ROBERTA THE TERMINATOR 

What's terrifying is her injuries aren't canon, in the manga and light novel she didn't lose any limbs. She's so much of a menace that the anime got scared and nerfed her.

Roberta pull up like "I'm here to clean." "But there is no mess here." "Did I fucking stutter?"

I love how when it came to Roberta, nobody really beat her They survived her

The three strongest women in this series should be in the round table tbh Balalaika the Brains, Revy the Brawns and and Roberta the Berserker 💀

Roberta in the anime is literally the quiet kid in school, nothing special on the outside and nothing wrong, but on the inside she literally puts on the forces and catches everyones fade.

The funniest shit is: The episode where Roberta debuts is perfectly named: "MAID TO KILL"

Fun fact, in the anime Rock actually did compare her to the T-800, and Dutch agreed with him a little later.

If Kratos had a child with Roberta, that child would be the most feared and compassionate child ever.

What makes Roberta telling Revy her bootlaces are untied funnier, is that Revy's boots are *always* untied and Revy herself even says she isn't gonna fall for that... But she does anyway 😂😂😂😂

Despite Roberta loosing enough stuff that she can now cosplay as a pirate, I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out that it was all intentional so she can put an entire cache of hidden weapons inside of the missing parts. Like her false leg is secretly a minigun or some shit.

As Colombian, I think they did a great job. First, there are a lot of women in their ranks (if you see other guerrillas), and they suffer a lot, due to they are enlisted (not necessary by force, but cause there is no option, because poverty, isolation and there is any option to progress), at a young age, they have to suffer not only the same training as any male, but also they have to serve sexually their superiors, they have to do abortions or be killed if they refuse. So, they got their mind far twisted than a male insurgent, and you can see that in combat or terrorist attacks. If you talk with Colombian soldiers ( I had to due to my job), they will tell you that women are the most sadistic and dangerous insurgent in FARC ranges (also FARC, is the most dangerous guerrilla in America).Moreover, during the combat in season 3 we can see that she was a "Pisa suave", that is an elite unit of the FARC, that are trained for stealth mission, they are trained to survive in the jungle at a young age, naked (cause clothes and shoes are noisy), no food, no water, only explosives and a gun called "Mata policias" or police killer, that shoots projectiles that break through Kevlar (as we see in the anime). The rate of mortality is very high, but the survivors are the deadliest killers in FARC ranges. Finally, she lives in Venezuela, the only place where an ex-FARC (because, nobody wants to go to Cuba), could try a normal life. I think that they did a great job about the background of Roberta, especially the disappointed about revolutionist Ideals and how they start to traffic drugs to generate profits.

Notice how revy was pretty much untouchable until Roberta showed up. And then Roberta proceeded to knock her out in 10 God damn seconds.

Roberta single-handedly turned black lagoon from an action anime to a straight-up horror movie whenever she is on screen.

Roberta is such a menace to society, they gave a whole SEASON dedicated to her (I basically call that ova series a new season)

She's like a Hellsing character that forgot what series she was in lmao

She’s the embodiment of “She’s not trapped in here with us, we’re trapped in here with her.” Roberta shares some qualities with Doom Slayer and Terminator. She is her. 🥶

This man doesn't post often. But when he does it's a banger.

Roberta is built like Deathstroke and you know she's a menace when she can fight with the main character and doesn't feel nerfed afterwards

Six months later and I'm still waiting for the Balalaika episode.

The fact that they had to nerf her is crazy, she actually NEVER GOT INJURED, but they had to redo her character for whatever reason. ROBERTA DID ALL OF THAT AND WALKED AWAY WITHOUT A SCRATCH, SHES A TRUE DEMON (a true maid of black air force energy).

Its absolutely crazy that Roberta actually lost no Limbs in the Manga. She was that powerful. She was so powerful she had to be nerfed in the anime. If she wasn't nerfed, everybody would be done for. She's literally an invincible Super Soldier that has killed thousands of people and has no emotion in doing so. Not only that, Roberta outsmarted Revy and yea almost killed her too. That's enough to put her in the Round table of Menaces.

If someone were to Google the word “savage” Roberta needs to be in one of the top results

Roberta is actually walking around with a SHOTGUN saying “I just wanna talk to them”.

So she only lost her fingers running into a claymore, got sniped and ate it and got shot in the head twice and can control a barret and grenade launcher with 1 hand with no recoil and without looking, minus the drugs and psychopathic mentality, what a woman

Levi: I’m humanity’s strongest soldier Roberta: hold my beer

I wanna imagine this city's bartender as the most hardened badass in this entire series. The shit this poor man puts up with on a daily basis

Tbh, I would like to have her as my bodyguard fr. Like who doesn't, she'd literally sacrifice her life for you if you're close to her. That's some hardcore dedication if you ask me.

The dad knew who the family's enemies were ... they didn't know who the maid is. I watched her movie and read the manga. I really HATED that they had to nerf her in the animation because it made her LESS TERRIFYING. She's the embodiment of "Fuck around and find out." 2 groups fucked around with her and found out, but the second group was more successful. That nerf made her less of an unstoppable engine of destruction and more human. I liked her as an unstoppable engine of destruction. In my opinion the movie is not cannon.

Roberta, Revy, and Balalaika. Three of the most badass menaces in one anime. Man, I love Black Lagoon

Roberta is basically the incarnation of a house wife with the maxed form of motherhood. If you mess with her husband or kids you are going to be erased.

In the manga she's a whole other level. She broke the chainsaw with her TEETH.

This video only told me one thing… I need to watch Black Lagoon.

This chick is beyond saving. You’d be lucky to win a court case against her after she took your manhood 😭

Tbh Balalaika probably deserves a spot on the round table, she might not have as many showings as Roberta and Revy but she’s probably the most dangerous person in black lagoon period

16:05 That’s the shit _nightmares_ are made of. Look at the chick’s face, she’s praying to god it’s all a dream lmao

16:15 that man took one for the team. he saved all of their lives in exchange for his offspring

Kinda just cements Revy's spot in the Table when she can duel Roberta to a standstill like that. Not only surviving nearly a whole night in a gun-fight with her but also landing a draw in Hand to Hand.

She not a terminator, she’s a terminators worst nightmare. The boogeyman for terminator. The thing monsters run from when she’s within 100 miles of her.

I love how the maid survives gta iv ragdoll physics and has superhuman strength but gets slumped by a regular human.

18:38 OH MY GOD WTF IS SHE MADE OF?!

If you ever thought about wanting to live in the anime world, just know, Roberta is a menace, but she's a small fish in a big pond compared to many other menances.

The music choices in this episode are immaculate. Nolo’s theme from Acceleracers for the car chase, WAW’s Red Army theme for Balalaika and the mob rolling up, and the Predator Hunting Grounds main theme for the jungle hunt, not to mention the Liberty City theme in the intro. Quality choices.

The dude who almost beat her before she pulled that belt get of hers should be put at the top of the list. If the dude wasn't so horndog he would've gotten an achievement.

“She about turn this into a dead by daylight lobby” 😂🤣💀

Are we not gonna talk about how Revy survived an RPG to the face and when she woke up she still had a shootout that lasted a whole night and squared of with Roberta even after being shot in the arm, are sure she isn't secretly a supersoldier too?

Honestly Roberta’s story reminds me of Raiden from MGR.. she’s definitely one of the most terrifying women I’ve seen in anime other than Revy and Balalaika

hoo lord this woman is the goddamn doom slayer

"I smell BITCH." I'm gonna use that forever.

The fact that there are people more vicious and durable than her in the world of Roanapor that are either in the shadows or yet to appear is astounding and terrifying.

Damn. So I heard that she is basically invincible in the manga. Damn. Imagine knowing the character and nerfing her but even that isn't really enough.

Roberta intentionally removed the black air force energy from her because she could and just regained it in like 5 seconds It’s like a black air force on and off switch for her. One second she’s cooking your dishes and being your happy wholesome maid next she’s showing a baton down a man’s throat

I can watch this over and over and not get bored of this .....

If I'm not mistaken, the scene where Roberta is running while chasing the car is actually based on the scene in Terminator 2 where T-1000 is chasing John and Sarah Connor together with T-800 (Arnold). She REALLY is a terminator.

Bro the stuff this absolute demon did was just unexplainable, she held a .50 cal in one hand, blew up a bar with the exit of a maid, chased an army truck with a shotgun on a motor cycle, broke a sword with her teeth, fought 4 different militaries, tanked a whole clip from an AK-47 and packed 5 guys with an Umbrella? It's a deserved seat for her.

Roberta "The Cleaner" of the Black Airforce Group

Roberta took Rip N Tear as a personal philosophy

What’s crazy is that despite losing an eye and two fingers the writers still decided that was wasn’t enough and hard nerfed her so she unexplainably lost an arm and a leg with no reasoning or context. Compare this to the manga where (IIRC) the ONLY wound she got was from Garcia and that was just because she hesitated.

Roberta sits next to Revy at the roundtable and revy just takes a hit of her cig and says "'bout damn time you got here. What, did you get lost?"

1:20 She has Hellsing teeth, let that sink in. She's got teeth that are barely a step down from Police Girl's and Alucard's sets of Ultra Chompers.

Lmao, the umbrella moment reminded me of the umbrella Kagura from Gintama had. Both actually worthy to be a part of the blackair force energy. They are a menace to society, a menace, I'm telling ya.

I mean, she's the only person who can make Revy rethink her life choices lol

Roberta is a certified beast. Then again, Black Lagoon is full of badass females. Which most anime nowadays is severely lacking what with the isekai genre giving us nothing but female characters that are nothing but harem arm candy pieces or death flag collectors for plot purposes. Revy, Chinglish, Roberta and Balalaika alone got enough Black Air Force Energy.

T-800 confirmed. Even had multiple references from actual Terminator movies, like running behind the car and holding onto the trunk.

Can you imagine, you driving home from work, it's been a long day. You're at a stoplight, and then you look over and you see this absolute terminator, running full speed after a car, that's just shredding it down the road to try to get away, stuff of nightmares.

Imagine being so dangerous that an entire city of criminals have to come together to beat you and still lose

Okay, but can we talk about how Rock played the whole cast like a fiddle during the Blood Trail arc? That was almost as scary.

What people don't realize is that she wasn't meant to be in lagoon she just wandered in of the set of hellsing.😅

the fact that she was so op that they had to murk her in the anime is wild.

I like how Roberta can both be the nicest human being regarding towards Garcia while being one of the biggest menaces to society

Keep in mind she did technically beat Revy twice she is definitely terrifying definitely deserves a spot amongst the Round Table of Black Air Force Activity especially since she kicked the “Queen” of said Round Tables a** twice

You know she's a menace when she uses a freaking musket as a bow staff

Can we just pause to appreciate the fact that she was one hand hip firing a .50 caliber Barrett sniper rifle?! A gun meant to pierce heavy armor!

When you put Roanapur, the Black Airforce Capital, in red alert just by being there you have truly earned the title of Menace. When Revy doesn't want to the smoke you know it's a problem.

14:51 Context: the dude that beat Roberta, Alberto, is a commander of the Cuban special naval missions Formation that knew Roberta back when she was part of FARC, and he wants to use her to his advantage. So to deceive him, Roberta tells him that she “wanna f**k”, so they get a bit frisky, she motions to take off her pants, while the commander dude had his gun to her the whole time. But she uses the the buckle gun to shoot the dude, beat his ass, and claims the only one to use her is the heir of the Lovelace family, Garcia.

This is absolutely HILARIOUS!! The commentary got me in tears over here!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Honestly, this kind of reminds me of a female Yuuji from the Grisaia series, with the biggest difference being Grisaia is a slightly more realistic universe, and Yuuji probably would've been slowed down at least a bit from being sniped and blasted with the claymore, but only a bit, don't know if he'll ever get put on trial, I sort of doubt it since that series is so niche that this comment will barely even be seen, let alone understood, but he was also on that Roberta timing, especially at the end of the series and in the prequel, and the big part is that with him being the main character of his own series, he's basically Roberta if you also saw at least a bit more of everything she did BEFORE she became a maid. Though, he'd be extra hard to cover as well, since all his feats are spread across multiple games, and the anime adaptation literally doesn't even cover half of it even though it adapts each of them separately, since the budget for it was clearly a limiting factor. Plus the Grisaia series has so much shit in it, I'm pretty sure guidelines/demonetization would hit Cj pretty hard for just half of what happens to the main character, nevermind all the supporting cast.

I can't get over hearing how excited you get narrating over the video. It adds an extra level hype to it. I also can guess that you had a blast doing it too. Also 14:04 had me wheezing the emphasis you put on *"BITCH"* got me weak and crying.😂😭

The perfect definition of a Mexican mom ruling the family with an iron fist

I think like 70% of the characters of this show could make the round table of black air force energy easy.

If I remember correctly, Roberta was hopped up on pain killers, muscle stimulators and anti psychotics during the second fight.

CJDaChamp. The definition of Quality over quantity. You can see the time, effort and passion in every single second of his masterpieces.

The way she holding that sniper I’m done. If I saw a woman on a roof holding a sniper like that, I’m just buying my first class ticket to heaven.

this maid was by far the most terrifying character in anime history... and I can respect that

2:25, I like buff women.

i love how roberta got revy with the "yo shoes untied" even though there isnt ONE frame of this show where she tied them in the first place 😂😂

17:55 You made me spit up my drink bro 🤣

Just rewatched the series and man Roberta always catches me off guard with how OP she is compared to everyone else

She really the first person to put a switch on a 50cal 💀💀

Let’s not forget how ruthless Rock was throughout this whole thing too. He’s definitely learned how to thrive in Roanapur.

People may see her a menace but she’s actually one of the beautiful maids out there who actually really nice and overprotective to Garcia and also was one of his very first friends Garcia ever had.

16:48 SLOWING HER DOWN NOT KILLING HER SLOWING HER DOWN NAWWWW

6:22 bro I thought I was hearing things but nah that’s actually Nolo’s theme. Acceleracers is GOATed no lie.

Roberta: "I smell BITCH!" Me: *Gets on the ground and curls into ball, accepting my fate*

sniff. that was so powerfully beautiful. the dedication, love, and loyalty this woman has for this family is godlike. those aren't scares from battle. they're beauty marks.

So a friend recommended your channel to me and I’m glad he did cause your videos are pure gold!

I’m so glad I found this channel

Lowkey was waiting of you to mention at the end that all of those injuries that she suffered in anime are basically not canon as she suffered nothing neither in manga nor in novel. She literally dunked on all of these guys and came out with only minor injuries. She was that much of a meanace that anime literally had to nerf her ass due to how scary she was.

More I see of Roberta, the more I realize she’s the perfect match for Hellsing. Black Air Force incarnate

I love the way you hype these characters

Damn the way CJ narrorates is so hilarious. Even though I wastched Black Lagoon a long time ago just let me say you don't forget Roberta. I may not remember how many episodes she was in... but you just don't forget her. Now I wanna see her in Death Battle since that terminator comparison was pretty much the perfect comparison. Roberta vs Doom Slayer