BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT: JOJO EDITION 

He's not even twisting anything this is EXACTLY how the anime is

Jotaro: Beats the shit out of people while incarcerated Jolyne: Beats the shit out of people while incarcerated The Black Air Forces don't fall far from the tree.

As a special note, I’d like to add the fun fact that Netflix released the first episode of this part on Dec 1st. This part legit started with a masturbation joke RIGHT AFTER NO NUT NOVEMBER ENDED!!! Masterful play by Netflix

The perfect tag-line for the JoJo's franchise: Don't question the insanity. Just roll with it.

"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FATHERLESS CHILD!!!" you can feel the aggression in those words😭🤣

Jolyne: but I’m innocent Baki: “steals the president”

Father Pucci’s introduction is EVERYTHING!! “I spin the block in the name of the lord…I AM DAT NIGGA!” 😂

After seeing the end of Stone Ocean, Father Pucci NEEDS an induction into the Round Table

I ain’t gonna lie, if there was a chance we got a new dub with cj as pucci preaching the gospel of the streets I’d pay so much money for it

HES BACK WIT ANOTHER ONE 🔥

“And priests beating people in the name of the Holy Spirit” had me dying 😂😂

When Pucci starting praying and putting in the disks in her head cracked me up

Everyone wonderin why I was hyping Part 6 being animated. It's primarily in a FLORIDA-BASED Prison. Take the insanity of JoJo's and put it in Florida. That's like a nuclear cocktail of insanity.

CJ DaChamp is the type of guy who'll be gone for weeks, if not months, on end, but when he returns with an upload, the wait will be worth it.

"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FATHERLESS CHILDDD!!!!" Bro roasting jolyne over a disc💀💀

I would love to see a series of the black Air Force round table members just talking and roasting the shit out of each other, with lore and all that, it’d actually be hilarious when they start breaking out into fights and stuff. Please let this come true. 🙏🏾

I love Part 6. The fact it takes place in Florida is also hilarious. Florida’s already weird enough, so it being the setting of an arc of JoJo somehow doesn’t feel weird or out of place. lol

The only thing that was disappointing about Father Pucci was that he wasn't voiced by Norio Wakamoto.

'I'm about to beat you like my great grand uncle,' I laughed too hard at that.

20:37 I quote this a lot for no reason.

Jolyne: *gets thrown in jail* Jotaro: I don't know if i should be proud or disappointed... Joseph: PROUD!

Father Pucci's sermon was way too funny.

15:46 I'm gonna try to learn that quote from heart 😂😂

17:56 "Imma beat you like my great uncle." Is she talking about Dio or Giorno?

That breaking news edit LMAOOOOOO

half an hour of Jojo content. Honestly, better than Netflix, that's for sure

The best thing about this guy is that he can summarize an entire season of anime without anybody having to watch the actual anime

"Fatherless behavior" is spot on

I love how being fatherless gives you power in anime 😂

Of all the JoJo Arcs, Stone Ocean has got to have the highest level of ignorance and zero F*ks given... And I'm here for all of it😂

If you're a villain in JoJo's bizarre adventure you're pretty much guaranteed to get disfigured from a stand rush pummel

I think Pucci deserves a spot at the round table. Especially after what he did in the second batch of episodes 😂

"BITCH DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD SPEAK!?!" Before that, I never believed people when they told me about laughing so hard that their fluid came out of nose, but now I know it's true.

20:56 normal day in Florida

Wait a GOD DAMN MINUTE. Why ain’t Jotaro at the round table yet.

I think it's time for part 2. This one was good, but the next one will have been MADE IN HEAVEN.

The infrequency in Cj’s uploads just makes it that much better when he does. This man never misses in his uploads

The artstyle doesnt look as exaggerated as ive seen in clips and this show looks funny asf, i have got to watch it

9:17 I am him 😂

Petition to have all JoJos up to now be considered for The Roundtable.

The characters of part 6 are literally built different, Araki really went out with those designs.

You hit a million I’m so proud of you dog your humor is underrated

Patiently waiting for “Prison Break: JoJo Edition”

10:51 is an underrated moment imo, made me wheeze the first time I saw it. The impression too good

21:50 Was the absolute best part 💀

Okay Pucci reciting Niggalations was a treat. I can’t wait for part two of Green Dolphin Scared Straight.

It's so funny how Father Pucci is like the angel but his stand is straight up a demon living inside of him with it's own motives and resolve 😂😂😂

Bro please let this man have a voiceover for this entire show I need it😂❤️

19:12 “and what is that” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

21:52 that's just harsh

Jojo is one of the most goofy anime ever but that’s why it’s awesome, the weirdness of it just makes the show awesome

Ok, I can't wait for Part 2 of this.

15:40 LAWD HAVE MERCY

6:02 bro look like he got glasses built into his eyes💀

This alone made me watch all the JoJo’s. 😂😂 this was by far the best one.

She should have called saul

15:57 IM DYING! This is one for the history books! Congrats on 1 mil! Your videos REALLY get me going when I’m burned out. Thank you for what you do and keep up the good work!

15:46 🙌🏽🙏🏽AMEN future and wessidelive would be proud

Imagine if Pucci was this mouthy and quick to anger in the actual anime 21:49

9:23 absolutely was the funniest shit I seen so far😂☠️

Finally, another scared straight episode. Been waiting almost as long for this as Jolyne be waiting for her dad.

21:45 This is the best dub yet.

I used to watch Beyond Scared Straight and I gotta say your presentation of these episodes are really cool

“ANd ThIS MaN PuLlS OuT ThE BlINkey!” :window shutdown sounds”. 20:11

"THAT'S WHY YO DADDY DEAD!!!" I lose it every time I hear it. LMAOOOOO

"Whos next Faze Ussop?" Honestly my dissapointment is immeasurable, Ussop shouldnt be bunched with mortals from the Faze clan

"Getcho nasty ass busted ass 360 waves havin ass away from my water" 🤣

7:36 I like how cj dachamp re,paced stone free’s Ora rush sound with star platinum’s Ora rush sound

15:18 Was too much for me to handle 💀

20:31 DIO belongs in the round table!

It’s time for part 2

14:31 pvz music goes hard

Jotaro punching delinquents when he was in high school Jolyne already in jail at the age of 15 Bruh both are gangstas

18:55 certified animal crossing moment

13:23 isn’t that Foo Fighters? They didn’t kill her off that quickly, right ?

I was watching all the JoJo in sequence so I figured by the time I got to Jolene she would be on a spaceship in the year 2100 or something. I thought her story arc would play out like Sigourney Weaver in Aliens but with more of a Cowboy Bebop flair. Stone Ocean still turned out to be interesting, just my imagination was taking it a bit too far.

It’s about damn time Cj talked about jojo. I honestly think Dio deserves a spot on the round table.

“She probably became a Black airforce so her Dad could comeback.” - Some wise dude

21:48 you can tell that boy cj was getting into character

9:16 “I am him, don’t play wit me on the dead op Dio” 💀😭

1:50 down so bad,the moon got her acting up

9:45 Our family been having opps since the 1800s. I literally laugh at that part. CONGRATS WITH 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS CJ! 🥳

The real menace of the round table is cj himself

15:20 - 16:03 was elite commentary🤣

Props to RU-vidr YongYea for voicing Pucci...He makes this character cool, unsettling and serious all at once!!!

Still waiting for a Jojo character’s rightful spot to be taken at the round table

The funny thing before this video I got a driving safety ad.

When steel ball run gets animated I’d like to nominate Funny valentine and/or Diego

This man alone just made me wanna watch jojo after all these years

The thing that makes me love Jojo's Bizarre Adventures is how almost every name is inspired by the names of singers, groups, and songs.

3:11 this music got me feeling different should definitely be included in the jojo ost it’s very bizarre

21:54 my man screamed louder than the censor beep! 😂

21:25 My exact relationship with my teammates in any game

10:55 Never heard this described so accurately.

12:38 Mario music caught me lmao

I really wanna hear CJs interpretion about Pucci and Weather's backstory with the KKK guy cause apparently Pucci isn't black enough to that that KKK doesn't ping him as black but apparently weather does. Seriously Pucci and weather are both probably southern Italian and probably have some African heritage somewhere in the past but Weather is the palest whitest lookin dude in the show despite him and Pucci being twins. I think about that plot point regularly cause it's one of the most inexplicable in whole manga. Idk why Araki was like we need accidental incest and mistaken identity KKK lynchings involving the only character who looks vaguely black accidentally getting the whitest dude in the story lynched. Araki works on another wavelength of reality so I'm not hating it's just a bizarre (ay ohh) decision.

14:58 Her childhood dream was to be Kidnapped 😧💀

My man really did a beyond scared straight theme when introducing the characters 🤣🤣

6:02 this has to be the dirtiest I've ever seen a barber do anyone in anime, like DAMN🤣🤣🤣🤣

I absolutely love and adore Jolyne, I'm rooting for her!