once saw: "You need to talk to people with the confidence of a 13-year-old who's smoked pot twice, who's talking to a 13-year-old who's smoked pot once." I grinned all day from that visual.

@@finickybits8055 Im hysterical from this. I really needed that one, John. Fak, mate. The world sucks.

A 16 year old should actually be taking way more risk than Dogecoin. He needs something way more speculative if he's going to turn his $58 into a retirement.

@@LarsLarsen77 like what? robbing banks?

Bro they had bigger boats than that in the 1400s

@@plaguepug2091I’ve seen canoes longer than that

Why don't you think he can buy stocks

@@Bolling0 he’s not old enough to open account unless his parents let him

@@Bolling0 he could open a custodial account in NA but he’s still much too inexperienced to be giving “financial advice”

@@Bolling0 bc in pretty much any where you cant even open a stocks account even less purschase stocks yourself

@@Bolling0 no not really

No that would be carryminati

Nah, they all hate themselves to the core. Except the narcissistic ones, they hate everyone else equally.

Didn't someone hire a third-party to doxx him?

lmao, just noticed that

Pump It

Yeah but she bought it right before it jumped up to like $300

Wonder if day trading is still her hobby

@@michaelsean09 lmao if you look at the day this video was made, around May 2021 is right before AMC jumped up about 6x to 70$ so she actually made hella if she sold and wasnt retarded.

Well, Then you would have to live in Oklahoma

You can buy an entire subregion in South East Asia with that type of money.

@@KangaMoose34 Lucky me

@@glidemusic1023 let me stay PLEASE

Yolonomics is the now. More evidence the world has gone insane

The cryptocurrency cycle works that way. These people will get rekt when the bear market comes

@@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult here it is..

Do you have a wearhouse?

@@elonmust7470 meant lumber stocks, like WY or PCH. at the time of the video they were at highs

I was thinking the same thing this whole video

Are you actually wondering because it's pretty simple answer, everyone has extra money = money worth less = inflation = fed increases interest rates = nobody can loan money = money is expensive = nobody has money = nobody has money to invest = everything falls

@@Vvopat96 Whoosh

@@fitnerdchronicles he’s right tho

@@c17b Who, Vompatti? He's not lol. everyone has extra money = nobody has money? I'm not going to elaborate any further it's a waste of time. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.

Haha, I'd say yes. My local Politician agrees wholeheartedly

+ tiktok

AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHJ!!!!

Dragon Ball voice actors. Funny how it works.

Aye, AttorneyTom you a beast 💪🏼 Love your videos, keep up the good work

Sup

Dang zilla gave you his personal number?!

@F A Ah yes, I forgot today's society needs the /s on joke comments

U

Beyond insane. Don't worry, cold hard reality is on it's way. BTC to zero by 2023.

@@cameronjohn604 I hope

@@cameronjohn604 5 months later after your comment,it's still going down lol

Be careful, you’re gonna hurt their feelings

@AntiochEthereal tbf back then crypto unregulated a lot and a lot of crypto scams were happening, its changed a lot now.

@10:41-10:47

@@michaelwilliams2341 the best part lololol

Maybe if people didn’t naked short illegally it wouldnt happen

@@RJTradess but coffeezilla won’t even bother mentioning naked shorts ? That’s the reason why we hold AMC,

@@jusrome2037 he’s focused on finding the next scam to make fun of I guess

Very true, when things are charging full ahead everyone becomes over confident and take bad positions

As long as you have time and do basic research on what you hold, you accumulate during down times. At least intelligent people should

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 reported :)

I think that was Mark Cuban who said that

@@guunyu321 "In a bull market, everybody's a genius. But a bear market reveals who's got what it takes to achieve long-term success" is what Warren Buffett said, Mark Cuban just said the part about everyone being geniuses

Extremely well...

Yeah doge coin currently worth $.07

it's not all bad, the guy with the pile of wood did ok

Once you get to be coffee's age it's really not that difficult to identify the biggest idiots in the world

Bruh no fucking cap 😂😂 mans showed the tiniest boat you can buy

That "yacht" is a Hatteras motor yacht is definitely not 35k

@@alexandersherman419 true I was thinking MSRP

but, MONEY MONEY MONEY!

The best part is he doesn't even own it. That's why he's not on it.

It's not a real shortage it's manipulation.

@@lewisgreenhalgh7546 interesting. 🤔 Got any proof or sources on that?

@@zayneytem Hey yes. I mean for a start we never really have shortages it is just price manipulation to makes us bums pay more for shit. Google reallygraceful and watch her latest video. Let me know what you think.

@@lewisgreenhalgh7546 just finished it- it certainly makes a lot of sense. But so far it's still speculation. Would like to know if its proven in court sometime soon. The driver's statement is an anecdotal evidence still. Certainly a good watch thougy. Thanks mate.

The fact that he tweeted that he wanted to make cat-girls real and that blew up, I feel like he’s just trolling to see how people react. Indeed the best social experiment

He’s either proving people will follow celebrities and millionaires no matter what the statement could be. It can be a hype a trend or pick me situation. He’s showing most ppl that this world can be run by attention in some cases but big ups to the comments above 👆🏻

@@Itssantiagodiaz Exactly. To your point, based upon what Musk tweets or mentions in statements, stocks and crypto can rise and fall exponentially. It’s uncanny that someone could have that much of a sway over a market

But that doge1 mission seems to be a thing worth the potential, isn't it?

He thinks WE ARE A SIMULATION . He is in a psychosis that will cost the Earth, literally.

They always print more so why not 🤣🤣

Arey tanmay bhat fan

@@varchas4287 tanmay Bhatt OP😎😂🤣

Pain

17 cents is still 50-100x any sane valuation of a joke coin.

@@daniellarsson3453 yea sure but no one is making anything from doge now it’s not even volatile I made 29% in two hours with a stock and lost .2% with doge

@@trishapaytas6971 It's not about the trading. The scam is the mining profitability, and the billions of dollars in coin the whales dumped after spending a few millions buying twitter influencers/shills.

This was recorded while Doge was at All time high.

😢

I mean someone became a millionaire doing that but he invested early lol

I will only go back to work when they pay me in doge.

@@icauich762 ah like a pyramid scheme?

@@Waspinmymind you clearly don’t know what a pyramid scheme is lmao

Some of the online doge hype squad are dellusional. I wonder about the quality of research they do if we can call it that.

3000 would mean 129billion coins x 3000 so way more lol itd be worth as much as all top index funds combined

Loool

It would be worth 3 times the global GDP at $3000 a coin

You just have to believe.

Thank you! Its Dog electronic coin, dog-e-coin, doggy coin

can't tell if this comment or the reply to it is satirical or not. I guess that means you've done your job

Love your channel Patrick!

I call it "dodgycoin".

What is the chance doge will be part of the worlds future economics curriculum ?

And end it with "My source is I made it the fuck up" 😂

My source is “trust me, bro”

I will eat a chunk of uranium of doge even reaches $2.50

@@applejambers7674 *pays you 3 bucks* Dew it!

Time to but the dip! Lolw

@@applejambers7674 ok guys let’s pump doge coin

9 months later below 0.15 cents so comical.....

yuo

yup

Why is that if you don't mind me asking? I don't have a dog in this fight, just curious

@@Boe_Jidens_Hair_Sniffing Pun intended ?

@@blessedafricarains6429 actually it was punintentional

Why not ?

There’s 130 billion Doge... 116 million Eth... as time goes on the supply of Doge increases... that alone will drive down the price... make ya money and get out, put your profits to work on something else

You gotta

It’s funny how naive people think they know the most and get screwed over the hardest

Apparently my view on the solution is to venture into trading cryptocurrency

I wanted to trade crypto but got discouraged by the fluctuation of price.

that won't bother you if you trade with a professional like Mr Barry Silbert

Am a living testimony of Mr Barry Silbert

The right choice of an investment has always been the problem for me cause I know picking the wrong investment will leave a big scar in the future

Doge is shit, but have you been to space

@@mediaisthevirus nice subaru wallpaper lol

@@sakiaung 👍

The earth is flat, it's common knowledge not a news story.

@@crypto9ite205 Bro shut up

@Gaming Legend69 yo, I really should troll him, that will mess up his day lol

Bruh I'm not going back to work unless they pay me in doge.

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199 तुम दयनीय बकवास कर रहे हैं। मुझे आश्चर्य है कि आपका परिवार आपके बारे में क्या सोचता है? हो सकता है कि वे आपके बारे में बिल्कुल न सोचें।

@@lloydcafecanadavlogs1199scam

Just about everyone knows what stocks are by the age of 16 lol.. even if you’re not sure how trading or the market works.

I'm 21 and started learning at 14 what stocks were. Prolly not unique. Most people know of stocks, but don't understand and really know stocks. This loser calling himself an analysis is no different. Lmao

Its been over a year and doge is not even worth 10c

Wait, you're telling me that this man is not 30?

Honestly. I think stocks was like a one month unit in a completely optional class on Highschool

Ur cute

@@shawnbrownfield9857 Hormones are Shite.........I remember my own Adolescent period now, and I didn't want to....😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@darkushippotoxotai9536 hormones are fine...its my first beer

@@crypto9ite205 really?u can help me with that?I'm sitting on all my stimulus checks jus wanting for the next BITCOIN....almost pulled the trigger on doge..but if I got u...hell yea

@@shawnbrownfield9857 this is not him wake up. Now you can send me a couple bucks from saving you from being scammed 😀

I wanted to trade crypto but got confused by the fluctuations in price

That won't bother you if you trade with a professional like Mr Wooden

I heard that his strategies are really good

Yeah My first Investment with Mr wooden made me profits of over $24,320 US dollars and ever since then he has Been delivering

Wow you know mr wooden

Having a degree in "economics" is like getting a degree in hotel management, gender studies, feminist literature, history. The last person i would listen to about the economy is an "econimist"

Don't feel that way, you are miles ahead of most people.

Neither her nor the guy from the boat should be here.

I wish I wasn't unemployed in December of 2019 when my Chinese friend was talking about a new variety of Sars. If I'd shorted the airline industry then, I'd of been laughing all the way to the bank.

And her hunch about AMC turned out to be absolutely correct. Days after she posted that the stock became a meme stock and it rose significantly, and AMC took advantage of the rise of their stock and used it to benefit their business in the long term.

Yea those actions are of a pretty smart person

It was a classic RuneScape scam with a few people at the top saying let’s hold it, meanwhile they’re busy selling.

You're acting as if the market never recovers and won't ever recover lol. Check Doge in 2-3 years. Your friends will be fine.

@@j3en534If you looked at a chart, you'd see crypto recovered harder after it crashed every time. I've survived bear markets like this one over and over and over again. Must be a sad life being a passive aggressive internet bully.

@@sega64official I’m just sayin man at the end of the day someone loses and with coins based on memes it’s certainly not the people promoting them

Has time proven you right?

Well crypto has completely crashed and now theyre holding empty bags. My one friend who had "80k in NFTs" actually has zero dollars.

@@PrimetimeX 😂😂😂😂😂

@@PrimetimeX came with nothing. Give he is ok

What’s the current status?

5x today

wow. it must have been a good investment then. what a clever lady /s

Hope she sold it though, it's going down.

Like any investment, it's about timing... is dogecoin a good investment? If it made you money, then it was a good investment... I think the key is repeatability and valuations... and right now it's almost impossible to judge the value of memes and reddit (and really the hordes of institutions taking advantage)... dogecoin is never going to more than maybe $1 or $2 though... in years

AMC to the 🌙

AMC to fucking Jupiter.

Amc to the grave

Do you have your degree from Tik Tok U?

Hopefully not in crypto?

@@Skoopyghost If you bought something tangible with your crypto as opposed to more/different crypto schemes, that's a win in my book. They don't let you go down to the supermarket and buy a six-pack of Coca-Cola with a 1% stake in the Coca-Cola Company.

they would have accepted a lower offer

@@bilsid Maybe. I didn't want to be too insulting though. That unit had been renovated and was only a few hundred dollars difference in price from a unit which had 4 student tenants in it and had not been renovated in the same building.

Lol

"Do you find it.... Rizible when i sthay the naaame Bigguths Dickuths?!?!"

Oh my God, Elon is Kane, Peace through Power, Peace Unity Brotherhood.

AMC is 14$ rn lmfao. I mean gambling due to market manipulation is not "doing well", but taking profits during a bubble is definitely the right move

@@kylezo exactly, unless you’re part of the in-group manipulating the market itself, as an outsider you have to either be extremely lucky or stay glued to your investment 24/7 including every minute and every second.

I will advice you should stop trading on your own if you keep losing and start trading with Mrs Laura Morganna trading services

I lost £1200 carelessly trading on a platform then I was referred to Mrs Laura Morganna she recovered the loss and made an extra profit of £4600

Wow I'm just shock you mentioned and recommended Expert Mrs Laura I thought I'm the only trading with her

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Though I Was strictly warned not to go to the comment section but here and now I am sharing my testimony how profitably it is trading with Exp Mrs Laura